NOT NEWS!, according to the Ogabe Steno Pool because shut up, racist!
And we were going to to a Brian Ross on the perp’s name and find somebody tied to leftists who shared the same name, except we didn’t have to. Floyd Corkins actually is a leftist fuckwad.
Which is exactly why it’s NOT NEWS according to the Ogabe Steno Pool. Who can it be news if you can’t blame it on the Tea Party?
Which is also why we’re not going to be treated to endless caterwauling about how we need a “new tone of civility” because hateful rhetoric only spurs on fanatics like that. After all, all of the hateful “get in their faces” rhetoric came from dEar Leader, and he can’t be held responsible for anything since he’s the smartest, most saintly, most lovingly lovable creatures to ever grace our unworthy nation with his selfless devotion and service.
Thankfully, the latest victim of Der FUBAR’s campaign of class warfare and inciting of hatred, the security guard, appears to be making a full recovery. Not to mention that he saved countless innocents from being cut down in a storm of bullets from this liberal fascist extremist.
Thank you, sir, you done well.
And Ogabe: Fuck you sideways with a barbed wire-wrapped fence post until your guts are spilling out of your ears.
YOU built this!