Not Cool, Mittens, Not Cool At All

You know, we’ve declared that our desire to see Jugears in a U-Haul headed back for Shitcago overrules any qualms we have about Mittens Flip-Flop, and we stand by that. We’re not going to hand this country to the liberal fascists and their jugeared god for another four years, because there won’t be anything left of it to take back after that, other than squatters’ rights to the ruins.

That’s one thing. We’ve also genuinely tried to like him, and his relentless attacks and clever uppercuts to the Ogabe campaign every chance he got (after he got done carpet bombing his Republican rivals in the primaries) helped. A lot. We love to see liberal fascists cry. We love to see them die even more, but we’ll take crying. For now. And choosing Paul Ryan for his Veep certainly didn’t hurt our efforts to maybe reach a happy spot where we mightn’t have to wear nose clamps in November as we vote. Not that it would change our vote, but nose clamps are so damn uncomfortable and they utterly clash with our Imperial Style. Not to mention that big ass helmet we like to wear.

And then we hear about those shenanigans from the convention.

We mean, what the FUCK? Removing the grass roots’ every chance to even utter their opinions, the same grass roots without whom Congress would still be solidly Democrat National Socialist, just so as to not mar Mittens’ coronation with the petty rabble representing the voters they were sent to, um, represent?

Because it’s not like his nomination was in any danger. He had the actual delegates, and that’s how democracy works even though His Imperial Majesty didn’t much like the outcome.

But that wasn’t enough for King Willard and the Gentry GOP. Oh no, they wanted a fully gleichgeschalteter convention without any disturbances from the common rabble interrupting the ceremonies with their plebeian opinions. Why didn’t they just go the whole way and hold the convention in Nuremberg or Moscow? No danger of hurricanes there.

And at what price, Willy? Do you really think that your little coup is going to fire up the volunteers that you’re going to need from here on until November, the ones who have already done violence to their core principles by even considering showing up to vote for you? Do you?

ARE YOU A COMPLETE FUCKING MORON?

You may have just handed the election to Obongo, you fuckhead, and should that come to pass, Heaven forbid, you and you alone will be to blame.

But at least you, Weepy Orange Crush Boner, Mitch McCockless and the rest of the Gentry GOP have made it abundantly clear, no room left for reasonable doubt, just how highly you regard the ones doing the dirty work in the trenches for you.

Message received, loud and clear, five by five.

We still want to see Obongo dragged out of the White House kicking and screaming like the common trash that he is and we WILL do what we said we would, which is to vote for the GOP ticket in November, but we guarantee you that it will be the last time, barring some truly amazing changes in the way the GOP does business.

As we said in our previous post: We’ll support you this time, because we owe it to our kids to stop the commie fuckwads and their chance to live in a free country is more important to us than our disgust at what the GOP has become, but it’s the last. fucking. time.

And if you think the Tea Party revolution is over with you being sworn in next January, you are SORELY mistaken. If anything, you just filled its engine up with pure, no ethanol, premium gas. You’ll be the last Gentry GOP president, and come 2016 we’ll be replacing you with an American.

Count on it.

Thatisall.

28 comments

  1. 1
    Tallulah growls and barks:

    Just saw this cri de coeur from a poster at Neo’s place:

    Xylourgos Says:
    August 27th, 2012 at 2:11 pm

    I am late coming into this late and am sorry for posting in this off topic, but I wanted you to see. (http://neoneocon.com/2012/08/25/anderson-cooper-actually-seems-annoyed-by-wasserman-schultzs-lies/ ), It has to do with Debbie Wasserman Schulz and her comment that it (a lie or misrepresentation of the facts) doesn’t matter.

    Well, it does matter. I am now living in Georgia, no, not in the USA but the birthplace of Stalin, in the former USSR. I work in the building where the NKVD (Soviet secret police) had their headquarters in Tbilisi.

    Each morning when I drive into the courtyard where thousands were brought to their deaths, I look down the stairways into the basement cells where “enemies” of the state were dispatched to their deaths and sense the unspeakable horrors they experienced.

    It DOES matter; most of the deaths were based on lies, Debbie Schulz Wasserman is leading us down a similar path.

    When you insist that the truth does not matter, the door is opened to unimaginable evil.

    THIS.

  2. 2
    Tallulah growls and barks:

    Rush Limbaugh was flabbergasted by this as well — “a FLOOR FIGHT??? They’re going to have a FLOOR FIGHT to keep out delegates — when everyone has just arrived and is raring to take the fight to the liberals???????”

    Worry not, comrades. The infiltration will continue. Just have to keep the TEA Party movement going.

    The women’s suffrage movement started in a smaller way: they concentrated on the smallest local offices — the school board elections, in fact — and took those (largely uncontested), then relentlessly built on that small bastion of influence, connections, got somewhat more important seats, and kept marching.

    That’s actually how you have to do it in real-world politics. Yes, it’s maddening when the country club set doesn’t see the IMMINENT DANGER we’re in, and yes, it’s going to be a close-run thing — as the Duke of Wellington said about Waterloo, “it was the closest-run thing you ever saw in your life.” But people who are entrenched in Power will not surrender it: you have to prise their fingers off it one at a time.

    This is from being a reader of history for the last thirty years. Power is never surrendered willingly: Never. We’ll have to build up our ranks, infiltrate theirs, take beachheads, move inland, the whole nine yards.

    Let’s just hope we still have time.

    –There is one other possibility: a Churchill may rise. “Born to the purple,” but a visionary in spite of that; a true American Idealist.

  3. 3
    LC Patton growls and barks:

    Okay, maybe I’m missing something, but basically the rules says that delegates who are pledged to vote for a candidate have to actually vote for him. What’s so awful about that?

  4. 4
    LC Light29ID growls and barks:

    From what I understand about this fight is that the party chieftains don’t want any repeats of the primary fights that happened during the Hilldabeast/Obongo fight in ’08 and this years Republican UFC cage match that went on until May. They don’t like it because it’s expensive, distracting, takes time away from hammering the leftards and lets the NSDWP Limp Dick Media portray the candidates as bunch of whack jobs that belong in the gladiatorial arena than on a debate stage. They want to get the candidate annotated quickly so the primaries are cheaper and gives the party more time to attack the other side.

    I can see their point and I do disagree wholeheartedly.

    This year we had eight candidates with strengths and weakness and we got to judge for ourselves who was best and the worst. It made, not just Mittens but Newt, Bachmann, Paul better fighters and it also put them on notice of what was expected of them from Conservatives and the Tea Party. In other words Mittens had to earn it, not get it handed to him like Bush the Elder, Dole or McCain had plus he knows that the Tea Party is going to work like crazed Honey Badgers to get Tea Party Conservatives elected down ticket. Boner and McConned may be his political soul-mates but with Allen West and Marco Rubio gathering wood and nails he’s not going to stray to far in their corner.

  5. 5
    Emperor Misha I growls and barks:

    LC Patton says:

    Okay, maybe I’m missing something, but basically the rules says that delegates who are pledged to vote for a candidate have to actually vote for him. What’s so awful about that?

    If that was all that it was, I wouldn’t have a problem with it either. In my view, if a candidate, no matter who the fuck that candidate is, gets the nod from a state, then the delegates from that state had damn well better represent that decision or we might as well do away with primaries altogether. I’ve long been pissed off by states with “non-binding delegates” because that is NOT how democracy is supposed to work.

    It was the subsequent shenanigans with forcibly removing people from the Rules Committee who might not toe the party line to avoid a squabble, the total indifference to dissent by ignoring the minority report altogether that really got my goat.

    Sure, it would be wonderful if the convention was just a huge love fest with everybody agreeing, but only if everybody actually WAS agreeing. Otherwise it’s just bread and circuses. If there is a floor fight to be had, then by G-d let’s have it out in the open. Let the people in the minority be heard. Those Ron Paul delegates, and you know as well as anybody just how much Ron Paul is not my preferred candidate because of his batshit insane views on foreign policy (although I DO agree most wholeheartedly with him on domestic spending policies), earned their right to be heard at the convention the hard way, through votes cast by free citizens.

