St. Rachel of the Pancake, aka i-Hop Corrie, Still Very Dead

And Israel throws her parents’ wrongful death suit out in acknowledgment of the fact that getting turned into a crepe because you throw yourself under a bulldozer is an expected outcome rather than an atrocious Zionist murder plot.

Corrie’s family had accused Israel of intentionally and unlawfully killing their 23-year-old daughter, launching a civil case in the northern Israeli city of Haifa after a military investigation had cleared the army of wrongdoing.

Because H’Shem knows that Israel doesn’t have any other threats or issues to deal with, so intentionally committing Murder by Bulldozer in order to get rid of a smelly, terrorist-loving bitch makes perfect sense and, really, what better way to do it than to roll a dozer over her? If you can get her to stand still while the lumbering thing gets into position, that is.

“I reject the suit,” the judge said. “There is no justification to demand the state pay any damages.”

He added that the soldiers had done their utmost to keep people away from the site. “She (Corrie) did not distance herself from the area, as any thinking person would have done.”

Now now, that’s just blatantly unreasonable, your honor! Expecting sentience from a liberal, terrorist-loving twat?

Corrie’s mother Cindy told a news conference after the court’s decision that the bulldozer personnel had the “ability” and also an “obligation” to have seen that her daughter was in its path.

They did? Ever checked out the field of vision from one of those things, you insufferable moron?

If you hadn’t dropped your daughter on her head repeatedly when she was an infant (hint to aspiring mothers: Don’t teach your kids to bungee jump indoors), she might have realized that standing in front of huge mounds of moving steel is dangerous and that she had the “ability” to move out of its way well before its slow mass would make it to her current position.

She said her daughter was a “rich thinker and a beautiful person” from “Olympia, Washington, USA,” her voice breaking as she spoke.

We’re not going to speak to her qualities as a person as we didn’t know her, but we feel compelled to question somebody who thinks that standing in front of a moving bulldozer is smart’s qualities as a “thinker.”

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LC LOBO
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Saw a pictogram of the dozer type used to put said twat under. Due to the blade, the operator cannot see in front of it for 30 meters. Too fucking bad that the cunt had to die in the Holy Land. They’ll never get the smell out of what was once undefiled.

Sir Fresh Sign
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Sir Fresh Sign

i heard she was poisoned with Polonium RIGHT before the dozer squashed her

dasbow
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dasbow

A “rich thinker”? Tells you all you need to know about young Miss Butterworth’s upbringing. Only insufferable liberal twats spew that kind of gobbledygook.

LC LOBO
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Sir Fresh Sign says:

i heard she was poisoned with Polonium RIGHT before the dozer squashed her

Ain’t that overkill ?? :em01: :em05:

bruce
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bruce

too bad rachel pan cake’s mother didn’t join her in front of the dozed or better yet go to gaza and get gang raped before standing in front of the pan cake maker. :em05:

bruce
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bruce

when ever these terrorist loving scum should be shoved across the border into gaza and see how they like raghead hospitality.

Mark12A
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Mark12A

I just love a happy ending.

Can you imagine such wisdom coming from an American bench?

single stack
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single stack

From FreeRepublic:

Corrie’s friend Joe Smith described how Corrie sat on a mound of dirt facing the IDF bulldozer making its way to the house it was about to demolish. “Rachel had two options”, Smith said. “When the bulldozer started to dig in the dirt pile, the pile started to move, and she could have rolled sideways quickly or fallen backwards to avoid being hit. But Rachel leaned forward to climb to the top of the dirt pile. The bulldozer’s digging drew her downward, and its driver could not see her anymore. So without lifting the scoop, he turned backward and she was already underneath the blade”

Cougar1978
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Cougar1978

I guess Rachel Corrie didn’t pay attention in physics….. Hey, big object, with speed, momentum, and mass will not stop right away for you. You will become a Communist Crepe! Well, one less libtard to deal with. Sorry to say it, but she tried to get into a pissing match, put her life at risk, and in the world of unintended or intended consequences, Rachel was flattened.

See this Austin Powers Steamroller Clip. You know, Rachel, you could have STEPPED out of the way…..

You go squish now

LC Jackboot IC/A
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beautiful person

Beautiful indeed for a one-dimensional object

LC SecondMouse
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They should have billed the parents of this Darwin Award winner for the cost of powerwashing the bulldozer afterward.

Red Five
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dasbow says:

A “rich thinker”? Tells you all you need to know about young Miss Butterworth’s upbringing. Only insufferable liberal twats spew that kind of gobbledygook.

As my last name in real life is Butterworth, and I like to think that since I frequent the Rott I am of above average intelligence, I take a small measure of exception to Flat-Pack Chica being referred to by my family name and a fine suryp brand (though sadly I’m not related to the suryp). Especially since she was a liberal twat, and I am not. But I shall keep my lightsaber parked on my belt. For now. :em07:

LC Sir Rurik, K.o.E.
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LC Sir Rurik, K.o.E.

But wait! I thought eugenics was favored by progressives. Why not consider this Corrie case as an instance of extremely delayed post-partum abortion? Doesn’t Obozo’a adviser Holdrun believe there are already too many people?
Give Pancake credit. Proggies want to reduce the White population; And Pancake just led the way by personal example.

