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Posted by Emperor Misha I on August 18, 2012

For your Saturday morning emetics in case Friday was a hard night and you need some of the toxins out of your system, we bring you the story of this new monument to the Greatness of All Things Related to The Great Barack™, a plaque memorializing the spot where Der FUBAR and his missus, Eva Braun Moochelle Antoinette, first swapped spit:

She was an attorney at a big Chicago law firm. He was a Harvard Law student who landed a job there as a summer associate. He was immediately smitten. She wasn’t so sure. But he won her over, and the couple sealed their budding romance with a kiss at the Baskin-Robbins ice cream shop in Hyde Park.

So goes the story of how Michelle and Barack Obama fell in love in 1989. And on Wednesday, a historical marker went up at the corner of Dorchester Avenue and 53rd Street noting the exact location where the couple had their first smooch.

A quote from President Obama, taken from an interview published in “O, The Oprah Magazine” in February 2007, is inscribed beneath an embedded photo of the couple.

“On our first date, I treated her to the finest ice cream Baskin-Robbins had to offer, our dinner table doubling as the curb. I kissed her, and it tasted like chocolate.”

Stand by as Hawaii erects a monument to the spot where Teh Great Barack first went #2 on his own, not to mention the spot where he first discovered choom.

Now pardon us while we go revisit our lunch.

FUBAR befehl! Wir folgen dir!

Thatisall.

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15 comments

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    Library Czar growls and barks:
    August 18, 2012 at 16:07

    They better have a urinal mint dispenser close by because you know that rock is going to be soaked in urine.

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    dcs2244 growls and barks:
    August 18, 2012 at 17:02

    Nice poster of Der Fuber, or Chicago Schicklgruber, as he is known in Massachusetts…

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    themandownthehall growls and barks:
    August 18, 2012 at 17:53

    But that’s *NOT* all: Dunkin brands, the company that owns that very baskin robins, was saved from going under by BAIN CAPITAL!!!!!! LOL’s all around!

    http://dailycaller.com/2012/08/16/romneys-bain-saved-site-of-obamas-first-kiss/#ixzz23lutkQ89

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    bruce growls and barks:
    August 18, 2012 at 18:40

    once the law firm found out that the Sasquatch knew no law they found her a job at the door of the cuff for the taxpayers.not that it mattered because by this time she and bongo had to give up their law licenses because they are crooks.you know what they are still crooks who belong ihn orange jump suits waiting for old sparky to warm up. :em05:

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    FrankOK growls and barks:
    August 18, 2012 at 18:43

    … the next thing we’ll be hearing about is a broom being donated to the Smithsonian …

    :em05:

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    LC Gladiator growls and barks:
    August 18, 2012 at 19:47

    Piss be upon him

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    LC Gladiator growls and barks:
    August 18, 2012 at 20:07

    Then they would all cry “tokenism”! Face it folks the blacks will never be pleased,,they just love to fan the flames of racial injustice and that is as happy as some will get..Blacks are The Racists and more and more are starting to figure that out.

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    LC SecondMouse growls and barks:
    August 18, 2012 at 20:39

    Since this marker is in Chicago, I hope they at least made it big enough to provide some cover in Hyde Park. Reduces the stretch of exposed open-field running when trying to exit the park.

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    LC Sir Rurik, K.o.E. growls and barks:
    August 18, 2012 at 21:43

    And afterwards, the first words spoken were “You didn’t make that erection”.

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    Tallulah growls and barks:
    August 19, 2012 at 01:43

    Another Hitler parallel: they’re both fags. Who married beards.

    This “romance” will stand right alongside Adolf and Eva Braun’s “love match” in the annals of … oh, forget it.

    Here’s a fun thing: if you want to buy this banner for your business (assuming you still HAVE a business, since Mister Fantastic has been cornholing us all), check this out.

    My name is Ray Gaster, and I am a very hard working small businessman, and a Vietnam vet. If you have ever owned your own business you know how hard it can be to make payroll, pay bills, pay taxes, and have something left over to try to grow. I have been doing this for 30 years without any government help. In fact, I have been doing it despite government interference, and they try to make business people like me look like the bad guys.

    When I heard President Obama say “If you’ve got a business, you didn’t build that. Somebody else made that happen.”, I became infuriated. As I thought about how we are struggling through this terrible economy that was caused by this government, I became even madder and decided I was going to do something. I wanted to do my part to let the frustrations of the small business person be heard. That is why I went out and had this banner printed and proudly displayed on my company sign.

    [photo of banner at link below]

    Since then I have had hundreds of calls and e-mails supporting my stance and many requests to get the same banner. :em01:

    I am in the lumber business, not the banner business, so I called on another small business owner who is a printer to help me set up this site. You can order your own customized banner to let people know what you think about how the government has been such a great partner in your business.

    My hope is that the banners will pop up all over America, and on Election Day in November we can have a big bonfire and burn them in celebration of a new president.

    “I Built This Business Without Gov’t Help.

    Obama Can Kiss My Ass.

    My Name Is [John Galt] and I Approved This Message.”

    https://gasterbanner.com/

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    angrywebmaster growls and barks:
    August 19, 2012 at 14:50

    And now, another embarrassment to my home state, our last remaining Democrat senator introduced Der Fubar a few short miles from my home.
    :em07:

    She said the SCoaMF was the one who lead the SEALs after Bin Laden.
    :em08:
    Funny, I thought it was the team leader who lead that raid?

    As for Shaheen? We’re stuck with the incompetent cow for 2 more years. We got rid of the other three in 2010.
    :em01:
    angrywebmaster recently posted..New Hampshire’s one remaining political embarrassmentMy Profile

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    angrywebmaster growls and barks:
    August 19, 2012 at 16:44

    LC LOBO @ #:
    There’s one on my posting with commentary. Follow my link!!
    angrywebmaster recently posted..New Hampshire’s one remaining political embarrassmentMy Profile

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    LC Xystus growls and barks:
    August 20, 2012 at 01:24

    Tallulah:

    Another Hitler parallel: they’re both fags. Who married beards.

    DamnDolf’s sexuality is still a question–which may not matter much, as they offed themselves the day after anyway.