Fuck You, Gentry GOP and “Pragmatic Conservatives”

Because we just can’t quit talking about it. Well, we could, but if you insist, then we’ll keep giving you a piece of our mind.

Since y’all are pouring on the hate for Mike Fuckabee, and we suppose that even the dimmest of you twats might be able to surmise from the moniker we chose for him that he’s not exactly our Messiah, for pointing out that us SoCons are beginning to be a little bit fed up with being the reliable idiots that you can trot out for elections as long as we keep our hayseed mouthes shut in public, we’d like to pour some right back on your pig ignorant arses.

As a matter of fact, the treatment we’ve been given for daring to actually express what we’ve never tried to hide that we believe in, we’re beginning to feel a lot of sympathy for the frustration expressed by people who voted for Ron Paul in the primaries, and L-rd knows that we’re not even remotely in agreement with him on issues beyond our borders. But we, unlike you overseers of the Gentry GOP plantation, recognize that Ron Paul voters are our allies in a lot more ways than they’re our enemies on specific issues, so we respect their right to be heard, just as we’d like to not be treated like useful idiots as long as we keep picking our cotton quota.

Sure, we’re good enough for you in the voting booth, as long as we keep our big fat lips closed together while you’re busy trying to think up ways you can surrender to the liberal fascist agenda in hopes that you’ll get the New York Times to like you better.

Speaking of which: How’s your knee-capping of a GOP candidate for Senate in order to better comply with the liberal fascist dictum of “never speak ill of infanticide” working out for you? How’s executing him in public for saying exactly what he’d always been saying, only he said it at an “inopportune” moment working out? Have you gotten rave reviews from the New York Times for your “stand on principle” yet? Has Maureen Dowd written a 10,000 word essay on her admiration for GOP “centrism” yet? Has Chris “Maker’s Mark” Matthews gotten tingles down his legs as a result yet? Don’t worry. We’re sure they’re working on it and then, THEN you’ll finally capture that elusive 1.7% swing voters who seem to be the only ones you give a shit about in public.

Of course, you’ll also have pissed off an enormous demographic who are getting increasingly sick and tired of being treated like the plantation niggers that you always make fun of when they vote Democrat in spite of taking it up the arse as a result of the racist National Socialist Democratic Slave Owner Party. But who cares? The DNCMedia have decided for you what’s acceptable, and by G-d you’re not going to deviate from that playbook! For the Country!!!

Do you really, really think that’s going to work? And do you really think that your strategy of “blaming it all on the ChristoFascist SoCons” when it blows up in your ever so “inclusive” (inclusive meaning “not allowing anybody to say anything that might upset a liberal fascist”) faces is going to work?

Listen: We don’t ask you to agree with us. All we ask is that you live up to your own “big tent” standards and accept that we can be on the same side and still disagree. All we ask is that you kindly refrain from unloading a 12 gauge in our faces when we dare speak our mind, the mind that we’ve never tried to hide. That you don’t treat us like the retarded, paint-huffing cousin from Kentucky every time we happen to say something that doesn’t fit your narrative of appeasing the insatiable liberal fascist faux outrage anger gods.

Here’s how we do it on this site: We’re a Christian, we make no excuses for it, yet you won’t find us suddenly deleting anybody’s account for not believing that Jesus Christ is our Savior. We have Pagans, Atheists, Protestants, Catholics, Jews, we even used to have Muslims posting here, yet we never, not once considered kicking anybody out because they didn’t happen to believe in our particular dogma. Because we realize that friends, allies, don’t have to agree on every single damn fucking thing to still be friends and allies.

Granted, we won’t be asked to appear on FOX and friends, we’re sure as fuck not getting any assistance from the mythical Right Wing Conspiracy, we’re running the whole show on whatever shekels we can scrape out from under the sofa cushions, but at least everybody knows where they have us, they know what we stand for and they know that we’ll always have their backs no matter what the latest D+37 skewed PPP poll says that we ought to think.

We can live with that.

We couldn’t live with the alternative.

We know where we stand, and we’re not yielding an inch, even if it makes us less likely to be voted homecoming queen at the Gentry GOP prom. And we sure as fuck don’t expect our readers to yield an inch either. Why would they? We surely hope that they came here in part because they knew that they wouldn’t be pissed on with Party Catechism and “let’s all agree to the terms that our enemies have set down in stone.”

But if you pearl-clutching, hyperventilating cunts of the Gentry GOP keep pissing on us every time we open our mouthes, then you’re about to go the way of the Whigs.

Surrendering to the enemy’s narrative, letting your enemy define the battlefield is NOT a way to win a war.

It’s the way we got into the shit we’re currently in.

If you media-hungry “let’s make this a living” whores think that’s the way to go, then keep sucking that cock. Just don’t expect us to join you. And don’t expect our support this year to be a given, because it’s the last fucking time you’re going to get it.


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L.C. Mope

I’m used to the dems telling me to “SHUT UP, RACIST”. That I can deal with. But now the RINO’s are telling me to shut up and sit down. Screw that.

