If We Owned a Bar

Posted by Emperor Misha I on July 18, 2012

We’d have urinals like these in the men’s room (thanks to Tallulah, LC and GLOR for the inspiration):

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  1. 1
    Special Ed growls and barks:
    July 18, 2012 at 01:13

    I’d be chugging beer and Mt. Dew so fast it’d make his head spin!

    Foist!!

  2. 2
    LC Xystus growls and barks:
    July 18, 2012 at 02:30

    As the ol’ satirical tune goes (almost): Right in Der Fubar’s Face. :em01:

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    angrywebmaster growls and barks:
    July 18, 2012 at 05:02

    lots of Coffee, black, no sugar. I don’t want to do anything to “sweeten” him up. :em07:
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    DarthBane growls and barks:
    July 18, 2012 at 06:34

    That’d be the highlight of my night.

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    Lady H growls and barks:
    July 18, 2012 at 07:51

    Hey, remember you didn’t build that bar either! :em07:

    P.S.: IowaHawk is going to town with this on Twitter; his tweets are HILARIOUS!

    Example:

    Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: It didn’t. Government made the road happen.
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    LC cmblake6, Imperial Black Ops Technician growls and barks:
    July 18, 2012 at 11:12

    Wouldn’t happen to relate to the Navy removing urinals fro the next generation of Aircraft Carriers would it? :em03:
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    Mark12A growls and barks:
    July 18, 2012 at 11:36

    Having his mouth open in front of my crank would freak me out. Probably dry me up.

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    Secondmouse growls and barks:
    July 18, 2012 at 17:36

    This might actually finally get me to drink as much water as my wife says I need to drink each day.

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    Lady H growls and barks:
    July 18, 2012 at 18:55

    You know, for my fellow believers in G-d, I can imagine O telling even Him “You didn’t create this world. (Government did.)”
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    LC Gunsniper growls and barks:
    July 18, 2012 at 19:14

    I’d be too tempted to drop a deuce in that urinal.

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    Duke Wayne growls and barks:
    July 18, 2012 at 19:49

    Cute. Now what about those tax returns?

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    Library Czar growls and barks:
    July 18, 2012 at 21:43

    what about these idiot

    10. State senate papers.
    9. Academic transcripts.
    8. Book proposal.
    7. Medical records.
    6. Small-dollar donors.
    5. The Khalidi tape.
    4. The real White House guest list.
    3. Countless FOIA requests.
    2. Health reform negotiations.
    1. Fast and Furious documents.

    No one cares about some stupid tax returns except leftist morons trying to obfuscate the issues.

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    Duke Wayne growls and barks:
    July 18, 2012 at 22:22

    Library Czar says:

    what about these idiot
    10. State senate papers.
    9. Academic transcripts.
    8. Book proposal.
    7. Medical records.
    6. Small-dollar donors.
    5. The Khalidi tape.
    4. The real White House guest list.
    3. Countless FOIA requests.
    2. Health reform negotiations.
    1. Fast and Furious documents.
    No one cares about some stupid tax returns except leftist morons trying to obfuscate the issues.

    You mean like those leftist morons at National Review:

    http://www.nationalreview.com/articles/309738/release-returns-editors

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    LC Gunsniper growls and barks:
    July 19, 2012 at 12:23

    Now what about those tax returns?

    As soon as Harry Reid and the Donk Senate passes a budget. :em05: :em07:

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    Duke Wayne growls and barks:
    July 19, 2012 at 13:14

    LC Gunsniper says:

    Now what about those tax returns?
    As soon as Harry Reid and the Donk Senate passes a budget.

    What is it about Reactionaries and false equivalencies?

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    Emperor Misha I growls and barks:
    July 19, 2012 at 15:26

    Duke Wayne says:

    What is it about Reactionaries and false equivalencies?

    Want a better one? How about “as soon as Idi Amin Ogabe releases his college records?” Why are they a national secret more jealously guarded than the identities of our foreign agents and the nature of our foreign special operations, the details of which Der Fubar leaks like a blown up dike whenever he feels the need to spike a football.

    Personally, I would like to see a future where every candidate for any sort of office, regardless of political affiliation, would have to disclose every bloody fucking last thing about their past in order to even be allowed to run. Why are the requirements for being allowed to run for president less than the requirements for applying for a concealed handgun license?

    But I completely refuse to accept the liberal double standards regarding disclosures. Either nobody has to, or everybody has to.
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    LC Gunsniper growls and barks:
    July 19, 2012 at 16:38

    What is it about Reactionaries and false equivalencies?

    What is it about dimwitted, troglodyte trolls that believe they deserve a serious answer?

    You need more fruit in your diet. Have another raspberry. :em07:

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    Darth Venomous growls and barks:
    July 19, 2012 at 19:24

    What is it about Reactionaries and false equivalencies?

    What is it about Ronulan jackwagons and their whiny little Paultardian snivelings?

    Oh, and speaking of, Duchess – you do realize that your honeyboy Dr. Dumbass failed again to qualify for so much as a nomination, right?

    So how’s it feel being completely irrelavant, munchkin? :em05:

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    Tallulah growls and barks:
    July 20, 2012 at 01:44

    The fact that Hussein has managed to coerce/brainwash/scare the shit out of EVERYONE to keep ALL the people who have come into contact with these embargoed documents

    is

    extremely

    sinister.

    Think about it: NOT ONE PERSON HAS BROKEN THE OMERTA.

    What the fuck are they saying to all these people? Who are the enforcers???

    Seriously, people, think of what it would take to make sure that not one person, anywhere, of any political bent, would say ONE WORD about Hussein’s records. Why are there no leaks????
    I’ve been reading the book It Didn’t Start with Watergate, an expose of the Dims filthy and criminal tricks through the decades before the 70s: you don’t know all the skulduggery the Kennedy boys got up to, for instance. There was some stuff in there that surprised me, and I’ve long detested them. Most shocking is the complete lack of regard for the United States’ law and the Constitution that FDR, Kennedy, and Johnson exhibited on a daily basis. (Author, Victor Lasky)

    Hussein is only the latest, and most destructive, of that ilk. But the lawlessness and the plutocratic attitude have been in place for a LONG time.

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    LC LOBO growls and barks:
    July 20, 2012 at 02:07

    LC Gunsniper @ #:
    And pigs will fly whilst whistling “Dixie”.

    And another one. Why is it that these ugly as hell leftist twats scream “Get out of my uterus, you evil rethuglikklan.”, while telling me that I need to pay for their birth control ?? :em03:

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    Radical Redneck growls and barks:
    July 20, 2012 at 11:04

    And now a word from the reliably insane. And stupid. And ignorant. And vile…

    A wingnut kills 14 in a Colorado movie theater……and you know what that means! It means Glenn Beck & Rush Limbaugh are to blame. Yes, that’s right: THEY’RE TO BLAME. Both of those assholes with a national microphone are causing the reich wing armed militias in America to go off the deep end. When will these two be arrested for terrorizing the nation!!!

    *SPIT!* :em04:

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    LC Grammar Czar, G.L.O.R. growls and barks:
    July 20, 2012 at 15:26

    Unfortunately, for KayInsane, it’s looking more and more like the shooter was an OWSie. Oops.