Noted MENSA Member and Credentialed Journalist Smashes Girlfriend’s Computer Because She Was Flirting With Romney

After all, she had a picture of him on her Facebook feed!

That’s all the evidence you need, right there! And what about the PALESTINIANNNNNNSSSSSSSS????

Sorry. We don’t mean to compare this unfortunate loser in the gene lottery with a retard. Retards don’t deserve that kind of insult. But he might get a job as an anchor on ABC. And no, we’re not going to compare ABC anchors with retards either. For the very same reason.

Thatisall.

15 comments

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    bruce growls and barks:

    do you ever read debbie schlussel? :em01:

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    Emperor Misha I growls and barks:

    bruce says:

    do you ever read debbie schlussel?

    I used to, until the cupid stunt threatened to sue me because I disagreed with her on one little point.

    Name calling may have been involved too. Obviously she couldn’t handle that, seeing as how she wasn’t the one calling the names that one time.
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    DJ Allyn growls and barks:

    Placed 6,567,938,229th in Genetic Lottery.

    :em05:

    He placed that high? Ahead of the cockroaches and other insects?
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    Schlussel is a fruitcake of the highest order. You either agree with everything she spouts, or you’re a Muslim-humping ass monkey. She attacked Cassy Fiano because she had the gall to defend Emily Zannotti from Schlussel’s madness. Pulled up a photo of Cassy, called her a whore, etc. She’s a cunt on wheels, that one. And she looks like someone spray-painted her make up on with a power washer.

    She attacked you too, Mish? Not surprised.
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    Emperor Misha I growls and barks:

    LC Nicki the Resident Misanthropic Bitch says:

    She attacked you too, Mish? Not surprised.

    Badge of Honor, sestrichka. You’re nobody until Tits on a Chair has threatened to sue you for disagreeing with her :em05:

    You need to up your game, dorogaya moya ;)
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    Emperor Misha I says:

    You need to up your game, dorogaya moya

    Shit, I do, don’t I?

    She hasn’t tried to sue me quite yet, but I aim high! :)

    I do admit to having dated a guy who went on a couple of dates with her, though!
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    LC Sir Rurik, K.o.E. growls and barks:

    DJ Allyn says:

    Placed 6,567,938,229th in Genetic Lottery.

    He placed that high? Ahead of the cockroaches and other insects?
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    You saw his photo. Surely he must have rated a notch or two highe than the any woman who servedd as his live-in girlfriend. What kind of sense did she lack?

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    LC Sir Rurik, K.o.E. says:

    You saw his photo. Surely he must have rated a notch or two highe than the any woman who servedd as his live-in girlfriend. What kind of sense did she lack?

    His definition of “live-in girlfriend” was likely some chick he kidnapped from a bar and chained up in his basement.
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    VonZorch Imperial Researcher growls and barks:

    First thought when I saw his(its?) picture was, that’s a very badly done rubber mask.
    Defining it as human is really pushing the envelope.

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    Radical Redneck @ #:

    DUDE!!! WAY uncoool without the NSFW warning! Some of us surf at work, and could get into a lot of trouble for that shit!
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    Emperor Misha I growls and barks:

    LC Nicki the Resident Misanthropic Bitch says:

    DUDE!!! WAY uncoool without the NSFW warning! Some of us surf at work, and could get into a lot of trouble for that shit!

    Mheh, sestrichka, RR wouldn’t know what NSFW meant if you hit him repeatedly over the head with an Internet Jargon Dictionary, or at the very least he wouldn’t care. ;)

    Besides, worst that could happen if IT caught a screenshot of you looking at that would be a full psych eval. :em05:
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    Emperor Misha I says:

    Mheh, sestrichka, RR wouldn’t know what NSFW meant if you hit him repeatedly over the head with an Internet Jargon Dictionary, or at the very least he wouldn’t care

    LOL!! Fucker! :em05:

    Emperor Misha I says:

    Besides, worst that could happen if IT caught a screenshot of you looking at that would be a full psych eval.

    And that would make me lose my clearance, which would lead to unemployment, which would lead to starvation for my two adorable children, two attention-whoring cats and one large, 140 lb., hungry Saint Bernard! We wouldn’t want the Saint Bernard to starve, would we? :em06:
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    ohio right wing nut growls and barks:

    He sure is a handsome fella ain’t he?

    LC Nicki the Resident Misanthropic Bitch says:

    DUDE!!! WAY uncoool without the NSFW warning! Some of us surf at work, and could get into a lot of trouble for that shit!

    Nikki, you have been around long enough to know not to open those links until you get home. Anyone who would open a link from RAD or B.C. they have to be sadists.

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    ohio right wing nut says:

    He sure is a handsome fella ain’t he?
    LC Nicki the Resident Misanthropic Bitch says:
    DUDE!!! WAY uncoool without the NSFW warning! Some of us surf at work, and could get into a lot of trouble for that shit!
    Nikki, you have been around long enough to know not to open those links until you get home. Anyone who would open a link from RAD or B.C. they have to be sadists.

    Yeah, you’re probably right. I just couldn’t resist the temptation. You have NO IDEA how quickly I closed that shit! They have software that recognizes flesh tones or something here, and they’ve already sent nastygrams out to the whole workforce about viewing “that kind of” material. A few folks have already been relieved of duties, so to speak.

    Ugh!!! :em08:
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