    If that’s “messy”, then so be it. Freedom is inherently messy. We’ll deal with it and, more importantly, we WON’T just ignore the people that we don’t really want to mess up our perfectly wonderful ceremonial proceedings.

    Isn’t that what this whole waking up the silent majority thing is about? Letting them know that they, too, have a voice? Just how the fuck is that going to work for us if our RINO masters then decide that it’s all good and well that they do the hard work as long as they don’t use the wrong fork at the victory dinner?

    There was a place that I worked for a long time ago that had a suggestion box. Not that any of the suggestions were actually acted upon, but it sure looked good to have one, didn’t it? In a fit of pique and the kind of sarcastic humor that has gotten me into trouble so many times before, I took the “suggestion box” sign and moved it to the office shredder.

    Needless to say, management did NOT find that in the least bit funny.

    Well, that’s how stupid shit for no good reason on the part of the Gentry GOP (again, it’s not like Ron Paul was going to end up the nominee because of an honest process as he simply did not have the delegates) is looking to me.

    We’re all fine, us unrefined, unnuanced non-members of Boner’s Country Club, as long as we don’t dare mess up their parties by actually voicing our opinions. We’re OK and fine every four years when votes are counted, but other than that we can kiss their nuts.

    That’s no way to turn around a nation.
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  6. 6
    single stack growls and barks:

    I’m not at all surprised by this. I turned my back on the Republican party a long time ago.
    The leadership has been lying, power hungry, unprincipled, cowardly scum for years. The fact that Newt Gingrich hasn’t been exiled is proof that it still is.

  7. 7
    LC LOBO growls and barks:

    Emperor Misha I says:

    We’re all fine, us unrefined, unnuanced non-members of Boner’s Country Club, as long as we don’t dare mess up their parties by actually voicing our opinions. We’re OK and fine every four years when votes are counted, but other than that we can kiss their nuts.

    That’s no way to turn around a nation.
    Emperor Misha I recently posted..Not Cool, Mittens, Not Cool At All

    For over 146 or so years, all we are to these assholes is just that, a vote. To keep the ruling elites in power. And most of the voters are dumb enough to keep voting for the same assholes over and over again. When in the hell will people wake up and stop being a willing hand to their own slavery ? Why in the blue fuck are the only ones that are ever running the same ivy league schooled asshats that we see every time ? And when are we ever going to tell the LSDMSN that they need to shut the fuck up, and allow us to chose who the fuck we want ? Mittens has been foisted off on us for what ? Two years now ? Three ?

    Like I said on here elsewhere, fuck them. I’m keeping my vote. I’ve been bitching for a long time that they are two branches of one vine. And when shit like this is pulled, people are shocked ?? I don’t recall which one of the Founding Fathers said this, paraphrasing here, “May the chains of your enslavement rest lightly upon you, and may God forget that you were ever my countryman.” And if bongo does win, or decides to declare marshal law, I pray that it becomes once again, The Republic of Texas.

    *If this seems ramblng, tough. I got a fucking headache that won’t stop, and haven’t had ten hours of sleep in about five days.

  8. 8
    DJ Allyn growls and barks:

    Misha, remember this: FIRST IMPRESSIONS.

    What were your first impressions of Mittens?

    C’mon, forget your red-hot hatred for Obama — pretend he doesn’t exist. What are your first impression about Mittens?

    What can you honestly pin down about this man? What actual issue or policy can you state as a real fact? Can you name even ONE?

    Because for every one issue you can name, I can come up with at least one or two completely different stances this man has made on that very same issue.

    With Obama, you KNOW where he is at. With Romney you don’t. THIS IS A FACT, and you know it. It is only your hatred for Obama that won’t allow you to see that.

    If Ryan is the only reason you are going for Romney, then you are REALLY stupid.
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  9. 9
    Mark12A growls and barks:

    You’re right, Deej. I know exactly where Obama is. And, frankly, that’s why I’m voting for Mittens regardless.

