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“We’re not retreating on the Eastern Front, we’re merely straightening out the front lines in more easily defensible positions!”
However, President Barack Obama and Vice President Joe Biden are not drawing the crowds they once could. The New York Times reported that the Obama campaign said that it is intentionally limiting crowd size at their events because of security and cost
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
(H/t Jack M.)
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What’s really going on with the Curiosity Rover.
And Foist.
They’re cutting their costs, because they may be hurting for donations. Assuming that Hollyweird gets tired of all the promises.
These guys are screwed.
Much to my dismay and my apologies to you my Liege I don’t find this funny, I find it freighting. Obongo is on the ropes and, like I said earlier, he’ll swim to the bottom of an overflowing septic tank to get reelected, if nothing else to keep Valerie the Traitor and the first Wookie from ragging on his ass. Like the sycophants’ of the Third Reich, they’re the ones who crave the power and will do anything to keep it, no matter how many bodies they have to run over in the streets. There have been a couple of articles out of the “American Thinker” “Whiskeys Place” and “Gulag Bound” that have raised the prospect of a self coup by Obongo. I tend to believe he will try but will not succeed, but coups and revolutions do have a tendency to be very, pardon the expression, “untidy”. This will not be any different IF it comes to fruition.
This segways into the SWJ article that intimates that the American military will go along. We all know this is bullshit. I quote Viktor Suvorov writing about the Soviet conscription program at length:
The US Military is NOT formed along these lines, they do speak a common language and they WILL see their mothers, fathers, wives, sons and daughters in the crowds. So, except for a few wannbee Joachim Peiper s you can count the US Armed Forces out of the equation.
So where will Ogongo get his “Volksturm“? The answer lies in the rolls of the Welfare recipients . These will be the army of Obongo. They numerous (100 million and counting), concentrated in the major metropolitan areas and they are well motivated, even it is out of self preservation.
Thoughts?
Misha, my post was consigned to SPAM hell
[Fixed. Sorry about that, brother -- Emp.M.]
http://www.thedailybeast.com/newsweek/2012/08/19/niall-ferguson-on-why-barack-obama-needs-to-go.html
The communist party general meeting scheduled for September is already running into crowd issues…as in they are terrified there won’t be any crowds.

angrywebmaster recently posted..New Hampshire’s one remaining political embarrassment
LC Light29ID @ #:
Well, the wenches down there are pretty so it’s all good
Sir Light, I beg to differ that the Welfare recipients will do much of ANYthing. Self-preservation is not high on their list, they would rather sit back and take, take, take. Most welfare recipients (and I know a buttload of ‘em!) wouldn’t take the time to go anywhere Ogabe tells ‘em to simply because they’d miss their welfare check, the latest American Idol show, or their latest shipment of drugs. They’re NOT motivated to stand and fight. WE ARE.
I am more than willing to fight, long and hard, for my children, and their children. I will go without comfort, and that includes food, if the SHTF and it’s necessary to see if that target practice really paid off. Since I’m an Engineeer, and an Electrical/Mechanical one at that, I put things together and I can surely take them apart. Don’t need no fancy bombs, just a few well-placed sabotage items and the “huddled masses yearning to be
freetaken care of” are not going to have any heat and light. Let’s see how long it takes for them to start chewing on each other, like Kilkenny cats in a barrel…Just sayin’
Bumbling, stumbling, Joseph Robinette Biden is at it again. But instead of his typical goofy gaffe, this week brought one far more sinister. The Vice President of the United States was caught saying the Republican Party is “going to put y’all back in chains” to a largely African-American crowd in a historically significant Civil War town in Virginia.
The plantation imagery was clear. Even Former Democrat Virginia Governor Doug Wilder, the first African-American to be elected governor in the United States, took Biden to task, calling the comment “divisive and certainly uncalled for,” and emphasized, “Slavery is nothing to joke about.”
Biden said those words because he thinks he can get away with it, as he and others in the Democrat Party have for years. The Obama campaign is desperately trying to brush the quote off as a non-controversial, non-issue, but Biden knew exactly what he was doing. As a Democrat party attack dog for decades, he knows that words have consequences and that how you say them and who you say them to reveals even more. He knows the connotations of using the words “back in chains” to an African-American audience. Biden is trying to frighten an African-American audience into turning out to vote for his failed ticket. And the fact that Biden, born in Pennsylvania and the former senator of the state of Delaware, suddenly developed a deep southern drawl to emphasize his point makes it even more damning.
Joe Biden’s sickening, race-baiting comments just show how divisive President Obama’s campaign really is. Americans are getting sick of all the one-sided charges of racism, the pandering to interest groups, and the division of Americans on racial, economic, and religious lines. There is no place for this kind of rhetoric in American politics.
President Obama and Vice President Biden are running a campaign of hate and division because their disingenuous message of hope and change has failed the American people. The indefensible, scorched-earth campaign run by these two men is unbecoming of the offices they currently hold and seek to retain.
Americans know when they see pandering, and Biden’s speech this week has only crystallized that the Obama-Biden ticket really does not have a plan to get America working again; their only plan is to demonize and divide.
The truth: Gasoline in 2008 $1.89 Gasoline in 2012 under the antifossil fuel Obama $3.77 Actual unemployment 15.7 % Negro Unemployment 18 %, Teen unemployment 40 %, 800 billion in stimulus unaccounted for by administration…and so on..The most corrupt administation in the history of the Republic
Do you think Holder has the guts to face down congress as he has. I would submit that congress can’t hurt him, & he knows it. Even if they found him guilty of something he would have a Presidential Pardon before he could get out of the court room, & probably a large severance package to boot. Very likely to have a new job, maybe running the New Black Panthers, or some such!! Oh ya, the ones that were intimidating voters in the last election. That’s interesting as they’ve had 4 more years, to recruit & train. Oh an if you’ll notice they are Muslims. They believe they have the right to enslave or kill, all of the infidels.