And to think I would even consider going out of my way and vote for Obama just to guarantee a victory for Romney. (Everyone I vote for loses.) Screw the plan I had to fuck with the dem voters as an election judge. I don’t see the point anymore.

Is their really that big of a difference between a candidate that wants to destroy my country and a candidate that wants to get to the same place, only slower?

If they pass the rules change, no one gets to speak anymore.


It is time for a FEW new parties. The D’s of today are the communists that my father fought and so did I for over 20 years of service. The R’s of today are to the left of even the rabid D’s of 30 years ago. Those 2 “parties” (should be called a social disiease, not a party) should merge and label themselves appropriately, the National Socialists/Democratic Socialists (the old “Truth in advertising Law”). We need a real Constitutional/Libertairian party and maybe a couple of smaller, other flavors to cater to the few others out there, but these mewling fucks have lost any hope of having my vote.


Howdy! It’s been awhile…a new registration was necessary!

You’ve nailed it. That is all.


(I for one would enjoy planting my freshly-polished python boot in Karl Rove’s pusticuled ass… )


Technically, I’m a “heathen”. But that’s not important.

I am a big fan of the death penalty, but it seems the only crime worthy of the death penalty to dems/libs/progs is being an inconvenient child.

LC Sir Clambake, Imperial Black Ops Technician, K.o.E.

That was delightfully subtle, Sire. It rather escaped me, the true meaning of your post. :em03: Ah, fuck sarcasm. Brilliant.

LC Jackboot IC/A

Here’s how we do it on this site: We’re a Christian, we make no excuses for it, yet you won’t find us suddenly deleting anybody’s account for not believing that Jesus Christ is our Savior. We have Pagans, Atheists, Protestants, Catholics, Jews, we even used to have Muslims posting here, yet we never, not once considered kicking anybody out because they didn’t happen to believe in our particular dogma. Because we realize that friends, allies, don’t have to agree on every single damn fucking thing to still be friends and allies.

This is why we’re all still here and love this place. I can’t thank our Loyal Citizen readers enough for their support over the years. It makes it entirely worth the hours spent researching and writing our posts.

We sure as hell aren’t going to be asked to appear on FOX, but I’ll hang onto my principles unlike some other bloggers that sold out for the face-time on teevee. You know who y’all are too. We will also never be considered a ‘main-stream’ site for the same reason. Heaven forbid we use creative invective and refuse to stay inside the fence. It would be a grave disservice to ourselves and readers should we even consider such a move. Fuck a bunch of that.

That the party we’re forced to operate through would consider this reinforces the need to rebuild a new party from the grassroots up. It’s the work of a generation, but in the end we will truly have a big tent where all views are treated equally and with respect.

LC Nicki the Resident Misanthropic Bitch

Y’all are going to love this, then. The RINOs are attempting to consolidate their power and ensure that conservative grassroots don’t seat delegates.

This past Friday, the RNC’s Convention Rules Committee voted – after several contentous votes – to change the party’s rules to allow future presidential candidates to have veto power over who can be delegates from any state – in other words, take power away from the grassroots and their ability to elect fellow conservatives as delegates.

This represents a brazen move by several Washington Beltway consultants and party insiders to diminish the power and influence of conservatives over the party.

At least 29 members of this committee are filing Minority Reports to the full convention to try and make sure that these changes are NOT adopted into the final changes the full convention will approve on Tuesday. But we need your help to spread the word. 28 members are required to issue a minority report for the convention to even consider…and you can be sure others are working behind the scenes to peel some of them off before the meeting…so we need to create pressure for others to join!

Let me stop here and say that this is NOT…REPEAT NOT a move by a bunch of disgruntled Ron Paul supporters. This is a group of long-time conservative activists, even “party regulars” and lots of Romney supporters, many who go back to the Goldwater days.

We need to generate enough PUBLIC PRESSURE from grassroots conservatives that they will back off before Tusday’s meeting and withdraw their changes so that we can avoid the need for a minority report and floor fight [altogether].

Here’s what we need before Tuesday’s session of the convention:

1) We need all conservative Republican grassroots supporters to contact their state GOP and let them know that they OPPOSE the rules change that will give future presidential campaigns control over who gets to be a delegate (current RULE 15, but is being renumbered to 16)…and OPPOSE the new RULE 12 which allows the RNC to change the rules at any time between conventions.

2) We need them to contact any DELEGATES to the convention they may know and tell them they OPPOSE the rules change and want them to support a move on the floor to amend this change via the MINORITY REPORTS – and support a demand for a ROLL CALL VOTE if necessary.

3) We need them to contact the CONVENTION RULES COMMITTEE members for their state (each state has two) and tell them they want them to SIGN THE MINORITY REPORTS before Tuesday’s session at 2:00PM. You can find a copy of the list here.

4) Finally, we would like them to help us spread the word that this is an insider power grab by a bunch of DC Beltway types who want consultants to be able to pick who the delegates are from their respective states in the future – AS WELL AS FUTURE PLATFORM COMMITTEE MEMBERS. Post a link to this page on Facebook and Twitter…spread the word on the media…COMPLAIN. Let everyone know this is wrong, and that it is ANTI-GRASSROOTS!

