Angela the Cunt Corey Takes Abuse of Office to New Low

You remember her, right? The malodorous muff who grinned like she just remembered the one time she had sex in her life (name of the farm animal involved withheld to protect the innocent critter) when she brought up George Zimmerman on charges of murder based on the evidence of… The evidence of absolutely no evidence at all.

She was rumored to be so pleased with herself at the time that she soaked up a dozen Maxi Pads before the press conference ended. After all, she’d scored a big win in her demented, bovine brain: she’d gotten her very own show trial and she was going to make a name for herself, by Jove!

Until her initial high wore off and she realized that she was going to be laughed out of every courtroom in the nation if she ever dared show her face in one. That’s when the daft cow got ugly, and we’re not talking about her looks. The less said about that, the better. First she tried to pressure Zimmerman into copping a plea by harassing his wife, trying to bring her up on perjury charges as laughably inept as her murder charges against Zimmerman. That didn’t quite work out for the vile bitch.

So what else but to up the ante by having irrelevant (to the case) testimony about alleged sexual abuse on the part of Zimmerman released? This alleged abuse took place when Zimmerman was a kid, mind you, and therefore has absolutely zero relevance and will never, ever be admitted in a court room presided over by a judge with more brains than an overcooked egg. But that wasn’t her point at all. It was, obviously, to further let Zimmerman know that if he doesn’t save the stinking, corrupt, vicious beast of a “prosecutor” from herself by copping a plea before she can be laughed out of a courtroom, she’ll continue ruining his life from one end to the other by abusing every power she has and whatever powers she has to make up along the way.

Oh, and she’s busy poisoning the mind of the future jurors against him too, of course, just in case he insists on not jumping in to save Angela Torquemada Corey’s hopefully very short career.

What we’re left wondering is why the fuck, fuck, fucketi-fuck hasn’t somebody taken the rutting whore outside and given her a good lashing yet?

Perhaps Florida is just sick and tired of North Carolina being the national laughingstock and textbook example of justice done horribly, horribly wrong. If that’s the case, we congratulate you. By allowing that cuntbag to carry on her malpractice in full public view you’re practically already there. She’s currently making Mike fucking Nifong look like a towering monument to jurisprudence. Enjoy your new rep as the most bass-ackwards, primitive judicial backwater outside of pre-war Kabul, because you will have richly earned and, more importantly, deserved it.

And if you’re currently thinking “yeah, but those allegations sure sound like that Zimmerman is one disgusting son of a bitch, don’t they”, we’d like for you to take a deep breath and think of a couple of things:

1) Relevance. Just what, exactly, do any of the allegations have to do with the circumstances surrounding Zimmerman’s murder show trial? Sure, we know it’s hard, but there is such a thing as keeping things separate.

2) For the thought above to even make sense, you have to assume that the allegations are true. In which case you have to ask yourself if the witness has brought charges and, if not, why not? Because if those allegations are true, then charges should most definitely be brought. Oh, and did we mention relevance? Yes, yes we did.

3) You’re doing exactly what that howling harridan cuntsore wants you to do.

This show trial has been called a “witch hunt.” It is His Imperial Majesty’s learned and informed opinion that, if it is, Florida is hunting the wrong witch. Also, we think that we ought to be less metaphorical about it. As in “actual stake and actual kindling” and, in addition, “why use an effigy when you’ve got the real article at your disposal?”

Thatisall.

15 comments

  1. 1
    Slightly to the right of Gingis Khan growls and barks:

    and will never, ever be admitted in a court room presided over by a judge with more brains than an overcooked egg.

    Let’s hope they can find a judge with two active brain cells. I hate to be the guy with the conspiracy theory……… but damn it all…… I’m starting to think the fix is in.

  2. 2
    Bones growls and barks:

    Gingis, I am afraid that you might be right. If the fix wasn’t already in from Dick Holders (In)justice department pushing this, Zimmerman would have never been charged. Odds the FBI report that shows no evidence of prejudice or malice on Z’s part get magically changed to say the opposite?

  3. 3
    LC Darth Scoundrel growls and barks:

    She should probably take a minute to see how things worked out for ol’ Mike…
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  4. 4
    BigDogg growls and barks:

    We’re down to the 4th box, period. We can still play around with the other 3, but deep down we all know where that will get us.

  5. 5
    IgnatiusHood growls and barks:

    I think the DA is doing a full court press becuase she feels like there will be riots if this guy walks. Reason #1 Bold and Underlined as to why active court cases and ongoing investigations should be under wraps until after the work is done, the judgement, and punishment are rendered.

    This bitch wants him to cop to a plea deal so he does time to avoid the shit storm of angst whipped up by Big Al and every other dickhead who opined on the situation with incomplete knowledge. I hope Zimmerman forces them to take this shit all the way. When they can’t find him guilty he needs to unload in a punitive lawsuit that will make Heaven shake. This bitch has ruined his life to placate the mob.

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    Mark12A growls and barks:

    And there’s always “prosecutorial misconduct.” It’s valid in Florida, and will ruin Angela’s whole day.

    But it’s pretty clear she wants him to plead out to something. Remember the bullshit “perjury” charges against his wife? How’d that turn out?

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    bruce growls and barks:

    it would be nice if she did a rachel corey the paleosiamian activator who laid down in front of an :em05: israel bulldozer and became rachel pancake. :em05:

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    FrankOK growls and barks:

    bruce says:

    it would be nice if she did a rachel corey the paleosiamian activator who laid down in front of an israel bulldozer and became rachel pancake.

    :em01: :em05: :em07:
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  9. 9
    FreeCanuck growls and barks:

    IgnatiusHood @ #:

    I admit this is one thing that the Canadian legal system generally gets right, besides our “loser pays” tort system. Because the details of evidence and other sensitive info are kept under wraps, Canadian juries don’t have to be sequestered and have their whole lives disrupted. We still have our share of idiot judges, dickhead prosecutors and some freedom of speech issues with the media, but they’re not a group I especially cry for anyway.

  10. 10

    I hope this is already viral. This inane insanity must be exposed.
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    sablegsd growls and barks:

    I love it when you talk like this.

  12. 12
    LC Roguetek growls and barks:

    I wonder how much she cost?

  13. 13
    Emperor Misha I growls and barks:

    sablegsd says:

    I love it when you talk like this.

    Thanks. I try to keep in shape.

    LC Roguetek says:

    I wonder how much she cost?

    Too much. And that’s even if she’s giving it away.
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    Al_in_Cornwall growls and barks:

    I have to agree with FreeCanuck on this one. In Canada neither the judge nor the Crown Prosecutor (aka the crown) is elected and has no reason to pander to a voting bloc or the press whatsoever. I doubt that any honest citizen even knows the name of the crown or the judge for their district. Also a judge may issue a ‘gag order’ which lasts until the trial in order to keep the jury pool unbiased. Gag orders are very rare.

    As to the Zimmerman trial, I hope he stands his ground. He is in no way guilty of anything. When someone is pounding your head into the sidewalk you have a natural right to use violent force in self defense.

    Regarding the theory that Zimmerman has to be found guilty to prevent a race riot, I have a question. If it is better that one hundred guilty men go free than condemning one innocent man, how would it be just or moral to convict one innocent man to save whoever may possibly be assaulted or murdered in the violence afterward?

    Here is something that might come in useful – the wording of the Riot Act in Canada.

    Her Majesty the Queen charges and commands all persons being assembled immediately to disperse and peaceably to depart to their habitations or to their lawful business on the pain of being guilty of an offence for which, on conviction, they may be sentenced to imprisonment for life. God Save the Queen.

    The most recent reading was during Vancouver’s Stanley Cup Riot in June 2011. (Insert stereotypical Canadian hockey joke here)

    What’s the Florida version of the Riot Act – “You better get moving before I start shooting”?

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    Mattexian growls and barks:

    Al_in_Cornwall says:

    Regarding the theory that Zimmerman has to be found guilty to prevent a race riot, I have a question. If it is better that one hundred guilty men go free than condemning one innocent man, how would it be just or moral to convict one innocent man to save whoever may possibly be assaulted or murdered in the violence afterward?

    The cynical bastid in me thinks that there’s gonna be riots one way or another; they’ll protest if he gets set free, they’ll celebrate if he’s convicted, just like pro sports cities after the big game.