Yep, This should work…NO PROBLEM…what could possibly happen?

As a respectable journalist will tell you, writing the headline is the hardest part and I had a hell’va time writing this one because they almost wrote themselves.

If it weren’t for the fact that the NSDWP is capable of genocide ala Uncle Joe I would be laughing my ass off with a cold drink in my hand at the fact they want to dig up the past, to whit:

Jimmy Carter to speak by video at Dem convention

As one who actually lived endured survived the Carter years the fact that they are digging up this senile, original SCFOMF anti-Semite is worthy of an SNL skit.  I won’t delve into the particulars of what the country endured because most of us remember what that buck-toothed shit-for-brains put us through.  The fact that the Party of Stoopid is dragging out histories (so far) certifiably worse failure of American leadership either reeks of arrogance that they think they have enough dead people voting to win or they really do have the mental capacity of a common houseplant.

I hope the RNC/Romney campaigns are furiously digging up old Ronald Maximus campaign commercials because it’s going to be comedy gold.

23 comments

  1. 1
    angrywebmaster growls and barks:

    All I can say is “RELEASE THE KILLER BUNNIES!!”
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  2. 2
    LC Xystus growls and barks:

    angryebmaster, I’d forgotten about that rabbit! :em01:

    Still, Cartman seemed less offensive when he actually held office than since, as he’s become the worst ex-pres of all time. Here’s hoping Obeyme will be available next year to give him competition!

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    themandownthehall growls and barks:

    They are having Carter speak so they can try to convince people that Obama isn’t the worst ever. Kind of like a “See, here’s a bigger loser, so ignore Romney and vote for me!!!”

  4. 4
    Fa Cube Itches growls and barks:

    They’re only bringing out Carter because FDR, LBJ, and Woodrow Wilson are already worm food.

  5. 5
    dasbow growls and barks:

    You know you’re boned when you wish it actually was Jimmah Carter running and Obumbles phoning in the speech.

  6. 6
    angrywebmaster growls and barks:

    LC Xystus @ #:

    I’d forgotten about that rabbit!

    One picture is worth a thousand words!!

    The Killer Bunny!
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    angrywebmaster growls and barks:

    dasbow @ #:

    and Obumbles phoning in the speech.

    When has Der Fubar EVER NOT phoned in his speech? Even when he’s there, he has the TOTUS reading the speech for him. :em07:
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  8. 8
    angrywebmaster growls and barks:

    themandownthehall @ #:

    They are having Carter speak so they can try to convince people that Obama isn’t the worst ever.

    Won’t work. Carter is now the second most incompetent president in history. Actually, I can see Carter’s speech now.

    “Thank ya. I would like to voice my support for Barack Obama. I would also like to thank him for making my administration look competent in comparison.” :em05:
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    LC Light29ID growls and barks:

    I’ve killed rabbits with my cold, bare hands and this dumb fuck couldn’t kill one in a boat…with an oar…with the rabbit in the water? That tells you everything about libtards. As they say the difference between a Liberal and Conservative who is having their house broken into is, the Liberal will try to negotiate but the Conservative has to decide if it’s two to the chest or go for the head shot. And a real Conservative has to decide between the .45, the FN-FAL or the Ithaca 870.

  10. 10
    Orion growls and barks:

    Perhaps Obama could have a ‘greatest hits’ of all the famous world-wide greats who support his policies either implicitly or explicitly:

    The Kim family from North Korea
    Mao Tse Tung (we can tell from all the NYT authors who want Obama to have powers like Mao’s)
    Joseph Stalin
    Osama bin Ladin and al Queda (explicit)
    Felons across the country
    Illegal aliens
    the US Communist Party
    …the list goes on. I think it’d make a great ad to just show all these folks giving their support to Obama.

    Orion

  11. 11
    LC Spare Parts growls and barks:

    I need a vapid incontinent zombie like I need a vapid incontinent zombie. Today was primary wrist slashing day. Tomorrow will see slight improvement in televised fare. We will once again be offered the jingle for Midwest Hemorrhoid Treatment Center without adds by candidates before and after. Our nearest Chic Fil A now requires reservations. I hope there’s a cancellation for lunch.

