In Other News: Brits Now Helping to Dispose of Iraqi WMDs that Never Existed in the First Place

Because, well, SHUT UP!

BUSH LIED, PEOPLE DIED! That’s all you need to know. Peasants!

On a related, but rarely explored (by the DNCMedia) note, we keep hearing concerns about Assad using WMDs against the rebels, concerns based on him threatening to do so himself, yet we somehow barely ever hear about anybody wondering where on Earth he got those WMDs from. It’s as if they just popped into existence caused by an Expert Level “Create WMD” spell or something.

Which reminds His Imperial Viciousness of something that a lot of us “fundamentally unserious” conservatives were harping on about years and years ago rather than just accepting the leftist memes like good “pragmatic conservatives” are supposed to do lest we be branded Visigoths or something, namely that satellite surveillance showed a strange and rather large number of convoys traveling from Iraq into Syria’s Bekaa Valley for no apparent reason during Bush’s 18 month “rush” to war against poor innocent brown people.

But we’re sure they were just delivering much needed baby formula to Damascus, something foremost on the mind of dictators just about to be invaded and having their arses right royally kicked.

After all, we all remember how Adolf Hitler, right after getting the first news of the Allies preparing what looked like a giant armada, immediately made arrangements for massive exports of strudel to his ally, Japan.

Just thinking out loud here.

Thatisall.

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LC Nicki the Resident Misanthropic Bitch
LC Nicki the Resident Misanthropic Bitch

OK, to be fair, we knew Saddam had WMD at some point, but not at the time of the invasion, and not in the quantity described by Curveball. There were some leftovers, but the IC was wrong in the assessment that Saddam had WMD at that time. What they’re removing here is leftover crap.

LC Nicki the Resident Misanthropic Bitch
LC Nicki the Resident Misanthropic Bitch

Emperor Misha I @ #:
They were definitely there at one point. But from what we can gather, that program was dismantled quite a long time before we got there. My guess is they were moved out of country long before we bothered to get there. My educated guess is probably Syria.

Draven32
Draven32

And they all conveniently ignore the enriched uranium disposal, only part of which was in the store that the UN made after the first gulf war… reported by The Guardian of all places…