Great Moments of Journalism

Harry Dingbat Reid (and thanks a metric FUCKLOAD, Nevada! Hope you all die in a fucking fireball of genital pain!) claims that he once heard an unnamed Bain investor claim that Romney didn’t pay taxes for 10 years. In other words, that he behaved like a typical Democrat Fascist.

“He didn’t pay taxes for 10 years! Now, do I know that that’s true? Well, I’m not certain,” said Reid. “But obviously he can’t release those tax returns. How would it look?”

But obviously that didn’t stop the Ogabe Steno Pool from erupting in synchronous orgasms and report this “fact” all over the nation.

Hey, let’s perform an experiment here: We obviously don’t know that it’s true, but somebody we talked to from Nevada, somebody who wasn’t a full-on glue-sniffing retard likely to vote for Harry Reid the way most Nevadans seem to be, once told us that Harry likes to abduct pre-teen girls to his mansion and rape them to death, after which he roasts their little bodies and chows down on them while howling at the moon.

So obviously he can’t release notarized affidavits about his whereabouts on every night of his life proving that he wasn’t, indeed, munching on freshly raped little girls on a regular basis. How would that look?

Will the Ogabe Media be “reporting” on the above 24/7 starting tomorrow? We somehow doubt it. Yet they’re only “doing their job.”

Every time a journalist dies in horrid agony, the Baby Jesus smiles and shakes his rattle.

Rope. Tree. Journalist.
Some assembly required.

Thatisall.

20 comments

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    So I was sitting around with this stripper at a club called Play it Again Sam’s, and she was telling me how Harry Reid is well known around the stripper circuit. His weaknesses are young strippers and blow.. Imagine that! Now Dingy Harry will have to prove that his weakness isn’t strippers and blow!
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    The Watcher growls and barks:

    I heard from a guy whose brother-in-law works as a janitor at one of the big casinos in Vegas that Harry Reid is a secret partner in most of the casinos in Reno and LV; in fact, my guy’s brother-in-law says he saw on one of the documents he was supposed to shred that Reid is raking in a cool nine-figures a year – and not one thin dime paid to the IRS – dontchaknow?

    :em01:

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    BTW – I was totally serious about the stripper. We had a wild night in Vegas in May! :em05:
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    LC Ogrrre growls and barks:

    I started off thinking that Harry should know better. Then, I realized Harry does know better. So, for all the short bus riders in the Ogabe Steno Pool who want to run with this story (“story” in the sense of fucking lie), and for the brain dead masses who vote democrat, stop and think for a moment. I know it’ll be hard, and will probably give you a headache when your two neurons start firing off, but stay with me here. Just because Mitt hasn’t released tax returns, doesn’t mean he didn’t file tax returns. Don’t you syphilitic whores think that Timmy Geithner’s IRS hasn’t had an entire platoon of agents going over Romney’s tax returns since he first announced he was seeking the nomination? And, don’t you think that if there was anything, anything the slightest bit off about those tax returns, the information would have been trumpeted all over ABCCBSNBCMSNBCNYTWaPoNPRPBS? Ditto for if Mitt had failed to file? Unlike Timmy and Chucky Rangel, and other tax cheats of the democrat persuasion, Mitt, if he had been a tax cheat, would not have been offered a cabinet position in the Obama administration, he would have bee prosecuted by the tax cheats in the Obama administration.
    Yer Majestyness, I’d agree with your “Rope. Tree. Journalist. Some assembly required” if and only if you don’t mean to hang them, but to tie them to the tree and left to die for the encouragement of the rest.

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    LC Nicki the Resident Misanthropic Bitch says:

    BTW – I was totally serious about the stripper. We had a wild night in Vegas in May! :em05:

    Ahem, do tell, and please don’t spare any of the horny jacking off details.
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    Bitter Clinger growls and barks:

    LC Ogrrre says:

    I started off thinking that Harry should know better. Then, I realized Harry does know better. So, for all the short bus riders in the Ogabe Steno Pool who want to run with this story (“story” in the sense of fucking lie), and for the brain dead masses who vote democrat, stop and think for a moment. I know it’ll be hard, and will probably give you a headache when your two neurons start firing off, but stay with me here. Just because Mitt hasn’t released tax returns, doesn’t mean he didn’t file tax returns. Don’t you syphilitic whores think that Timmy Geithner’s IRS hasn’t had an entire platoon of agents going over Romney’s tax returns since he first announced he was seeking the nomination? And, don’t you think that if there was anything, anything the slightest bit off about those tax returns, the information would have been trumpeted all over ABCCBSNBCMSNBCNYTWaPoNPRPBS? Ditto for if Mitt had failed to file? Unlike Timmy and Chucky Rangel, and other tax cheats of the democrat persuasion, Mitt, if he had been a tax cheat, would not have been offered a cabinet position in the Obama administration, he would have bee prosecuted by the tax cheats in the Obama administration.
    Yer Majestyness, I’d agree with your “Rope. Tree. Journalist. Some assembly required” if and only if you don’t mean to hang them, but to tie them to the tree and left to die for the encouragement of the rest.

    Spot on! Without a doubt the most realistic scenario.

    I’m no fan of Mittens (other than the fact he’s the nominee we’re left with I have absolutely no use for him) but if there were something to be found it would have been splashed across ABCCBSNBCMSNBCNYTWaPoNPRPBS Pravda West’s headlines without delay. No doubt he used the available loopholes, but who in their right mind wouldn’t? It isn’t cheating if it’s legal, and when you’re in that kind of tax bracket 1% makes a HELL of a difference.