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    LC Sir Rurik, K.o.E. growls and barks:

    Jimmuh has a special place in my life. It was the day haver his inauguration I was moved to take an oath that I would bite off my own right hand before ever permitting it to pull the voting lever for a Democrat. I give him minimal credit for completing a hitch in the Navy to emerge with an honorable discharge; even if thoroughly undistinguished.
    Since then he has achieved a certain invidious stature as America’s most disgraceful ex-President ever, despite never having been impeached. Even Nixon managed a considerable restoration of personal stature as writer, historian, and senior essayist. Clinto retains stature as only one half of that horrid pair, and remaining at least nominally married to the Horrid Hillary., and as an accomplished evilist. Carter … he couldn’t even succeed in his attempte at treason. And I fear, fear and pray, that Carter will soon lose even that shameful distinction, being demoted to only Second Worst ex-president in less than six months.

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    BigDogg growls and barks:

    angrywebmaster says:

    “Thank ya. I would like to voice my support for Barack Obama. I would also like to thank him for making my administration look competent in comparison.”

    That’s exactly right. Carter was just a bumbling fuck-up … not an intentional destroyer.

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    rightrightright growls and barks:

    Great that they’re bringing out the senile stupid one to talk — maybe with him endorsing Ogabe, people will wake up and see the right. He really was history’s worst American president until Ogabe.

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    LC LOBO growls and barks:

    LC Sir Rurik, K.o.E. @ #:
    Yeah, he did succeed at treason. I guess that the Habitat For Hamas hasn’t been brought up much. (Yeah I know it’s a fucking google search page. I’m tired.) Giving aid and shelter, as I recall, to those whom attack us is treason.

  16. 16
    Tallulah growls and barks:

    Well, butter my butt and call me a biscuit!

    OLE SCROTUM-FACE is gonna stop shuckin’ goobers long enough to amble to a microphone, hack the phlegm out of his wizened throat, and put his scrofulous hands on the Stalinist Jackass’s head to give it his “blessing.

    But even Ole Scrotum-Face doesn’t want to come to the party. Ain’t that a kick in the head? :em05:

    heh

    BTW, don’t give Jimmy any credit for well-meaning: he really is a Jew-hater, and knowing all he had to know about Arafat (the murdering little faggot), he STILL championed the creature. And he’s stabbed his own country in the back time and again.

    He’s poisonous.

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    LC Grammar Czar, G.L.O.R. growls and barks:

    His vile Rottiness opined:

    they really do have the mental capacity of a common houseplant.

    Why you hatin’ on houseplants?

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    rickn8or growls and barks:

    They have to do it via video so they can edit out the attendant wiping the drool off Jimmah’s chin.

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    single stack growls and barks:

    LC Light29ID @ #:

    I’ve found the Ithaca 870 to be pretty unreliable. I think I’d go with a Remington 870… or maybe an Ithaca 37.

    (Actually, I prefer my Mossberg 835 but it doesn’t fit the snark.)

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    Kristopher, LC growls and barks:

    They had to get Jimmy to speak because they were afraid Bill Clinton would start ridiculing Obama again while on stage.

  21. 21
    rickn8or growls and barks:

    Too bad Jimmuh can’t make it to the convention, an old friend wanted to see him…

  22. 22
    Bitter Clinger growls and barks:

    “I hope the RNC/Romney campaigns are furiously digging up old Ronald Maximus campaign commercials because it’s going to be comedy gold.” – Emperor Misha

    I wish they would. An undead Reagan would still be more Presidential than any of the fuckers that followed him, and certainly more so than Cahhtah.

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    Secondmouse growls and barks:

    Right after Carter speaks, I understand that Francesco Schettino, the Captain of the Costa Concordia, has been invited to talk about leadership lessons from the world of cruise ship navigation.