False Flag Op At GOP Convention?

In which we put on our tinfoil hat after something we found over at the Six Meat Buffet:

That Biden visit to Tampa got my wheels spinning. What the hell are they up to? How far is Biden willing to go to remain relevant? To stay on the ticket? So I put some feelers out to the WH. Got lots of people willing to talk and share these days.

That don’t add up for. Not even close. So I’m asking around some more. And I’m not the only one. Nothing is coming back. Finally get a call into the Old Man. Alert him to my concerns. Within 30 minutes he gets back to me. We got legit Intel from military source. Nothing concrete. Which got our source’s attention. That is a big red alert. This thing is being planned. Staged. Might be a handful of local law enforcement in on it. Apparently a related communication from DHS within the last 24 hrs. Union thugs. Got to be a Jarrett Gerard initiated plan. Something along those lines.

Hmmm… Granted, His Imperial Majesty isn’t exactly eager when it comes to accepting convoluted and conspiratorial explanations for what appears to be simple stupidity, but we’ll have to admit that we haven’t quite figured out what Obam-bam could possibly hope to gain from sending his retarded, gaffe machine moron of a Veep to the GOP convention unless he’s trying to showcase the ineptitude of his clown circus of a junta for all to see, so who knows?

What we do know, and have known since way before Choo Choo Robinette announced that he was going to take his dumb and dumbest show on the road, is that there are going to be shenanigans at the convention, no matter what. After the numerous outbreaks of wanton thuggery by the Obamarrhoid’s useful idiots over the last years we’d be a complete idiot to not expect there to be trouble.

What we also know is that Ogabe can’t possibly run on his record, L-rd knows he and his Party Apparatchiks as well as the OgabeMedia have been doing their best to keep yakking about anything but that endless row of dismal clusterfuck “achievements” that make up his mis-administration’s overlong history, so he’ll have to run on something else to get the votes rolling in. Such as the other side being horrible, dangerous people. Which he and his Junta have been busy painting us as since day one. His ReichsSicherheitsHauptAmt, er, DHS have already put military veterans, believers in the Constitution, adherents of limited government and G-d knows who else on the “potential terrorist” watch list, so it’s not like this is a new tactic of theirs.

All they really need before November is for the Reichstag to catch fire under mysterious circumstances, if you’ll pardon the analogy.

We also know, and the Junta has to know as well, that Joe Choo-Choo is a liability and certainly not in any way an asset to Der Fubar, so it’s not like he’d be missed terribly by his campaign.

Interesting times.

Again: This is all most likely pure tinfoil hattery, we certainly hope that it is, but we’ll be sure to keep at least one eye open at all times until the convention is over. Just in case.



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    Igor, Imperial Booby growls and barks:

    While asshattery cannot be ruled out, neither can the threat be ignored. These things bear watching, but not getting the vapors about all the potential problems.

    You just know that Ogabe is ready for a “Reichstag moment”, so we need to be watchful for THAT, too…
    Remember the 72 hour rule.

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    BigDogg growls and barks:

    I’ve always liked the reminder that even though you may be paranoid, that doesn’t mean that they’re not out to get you.

    Here’s one for you … a faux tea-partier offs Choo-Choo. Zero is free to replace him on the ticket without looking like an asshole or having to deal with Choo-Choo trying to get even, and Zero has “reason” to begin ratcheting up for martial law.

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    BigDogg says:

    I’ve always liked the reminder that even though you may be paranoid, that doesn’t mean that they’re not out to get you.
    Here’s one for you … a faux tea-partier offs Choo-Choo. Zero is free to replace him on the ticket without looking like an asshole or having to deal with Choo-Choo trying to get even, and Zero has “reason” to begin ratcheting up for martial law.