    No, they speculate and insinuate because that’s all they have. I’d almost feel sorry for them if I didn’t detest them from the very bottom of my soul.

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    LC 0311 Sir Crunchie I.M.H., K.o.E. says:

    LC Nicki the Resident Misanthropic Bitch says:
    BTW – I was totally serious about the stripper. We had a wild night in Vegas in May!
    Ahem, do tell, and please don’t spare any of the horny jacking off details.
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    Let’s just say I was there with three male friends, and by the end of the night, I had a stripper in my lap, telling me stories about Harry Reid, my boyfriend had another stripper cuddled with him and the two other guys were on my other side. It was interesting. And apparently Harry Reid is well known in the strip club circles in Vegas.
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    Lady H growls and barks:

    IowaHawk is having his way with Harry Reid the (alleged) Pederast on Twitter!

    https://twitter.com/iowahawkblog

    Hahaha!
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    Lady H growls and barks:

    https://twitter.com/#!/search/%23HarryReidisaPederast

    Oops. Accidentally dropped the hashtag here. My bad!
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    LC Nicki the Resident Misanthropic Bitch @ #:
    Way to many penis’ in that equation.

    (Or is it penii? :em03: )
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    Library Czar growls and barks:

    His weaknesses are young strippers and blow..

    Because you are female I just assumed it was young male strippers…

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    LC 0311 Sir Crunchie I.M.H., K.o.E. says:

    LC Nicki the Resident Misanthropic Bitch @ #:
    Way to many penis’ in that equation.
    (Or is it penii? )
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    Well, technically, the penis to vaj ratio was 1/1 in that scenario. ROFL!!!!!!

    And for some odd reason, all the female strippers were interested in me!
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    Orlando growls and barks:

    If not paying taxes was the worst thing a politician does wrong, our country would be doing pretty good. :em05:

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    angrywebmaster growls and barks:

    You do realize what they’re doing don’t you? They’re getting things set up for the “October Surprise.”

    Romney will be indicted by Holder’s injustice department and arrested a week before the election. It will be tax evasion, the Bain documents thing, and anything else they can manufacture.
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    readerjp growls and barks:

    Speaking of shoddy journalism, heeeeere’s Anderson Cooper!

    Anderson Cooper crosses the line

    Anderson Cooper closed one of five segments of his weeknight CNN show that he recently devoted to attacking principally Rep. Michele Bachmann with a genuflection toward an iconic newsman, Edward R. Murrow. He deployed against her the gauntlet Murrow threw down to Sen. Joseph McCarthy in March 1954: “The line between investigating and persecuting is a [very] fine one.” If anyone has stepped over that line, however, it is Mr. Cooper himself, rather than the Minnesota congresswoman.

    Night after night during the week of July 16, the host of “Anderson Cooper 360″ failed to meet even the most basic standards of investigative journalism. The irony is that, in his ill-concealed persecution of Mrs. Bachmann, Mr. Cooper has serially engaged in precisely the practices he pillories her and others for using, by his account, to destroy the reputation of a Muslim-American woman named Huma Abedin, the deputy chief of staff to Secretary of State Hillary Rodham Clinton.

    Perhaps most distressing was the service Mr. Cooper has provided to the Islamists by promoting the meme that inquiries about specific Muslims with demonstrable ties to the Muslim Brotherhood amount to attacks on all Muslims. This plays into the victimhood mantra Islamists use to justify their jihadism undertaken ostensibly for the purpose of defending beleaguered co-religionists.

    There is a particular irony to Mr. Cooper’s campaign against those who oppose the Muslim Brotherhood. For an avowedly homosexual man, Anderson Cooper is rooting for the wrong team. If the Islamists have their way here, he will not simply be on the wrong side of the line. He’ll be toast.

    http://www.jewishworldreview.com/cols/gaffney073112.php3

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    VonZorch Imperial Researcher growls and barks:

    angrywebmaster says:

    Romney will be indicted by Holder’s injustice department and arrested a week before the election. It will be tax evasion, the Bain documents thing, and anything else they can manufacture.

    It’s Reichsministrie of Injustice, you need to get your terms right.
    Speaking of right I hope the spelling is correct, couldent find anything conclusive on that.

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    LC Nicki the Resident Misanthropic Bitch says:

    And for some odd reason, all the female strippers were interested in me!

    Look in the mirror. Actually, they were interested in you for two reasons beyond the obvious. Being a chick they can actually have fun hanging with you, and two after the other guys see them with a chick, the wallets open up.

    Or so I’ve heard anyway, not that I have any actual experience with strippers or anything. :-)
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    LC Xystus growls and barks:

    angrywebmaster:

    Romney will be indicted by Holder’s injustice department and arrested a week before the election.

    Which might set off a sympathy vote the Chicago Mob wasn’t counting on–and, in any event, loose the Rotties. Anyone in the administration who doesn’t go for that kind of $#|+ might prefer a mass resignation–possibly even forming a rival government, followed by a military coup. (Hey, I’d vote for that!) Otherwise we’ll have to work on Plan B.

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    angrywebmaster growls and barks:

    I didn’t say Der Fubar and his court jester would succeed, only that they would try it.
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