Harry Dingbat Reid (and thanks a metric FUCKLOAD, Nevada! Hope you all die in a fucking fireball of genital pain!) claims that he once heard an unnamed Bain investor claim that Romney didn’t pay taxes for 10 years. In other words, that he behaved like a typical Democrat Fascist.
“He didn’t pay taxes for 10 years! Now, do I know that that’s true? Well, I’m not certain,” said Reid. “But obviously he can’t release those tax returns. How would it look?”
But obviously that didn’t stop the Ogabe Steno Pool from erupting in synchronous orgasms and report this “fact” all over the nation.
Hey, let’s perform an experiment here: We obviously don’t know that it’s true, but somebody we talked to from Nevada, somebody who wasn’t a full-on glue-sniffing retard likely to vote for Harry Reid the way most Nevadans seem to be, once told us that Harry likes to abduct pre-teen girls to his mansion and rape them to death, after which he roasts their little bodies and chows down on them while howling at the moon.
So obviously he can’t release notarized affidavits about his whereabouts on every night of his life proving that he wasn’t, indeed, munching on freshly raped little girls on a regular basis. How would that look?
Will the Ogabe Media be “reporting” on the above 24/7 starting tomorrow? We somehow doubt it. Yet they’re only “doing their job.”
Every time a journalist dies in horrid agony, the Baby Jesus smiles and shakes his rattle.
Rope. Tree. Journalist.
Some assembly required.