Ogabe Steno Pool Affiliate USAToday Calls Violence “Spirited”

At least that’s how they described a couple of hecklers who punched a volunteer. “Spirited.”

About time, actually overdue, that we remonstrate in a “spirited” fashion with the Ogabe Reichspropagandaministry aka the Ogabe Media and put “spirited” ropes around their necks before we, in a “spirited” fashion, slowly hoist them up into a “spirited” tree.

Rope. Tree. Journalist.
Some “spirited” assembly required.

Thatisall.

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LC&IB Vulcanrider, MSgt, USAF, Ret
LC&IB Vulcanrider, MSgt, USAF, Ret
August 13, 2012 18:35

What the ever loving hell? How come I can’t get anyone to slap me when I’m volunteering? I can promise one thing, the cops won’t have to chase anyone down to arrest them…

Orion
Orion
August 13, 2012 19:10

I’m with Vulcanrider. They’re more than welcome to slap me and I’ll feel more than welcome to exercise my rights of self-defense.

I can’t promise that they’ll be mobile for some time afterwards, but I can promise my response will be ‘spirited’.

Orion

LC Gunsniper
LC Gunsniper
August 13, 2012 19:24

I’m not seeing it, my liege‚Ķ Headline: Spirited crowd greets Paul Ryan at Iowa State Fair First sentence‚Ķ Paul Ryan’s debut campaigning solo as the Republican candidate for vice president apparently was pretty spirited today and interrupted by a few hecklers. The writer is describing the crowd and Paul Ryan’s campaign stop as “spirited”. I don’t see any further inclusion… Read more »

Nate
Nate
August 13, 2012 19:30

Yannow, I hope the Administration is paying their house-whores better than they tried to down in Colombia.

Cougar1978
Cougar1978
August 13, 2012 20:34

Well, since we’re in a euphamism mood, I guess when I PUNCH out an Occupooper, I’m just doing an intense “laying on of hands…” (and fists) And that TSA cavity search is just a “extended pre-flight prostate exam.”

Goebbels would be proud of these lying c#nt drips.

August 13, 2012 23:59

Via MM A female protester began to climb on the small stage. She was able to get up before being dragged off by Ryan‚Äôs Secret Service detail. Excuse me while I put on my CIA mindwave defeating Tinfoil hat. What if this “protester” had something else? Or she was a diversion for someone or something else? We know that Obongo… Read more »

LC Xystus
LC Xystus
August 14, 2012 02:52

Yeah, Gunsniper has it right. Perhaps His Viciousness is fatigued.

dasbow
dasbow
August 14, 2012 04:43

LC Gunsniper @ #:

The headline writer described the crowd as ‘spirited’. Maybe they were. I do know that someone who tries to climb on the stage just went from ‘heckler’ to ‘target’.

IgnatiusHood
IgnatiusHood
August 14, 2012 09:51

I watched Ryan speak on Fox and he was unamused by this bitches shenanigans. I wonder how many votes he would have garned if he had put the lady in a full nelson and escorted her from the stage? The guy is a badass, a smart, articulate badass.

And he’s on our side!

RDM
RDM
August 14, 2012 12:56

:em08:

A portrait of the “lady” in question. We may now return to our regularly scheduled programming …

LC SecondMouse
LC SecondMouse
August 14, 2012 16:32

So this means that what happened in the theater in Aurora was “Aggravated Spirited Heckling?”

bruce
bruce
August 15, 2012 13:51

he next time a code pinky climbs on stage ryan should kick it in the head,.