LC Ogrrre - Imperial Heartless Bastard
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She was “… a beautiful person” and now she’s worm shit. It was her choice, Mrs. Corey. There are ways to protest and ways to protest. First of all, she should have chosen her cause more intelligently; in other words, she should not have chosen the “palestinian” cause. All of the shit being brought down on the pallies’ heads is shit of their own making. Second of all, she should have chosen her method of protest more intelligently. Write letters, picket the Isreali embassy in DC or their consulate nearest your home, don’t park your slow-witted, physically slow ass in front of a fucking bulldozer. That way she could have stayed mommy’s rich thinking, beautiful person in three dimensions.
Mrs. Corey, I hope that you are consumed with guilt over your daughter’s death. Perhaps if you had been a thinking parent during her formative years, she would have known to mind her own fucking business, or at least learned not to play around heavy equipment. Cupid Stunt.

Mark12A
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Mark12A

Just think of it as evolution in action.

dasbow
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dasbow

red_five @ #:

I was going to say ‘Jemima’ but I didn’t want to be raaaaacist.

FrankOK
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Had she the sense to sidestep the speeding dozer, odds are she’d been back in the USA eventually shacked up with some hapless pothead making babies at every OWS gathering/opportunity to raise in the image of their “light bearer”, otherwise known as the “LawnJockey in Chief”.

That said, one must also realize that even though reuseable, there is only so much rope that can be made from the earth’s resources – the same goes for ammunition – there’s simply not enough of either to get the job done.

So – when one of those horrid Joos, albeit accidently (maybe) makes a creepy suzette out of a probable libtard baby factory, we should be thankful for the minimal usage of natural resources (iron ore, petroleum) put into play to remove one of our sworn enemies from the gene pool and give the guy an extra slice of raisin pie for his efforts.

:em01:

angrywebmaster
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red_five @ #:

As my last name in real life is Butterworth, and I like to think that since I frequent the Rott I am of above average intelligence

So, you’re the black sheep of the family? :em05:

single stack
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single stack

So, you’re the black sheep of the family?

RAAAAAAACIST!!!

(Someone had to say it)

angrywebmaster
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single stack @ #:

RAAAAAAACIST!!!

(Someone had to say it)

Who you calling a racist you damn cracker? I’ll have you know I am a protected minority. I’m so minor as to be insignificant! I’m calling my civil rights lawyer Eric Holder. He’ll fix you! :em07:

Fa Cube Itches
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Fa Cube Itches

Hey, it’s an absolute tragedy that Rachel died; she was a really cute girl. Very pretty eyes, a lovely smile, and her hair was absolutely radiant in the light. She had some of the best legs I’ve ever seen, a rockin’ figure, and nice tight little butt. Her only flaw to me was that I prefer bigger-breasted girls, and she was a little flat.

Thank you, try the veal.

Mark12A
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Mark12A

FCI, that was awful. I mean, awful fooking funny. But awful.

Sad, but really, really funny too.

You shouldn’t laugh at someone’s tragedy (somebody told me that once) but sometimes you really can’t help it.

Cougar1978
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Cougar1978

Fa Cube Itches says:

Hey, it’s an absolute tragedy that Rachel died; she was a really cute girl. Very pretty eyes, a lovely smile, and her hair was absolutely radiant in the light. She had some of the best legs I’ve ever seen, a rockin’ figure, and nice tight little butt. Her only flaw to me was that I prefer bigger-breasted girls, and she was a little flat.
Thank you, try the veal.

Holy shitaki mushrooms, that was effing evil!

Bwahahahaah!

Special Ed
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Special Ed

First and foremost: Fa Cube Itches, That was Special!! And I should know …

Second, I lived in Oly Wa for the better part of four years (with a couple of delightful side trips to Hondo and ROK, Thankyew taxpayers!), and “rich thinker and beautiful person” means “smelly retro-hippy”, examples locally referred to as “Fookin’ Evergreeners”, after the local Junior College/Soshul Just-us Indoctrination Centre.

LC Mike in Chi
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LC Mike in Chi

When the blade hits her eye,
And she can’t even sigh.
That’s a Corrie

And there she will lie,
like a big pizza pie
That’s a Corrie

And they’ll dig
Digga-digga-dig
Digga-digga-dig
But she’s a waffle

You shouldn’t play
Dippy hippy play
In a tractor’s way
Or it is awful!

LC Gunsniper
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LC Gunsniper

:em05: :em05: :em05:

FrankOK
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LC Mike in Chi says:

When the blade hits her eye,
And she can’t even sigh.
That’s a Corrie

And there she will lie,
like a big pizza pie
That’s a Corrie

And they’ll dig
Digga-digga-dig
Digga-digga-dig
But she’s a waffle

You shouldn’t play
Dippy hippy play
In a tractor’s way
Or it is awful!

FrankOK
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:em05: :em05: I was laughing and hit enter by mistake! :em05: :em05:

FrankOK
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Cougar1978 says:

Fa Cube Itches says:

Hey, it’s an absolute tragedy that Rachel died; she was a really cute girl. Very pretty eyes, a lovely smile, and her hair was absolutely radiant in the light. She had some of the best legs I’ve ever seen, a rockin’ figure, and nice tight little butt. Her only flaw to me was that I prefer bigger-breasted girls, and she was a little flat.
Thank you, try the veal.

Holy shitaki mushrooms, that was effing evil!

Bwahahahaah!

… but funny …