  10. 10
    single stack growls and barks:

    With Obama, you KNOW where he is at. With Romney you don’t.

    Actually, I do. Romney’s an unprincipled opportunist. To know where he’s at all I have to do is look where he’s being pushed during the election campaign. He’s a RINO so I have no illusions about what comes after the election.
    I’ve always said I utterly despise him and I’m disgusted and sickened that he even had a chance at the nomination.
    Romney has two saving graces that make it possible for me to vote for him.
    1. He’s a capitalist.
    2. (and this is the biggie) His opponent is a Marxist ideologue raised from birth to hate America and work for its destruction.

  11. 11
    LC Gunsniper growls and barks:

    I guess I’ll pile on here…

    Since it’s a choice between certain destruction with another term of jugears and another roll of the dice…

    Pass me the bones and C’Mon Lucky Seven! Baby needs a shitload of jobs!

  12. 12
    LC TerribleTroy growls and barks:

    I just love it when DJ tells me that Ihate Obama not for his policies, not for his repeated use of blatently marxist origin phrases, not because of his lack of disclosure regarding a multitude of records but because……??? DJ has obviously developed the ability to look into the heart of any human and divine their true motivations.

    I am NOT a republican, I am a conservative with libertarian leanings. The Republican “party” will receive my vote on the national level this one last time. ONLY, only because to do otherwise will absolutly, positively, no two ways about it, destroy this country to the point of NO RETURN. If Obama retains the presidency, Obamacare will solidify to the point of destroying our healthcare system, Obama will give us Supreme Court judges that will destroy our constitution, Obama will continue to write executive orders that allow our country to be invaded by illegal immigrants, Obama will continue to divide us by class and race by selective enforcement of the law, and the list goes on and on. These are things HE WILL DO. Romney may, MAY do similar things but that is speculatory. Logic dictates that I choose the choice that at least presents the possibilty that these things won’t occur. The way I look at it, if I don’t make this choice I condemn our country to a death sentence and that four years from now we will be so screwed that there will be nothing left to vote for. We aren’t heading for a cliff. We have gone over and are holding on to the ledge with our fingertips. With that said, I beg all that consider not voting to reconsider, a non vote is a vote for the guarenteed death of our nation.

  13. 13
    LC Spare Parts growls and barks:

    Same old RINO”s. They’ll take our campaign money and votes, but don’t want Us as constituents because we didn’t grow up together.

  14. 14
    FrankOK growls and barks:

    LC Spare Parts says:

    Same old RINO”s. They’ll take our campaign money and votes, but don’t want Us as constituents because we didn’t grow up together.

    Ain’t that the fucking truth.

    Speaking of votes, let’s get this shit over with – I have a few thousand votes in wooden crates, should the need arise.

  15. 15
    Fa Cube Itches growls and barks:

    Emperor Misha I @ #:

    That’s no way to turn around a nation

    .

    That assumes that they want to turn the nation around. Why would they? It’s not in their best interests. They’re doing just fine under the current system, and stand to do better. Not necessarily because they’ll gain more, but they know us lowly peons will lose more than they will. We’re the ones who want things turned around. They want votes. So, they’ll quietly hide away their contempt and distaste for the rabble for a couple of weeks and parrot back what they think we’re saying. If they win the election, back to business as usual. If they lose the election, back to business as usual.

    There’s a reason most people no longer have faith in, or consent to, the government.

  16. 16
    Fa Cube Itches growls and barks:

    LC Gunsniper @ #:

    Since it’s a choice between certain destruction with another term of jugears and another roll of the dice…

    That’s probably overly optimistic. It’s a choice between whether we fly into the mountainside with afterburners on or merely at Full Military Power. Basically, Obama and Mitt are just fighting over how much wreckage we’re going to leave for the NTSB guys to find, and how much work they’re going to have to do to dig it out.

  17. 17
    LC SecondMouse growls and barks:

    Yes, this was a disgraceful performance on the part of the entrenched party elite. No, I am not surprised by it. Yes, they will also have to be casualties of this grass-roots process of returning to first principles, if it is going to succeed. No, now is not the time to fight that fight.

