Not Cool, Mittens, Not Cool At All

You know, we’ve declared that our desire to see Jugears in a U-Haul headed back for Shitcago overrules any qualms we have about Mittens Flip-Flop, and we stand by that. We’re not going to hand this country to the liberal fascists and their jugeared god for another four years, because there won’t be anything left of it to take back after that, other than squatters’ rights to the ruins.

That’s one thing. We’ve also genuinely tried to like him, and his relentless attacks and clever uppercuts to the Ogabe campaign every chance he got (after he got done carpet bombing his Republican rivals in the primaries) helped. A lot. We love to see liberal fascists cry. We love to see them die even more, but we’ll take crying. For now. And choosing Paul Ryan for his Veep certainly didn’t hurt our efforts to maybe reach a happy spot where we mightn’t have to wear nose clamps in November as we vote. Not that it would change our vote, but nose clamps are so damn uncomfortable and they utterly clash with our Imperial Style. Not to mention that big ass helmet we like to wear.

And then we hear about those shenanigans from the convention.

We mean, what the FUCK? Removing the grass roots’ every chance to even utter their opinions, the same grass roots without whom Congress would still be solidly Democrat National Socialist, just so as to not mar Mittens’ coronation with the petty rabble representing the voters they were sent to, um, represent?

Because it’s not like his nomination was in any danger. He had the actual delegates, and that’s how democracy works even though His Imperial Majesty didn’t much like the outcome.

But that wasn’t enough for King Willard and the Gentry GOP. Oh no, they wanted a fully gleichgeschalteter convention without any disturbances from the common rabble interrupting the ceremonies with their plebeian opinions. Why didn’t they just go the whole way and hold the convention in Nuremberg or Moscow? No danger of hurricanes there.

And at what price, Willy? Do you really think that your little coup is going to fire up the volunteers that you’re going to need from here on until November, the ones who have already done violence to their core principles by even considering showing up to vote for you? Do you?

ARE YOU A COMPLETE FUCKING MORON?

You may have just handed the election to Obongo, you fuckhead, and should that come to pass, Heaven forbid, you and you alone will be to blame.

But at least you, Weepy Orange Crush Boner, Mitch McCockless and the rest of the Gentry GOP have made it abundantly clear, no room left for reasonable doubt, just how highly you regard the ones doing the dirty work in the trenches for you.

Message received, loud and clear, five by five.

We still want to see Obongo dragged out of the White House kicking and screaming like the common trash that he is and we WILL do what we said we would, which is to vote for the GOP ticket in November, but we guarantee you that it will be the last time, barring some truly amazing changes in the way the GOP does business.

As we said in our previous post: We’ll support you this time, because we owe it to our kids to stop the commie fuckwads and their chance to live in a free country is more important to us than our disgust at what the GOP has become, but it’s the last. fucking. time.

And if you think the Tea Party revolution is over with you being sworn in next January, you are SORELY mistaken. If anything, you just filled its engine up with pure, no ethanol, premium gas. You’ll be the last Gentry GOP president, and come 2016 we’ll be replacing you with an American.

Count on it.

Thatisall.

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Tallulah
Tallulah

Just saw this cri de coeur from a poster at Neo’s place: Xylourgos Says: August 27th, 2012 at 2:11 pm I am late coming into this late and am sorry for posting in this off topic, but I wanted you to see. (http://neoneocon.com/2012/08/25/anderson-cooper-actually-seems-annoyed-by-wasserman-schultzs-lies/ ), It has to do with Debbie Wasserman Schulz and her comment that it (a lie or… Read more »

Tallulah
Tallulah

Rush Limbaugh was flabbergasted by this as well — “a FLOOR FIGHT??? They’re going to have a FLOOR FIGHT to keep out delegates — when everyone has just arrived and is raring to take the fight to the liberals???????” Worry not, comrades. The infiltration will continue. Just have to keep the TEA Party movement going. The women’s suffrage movement started… Read more »

LC Patton
LC Patton

Okay, maybe I’m missing something, but basically the rules says that delegates who are pledged to vote for a candidate have to actually vote for him. What’s so awful about that?

LC Light29ID - The Imperial Asshole
LC Light29ID - The Imperial Asshole

From what I understand about this fight is that the party chieftains don’t want any repeats of the primary fights that happened during the Hilldabeast/Obongo fight in ’08 and this years Republican UFC cage match that went on until May. They don’t like it because it’s expensive, distracting, takes time away from hammering the leftards and lets the NSDWP Limp… Read more »

single stack
single stack

I’m not at all surprised by this. I turned my back on the Republican party a long time ago.
The leadership has been lying, power hungry, unprincipled, cowardly scum for years. The fact that Newt Gingrich hasn’t been exiled is proof that it still is.

LC LOBO
LC LOBO

Emperor Misha I says: We’re all fine, us unrefined, unnuanced non-members of Boner’s Country Club, as long as we don’t dare mess up their parties by actually voicing our opinions. We’re OK and fine every four years when votes are counted, but other than that we can kiss their nuts. That’s no way to turn around a nation. Emperor Misha… Read more »

Mark12A
Mark12A

You’re right, Deej. I know exactly where Obama is. And, frankly, that’s why I’m voting for Mittens regardless.

single stack
single stack

With Obama, you KNOW where he is at. With Romney you don’t. Actually, I do. Romney’s an unprincipled opportunist. To know where he’s at all I have to do is look where he’s being pushed during the election campaign. He’s a RINO so I have no illusions about what comes after the election. I’ve always said I utterly despise him… Read more »

LC Gunsniper
LC Gunsniper

I guess I’ll pile on here…

Since it’s a choice between certain destruction with another term of jugears and another roll of the dice…

Pass me the bones and C’Mon Lucky Seven! Baby needs a shitload of jobs!

LC TerribleTroy
LC TerribleTroy

I just love it when DJ tells me that Ihate Obama not for his policies, not for his repeated use of blatently marxist origin phrases, not because of his lack of disclosure regarding a multitude of records but because……??? DJ has obviously developed the ability to look into the heart of any human and divine their true motivations. I am… Read more »

LC Spare Parts
LC Spare Parts

Same old RINO”s. They’ll take our campaign money and votes, but don’t want Us as constituents because we didn’t grow up together.

FrankOK
FrankOK

LC Spare Parts says:

Same old RINO”s. They’ll take our campaign money and votes, but don’t want Us as constituents because we didn’t grow up together.

Ain’t that the fucking truth.

Speaking of votes, let’s get this shit over with – I have a few thousand votes in wooden crates, should the need arise.

Fa Cube Itches
Fa Cube Itches

Emperor Misha I @ #: That’s no way to turn around a nation . That assumes that they want to turn the nation around. Why would they? It’s not in their best interests. They’re doing just fine under the current system, and stand to do better. Not necessarily because they’ll gain more, but they know us lowly peons will lose… Read more »

Fa Cube Itches
Fa Cube Itches

LC Gunsniper @ #: Since it’s a choice between certain destruction with another term of jugears and another roll of the dice… That’s probably overly optimistic. It’s a choice between whether we fly into the mountainside with afterburners on or merely at Full Military Power. Basically, Obama and Mitt are just fighting over how much wreckage we’re going to leave… Read more »

LC SecondMouse
LC SecondMouse

Yes, this was a disgraceful performance on the part of the entrenched party elite. No, I am not surprised by it. Yes, they will also have to be casualties of this grass-roots process of returning to first principles, if it is going to succeed. No, now is not the time to fight that fight. But more and more Americans need… Read more »

LC TerribleTroy
LC TerribleTroy

@ Fa Cube Itches So I guess that means we should all just give up and enjoy what little we can of the “ride” right? Cause we’re all going to die anyway. I’m going to have to pass on the whole lay down and passively accept being raped mindset. I choose to go out on my shield. I think Mitt… Read more »

LC Nicki the Resident Misanthropic Bitch
LC Nicki the Resident Misanthropic Bitch

Mish, thanks for linking to me, bro. That was a nice surprise. It’s interesting. I get a 50/50 split from the people with whom I discuss this. Half believe as many do here that now is not the time to fight that fight. Now is the time to kick Zero out of office, and regroup later. The other half believe… Read more »

Cougar1978
Cougar1978

Screw these establishment bastards! The victory is going to be won by us, not for them, but for us. These fools may win 2012 or may not, but either way, these dickless bunch of asshats are gonna get primaried the fuck out. Mittens, you’re gonna make it across the line, even if we have to drag your Ken Doll lookin… Read more »

LC & IB RightWingRocker
LC & IB RightWingRocker

With all respect due my esteemed blogfather, I will most likely NOT be casting any vote for Mittens or his phony “Tea Party” vice-president. Prior to the SCOTUS action this summer, I might have, but with Oblahmacare being a mere mirror of Massachusetts Romneycare, it’s pretty clear what the “replacement” for the “Affordable Care Act” would be – more of… Read more »

LC TerribleTroy
LC TerribleTroy

I don’t see the tea party as being anywhere close to being in a grave. Wisconsin?? The figureheads should do what the legislatures tell them to do. I’m voting for our national identity and my fellow citizens. I’m voting against the marxist that sits in OUR FUCKING HOUSE. I’m voting for some economic breathing room. I’m voting for the automatic… Read more »

LC Nicki the Resident Misanthropic Bitch
LC Nicki the Resident Misanthropic Bitch

LC TerribleTroy says:

The patient is in a induced coma right now.

Sometimes, the patient requires a shock to the heart to get him going again. Jes’ saying.

:em07:

LC Robohobo
LC Robohobo

Misha,

Campaign4PrimaryAccountability

Bi-partisan get rid of the incumbents effort.

HempRopeAndStreetlight
HempRopeAndStreetlight

Willard Fillmoure Romneycare and the Whigs…. er Republicans can stuff it. They need to be destroyed as a political party for this unending barrage of back-stabs and betrayals. Whenever we get a good, solid conservative, these bastards – like Boehner, Mitch, McWeenie, and WILLARD – shoot them in the back, and then abandon them behind enemy lines. Now they are… Read more »

Fa Cube Itches
Fa Cube Itches

LC TerribleTroy @ #: “So I guess that means we should all just give up and enjoy what little we can of the “ride” right?” If you wish, sure. If you want to put your fingers in the dike, do so. If you want to hide in the closet and cry, do so. It’s all your choice. I think Mitt… Read more »

LC LOBO
LC LOBO

HempRopeAndStreetlight @ #:
I don’t know you, and this is crazy, but, I love the way you think.

:em01: Fa Cube Itches @ #:
Scalps ?? Keep talking. You got my hair up.

VonZorch Imperial Researcher
VonZorch Imperial Researcher

LC LOBO says: I don’t recall which one of the Founding Fathers said this, paraphrasing here, “May the chains of your enslavement rest lightly upon you, and may God forget that you were ever my countryman.” If you love wealth more than liberty, the tranquility of servitude better than the animating contest of freedom, depart from us in peace. We… Read more »