Of course Obama, & Holder refused to prosecute them, & immediately turned them loose on whitey.
You know Hitler had his own little army too. Matter a fact watching Obama you could say he was working out of Hitler’s hand book. A lot of younger people do not realize that Germany was a Democracy before Hitler took it over. That he was never elected by the people. It is not impossible that someone could use similar tactics today on America. He forced things through, made back room deals, used intimidation & executive orders. Nobody ever wanted him to rule Germany. His little army was called the SS. The way things are going it does make me wonder!!
Igor, Imperial Booby @ #:
That’s exactly what the traitors are counting on. He’ll redirect the hate and anger (plus a few incentives like raping, killing, pillage and burning) so that they’ll go after the weak and indefensible. They’re NOT going to go after we III Percenters, that’s suicide and stupid because they know we’re itching (in more ways than one) to take back our country. But they will try to cause enough chaos that the people will demand safety even it means submitting to authoritarianism. Remember, the majority are sheeple and easily lead, succored and slaughtered by their own submission.
LC Light29ID says:
Seal the exits and burn them down?
LC cmblake6, Imperial Black Ops Technician recently posted..Ya know, Bill, maybe you’re right.
LC Gladiator @ # 5:

LC cmblake6, Imperial Black Ops Technician recently posted..From Newsweek. Newsweek? NEWSWEEK?????????????
LC Gladiator says:
My personal belief is there’s actually no difference in the end result desired by either so-called “major party” – the positions put forth by both sides simply give the rabble (us) something to argue about with each other while the business-as-usual takes place out of sight and certainly not covered by the Ogabe Steno Pool™.
FrankOK recently posted..My – How things change.
If Barry and his Ilk want to see ALL of Romney’s tax records, even the ones that he is NOT required to provide, then Romney should ask President Barry for:
College transcripts, applications and financial arrangements
Selective Service records
Passport records
Social Security records
Illinois Bar Association records
Birth records and certificates.
Why did both Barack and Michelle surrender their law licenses to the Illinois State Bar Association? This is not something that attorneys who worked for years to study and pass their bar exams would do willingly. We have a right to know the circumstances that compelled Barack to surrender his law license. We need to see the Illinois State Bar Association records.
Was Barry Soetoro actually an Indonesian citizen? His school records say so. When did he declare his American citizenship? When did he change his name back to Barack Hussein Obama? We need to see his passport and State Department records.
We the people, that send our HARD EARNED money to this bunch of Statists, have a right to know!!
To LC Light29ID…….
My thought is that if one takes any action before noon, the wefare breeder will be defeated without too much trouble. As for the remaining moochers, there may not be a more cowardly species on the face of the earth. I do think, however, that a crisis will be fabricated that will not be allowed to go to waste.
In 2009, Obama told us that he “will be held accountable.”
Then on July 23, 2012 Obama said, “We tried our plan and it worked”
Well, he can’t seal these records:
23 million unemployed
The middle class has lost 40% of its net worth under Obama
Black poverty at record highs
Black youth unemployment over 50%
Hispanic unemployment at 11%
Food prices up 15% under Obama
A record 45 million on food stamps
Gas prices doubled under Obama
42 months of unemployment above 8%
Obama has the worst job creation record since 1945 (BLS)
Obama recovery the worst in 75 years
Median household income $4,300 declines under Obama
Average family health insurance up $1,500 under Obama
Added $6 trillion to our debt…more than all Prezs. Combined
Presided over only US credit downgrade
The racist MSM calls him Cool…..I call him a Failure.
Department of Homeland Security Secretary Janet Napolitano. (AP Photo)
(CNSNews.com) – There have been 2,527 Department of Homeland Security (DHS) employees and co-conspirators convicted of corruption and other criminal misconduct since 2004, according to a federal auditor.
Charles Edwards, the acting inspector general (IG) at DHS, made that revelation in written testimony prepared for an Aug. 1 hearing held by the House Oversight and Government Reform Subcommittee on Government Organization, Efficiency, and Financial Management.
In his remarks, Edwards added that as of July 15, the DHS OIG (Office of the Inspector General) was dealing with 1,591 open criminal cases involving DHS employees and some accomplices. Some cases date back to fiscal year 2004 (Oct. 1, 2003 thru Sept. 30, 2004) although the majority of the open investigations were initiated in the last three fiscal years. The DHS started operating in March 2003.
Once the OIG completes most of its investigative work into employee misconduct allegations, the matter is presented to a U.S. attorney’s office for prosecution. The Department of Justice (DOJ) oversees the various U.S. attorneys’ offices located across the country. A case is considered “open” by the inspector general until all judicial activity is completed.
The thousands of criminal convictions have resulted from the arrest of individuals, both employees and non-employees, associated with components of DHS. These include individuals who either conspired with a DHS employee or were linked to the crime that was being investigated by the IG. The DHS IG’s investigative work has prompted a total of 2,527 convictions of corruption and other criminal misconduct since around the time when DHS began operating.
Among the 2,527 criminal convictions as of July 15, 1,644 (about 65 percent) stem from Federal Emergency Management Agency-related investigations; 358 (about 14 percent) from those linked to the Customs and Border Protection agency; 166 (7 percent) from Immigration and Customs Enforcement-related investigations; and 133 (5 percent) from investigations linked to the Transportation Security Administration. The remaining 226 (about 9 percent) convictions are categorized as “other.”