Think we’re gonna need more rope

Do you ever wonder, if your over forty, how you ever got out of school without your brain being turned to jello by the “enlightened” fucktards that run the re-educational system?  I think if Conservatives made homeschooling and charter schools an issue half as hard as libtards do abortion Republications would get 60% of the vote every-time.

From Wirecutter:

Deaf kid not allowed to sign his name because of stupid fucking liberal bullshit

Three-and-a-half year old Hunter Spanjer, who is deaf, signs his name by crossing his forefinger and index finger and moving his hand up and down.

To his family, friends and those who know the Signing Exact English (S.E.E.) language that the Grand Island, Neb., boy uses, that gesture uniquely means “Hunter Spanjer.”

But to Hunter’s school district, it might mean something else. The district claims that it violates a rule that forbids anything in the school that looks like a weapon, reports KOLN-TV.  (a channel only proctologists would pay for -Light)

And Hunter’s parents claim that Grand Island Pubic Schools administrators have asked them to change their son’s sign language name.

“Anybody that I have talked to thinks this is absolutely ridiculous,” Hunter’s grandmother Janet Logue told the TV station. “This is not threatening in any way.”

Hunter’s father Brian Spanjer said, “It’s a symbol. It’s an actual sign, a registered sign, through S.E.E.”

The family told KOLN that lawyers from the National Association of the Deaf may push for Hunter’s right to sign his name at the school.

Jack Sheard, Grand Island Public Schools spokesperson told KOLN, (dudes, for the love of God change your call sign -Light) “We are working with the parents to come to the best solution we can for the child.”

One Grand Island resident said she disagrees with the school.

“I find it very difficult to believe that the sign language that shows his name resembles a gun in any way would even enter a child’s mind,” Fredda Bartenbach said in the news report.

13 comments

  1. 1
    Tallulah growls and barks:

    They have gone BARKING MAD. Quite ROUND THE TWIST. A few bricks shy of a load, and out of their fucking tiny minds.

    I have a song for them:

    “When the bats in your belfry do flut,
    And your comprenez-vous rope is cut,
    When there’s nobody home
    in the top of your dome,
    Then your head’s not a head,
    IT’S A NUT!”

  2. 2
    lc purple raider growls and barks:

    This is one reason why government owned schools should be emptied and razed, and the teachers and administrators should be drawn and quartered.

  3. 3
    LCBrendan growls and barks:

    Here’s a sign for the school that needs no explanation

    https://encrypted-tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRFmApOUNRFdv6hpy3tBagJC5aGF3JzuENHgSuivITVB5UcXZTzhA

  4. 4
    Mark12A growls and barks:

    We used to bring our hunting rifles and shotguns in our gun racks to high school. The teachers would occasionally come to the parking lot after school and check them out. We had some classic fights, but it was inconceivable that anyone would go for a firearm as a consequence of a fight. Even baseball bats were out of bounds. Now a kid draws a stick figure and someone sees a firearm in the background and the parents need to go to court for child endangerment. What a fucking screwed up universe.

  5. 5
    LC SecondMouse growls and barks:

    For any serious students of what the hell is going wrong when things like this happen, I commend “The Abilene Paradox and Other Meditations on Management” by Jerry Harvey to your reading list. Read chapters 1 -3, and then chapter 6, entitled “Eichmann in the Organization”. Revealing work in helping to understand how group dynamics can lead otherwise normal people to do and say things that violate their own norms and standards. A great framework for understanding how the liberal echo chamber works, and why it is doing such harm to our centuries-old principles.

  6. 6
    LC Ogrrre growls and barks:

    Dear Mr. Sheard

    You state, in your dispute with young Mr. Hunter Spanjer and his parents, that you want “to come to the best solution” for young Mr. Spanjer. That solution is quite simple, sir. Simply pull your head out of your ass and let young Mr. Spanger sign his name the way he always has. This solution is best, not only for young Mr. Spanjer, but also for the other students, the parents, teachers, staff, and taxpayers of your school district, due to your not having to pay a ridiculously high court award that his parents will collect because of your monumental ass hattery.

