Hooray! Uncle Choo Choo Is Back on the Campaign Trail!

We were worried that the Ogabe campaign might have accidentally picked up a clue when they sent Joe Robinette “Choo Choo” Biden back to the nursing home last week, but we needn’t have troubled ourself, because they sent him right back out there to embarrass Der Fubar further:

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So, out of eight presidents that Uncle Hairplugs have known, he knew three of them “intimately?”

Not that there’s anything wrong with that, mind you.

Please, Joe, don’t ever stop talking!

Thatisall.

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    ‘Reckon’ he’s been on both sides of the glory hole,,, ’tis better to give than recieve, eh?

  2. 2
    LC Patton growls and barks:

    So, out of eight presidents that Uncle Hairplugs have known, he knew three of them “intimately?”

    Oh god, my brain, the mental image! The horror, the horror…

  3. 3
    LC Gladiator growls and barks:

    At a campaign event in Detroit on Wednesday, Vice President Joe Biden said that “it won’t cost the government a penny” to help 12 million Americans refinance their homes.

    “We helped millions of families modify their mortgages so they could stay in their homes, and we helped more than a million refinance their mortgages saving $3,000 a year, but guess what?” Biden said. “We could do it for another 12 million if the Republicans would just get out of the way, just get out the way. Right? Just get out the way. And it won’t cost the government a penny.”

    Wrong.

    Such refinancing would cost taxpayers, who bailed out companies like Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac, billions of dollars. The government would lose future revenues. Investors who invested in mortgage-backed securities would lose money. Taxpayers could make their money back in the long run if less people default, but that does not mean there won’t be short-term costs.

    It is this type of mentality — and ignorance — that leads to the Obama administration’s investing billions of dollars of taxpayer money into companies like GM, which some believe are on the verge of another bankruptcy.

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    single stack growls and barks:

    Misha,
    Since this thread is about someone who is look-down-the-barrel-of-a-gun stoopid, I thought this would be a good place to bring this to your attention.

    http://www.knoxnews.com/news/2012/aug/22/ina-hughs-rights-come-from-government-not-god/?partner=popular

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    LC Gladiator growls and barks:

    in January 2009, when the Anointed One took office, unemployment was 7.6%, it is now 8.3%; as the Wall Street Journal has noted, “there hasn’t been one day during the entire Obama presidency when as many Americans were working as on the day President Bush left office.”

    Total jobs today are 500,000 less than in January 2009 when Obama entered office; fewer workers are being hired now than during the average recession month between 2007 and 2009; and America has suffered 42 straight months of unemployment over 8%, which the Joint Economic Committee of Congress confirms is the worst recovery from a recession since the Great Depression. The number of unemployed Americans has risen over the last 3 months by 76,000 people.

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    LC Gladiator growls and barks:

    Michelle Obama, speaking yesterday at a campaign event in Florida:

    So that one new voter that you register in your precinct — think about it — that one neighbor that you get to the polls on November the 2 I want you to understand, that could be the one that makes the difference. That one conversation, that one new volunteer you recruit, that could be the one that puts this over the top.

    The presidential election this year is November 6.

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    So, out of eight presidents that Uncle Hairplugs have known, he knew three of them “intimately?”

    The implication here is that Zero doesn’t lock his bedroom door at night?

    LC Gladiator says:

    So that one new voter that you register in your precinct — think about it — that one neighbor that you get to the polls on November the 2 I want you to understand, that could be the one that makes the difference. That one conversation, that one new volunteer you recruit, that could be the one that puts this over the top.

    Please go to the polls on the 2nd, leftards! Please! Vote on the 2nd! Vote early and vote often!

    :em01:
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    LC SecondMouse growls and barks:

    LC Gladiator @ #6:

    That woman is window-licking crazy. I’m only sorry she didn’t say November 7th.

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    LC Ogrrre growls and barks:

    Nicki, please! The day for Democrats to go vote is November 7 (like Second Mouse said), not the second. Republicans and Independents vote on November 6.

  10. 10

    Bless his heart. Now I ain’t saying he’s a moron(pause for effect), but it’s plain as day his hay loft ain’t all the way full.
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    Cougar1978 growls and barks:

    Oh this is lovely! I know some are gonna defend Todd Akin come hell or highwater, but fear not, some weapons grade dumbassery has surfaced, again!

    Biden is the Big Stupid Gaffe Machine that keeps on giving! Please, keep him on your ticket, Oblowme!

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    LC Gladiator growls and barks:

    Three Times Biden Has Blamed GOP for Rape
    Vice President Joe Biden / AP

    BY: Washington Free Beacon Staff
    August 22, 2012 1:42 pm

    Rep. Todd Akin’s (R., Mo.) controversial remarks about “legitimate rape” have drawn the ire and condemnation of politicians on both sides of the isle.

    Akin’s not the only one to make political mistakes when talking about rape, however. Vice President Joe Biden has a history of falsely and maliciously accusing Republicans of being responsible for rape.

    Here are three times Biden has blamed the GOP for rape.
    1. 200 Pound Man
    During a speech in Philadelphia last year, Biden wished that Republicans “had some notion” of what it was like to have “a 200 pound man standing over you telling you to submit.”

    BIDEN: “I wish these guys that thought it was temporary, I wish they had some notion what it’s like on the other side of a gun or a 200 pound man standing over you telling you to submit. Folks, it matters. It matters!”

    2. Rapes are up because of Republican economic policies
    While touting President Obama’s “Jobs Act,” at a Washington D.C. rally last year, Biden argued “rapes are up” because of Republican economic policies.

    BIDEN: “In many cities, the result has been—and it’s not unique—murder rates are up, robbery rates are up, rapes are up.”

    3. Rape, murder, burglary: All the GOP’s fault
    When confronted by a reporter about his controversial rape rhetoric, Biden doubled down.

    BIDEN: “Don’t screw around with me. … Listen to me. … I said rape was up three times in Flint, there are the numbers, go look at the numbers. Murder’s up, rape is up, and burglary’s up. … Murder will continue to rise, rape will continue to rise, all crimes will continue to rise.”

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    Tallulah growls and barks:

    I heard tell they’re sending the Peckerhead Plagiarist to annoy the Republicans in Tampa next week. What tools.

    Violating a gentlemen’s agreement [whoa, that was interesting -- Microsoft doesn't recognize the word "gentlemen"] NOT to bother, annoy, or appear in the other party’s convention city that has held true since this Republic began holding them.

    Doubly tool-headed, because there’s no better advertisement for the idiocy and immorality of the Left.

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    Tallulah growls and barks:

    LC Gladiator says:

    in January 2009, when the Anointed One took office, unemployment was 7.6%, it is now 8.3%; as the Wall Street Journal has noted, “there hasn’t been one day during the entire Obama presidency when as many Americans were working as on the day President Bush left office.”
    Total jobs today are 500,000 less than in January 2009 when Obama entered office; fewer workers are being hired now than during the average recession month between 2007 and 2009; and America has suffered 42 straight months of unemployment over 8%, which the Joint Economic Committee of Congress confirms is the worst recovery from a recession since the Great Depression. The number of unemployed Americans has risen over the last 3 months by 76,000 people.

    Honey, you KNOW that the recession is OVUR. O V U R. The Politburo Media have said so!

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    LC Stargazer growls and barks:

    My first thought on this was ‘Joe, Obama hasn’t mentioned it around you because he doesn’t actually want to hear your opinion.’