Bull Dyke Janet Incompetano Sued Over Sexual Discrimination

Yes, we know. Shocking, right?

A veteran US law-enforcement official has filed a blockbuster discrimination lawsuit against Homeland Security Secretary Janet Napolitano, charging she pushed him aside to make way for a less-qualified woman who’s “enjoyed a long-standing relationship” with the anti-terror American chief.

Fixed it for you, since it has become obvious that the only thing that Janet Bull Dyke Incompetano’s Reichssicherheitshauptamt is “anti” is anything not having to do with actual terrorism.

As to the “long-standing relationship” we’d rather not go there. We’re already way back ordered on the Brain Bleach, so we’d really rather not speculate on what sort of “relationship” Janet Reno Incompetano might have had going on. We mean, seriously, have you seen a picture of her? A male Yeti wouldn’t go near that snatch.

It all sounds strangely credible to us, which is why we know for a fact that in our current “all Americans are equal before the law but some are more equal than others” society, this will end up in a great big heap of nothing while parasitical politicians (we apologize for the redundancy) on both sides take credit for the non-outcome. While Mitch McCockless and John Boner cry orange tears of compassion while bending over for another delicious arse-fucking. Heaven knows it’s the closest they’re ever likely to get to actual sex.



  1. 1
    L.C. Mope growls and barks:

    Do ya think Justice Kagan will recuse herself?

  2. 2
    KArnold growls and barks:

    Here’s my keen analysis:

    (a) One of the allegations, regarding Reno galpal Suzanne Barr, ICE chief-of-staff: “Barr’s alleged acts include calling one man “in his hotel room and screaming at him that she wanted his ‘c–k in the back of [her] throat.’”

    Source: (fourth paragraph)

    (b) In the news today: “Study: Oral Sex Cures Morning Sickness”

    Source: Headline

    Connect the dots, friends. It’s reasonable accommodation under ADA. Who are we to get in the way of her health?

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    Igor, Imperial Booby growls and barks:

    Thank you for NOT going into details, my Liege! I’m still at work and have no wish to clean up the hurl from my desk, monitor, and especially my keyboard. :em06:

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    FrankOK growls and barks:

    McCockless, Boner and the stupid twunt Napolitano should have a threesome – sell tickets to the pooflers – those DC lovlies ought to love it!

    I’ll stay home and watch a piss-ant eat a bale of hay.


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    LC Light29ID growls and barks:

    A male Yeti wouldn’t go near that snatch.

    Yeah, but I bet Helen Thomas or Pugs Pelosi would hit it in a New York minute. Kinda reminds me of that night in a Tijuana shithole bar…

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    LC/IB PrimEviL growls and barks:

    What? Lizzie DemProg Pervert Leftist Swine are prejudiced against males?
    Color me unsurprised. That is just the tip of the iceberg this Ship of State is headed for.
    Why does the fate of the Titanic come to mind?

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    FrankOK growls and barks:

    LC Light29ID says:

    A male Yeti wouldn’t go near that snatch.

    Yeah, but I bet Helen Thomas or Pugs Pelosi would hit it in a New York minute. Kinda reminds me of that night in a Tijuana shithole bar…


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    lc purple raider growls and barks:

    Actually Janet Reno and Janet Incompetano could be together eating at the Y.

  9. 9
    LC Sir Rurik, K.o.E. growls and barks:

    PLEASE!!! Someone cut off Rad and BC from seeing this thread! :em06: We don’t want to give them any ideas.

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    bruce growls and barks:

    debbie schlussel broke this story and knows all the players and it is even worse than you might think because it jeprodizes out national security.the bunch of commie pickel smokers and rug munchers that bongo installed could care less about americn security because all they want is the tax payers money and to be able to jerk around normal white people.this is why fags do not belong in govt.,they belond on 42nd street trolling for queers.be prepared for your head to explode if you read debbies blog. :em08:

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    Cougar1978 growls and barks:

    Sexual harrassment? Of what? Was Janet mocking men for having a smaller penis had he/she has? Good grief…..

    @FrankOK- OH MY GOD!!!!