    Sincerely,

    The Ogre

  7. 7
    KArnold growls and barks:

    This… this is why I long ago stopped calling them “public schools.” They are “welfare schools.” What goes on in those schools is to education what welfare is to a paycheck. People who want their kids to learn anything worthwhile have abandoned them for private schools, church schools, and homeschooling; just as people who want to take part in the civilized world, be free and independent, and support themselves get off the dole and find a job (at least, when there’s an Administration that isn’t doing its damnedest to destroy jobs, I mean).

    Both welfare checks and welfare schools have the same end result and the same purpose: to keep people dependent, on the plantation, and reliable little lefty, statist voters. They breed clients of the state.

    Okay, sorry about the rant. This story, and so many like it, really get my intestines tied up in a knot. Perhaps the family should offer to accommodate the welfare school district by having their child start signing his name, Hunter, by SHOULDERING AN IMAGINARY BOLT-ACTION HUNTING RIFLE AND PRETENDING TO BAG AN EIGHT-POINT BUCK. I mean, how else would you sign “Hunter”?

    For the record, people enthralled to a guy named Barack Hussein Obama got no business raising issues about how anyone else is named – in ANY language, including Signing. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I need to go and learn how to sign “pound salt and broken glass up the orifice of your own choosing.”

  8. 8
    LC TerribleTroy growls and barks:

    Out of all of the negative behaviors that humans exhibit, high on the list is where a judgement is made, and when shown to be a error, that judgement is continued to be defended. To me, the continued defense is the best indicator of a complete lack of honor and a willingness to engage in dishonesty only motivated by the desire to protect the defenders ego. The child in question is Three and a half yrs old! This is the kind of shit that is so unreasonable that it is INSANE. The belated desire to compromise has nothing to do with the best interest of the child and everything to do with shoring up the ego and credibility of the decision maker. This decision maker should be removed from the equation, not for the decision itself, but for the defense after being shown to be incorrect. This inabilty to admit error is a charcter flaw of such magnitude that it disqualifies the individual to be involved in the child education system. The concept of honor and integrity has been eroded giving us politicians and media that will openly piss on our leg and tell us its raining, and will maintain that its raining even when presented with a picture of them in the act of pissing. And this behavior makes me distrust my fellow human beings by default until they prove otherwise.

  9. 9
    Mattexian growls and barks:

    Y’all are just trying to make my eyes bleed, aren’t you?!? :em08:

  10. 10
    LC Light29ID growls and barks:

    Mattexian @ #:

    Not a problem…all too easy:

  11. 11
    FrankOK growls and barks:

    Enough rope to fix our problems has never been made – as a matter of fact, it’s a physical impossibility to do so.

    That’s why there’s so much cheap ammo floating about …

  12. 12
    Bones growls and barks:

    Frank, I think you misunderstand, we must be “green”, therefore we use rope. It might take just a littel bit longer, but the rope is reusable for 100’s of time, that cheap ammo is 1 shot – 1 kill. You don’t want to make the progs unhappy during their execustion do you? You really do want them to go to their moon god know that you didn’t poison mother earth with that scary lead would you? They must “feel good” about saving their planet by the population reduction that they so crave AND using a reneable hemp rope that can be re-used hundreds of times. Also, if/when it breaks, we just make it a bit shorter, use a slightly larger ladder and continue merrily with recycling them back to nutrients for the soil. See how nice and caring we are? :em05: :em05:

  13. 13
    FrankOK growls and barks:

    Bones says:

    Frank, I think you misunderstand, we must be “green”, therefore we use rope. It might take just a littel bit longer, but the rope is reusable for 100?s of time, that cheap ammo is 1 shot – 1 kill. You don’t want to make the progs unhappy during their execustion do you? You really do want them to go to their moon god know that you didn’t poison mother earth with that scary lead would you? They must “feel good” about saving their planet by the population reduction that they so crave AND using a reneable hemp rope that can be re-used hundreds of times. Also, if/when it breaks, we just make it a bit shorter, use a slightly larger ladder and continue merrily with recycling them back to nutrients for the soil. See how nice and caring we are?

    All my Russky surplus is steel-cased, soft steel jacket and core – all they’d possibly have to bitch and whine about is the corrosive priming (mercuric, I assume), but fuck ’em with the Emperor’s bag of rusty tire tools – one can’t have everything, you know …

    :em05: