And thanks to LC single stack for pointing us to yet another example of mediots speaking about that which they have not the slightest understanding of.
Of course, if they only spoke of what they know, they’d never utter or type a word again which, now that we think about it, would be a giant leap ahead for civilization.
Handgun type used on Sikhs is mass shooting weapon of choice
The kind that have bullets coming out of one end? Do tell. Yes, it turns out that it really is something as retarded as that, which is what you’d expect from sub-algae lifeforms unemployable if it weren’t for the “news media.” But let’s not interrupt the little idiot dears.
The semiautomatic handgun used in the deadly attack on a Wisconsin Sikh temple is the same type used in other recent U.S. mass shootings, including one at a theater in Colorado, and the attack on a congresswoman in Arizona, gun experts said.
And you know that when mediots use terms like “gun experts”, they mean “somebody from the Brady Campaign.”
So what’s this all about? Some evil conspiracy by one particular type of gun that is prone to running around murdering people?
We only wish we were joking.
Wisconsin shooter Wade Michael Page used a Springfield 9mm semiautomatic handgun to carry out the attack at a Sikh temple in Oak Creek, Wisconsin, officials said.
A Springfield 9. OK. Noted. Springfield 9s conspire to murder people.
James Holmes, the man accused of killing 12 people in a shooting spree last month at a theater in Aurora, Colorado, used one .40-caliber Glock handgun and had another one in his car.
And a Glock .40 too! Oh dear. Lock Up Your Glocks! Sounds like an awesome name for a rock band.
Jared Loughner, who is accused of killing six people and critically wounding Representative Gabrielle Giffords in a January 2011 attack in Tucson, Arizona, used a Glock 9 mm semiautomatic pistol with a magazine that held more than 30 bullets.
There’s that GLOCK again! And a 9 this time, just to make it all the more horrible. What’s this Tribe of 9 thing anyway? Do they sacrifice live children too? Sure they do. They’re guns!
Seung-hui Cho, the Virginia Tech University student who killed 32 people and then committed suicide in 2007, also used a Glock semiautomatic handgun.
What? No caliber this time? Oh, wait, it’s a GLOCK! That’s all you really need to know. Evil, evil, EVIL GLOCK! You literally can’t hold one in your hand without immediately murdering people. Somebody tell those hyperventilating mediot arse-carbuncles what the most common brand of police officer sidearm is. Just to watch them spontaneously combust in a fiery mess of paranoid fear.
The common thread binding the mass attacks together is that they all used semiautomatic handguns with high-capacity magazines, Spearman said.
“Spearman’s” actual name is Sugarmann (but don’t hold it against the drooling retard writing that spew. It was several paragraphs ago that he used his actual name. And do you want to know who Josh Sugarmann/”Spearman” is? You ought to, since he’s the “experts” (he’s so awesome he’s plural!) that Roto-Reuters referred to in the beginning. He’s the executive director of the Violence Policy Center, another gun-grabbing, pearl-clutching band of happy totalitarians. OK, so we got one thing wrong. That’s not the Brady Campaign, but it’s a distinction without a difference.
But back to Gun Experts (with a plural “s”) Josh SugarSpearmann or whatever the Hades his name will be at the end of the article and his “common thread.” No, the common thread “binding the mass attacks together” isn’t that they were committed by murdering swine, it’s that they were committed by, not with, semiautomatic handguns with “high-capacity” magazines. Who needs a shooter? The gun is clearly plenty evil in itself!
Those evil, dangerous semiautomatic handguns who reload by the slide moving every time you pull the trigger, as opposed to the much less dangerous revolvers who reload by the drum moving every time you pull the trigger.
We feel strangely compelled to once again post this:
But back to Josh Spear that Sugar Man:
“There is no valid reason for civilians to have assault rifles, semiautomatic handguns and high-capacity magazines,” he said.
All of those mass shootings seem to contradict your asinine statement in a rather direct fashion, since all of the body counts in those cases were racked up thanks to the very absence of guns in “civilian” hands. Unless you’re trying to convince us that you stand a better chance of surviving in the presence of a mass murdering, armed subhuman if you’re unarmed, in which case we cordially invite you to go have auto-erotic sex in anatomically impossible ways. With a GLOCK! It’s OK, you can come out from under the coffee table now. We swear we won’t shoot you. Much.
“We have to start ratcheting down the firepower in civilian hands in the United States.”
Who’s this “we” you’re talking about? If you want His Imperial Majesty’s guns, then by all means come take them. Please. Don’t hold back. Do try.
Or just shut the fuck up before somebody gets hurt, if you know what we mean and we think that you do.
We swear. Mocking those scrotal sores is just like riding a motorcycle in a marathon. At the Special Olympics. But we enjoy it so very, very much.