Harry Dingbat Reid (and thanks a metric FUCKLOAD, Nevada! Hope you all die in a fucking fireball of genital pain!) claims that he once heard an unnamed Bain investor claim that Romney didn’t pay taxes for 10 years. In other words, that he behaved like a typical Democrat Fascist.

“He didn’t pay taxes for 10 years! Now, do I know that that’s true? Well, I’m not certain,” said Reid. “But obviously he can’t release those tax returns. How would it look?”

But obviously that didn’t stop the Ogabe Steno Pool from erupting in synchronous orgasms and report this “fact” all over the nation.

Hey, let’s perform an experiment here: We obviously don’t know that it’s true, but somebody we talked to from Nevada, somebody who wasn’t a full-on glue-sniffing retard likely to vote for Harry Reid the way most Nevadans seem to be, once told us that Harry likes to abduct pre-teen girls to his mansion and rape them to death, after which he roasts their little bodies and chows down on them while howling at the moon.

So obviously he can’t release notarized affidavits about his whereabouts on every night of his life proving that he wasn’t, indeed, munching on freshly raped little girls on a regular basis. How would that look?

Will the Ogabe Media be “reporting” on the above 24/7 starting tomorrow? We somehow doubt it. Yet they’re only “doing their job.”

Every time a journalist dies in horrid agony, the Baby Jesus smiles and shakes his rattle.

Rope. Tree. Journalist.
Some assembly required.

Thatisall.

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LC Nicki the Resident Misanthropic Bitch
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So I was sitting around with this stripper at a club called Play it Again Sam’s, and she was telling me how Harry Reid is well known around the stripper circuit. His weaknesses are young strippers and blow.. Imagine that! Now Dingy Harry will have to prove that his weakness isn’t strippers and blow!

Nate
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July 31, 2012 19:22

I heard from a guy whose brother-in-law works as a janitor at one of the big casinos in Vegas that Harry Reid is a secret partner in most of the casinos in Reno and LV; in fact, my guy’s brother-in-law says he saw on one of the documents he was supposed to shred that Reid is raking in a cool… Read more »

LC Nicki the Resident Misanthropic Bitch
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BTW – I was totally serious about the stripper. We had a wild night in Vegas in May! :em05:

LC Ogrrre - Imperial Heartless Bastard
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I started off thinking that Harry should know better. Then, I realized Harry does know better. So, for all the short bus riders in the Ogabe Steno Pool who want to run with this story (“story” in the sense of fucking lie), and for the brain dead masses who vote democrat, stop and think for a moment. I know it’ll… Read more »

LC 0311 Sir Crunchie I.M.H., K.o.E.
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LC Nicki the Resident Misanthropic Bitch says:

BTW – I was totally serious about the stripper. We had a wild night in Vegas in May! :em05:

Ahem, do tell, and please don’t spare any of the horny jacking off details.

Bitter Clinger
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Bitter Clinger
July 31, 2012 20:20

LC Ogrrre says: I started off thinking that Harry should know better. Then, I realized Harry does know better. So, for all the short bus riders in the Ogabe Steno Pool who want to run with this story (“story” in the sense of fucking lie), and for the brain dead masses who vote democrat, stop and think for a moment.… Read more »

LC Nicki the Resident Misanthropic Bitch
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LC 0311 Sir Crunchie I.M.H., K.o.E. says: LC Nicki the Resident Misanthropic Bitch says: BTW – I was totally serious about the stripper. We had a wild night in Vegas in May! Ahem, do tell, and please don’t spare any of the horny jacking off details. LC 0311 Sir Crunchie I.M.H., K.o.E. recently posted..Great Moments of Journalism Let’s just say… Read more »

Lady H
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July 31, 2012 21:11

IowaHawk is having his way with Harry Reid the (alleged) Pederast on Twitter!

Hahaha!

Lady H
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July 31, 2012 21:23

https://twitter.com/#!/search/%23HarryReidisaPederast

Oops. Accidentally dropped the hashtag here. My bad!

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LC Nicki the Resident Misanthropic Bitch @ #:
Way to many penis’ in that equation.

(Or is it penii? :em03: )

Library Czar
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July 31, 2012 21:30

His weaknesses are young strippers and blow..

Because you are female I just assumed it was young male strippers…

LC Nicki the Resident Misanthropic Bitch
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LC 0311 Sir Crunchie I.M.H., K.o.E. says: LC Nicki the Resident Misanthropic Bitch @ #: Way to many penis’ in that equation. (Or is it penii? ) LC 0311 Sir Crunchie I.M.H., K.o.E. recently posted..Great Moments of Journalism Well, technically, the penis to vaj ratio was 1/1 in that scenario. ROFL!!!!!! And for some odd reason, all the female strippers… Read more »

Orlando
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July 31, 2012 22:24

If not paying taxes was the worst thing a politician does wrong, our country would be doing pretty good. :em05:

angrywebmaster
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angrywebmaster
July 31, 2012 22:38

You do realize what they’re doing don’t you? They’re getting things set up for the “October Surprise.”

Romney will be indicted by Holder’s injustice department and arrested a week before the election. It will be tax evasion, the Bain documents thing, and anything else they can manufacture.

readerjp
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readerjp
August 1, 2012 01:39

Speaking of shoddy journalism, heeeeere’s Anderson Cooper! Anderson Cooper crosses the line Anderson Cooper closed one of five segments of his weeknight CNN show that he recently devoted to attacking principally Rep. Michele Bachmann with a genuflection toward an iconic newsman, Edward R. Murrow. He deployed against her the gauntlet Murrow threw down to Sen. Joseph McCarthy in March 1954:… Read more »

VonZorch Imperial Researcher
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VonZorch Imperial Researcher
August 1, 2012 10:55

angrywebmaster says:

Romney will be indicted by Holder’s injustice department and arrested a week before the election. It will be tax evasion, the Bain documents thing, and anything else they can manufacture.

It’s Reichsministrie of Injustice, you need to get your terms right.
Speaking of right I hope the spelling is correct, couldent find anything conclusive on that.

LC 0311 Sir Crunchie I.M.H., K.o.E.
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LC Nicki the Resident Misanthropic Bitch says: And for some odd reason, all the female strippers were interested in me! Look in the mirror. Actually, they were interested in you for two reasons beyond the obvious. Being a chick they can actually have fun hanging with you, and two after the other guys see them with a chick, the wallets… Read more »

Radical Redneck
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Radical Redneck
August 2, 2012 01:30
LC Xystus
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August 2, 2012 16:30

angrywebmaster: Romney will be indicted by Holder’s injustice department and arrested a week before the election. Which might set off a sympathy vote the Chicago Mob wasn’t counting on–and, in any event, loose the Rotties. Anyone in the administration who doesn’t go for that kind of $#|+ might prefer a mass resignation–possibly even forming a rival government, followed by a… Read more »

angrywebmaster
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angrywebmaster
August 2, 2012 17:02

I didn’t say Der Fubar and his court jester would succeed, only that they would try it.