    Too much wrong with this administration NOT to think it entirely possible. If not probable. :em03:

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    LC Fmwoods01 growls and barks:

    This little gem may be off topic, but somehow I think it will be a relevant precursor to Monday’s festivities in Tampa:

    SUNDAY NIGHT – VERY IMPORTANT. This Coming Sunday — Set Your DVR for the Fox News channel at 8:00 PM . Maybe this is why the White House has been discounting FOX. Sounds like this could be history in the making someone may go down – either Obama or Fox News. It may be that Fox has been holding this information back due to the sensitivity of it and out of courtesy. But, Obama has taken on Fox and it appears they are ready to spill the ugly beans of truth about the background of this individual who has had an extremely radical past. This Sunday, Fox News is going to air a very important documentary about Barack Obama, Sunday night at 9P.M. Eastern.
    The report will go back to Obama’s earlier days, showing even then his close ties to radical Marxist professors, friends, spiritual advisers, etc. It will also reveal details about his ties to Rev. Wright for 20+ years, i.e., how he was participating with this man, and not for the reasons he stated.
    The report has uncovered more of Obama’s radical past and we will see things that no one in the media is willing to put out there. It will be a segment to remember. Mark your calendar and pass this on to everyone you know: Sunday night, 8 PM CT; 9 PM ET. Democrat or Republican, this report will open your eyes to how YOUR country is being sold down the road to Totalitarian Socialism. If you care about the direction of our country, pass this notice on to everyone you know.


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    LC&IB Vulcanrider, MSgt, USAF, Ret growls and barks:

    Yeah, we never landed on the moon, the Greys are running the earth, 9/11 was a Bush plot and hurricanes are a Cheney/Halliburton creation. Sheesh, do we need MORE conspiracy theories? This is nothing but Chicago politics waged large, not something evil to get Uncle Choo-Choo out of the picture for Hitlery. C’mon, think about it, would Obama WANT Hill as a running mate given the history of the Clinton family? I think not…

    And don’t forget that the Masons are going to take over the world!

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    KArnold growls and barks:

    Obama can’t afford to lose Biden as a running mate; he’s the world’s greatest living insurance policy against impeachment.

    With Hillary! as his running mate, half the Democrat party would suddenly be ready to impeach him. Besides, if she were veep, he’d have to double his Secret Service detail, and I’m not convinced they’d take a bullet for him anyway.

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    LC Spare Parts growls and barks:

    Try this scenario. Biden comes to Tampa and commandeers all the security assets in the city leaving the Republican conventioneers sitting ducks for the anarchists who will be allowed to attack and kill them. Martial Law is declared the day after Romney, Ryan, and the Republican Party hierarchy is executed. And we all know what that means. Gun Confiscation.

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    KArnold growls and barks:

    Spare Parts: That’s a valid scenario. I think that certainly justifies instructing all attendees to the convention holding a valid CCW to carry AT LEAST one weapon – more if they’re feeling frisky.

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    Igor, Imperial Booby growls and barks:

    If it were up to ME, I wouldn’t give Gaffs-a-lot *any* protection, let the SS handle it. Uncle Choo-choo can go fend for himself, IMHO :em04:

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    single stack growls and barks:

    When I first read that Uncle Plugs was going to Tampa my first thought was, “I wonder who they’re planning to replace him with”.

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    LC Sir Rurik, K.o.E. growls and barks:

    LC Spare Parts says:

    Try this scenario. Biden comes to Tampa and commandeers all the security assets in the city leaving the Republican conventioneers sitting ducks for the anarchists who will be allowed to attack and kill them. Martial Law is declared the day after Romney, Ryan, and the Republican Party hierarchy is executed. And we all know what that means. Gun Confiscation.

    I’ve been leaning toward BigDogg‘s scenario, but this sounds like a stroke of evil-genius. I remember a few weeks back The Guy Who Calls Himself Obama said “We’re going to kill Romney”. There’s always trouble knowing when to believe what he says, and when to just take him very seriously. But he’s got a track record of getting rid of opponents before the election, going back to that Palmer woman in Chi-town. We’re used to politicians using this sort of combative overblown rhetoric. But then The Donks have gotten hysterical when the Pubbies have used similar “target” lingo, and that sort of thing is always a clue to their intentions.
    Of course, if the plot were to fail, and the mystery gunman wer taken alive, and turned out to be an OWSer that could blowbacl big time.

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    Fa Cube Itches growls and barks:

    BigDogg @ #:

    Here’s one for you … a faux tea-partier offs Choo-Choo. Zero is free to replace him on the ticket without looking like an asshole or having to deal with Choo-Choo trying to get even, and Zero has “reason” to begin ratcheting up for martial law.

    If you’re going to go through the trouble of Prinzip-ing Biden, you’d want to stage it to be sure to catch a few key GOP-ers in the crossfire. Nothing like a bipartisan Enabling Act, after all….

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    0007 growls and barks:

    Rurik – Local security for choo-choo will be provided by police from Orlando. Announcement was made on the local news yesterday.

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    LCBrendan growls and barks:

    With all the men in smoky rooms, plotting and planning, with all the secret cabals and conspiracies and the Bildeberg Group and the Men In Black with their black helicopters, let’s not forget PNAC and Haliburton and Cheney and his many cohorts, all of whom planned and executed 9/11 as an inside job, planting a nuclear reactor in the Twin Towers whilst another group planted explosives for controlled demolition and then switching out the explosives for nuclear bombs that give off no radiation whilst no one heartd or saw a thing..i just have one question:

    Does anyone ever get any work done around here?

    Forgive me but WHAT A CROCK.

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    LCBrendan growls and barks:

    Try this scenario. Biden comes to Tampa and commandeers all the security assets in the city leaving the Republican conventioneers sitting ducks for the anarchists who will be allowed to attack and kill them. Martial Law is declared the day after Romney, Ryan, and the Republican Party hierarchy is executed. And we all know what that means. Gun Confiscation.

    *takes a deep breath*

    As of this date, 45% or 52 million of American households own 260 million guns.

    260 million.

    There is no way in HELL that genie is ever going back into the bottle.


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    LC Sir Rurik, K.o.E. growls and barks:

    0007 @ #:
    That would fit with Spare Parts’ idea.

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    LC TerribleTroy growls and barks:

    Fox ran a piece on security for the convention this pm. This was in context of the approaching storm. The govenor stated that the LE assigned were coming in from multiple jurisdictions but that they (those LE) could be himdered by the storm, in which case the National Guard would be utilized. No room for errors there eh? Now I know the NG’s are some fine upstanding well trained individuals but upon hearing of that plan, my tinfoil hat started playing “four dead in O hio…..four dead in O hioo…

    What I really want to know is who is the rocket scientist that decided it was a good idea to hold this convention in Fl in the middle of fucking HURRICANE season?

    At this point I predict rain.

    Oh and its also being reported that the GOP is shifting the schedule around to minimize the network blackout of coverage on Monday.

    Y’all ready? Things are about to get reaaaal interesting. Hold my beer while I take care of this sitchyation…..

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    The Irish Dragoness growls and barks:

    I initially had a lot of trouble making heads or tails of the story that was linked to, never have heard of the whole false flag deal. The Irish Dragon had to explain it to me. Frankly, this false flag deal sounds like a lot of speculation and conjecture to me.

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    The Irish Dragon growls and barks:

    That link was the most useless bit of non-intel by some tinfoil-hatter who wants to sound like some kind of secret squirrel. Would I put anything past these people at this point? No. But this is just crap.

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    Orion growls and barks:

    BigDogg’s scenario was the first thing that popped into my mind as well – with the added ‘twist’ of a Fast and Furious gun being used by the ‘right wing zealot’…

    That can only mean that my tinfoil needs to be replaced!! Thoughts appearing in my head! And I’m SURE I heard helicopters!!


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    LC Robohobo growls and barks:

    This story comes from The Ulsterman Report

    WHI has been spot on so far predicting the last two years events.

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    LC TerribleTroy growls and barks:

    Dem hopticopters…..deys beez eberywhere! On the subject of tinfoil……Is it shiny side out or in? I need to know to achieve maximum protection and reception levels…. :em01:

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    LC Robohobo growls and barks:

    Why did my comment disappear?

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    LC Sir Rurik, K.o.E. growls and barks:

    LC Robohobo @ #:
    Probably you had its tinfoil the wrong side out.

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    Orion growls and barks:

    Shiny side OUT to reflect the waves!! The folks who tell you shiny side IN are part of the government conspiracy!

    That makes you MORE vulnerable to the mind control!


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    LC TerribleTroy growls and barks:

    On the subject of tinfoil……is it shiny side out or in? I need to know to achieve maximum reception / protection.

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    LC SecondMouse growls and barks:

    In a country where a Marine veteran can be taken into custody by the FBI and committed to a mental hospital for posts critical of the government on Facebook, should any conspiracy be dismissed out of hand as ‘tinfoil-hattish’?

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    Emperor Misha I growls and barks:

    LC Robohobo says:

    Why did my comment disappear?

    A Bilderberger ate it. Fortunately, he burped it right up again once I’d had a small consultation with him. Apparently swift jabs to the gut can cause regurgitation!

