There, Problem Fixed

Apparently discussing the meaning of the Constitution and/or changing it is all the rage these days, so His Imperial Majesty decided to see if any of it all had merit.

Now, since His Imperial Majesty much reveres our Empire’s Constitution, he decided that the best way to start with a proposal for amending it would be to dig it out and use it as a foundation. Keep the good, out with the bad and all that. So we started with the Bill of Rights.

“I. Congress shall make no law…”

And it struck us: There, that’s IT! That’s all we need. Five words, end of story, problem fixed. We can level DC, plow it down with salt and pave it over for use as a parking lot.

No more Porkulus, no more OgabeCare, no more RINOs “losing more slowly” while still moving us in the exact same direction as the Democrat Socialists, no more Louisiana Purchases and Cornhusker Kickbacks, no more ballooning deficits.

Five words.

That’s all we need.

Pure genius. But, then again, there’s a reason we’re the Emperor.

Thatisall.

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emily_nelson
emily_nelson

oh yes you’ve hit the nail on the head!

LC hilljohnny
LC hilljohnny

today Nancy passed the gavel to the new speaker of the house link . i was surprised (and more than a little disappointed) they did not have to prise it from her cold, dead hands.

LC Gunsniper
LC Gunsniper

Works for me. :em69:

LC R6
LC R6

no more Louisiana Purchases

Even as easily intimidated as the fwench are I don’t believe even THEY could be strong armed into taking back this piece of land shined down upon by the beautifius obamassiah.

LC Cheapshot911, Dept. of Redneck Tech, Imperial Photographer, K.o.E.
LC Cheapshot911, Dept. of Redneck Tech, Imperial Photographer, K.o.E.

Now THAT is adapting to the opposition’s strategy,, five aces,, we win.!
Sun Tzuh would spew in delight!

Nate
Nate

We can level DC, plow it down with salt and pave it over for use as a parking lot.

Alternate idea: plant it with trees and shrubs; that’ll mollify the eco-kooks.

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Perfect

VonZorch Imperial Researcher
VonZorch Imperial Researcher

Hmm, it does have possibilities.

LC Cheapshot911, Dept. of Redneck Tech, Imperial Photographer, K.o.E.
LC Cheapshot911, Dept. of Redneck Tech, Imperial Photographer, K.o.E.