Bombshell! Mitt Romney Could Do Better in Art [UPDATED]

Posted by Emperor Misha I on August 2, 2012

So proclaims a freshman year high school report card that Boston.com, who still haven’t been able to dig up a single line about Obam-bam’s school records, managed to procure thanks to, no doubt, weeks if not months of serious “vetting”.

Thank G-d for the utterly unbiased, serious press whose sworn duty it is to comfort the afflicted and afflict the comfortable, or some such rabid liberal fascist nonsense that nobody but sub-retarded liberal fascists believe anymore.

No news from Boston.com regarding the fresh allegations that Harry Reid sodomized his son repeatedly while he was in kindergarten, though, allegations reinforced by Harry Reid’s stubborn refusal to deny them.

Thatisall.

UPDATE: Pew Polls (and you can safely ignore anything they publish from here on out) responsibly and unbiasedly release poll results showing Obam-bam way ahead. If you give the Democrat Socialists a +19 lead in the sample, that is. No, that’s not a typo. +19 percentage point lead. You may laugh when ready.

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  1. 1
    Lady H growls and barks:
    August 2, 2012 at 18:29

    I don’t believe it, but G-d help us if it is true.
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  2. 2
    Lady H growls and barks:
    August 2, 2012 at 18:33

    (Talking about the Pee-Yew Poll)
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  3. 3
    The Watcher growls and barks:
    August 2, 2012 at 18:53

    Well, THERE’S a deal-breaker if there ever was one!

    I mean, the guy can’t even draw his own campaign posters?

    What kind of President could he possibly BE????

    MY G_D, IT’S THE APOCALYPSE!!!

    :em07:

  4. 4
    LCBrendan growls and barks:
    August 2, 2012 at 19:08

    Misha: will you please check your nicedoggie email addy . Sent last night.

  5. 5
    Duke Wayne growls and barks:
    August 2, 2012 at 20:05

    Very interesting. Now how about those tax returns?

  6. 6
    LC 0311 Sir Crunchie I.M.H., K.o.E. growls and barks:
    August 2, 2012 at 21:24

    Duke Wayne @ #:
    You mean the returns that I’m sure Ogabe’s minions at the IRS have gone through with a fine toothed comb already, not to mention the lefty press when he ran for Governor of Taxatwoshits against a fucking Kennedy none the less. If there was even so much as a misplaced comma in his third grade Mother’s Day card it would be all over the media.

    The point is that Romney is getting the usual prostate exam from the presstitutes, yet we still know less about Ogabe, after three and a half fucking years in office, then we know about Yeti mating habits (And yes I googled Yeti mating habits just to be sure. Man, there are some truly sick people out there.) Where is Ogabe’s Occidental and Harvard transcripts? How did he get appointed Editor of Harvard Law Review without ever writing an article? What passport did he use to travel to Pokestahn when travel there by US citizens was forbidden? Who paid for his Ivory League education? How did he attend a madrassa in Indonesia that was open only to Indonesians? This is the type of shit that REAL journalists would drool over in a Pulitzer dream induced stupor. Yet all they can scream about are Romney’s tax returns? Oh, and his gaffes and The Palestinnnnnniaaaannnnns!

    How about Pelosi’s returns? Or Reids? I have it from a very reliable source that Reid wrote off viagra, KY, and tootsie rolls as business expenses because he listed his occupation as pedarist.

    Mittens don’t need to release shit to the media, unless it’s to dump in their mouth to get rid of the taste of Kenyan scrotum.
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    ohio right wing nut growls and barks:
    August 2, 2012 at 21:25

    Duke Wayne @ #:

    And I’m sure you are waiting breathlessly for all those records of Obamas ( that he has spent millions hiding) to be released….goose meet gander :em07:

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    Orion growls and barks:
    August 2, 2012 at 21:32

    It’s good to know that Obama holds a comfortable – but not insurmountable – lead….among Democrats.

    Orion

  9. 9
    Orion growls and barks:
    August 2, 2012 at 21:33

    Dangit. Hit Speak too quickly – All of this is simply to provide cover fire for when he ‘wins’ the election by 52% in November. “See, the polls all showed he was in the lead! Must be legitimate!”

    Orion

  10. 10
    Duke Wayne growls and barks:
    August 2, 2012 at 21:54

    Must drive you reactionaries crazy that for two elections in a row you nominate candidates so incompetent they can’t even beat a Negro.

  11. 11
    LC Gunsniper growls and barks:
    August 2, 2012 at 22:20

    Negro?

    Is that you, Eugene Connor?

  12. 12
    LC TerribleTroy growls and barks:
    August 2, 2012 at 23:15

    Somebody call the Blaze and tell them their resident duke douchebag troll got out again. Isn’t it past your bedtime douchy? Big day for you tommorow at the kiss in, and while you’re there, bend over and kiss your own arse.

  13. 13
    LC hilljohnny growls and barks:
    August 3, 2012 at 00:35

    Duke Wayne says:

    reactionaries

    isn’t that a codeword lefties use for people who aren’t dumb enough to believe their bullshit?

  14. 14
    LC Darth Scoundrel growls and barks:
    August 3, 2012 at 05:48

    It offends me that you would use the name of a great American like John Wayne to be such an asshat. Believe me, sirrah, if the ghost of The Duke were here he would give you the thorough thrashing that you so richly deserve!

    And then you would blubber about being violated by an Ecto-American. Repeatedly. Just try not to blush and fan yourself when you do it, people might get the wrong impression.

    I don’t have a problem with BHO being half-black. I have a problem with him being all red.
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    LC Xystus growls and barks:
    August 3, 2012 at 06:37

    LC Darth Scoundrel:

    I don’t have a problem with BHO being half-black. I have a problem with him being all red.

    Well said. :em01:

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    DJ Allyn growls and barks:
    August 3, 2012 at 09:52

    UPDATE: Pew Polls (and you can safely ignore anything they publish from here on out) responsibly and unbiasedly release poll results showing Obam-bam way ahead. If you give the Democrat Socialists a +19 lead in the sample, that is. No, that’s not a typo. +19 percentage point lead. You may laugh when ready.

    Here is a more reliable explanation as to how Pew reached its TEN point lead:

    Pew Poll: Obama Up over Romney 51% to 41% Nationally

    Don’t you believe it. A Pew poll taken just before Mitt Romney’s Europe trip shows President Obama a full 10 points ahead of Romney. That’s absurd. No other poll taken by anyone has shown Obama with a lead anywhere near that. Pew is a neutral organization and the actual polling was done by Princeton Survey Associates, which is nonpartisan, so what is going on here?

    At the end of the story they let the cat out of the bag. They surveyed 1505 people on landlines and 1003 on cell phones. That is a lot of cell phones and it is well known that cell phones skew Democratic–well, their owners skew Democratic. Sure enough, the internals show there were 813 Democrats surveyed, 459 Republicans, and 599 independents (the others were either not registered voters or something else invalidated them). In sample, 43% were Democrats and 24% were Republicans. No conceivable electorate looks like this, with a 19-point Democratic advantage. The sample was corrected for gender, age, race, Hispanic origin and nativity, education and region, but there is no mention of correction for political party. You should take this poll with a grain (or better, a kilogram) of salt. But the lesson here is that polling with samples of 2500 people is a tricky business. Pew ought to know that.

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    LC Ogrrre growls and barks:
    August 4, 2012 at 10:43

    I guess I should never run for public office as a Republican, as my grade school report cards show a lot of Ds in penmanship.