Ogabe Steno Pool Affiliate USAToday Calls Violence “Spirited”

At least that’s how they described a couple of hecklers who punched a volunteer. “Spirited.”

About time, actually overdue, that we remonstrate in a “spirited” fashion with the Ogabe Reichspropagandaministry aka the Ogabe Media and put “spirited” ropes around their necks before we, in a “spirited” fashion, slowly hoist them up into a “spirited” tree.

Rope. Tree. Journalist.
Some “spirited” assembly required.

Thatisall.

12 comments

  1. 1
    LC&IB Vulcanrider, MSgt, USAF, Ret growls and barks:

    What the ever loving hell? How come I can’t get anyone to slap me when I’m volunteering? I can promise one thing, the cops won’t have to chase anyone down to arrest them…

  2. 2
    Orion growls and barks:

    I’m with Vulcanrider. They’re more than welcome to slap me and I’ll feel more than welcome to exercise my rights of self-defense.

    I can’t promise that they’ll be mobile for some time afterwards, but I can promise my response will be ‘spirited’.

    Orion

  3. 3
    LC Gunsniper growls and barks:

    I’m not seeing it, my liege…

    Headline:

    Spirited crowd greets Paul Ryan at Iowa State Fair

    First sentence…

    Paul Ryan’s debut campaigning solo as the Republican candidate for vice president apparently was pretty spirited today and interrupted by a few hecklers.

    The writer is describing the crowd and Paul Ryan’s campaign stop as “spirited”. I don’t see any further inclusion of the word “spirited” in the remainder of the article.

    Calling those disgusting, violent dregs as merely “hecklers” is the real journalistic crime here. The fact they weren’t maced or stun-gunned disturbs me most of all.

  4. 4
    The Watcher growls and barks:

    Yannow, I hope the Administration is paying their house-whores better than they tried to down in Colombia.

  5. 5
    Cougar1978 growls and barks:

    Well, since we’re in a euphamism mood, I guess when I PUNCH out an Occupooper, I’m just doing an intense “laying on of hands…” (and fists) And that TSA cavity search is just a “extended pre-flight prostate exam.”

    Goebbels would be proud of these lying c#nt drips.

  6. 6
    LC Light29ID growls and barks:

    Via MM

    A female protester began to climb on the small stage. She was able to get up before being dragged off by Ryan’s Secret Service detail.

    Excuse me while I put on my CIA mindwave defeating Tinfoil hat.

    What if this “protester” had something else? Or she was a diversion for someone or something else? We know that Obongo The Kenyon Klingon Fucker™ will swim to the bottom of an overflowing septic tank to get reelected so what is to him if he stands by while some CodePinko wombat runs up with a syringe filled with AIDS infected blood? The Chicago way is going to quietly encourage the crazies on their side to keep trying. As the IRA told Margaret Thatcher after the Brighton hotel bombing:

    Today we were unlucky, but remember we only have to be lucky once. You will have to be lucky always.

    If Mittens/Ryan have any sense of what these traitors are capable of they better start hiring a shit load of former/retired SF/SEAL/PJ/Force Recon/Ranger types as protection.

    And, no I don’t trust the Secret Service, we have more than enough evidence that everything these fuckers touch is corrupted and subverted, why would they be any different?

  7. 7
    LC Xystus growls and barks:

    Yeah, Gunsniper has it right. Perhaps His Viciousness is fatigued.

  8. 8
    dasbow growls and barks:

    LC Gunsniper @ #:

    The headline writer described the crowd as ‘spirited’. Maybe they were. I do know that someone who tries to climb on the stage just went from ‘heckler’ to ‘target’.

  9. 9
    IgnatiusHood growls and barks:

    I watched Ryan speak on Fox and he was unamused by this bitches shenanigans. I wonder how many votes he would have garned if he had put the lady in a full nelson and escorted her from the stage? The guy is a badass, a smart, articulate badass.

    And he’s on our side!

  10. 10
    RDM growls and barks:

    :em08:

    A portrait of the “lady” in question. We may now return to our regularly scheduled programming …

  11. 11
    LC SecondMouse growls and barks:

    So this means that what happened in the theater in Aurora was “Aggravated Spirited Heckling?”

  12. 12
    bruce growls and barks:

    he next time a code pinky climbs on stage ryan should kick it in the head,.