    But more and more Americans need to come to the realization that we do not exit this mess until our leaders at every level are held to a standard of service to our Constitutional principles that has largely been absent from the public arena for a generation or more.

  18. 18
    LC TerribleTroy growls and barks:

    @ Fa Cube Itches

    So I guess that means we should all just give up and enjoy what little we can of the “ride” right? Cause we’re all going to die anyway. I’m going to have to pass on the whole lay down and passively accept being raped mindset. I choose to go out on my shield.

    I think Mitt will do whatever the legislation tells him to do. I know Obama will do whatever the fuck he wants by whatever means necessary. He’s proven this over and over again.

    There was a substantial percentage of the population that thought it was impossible to put a man on the moon. If it one thing I know, its that our percieved limitations are never our actual limitations. Are the odds against me? Certainly they are. But I absolutly refuse to quit fighting for my country. What were the stats during the revolutionary war again? By the end of the war there were more native born americans in uniform for the brits than for the patriots. How am I supposed to juxtapose that fact against your airplane analogy? I am not optimistic. I am a creature cornered with nothing to lose.

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    Mish, thanks for linking to me, bro. That was a nice surprise.

    It’s interesting. I get a 50/50 split from the people with whom I discuss this. Half believe as many do here that now is not the time to fight that fight. Now is the time to kick Zero out of office, and regroup later. The other half believe as I do that continuing to reward the GOP’s behavior with votes will do nothing to advance the cause of liberty. There will always be another evil to kick in the nuts, and continuing to vote for the lesser evil is insanity.

    Rob told me last night that it took decades to turn the GOP into the shit sandwich it has become, and it will take at least as long to take the party back.

    My question is: by the time the establishment douchenozzles are done with the party, will we WANT it back?
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    Cougar1978 growls and barks:

    Screw these establishment bastards! The victory is going to be won by us, not for them, but for us. These fools may win 2012 or may not, but either way, these dickless bunch of asshats are gonna get primaried the fuck out.

    Mittens, you’re gonna make it across the line, even if we have to drag your Ken Doll lookin self across the fucking line.

  21. 21
    LC & IB RightWingRocker growls and barks:

    With all respect due my esteemed blogfather, I will most likely NOT be casting any vote for Mittens or his phony “Tea Party” vice-president.

    Prior to the SCOTUS action this summer, I might have, but with Oblahmacare being a mere mirror of Massachusetts Romneycare, it’s pretty clear what the “replacement” for the “Affordable Care Act” would be – more of the same. At first, Ryan seemed a fair idea, but then when you see that he voted YEA on the stiffulus AND the bailouts AND a slew of other Donk ideas, he’s just another Mittens/McLame. America loses regardless of the outcome of this election, and I intend to vote FOR something rather than against. I’m not going to vote to replace common trash with common trash. It’s a tit-for-tat swap at best.

    If need be, I will vote for myself.

    Sadly, The Emperor is ineligible, though America doesn’t seem to much care about that.

    On a positive note, since the hell brought on by Oblahma was what got the Tea Party started in the first place, I have oft argued that he is going to end up being the best thing ever to happen to America from both an economic and a liberty standpoint. Four more years of his crap will do nothing less than bring the Tea Party back from the grave that the Republicans dug for it at its inception.

    RWR
    http://www.rightwingrocker.com
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  22. 22
    LC TerribleTroy growls and barks:

    I don’t see the tea party as being anywhere close to being in a grave. Wisconsin?? The figureheads should do what the legislatures tell them to do. I’m voting for our national identity and my fellow citizens. I’m voting against the marxist that sits in OUR FUCKING HOUSE. I’m voting for some economic breathing room. I’m voting for the automatic increase in security due to our foreign enemies realizing that if they fuck up they will answer. Remember when Reagen took office? How did the iranians react and why?

    I’m voting because there will be mothing left to vote for in 2016 if I don’t vote in 2012. The patient is in a induced coma right now. If I don’t vote now there will be nothing left to resuscitate in 2016. Look at the debt clock.

