In Other News: Brits Now Helping to Dispose of Iraqi WMDs that Never Existed in the First Place

Because, well, SHUT UP!

BUSH LIED, PEOPLE DIED! That’s all you need to know. Peasants!

On a related, but rarely explored (by the DNCMedia) note, we keep hearing concerns about Assad using WMDs against the rebels, concerns based on him threatening to do so himself, yet we somehow barely ever hear about anybody wondering where on Earth he got those WMDs from. It’s as if they just popped into existence caused by an Expert Level “Create WMD” spell or something.

Which reminds His Imperial Viciousness of something that a lot of us “fundamentally unserious” conservatives were harping on about years and years ago rather than just accepting the leftist memes like good “pragmatic conservatives” are supposed to do lest we be branded Visigoths or something, namely that satellite surveillance showed a strange and rather large number of convoys traveling from Iraq into Syria’s Bekaa Valley for no apparent reason during Bush’s 18 month “rush” to war against poor innocent brown people.

But we’re sure they were just delivering much needed baby formula to Damascus, something foremost on the mind of dictators just about to be invaded and having their arses right royally kicked.

After all, we all remember how Adolf Hitler, right after getting the first news of the Allies preparing what looked like a giant armada, immediately made arrangements for massive exports of strudel to his ally, Japan.

Just thinking out loud here.



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    OK, to be fair, we knew Saddam had WMD at some point, but not at the time of the invasion, and not in the quantity described by Curveball. There were some leftovers, but the IC was wrong in the assessment that Saddam had WMD at that time. What they’re removing here is leftover crap.

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    Emperor Misha I growls and barks:

    I agree with your point that what’s there right now is probably just sloppy leftovers, but I have to make one point based on what we know:

    We know he had them, he was using them after all, and we know that they didn’t seem to be around when we, after 18 months of telling him that we were going to move in and take his toys, actually rolled in to take away his toys.

    That leaves the question: Where did they go? Because it’s not likely that they just jumped through a rip to the fourth dimension and went poof.

    Unlike the leftist meme that they were never there to begin with, which is like saying, after the police has been telling me for a year and a half that they know I stole that Corvette before actually getting a search warrant and moving in to search my garage, that the fact that the Corvette wasn’t in my garage is “proof” that it was never there to begin with. And that, indeed, it never existed in the first place.

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    Emperor Misha I @ #:
    They were definitely there at one point. But from what we can gather, that program was dismantled quite a long time before we got there. My guess is they were moved out of country long before we bothered to get there. My educated guess is probably Syria.

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    Draven32 growls and barks:

    And they all conveniently ignore the enriched uranium disposal, only part of which was in the store that the UN made after the first gulf war… reported by The Guardian of all places…