    Back on topic: Does it sound crazy? You bet it does and, as I said, I’m not exactly inclined to believe crazy shit. But it was out there and, as Robohobo pointed out, it was from Ulsterman and WHI (both of whom may be somebody’s complete work of fiction, but then whosit is damn good at it) and, well, we’re not exactly talking about a sane administration here, are we?

    No, it would never work, it would blow right back up in the face of anybody trying to pull it off. That would be enough for me to chuckle and go “yeah right, nobody but a criminal, amoral, pathological malignant narcissist with delusions of adequacy would even think about pulling off such a stunt…”

    Oh, wait…

    It still wouldn’t work, but that’s cold comfort once the psycho has caused the damage.

    After the past four years, there is frankly nothing that I would put below that gang of totalitarian, corrupt, lawless, arrogant fascists.

    But since it would inevitably involve a bunch of individuals, there’s a really good chance that it wouldn’t get very far at all before calmer, non-psychotic heads put a stop to it. Still, nobody put a stop to handing over a couple of thousand automatic weapons to a bunch of Mexican mental cases, they were all “just follovink orderz”, so who knows?

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    Orion growls and barks:

    The Japanese would NEVER be crazy enough to try to attack Pearl Harbor. Don’t be silly. That’s just some weird conspiracy theory from the fever-sick imagination of paranoids.


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    Tallulah growls and barks:

    Well, whether this pans out or not, you don’t need a tinfoil hat to believe that conspiracies, dirty tricks, and skulduggery are commonplace in our political life.

    I hope all of you will check out the mind-blowing (and thoroughly researched) masterpiece by Victor Lasky, It Didn’t Start with Watergate. Absolutely mind-boggling account of the crimes and misdemeanors of the Democrat presidents from FDR and Truman right up through JFK and LBJ:


    The following will give you an idea of the book (out of print, of course! but available cheap in paperback):

    Now, here are my thoughts on Lasky’s book on Watergate:

    The first two-thirds of the book chronicle the activities of the presidencies of FDR, JFK and LBJ. These presidents had the FBI investigate their enemies, had wiretaps on competitors, covered up serious crimes, took kickbacks, and used the IRS as a weapon against basically anyone they didn’t like. After the first two-thirds of the book you basically assume that they are capable of anything short of murder or rape.

    Lasky also makes it clear that many of the reporters who went after Nixon knew of, or were directly involved in, perpetrating these activities on behalf of these earlier presidents.

    For example, Bill Moyers:

    . . . As special assistant to the President [LBJ] he [Moyers] ordered the FBI to run a name check on numerous members of Goldwater’s campaign and Senate staffs in an effort to obtain derogatory information about their possible sexual aberrations.

    What the President was looking for, Moyers told the FBI, was information about “fags” and other perverts on the Arizonan’s staff.

    So, according to Moyers, it was bad when Nixon did this stuff but it was fine when he did it.

    Lasky’s thesis is perhaps best found in a quote that he provides from the Chancellor of the University of Rochester at commencement during the Watergate era:

    . . . The saddest thing about Watergate is that in important respects it is far from unique, or even unusual. . . . One thing different about Watergate, however, is that the end is not acceptable to the academic-journalistic complex, as were the ends pursued by Daniel Ellsberg, the Berrigan brothers, the anti-war rioters, the Black Panthers and innumerable others stretching back to the sit-in strikers of the 1930s.

    And this:

    Much of the common historical knowledge of Watergate is also incorrect. For example, the story was not uncovered by great investigative journalism, but was largely uncovered because of leaky federal bureaucracies – basically in open war with Nixon (also furthering the argument for our thesis on The New Deal).

    But then, the whole thing wasn’t about Nixon’s crimes – if they really cared about those, they’d have to indict every President since FDR – it was about power. A new group finally had an unbreakable grip on it and they were having fun demonstrating just how unbreakable their grip was.

    That new group is the pinko coalition we’re all too, too familiar with.

    Seriously, Lasky’s book is an eye-opener, even to folks like us. I was flabbergasted at a LOT of the dirt he dug up. And it’s meticulously sourced, too: oftentimes he quotes from the pinko media themselves, to devastating effect.