  23. 23

    LC TerribleTroy says:

    The patient is in a induced coma right now.

    Sometimes, the patient requires a shock to the heart to get him going again. Jes’ saying.

    :em07:
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  24. 24
    LC Robohobo growls and barks:

    Misha,

    Campaign4PrimaryAccountability

    Bi-partisan get rid of the incumbents effort.

  25. 25
    HempRopeAndStreetlight growls and barks:

    Willard Fillmoure Romneycare and the Whigs…. er Republicans can stuff it. They need to be destroyed as a political party for this unending barrage of back-stabs and betrayals. Whenever we get a good, solid conservative, these bastards – like Boehner, Mitch, McWeenie, and WILLARD – shoot them in the back, and then abandon them behind enemy lines. Now they are taking steps to entrench their power to prevent these Tea Party serfs from getting all uppity.

    “Give us your money, give us your time on the phones, give us your vote and shut the fuck up!” Willard McDoleFord says.

    You know what Willard? You and your dick-suckers like Rove can eat shit and die. Hows them horse-apples? No way I cast a ballot for that pile of human trash after this. He can drag his own goddamned ass across the finish line with his RINOS if he thinks he can.

    Fuck them, and crack open the 4th box, I am sick of all this pussy-footing around, it’s patently obvious that nothing short of a replay of the 1860′s will fix jack. All of our institutions have failed us, and the “opposition party” is rotten to it’s very core. The only good use for all of these rats in DC is streetlight ornamentation.

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    Fa Cube Itches growls and barks:

    LC TerribleTroy @ #:

    “So I guess that means we should all just give up and enjoy what little we can of the “ride” right?”

    If you wish, sure. If you want to put your fingers in the dike, do so. If you want to hide in the closet and cry, do so. It’s all your choice.

    I think Mitt will do whatever the legislation tells him to do.

    Exactly. Full Military Power. Congress and the bureaucrats who will have his ear have never shown any real willingness to cut. None. They might agree not to increase spending, but they ain’t gonna cut it.

    I know Obama will do whatever the fuck he wants by whatever means necessary. He’s proven this over and over again.

    And there’s the afterburners.

    There was a substantial percentage of the population that thought it was impossible to put a man on the moon. If it one thing I know, its that our percieved limitations are never our actual limitations.

    The math doesn’t care about what we perceive – it just is. The math said we could go to the moon, we just had to figure out the means. The math says to survive, we have to cut government by 50% – now. Even supposed budget hawks like Ryan are talking about “saving” Medicare and “growing” our way out of the current mess. Not gonna happen unless someone gets good with magic.

    I am a creature cornered with nothing to lose.

    If so, you’d already be out taking scalps. The fact is we all still have an awful lot to lose (houses, families, jobs, personal possessions, personal freedom, etc.), so no one’s actually doing anything. But sooner or later, we’ll all be put to a choice: stay with the dying system, or build the new one. Want to fight? Get working on the new system – it might just save you and yours.

    I’m not optimistic, either (the unreasoning love of socialist/statist systems seems strongly built into human DNA), but I do think there’s still the chance for a better tomorrow. It just won’t be with what we’ve got now.

  27. 27
    LC LOBO growls and barks:

    HempRopeAndStreetlight @ #:
    I don’t know you, and this is crazy, but, I love the way you think.

    :em01: Fa Cube Itches @ #:
    Scalps ?? Keep talking. You got my hair up.

  28. 28
    VonZorch Imperial Researcher growls and barks:

    LC LOBO says:

    I don’t recall which one of the Founding Fathers said this, paraphrasing here, “May the chains of your enslavement rest lightly upon you, and may God forget that you were ever my countryman.”

    If you love wealth more than liberty, the tranquility of servitude better than the animating contest of freedom, depart from us in peace. We ask not your counsel nor your arms. Crouch down and lick the hand that feeds you. May your chains rest lightly upon you and may posterity forget that you were our countrymen.

    - Samuel Adams
    Once again your not so humble researcher provides the exact data needed. :em01: