Think we’re gonna need more rope

Do you ever wonder, if your over forty, how you ever got out of school without your brain being turned to jello by the “enlightened” fucktards that run the re-educational system?  I think if Conservatives made homeschooling and charter schools an issue half as hard as libtards do abortion Republications would get 60% of the vote every-time.

From Wirecutter:

Deaf kid not allowed to sign his name because of stupid fucking liberal bullshit

Three-and-a-half year old Hunter Spanjer, who is deaf, signs his name by crossing his forefinger and index finger and moving his hand up and down.

To his family, friends and those who know the Signing Exact English (S.E.E.) language that the Grand Island, Neb., boy uses, that gesture uniquely means “Hunter Spanjer.”

But to Hunter’s school district, it might mean something else. The district claims that it violates a rule that forbids anything in the school that looks like a weapon, reports KOLN-TV.  (a channel only proctologists would pay for -Light)

And Hunter’s parents claim that Grand Island Pubic Schools administrators have asked them to change their son’s sign language name.

“Anybody that I have talked to thinks this is absolutely ridiculous,” Hunter’s grandmother Janet Logue told the TV station. “This is not threatening in any way.”

Hunter’s father Brian Spanjer said, “It’s a symbol. It’s an actual sign, a registered sign, through S.E.E.”

The family told KOLN that lawyers from the National Association of the Deaf may push for Hunter’s right to sign his name at the school.

Jack Sheard, Grand Island Public Schools spokesperson told KOLN, (dudes, for the love of God change your call sign -Light) “We are working with the parents to come to the best solution we can for the child.”

One Grand Island resident said she disagrees with the school.

“I find it very difficult to believe that the sign language that shows his name resembles a gun in any way would even enter a child’s mind,” Fredda Bartenbach said in the news report.

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Tallulah
Tallulah

They have gone BARKING MAD. Quite ROUND THE TWIST. A few bricks shy of a load, and out of their fucking tiny minds.

I have a song for them:

“When the bats in your belfry do flut,
And your comprenez-vous rope is cut,
When there’s nobody home
in the top of your dome,
Then your head’s not a head,
IT’S A NUT!”

lc purple raider
lc purple raider

This is one reason why government owned schools should be emptied and razed, and the teachers and administrators should be drawn and quartered.

LCBren
LCBren
Mark12A
Mark12A

We used to bring our hunting rifles and shotguns in our gun racks to high school. The teachers would occasionally come to the parking lot after school and check them out. We had some classic fights, but it was inconceivable that anyone would go for a firearm as a consequence of a fight. Even baseball bats were out of bounds.… Read more »

LC SecondMouse
LC SecondMouse

For any serious students of what the hell is going wrong when things like this happen, I commend “The Abilene Paradox and Other Meditations on Management” by Jerry Harvey to your reading list. Read chapters 1 -3, and then chapter 6, entitled “Eichmann in the Organization”. Revealing work in helping to understand how group dynamics can lead otherwise normal people… Read more »

LC Ogrrre - Imperial Heartless Bastard
LC Ogrrre - Imperial Heartless Bastard

Dear Mr. Sheard You state, in your dispute with young Mr. Hunter Spanjer and his parents, that you want “to come to the best solution” for young Mr. Spanjer. That solution is quite simple, sir. Simply pull your head out of your ass and let young Mr. Spanger sign his name the way he always has. This solution is best,… Read more »

Qoheleth
Qoheleth

This… this is why I long ago stopped calling them “public schools.” They are “welfare schools.” What goes on in those schools is to education what welfare is to a paycheck. People who want their kids to learn anything worthwhile have abandoned them for private schools, church schools, and homeschooling; just as people who want to take part in the… Read more »

LC TerribleTroy
LC TerribleTroy

Out of all of the negative behaviors that humans exhibit, high on the list is where a judgement is made, and when shown to be a error, that judgement is continued to be defended. To me, the continued defense is the best indicator of a complete lack of honor and a willingness to engage in dishonesty only motivated by the… Read more »

Mattexian
Mattexian

Y’all are just trying to make my eyes bleed, aren’t you?!? :em08:

FrankOK
FrankOK

Enough rope to fix our problems has never been made – as a matter of fact, it’s a physical impossibility to do so.

That’s why there’s so much cheap ammo floating about …

Bones
Bones

Frank, I think you misunderstand, we must be “green”, therefore we use rope. It might take just a littel bit longer, but the rope is reusable for 100’s of time, that cheap ammo is 1 shot – 1 kill. You don’t want to make the progs unhappy during their execustion do you? You really do want them to go to… Read more »

FrankOK
FrankOK

Bones says: Frank, I think you misunderstand, we must be “green”, therefore we use rope. It might take just a littel bit longer, but the rope is reusable for 100?s of time, that cheap ammo is 1 shot – 1 kill. You don’t want to make the progs unhappy during their execustion do you? You really do want them to… Read more »