Bombshell! Mitt Romney Could Do Better in Art [UPDATED]

So proclaims a freshman year high school report card that Boston.com, who still haven’t been able to dig up a single line about Obam-bam’s school records, managed to procure thanks to, no doubt, weeks if not months of serious “vetting”.

Thank G-d for the utterly unbiased, serious press whose sworn duty it is to comfort the afflicted and afflict the comfortable, or some such rabid liberal fascist nonsense that nobody but sub-retarded liberal fascists believe anymore.

No news from Boston.com regarding the fresh allegations that Harry Reid sodomized his son repeatedly while he was in kindergarten, though, allegations reinforced by Harry Reid’s stubborn refusal to deny them.

Thatisall.

UPDATE: Pew Polls (and you can safely ignore anything they publish from here on out) responsibly and unbiasedly release poll results showing Obam-bam way ahead. If you give the Democrat Socialists a +19 lead in the sample, that is. No, that’s not a typo. +19 percentage point lead. You may laugh when ready.

16 comments

  1. 1
    Lady H growls and barks:

    I don’t believe it, but G-d help us if it is true.

  2. 2
    Lady H growls and barks:

    (Talking about the Pee-Yew Poll)

  3. 3
    The Watcher growls and barks:

    Well, THERE’S a deal-breaker if there ever was one!

    I mean, the guy can’t even draw his own campaign posters?

    What kind of President could he possibly BE????

    MY G_D, IT’S THE APOCALYPSE!!!

    :em07:

  4. 4
    LCBrendan growls and barks:

    Misha: will you please check your nicedoggie email addy . Sent last night.

  5. 5
    Duke Wayne growls and barks:

    Very interesting. Now how about those tax returns?

  6. 6

    Duke Wayne @ #:
    You mean the returns that I’m sure Ogabe’s minions at the IRS have gone through with a fine toothed comb already, not to mention the lefty press when he ran for Governor of Taxatwoshits against a fucking Kennedy none the less. If there was even so much as a misplaced comma in his third grade Mother’s Day card it would be all over the media.

    The point is that Romney is getting the usual prostate exam from the presstitutes, yet we still know less about Ogabe, after three and a half fucking years in office, then we know about Yeti mating habits (And yes I googled Yeti mating habits just to be sure. Man, there are some truly sick people out there.) Where is Ogabe’s Occidental and Harvard transcripts? How did he get appointed Editor of Harvard Law Review without ever writing an article? What passport did he use to travel to Pokestahn when travel there by US citizens was forbidden? Who paid for his Ivory League education? How did he attend a madrassa in Indonesia that was open only to Indonesians? This is the type of shit that REAL journalists would drool over in a Pulitzer dream induced stupor. Yet all they can scream about are Romney’s tax returns? Oh, and his gaffes and The Palestinnnnnniaaaannnnns!

    How about Pelosi’s returns? Or Reids? I have it from a very reliable source that Reid wrote off viagra, KY, and tootsie rolls as business expenses because he listed his occupation as pedarist.

    Mittens don’t need to release shit to the media, unless it’s to dump in their mouth to get rid of the taste of Kenyan scrotum.

  7. 7
    ohio right wing nut growls and barks:

    Duke Wayne @ #:

    And I’m sure you are waiting breathlessly for all those records of Obamas ( that he has spent millions hiding) to be released….goose meet gander :em07:

  8. 8
    Orion growls and barks:

    It’s good to know that Obama holds a comfortable – but not insurmountable – lead….among Democrats.

    Orion

  9. 9
    Orion growls and barks:

    Dangit. Hit Speak too quickly – All of this is simply to provide cover fire for when he ‘wins’ the election by 52% in November. “See, the polls all showed he was in the lead! Must be legitimate!”

    Orion

  10. 10
    Duke Wayne growls and barks:

    Must drive you reactionaries crazy that for two elections in a row you nominate candidates so incompetent they can’t even beat a Negro.

  11. 11
    LC Gunsniper growls and barks:

    Negro?

    Is that you, Eugene Connor?

  12. 12
    LC TerribleTroy growls and barks:

    Somebody call the Blaze and tell them their resident duke douchebag troll got out again. Isn’t it past your bedtime douchy? Big day for you tommorow at the kiss in, and while you’re there, bend over and kiss your own arse.

  13. 13
    LC hilljohnny growls and barks:

    Duke Wayne says:

    reactionaries

    isn’t that a codeword lefties use for people who aren’t dumb enough to believe their bullshit?

  14. 14
    LC Darth Scoundrel growls and barks:

    It offends me that you would use the name of a great American like John Wayne to be such an asshat. Believe me, sirrah, if the ghost of The Duke were here he would give you the thorough thrashing that you so richly deserve!

    And then you would blubber about being violated by an Ecto-American. Repeatedly. Just try not to blush and fan yourself when you do it, people might get the wrong impression.

    I don’t have a problem with BHO being half-black. I have a problem with him being all red.

  15. 15
    LC Xystus growls and barks:

    LC Darth Scoundrel:

    I don’t have a problem with BHO being half-black. I have a problem with him being all red.

    Well said. :em01:

  16. 16
    LC Ogrrre growls and barks:

    I guess I should never run for public office as a Republican, as my grade school report cards show a lot of Ds in penmanship.