So proclaims a freshman year high school report card that Boston.com, who still haven’t been able to dig up a single line about Obam-bam’s school records, managed to procure thanks to, no doubt, weeks if not months of serious “vetting”.
Thank G-d for the utterly unbiased, serious press whose sworn duty it is to comfort the afflicted and afflict the comfortable, or some such rabid liberal fascist nonsense that nobody but sub-retarded liberal fascists believe anymore.
No news from Boston.com regarding the fresh allegations that Harry Reid sodomized his son repeatedly while he was in kindergarten, though, allegations reinforced by Harry Reid’s stubborn refusal to deny them.
UPDATE: Pew Polls (and you can safely ignore anything they publish from here on out) responsibly and unbiasedly release poll results showing Obam-bam way ahead. If you give the Democrat Socialists a +19 lead in the sample, that is. No, that’s not a typo. +19 percentage point lead. You may laugh when ready.