Read the rest over at Michelle Malkin’s website.

The RINOs are closing ranks, because conservative grassroots are threatening the establishment.

LC Spare Parts
LC Spare Parts

I used to think the Replutocrats didn’t want us because we wanted to be able to tee it up at their clubs or have our sons date their daughters, when all they really care about is we weren’t part of their prep school Ivy league bunch to begin with. Listen up REPUBLISNOBS. The day will soon arrive when you will Need US to defend Your interests by force of arms. Don’t hold your uppity breath. :em07:

L.C. Mope

Malkin says she received an e-mail More crap on the sandwich. well, I got an e-mail, too:

Please read this special message from Romney Victory.


Following four years of failed leadership, the hopes of our country are growing dim.

Our country needs a leader to revive those hopes, and we need someone of principle.

This week’s convention in Tampa marks a crucial moment for our party and our nation. This is the moment when we pull together and renew our commitment to returning America to prosperity and greatness.

Governor Romney is the man for this moment. He, the Republican team, and I share one commitment: We will restore the promise and greatness of this country.

Donate $3 today to support us and the Republican team — and to advance an agenda of economic growth, job creation, and fiscal discipline.

Your donation will automatically enter you for a chance to join us in Tampa to watch Mitt accept the Republican Party’s nomination.


Paul Ryan

See how they do that? They get Ryan to try to pull us back in line. They forgot one little detail:

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See that little unsubscribe button?


LC Nicki the Resident Misanthropic Bitch

Update 2:50pm Eastern…The Rules Committee just voted 78-14 to accept the Romney-approved deal on Rules 15(16) and 12. There is now an effort to gather enough signatures to force a floor vote on the minority report. 25 percent of committee members are needed.

Apparently, the Virginia delegation was stuck on a bus and didn’t make it in time for the vote.

Fa Cube Itches
Fa Cube Itches

Mark12A @ #:

but it seems the only crime worthy of the death penalty to dems/libs/progs is being an inconvenient child.

We, the undersigned, respectfully disagree
Vicki Weaver
Sammy Weaver
Striker the dog
82 Branch Davidians

Mark Alger

Whew! That was …. BRACE! inggg.

Yes, granted the Roves of the world really don’t like liberty-oriented conservatives, but… Shirley they ought to be historically aware enough to remember how the party came into being the first place? Can’t they at least pretend to appreciate our support?


LC Nicki the Resident Misanthropic Bitch

Mark Alger says:

Can’t they at least pretend to appreciate our support?


First, Maine delegates were replaced with Romney people. Then, rules chairman John Sununu and GOP Speaker of the House John Boehner stood on stage at the RNC to rule on the compromise rules report. No minority report was mentioned. When asked for yeas and nays on the report, the room seemed equally divided. Boehner forged ahead and approved the report over loud boos and calls of “point of order” from activists on the floor.

No vote on the minority report.

The noxious slimebags pushed through their little power play, with GOP Rep. Marsha Blackburn Goebbels declaring that “this has been a great exercise in grass-roots” and that GOP stands for “Great Opportunity Party.”

LC Sir Rurik, K.o.E.
LC Sir Rurik, K.o.E.

My Liege,

we’re sure as fuck not getting any assistance from the mythical Right Wing Conspiracy

Mythical??? That’s me!!! Don’t I count any more? :em05: And I’m living, posting proof of your inclusiveness.

Jeez, I tried to like him. But its too much like that high school flucke, who accepted all the courting before flouncing off in a huff.

As I have maintained all along, I will be voting against the Kenyan Klown Krew. That is not the same thing as voting for the other guy. As they will findd out when they ask me for donations. Thing is, its just very , verrry hard to speak my credit card number while heeding their order to shut up. It is the Eternal NO! :em08:

LC Nicki the Resident Misanthropic Bitch

LC Sir Rurik, K.o.E. @ #:

Darling, they don’t need your credit card as much as they need your vote. And they already have it. They always have pals with deep pockets. No money you can give them can match that. Your vote… that’s another thing entirely. You’re not punishing them. You’re rewarding them.

LC & IB RightWingRocker

We need a real Constitutional/Libertairian party

How does this sound to you?


LC & IB RightWingRocker

I followed this over at Michelle Malkin’s site.

Sadly the LOTEs that have defended every Republican turncoat stood up and defended this as well.

The same ignorant contempt … despite the truth slapping them square in the face.

Your Majesty, I will be linking this in my relevant post. You said it better than anyone.


LC Sir Rurik, K.o.E.
LC Sir Rurik, K.o.E.

LC Nicki the Resident Misanthropic Bitch @ #20:

At least you didn’t “bless my heart” :em05:

Seriously. I quit the GOP in 1996, but also earlier took an oath in January 1977 that I would never again for any Democrat, no matter what, that I would first bite off my right hand. And opposing the Current Main Enemy is my first and only priority, After that, I”ll be wide open to any possibilities of forming a new Third Party. Or with luck a new Second Party, if all the TWANLOC accomplices are properly hanged.