    But so much of this stuff is information that got out, just like Jeremiah Wright’s admission to the author of “Amateur” that Hussein Obama is NOT a Christian (“I wouldn’t go as far as to say that [I’ve converted him from being a moslem]”). But the Politburo Media just flap their blanket to make the fart go away, and all is forgotten.

    I think we now know the answer to the old riddle: “If a tree falls in the forest and no one hears it, DOES IT MAKE A SOUND?”

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    Tallulah growls and barks:

    Re that book, It Didn’t Start with Watergate: it was published in 1977, and is available starting at One Cent from Amazon:


    And elsewhere. It was on the NYTimes Best Seller List when published. Fascinating how its fame died out, innit? Simply by being put under the pinko Fourth Estate’s Cone of Silence (except THEIRS works!).

    I’m up to about page 270. The strong-arm, criminal, unconstitutional tactics that the Jackass in the WH is now using are, alas, not without precedent by the Dimocrat presidents. Man, I thought I was cynical about them, but reading this, I feel like Rebecca of Sunnybrook Farm.

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    LC Robohobo growls and barks:

    Emperor Misha I @ #:

    Well, Misha, when I started reading Ulsterman I thought that it was tin-foil hat territory. But then each and every prediction got pretty damn close to true and some of them were scoops that no one else had and were spot on. I mean after a while it gets pretty spooky that Main Stream Bloggers from the right, the MSM and many others are just flat wrong and someone from the supposedly conspiracy nutter brigade is more right than all those others. It has to make you think.

    Hell, in 2008 we would have ridiculed anyone who suggested that the DoJ would run guns to the Sinaloa cartel. Right? That the sitting POTUS would ignore the law and target a US citizen for assassination. (Yeah he deserved it but… where are the limits?) Right? Or that Federal bankruptcy laws would be ignored to favor union cronies. Right? Or that the Fed would ignore it’s own program of repatriating federal armory weapons in favor of a UN gun ban. Right?

    My own personal history tells me that BHO is not eligible to be POTUS. (A long story for another day.) I am a Red Diaper baby raised by a member of the CPUSA and a Liberation Theologist and I could hear the Marxist dog-whistles coming out of The Candidates mouth from his first speech.

    And people like above treated me like I was running around with my hair of fire while tweeking personal freak appliances when I said to beware. I see people here once in a while linking to freaking infowars for heavens sake. And you accuse me of tin foil hattery?

    Millions of rounds of hollow point ammo are being purchased by the Fed for “training”? Who trains with expensive hollow point? Why?

    Remember, the devil’s best trick was convincing us he did not exist.

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    Southern Libertarian growls and barks:

    IMHO the most likely reason Biden is going to Tampa at the same time as the Republican convention is a very simple and defiantly NOT anything remotely conspiracy like. He’s probably just trying to divert attention from the convention so that the Republican Nominees (Romney and Ryan) don’t get as much of a post convention bounce in the polls as they were hoping. Sometimes things are just that simple. Has this happened before? No, because usually the political parties don’t mess with each others conventions in such a manner but what goes around usually comes back around. I wouldn’t be surprised if the Republicans decided to mess with the Democratic convention in the same manner.

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    LC Sir Rurik, K.o.E. growls and barks:

    Over the weekend I heard that Joe Plugs has changed his mind nad cnelled his plans to crash the convention in Tampa. Because of hurricane Isaac. Okay, I’ll accept the god news, whatever the reason. But it still might be interesting to ponder whether the hurricane was the real reason or just a rationale, an excuse to cover for some othe factor. Perhaps, when his handlers heard all the alarm they realized their plan was busted and the plot unmasked. “Durn, lsot the element of surprise! Foiled again!! Curses!!!” Or maybe they had second thoughts of Joe being associated too intimately with riots. Or maybe even Joe hmself heard thre speculation that maybe he was being set up as a surprised guest for something bad. Or maybe it appeared that party cash had dried up and the Rent-a-Riot would be smaller than hoped.Who can read Joe’s mind?

    Whatever, it seems this storm has decided to pass over Tampa and th GOP convention. It is an omen.
    The Stormin Mormon will storm somewhere else, and he will rain on the Kenyan Klown Krew.

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    Sir Rurik: My money says he couldn’t get reservations on the golf course, and Mons Venus (tiddyshaker) doesn’t have a valet.

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    BigDogg growls and barks:

    Here’s a new one for ya’:

    Russians helping false flag?