Obama bin Laden

As His Imperial Majesty was standing around at the fuel pump and pondering the fact that King Narcissus’ disastrous sabotage of the U.S. economy has driven gas prices up by about a buck a gallon just over the last few months, we started pondering about damages to our economy in general and, among various kicks we’d taken, what was the worst prior punch to the gut we could think of?

Well, 9/11 came to mind. So we started Googling around to see if anybody had rung up the numbers and, near as we could tell, the most pessimistic number we could find was about $639 billion. Which is a chunk of change, that’s for damn sure (and we’re not talking about the emotional cost here, we don’t really think you can put a price on that).

It used to be a chunk of change anyway.

Then 11/4/08 came around and all that we got as a result of that date, a number that we still haven’t finished tallying up, and all of a sudden $639 billion looks like chump change.

So congrats, Hussein Obama. You’re now the most successful anti-American terrorist in our history.

We guess that you finally DO have an actual achievement to your name.

Thatisall.

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Farmor, LC, GLOR and Imperial Mother
Farmor, LC, GLOR and Imperial Mother
March 1, 2011 04:12

Nothing to say – just wanted jo be FIRST – YES. :em69: :em03:

LC PrimEviL
LC PrimEviL
March 1, 2011 04:52

Fucking thieving piratical socialist shitstain.
Can we mount bayonets yet?
Oh, and ersten.

LC PrimEviL
LC PrimEviL
March 1, 2011 04:54

Dammit. Why didn’t Farmor’s post show up when I accessed the thread?

Farmor, LC, GLOR and Imperial Mother
Farmor, LC, GLOR and Imperial Mother
March 1, 2011 07:16

Sorry LC Prim – but I AM the Emperors Mother you know. I’v got the right.

:em69:

Patrick
Patrick
March 1, 2011 09:18

tisk tisk tisk….

dasbow
dasbow
March 1, 2011 10:39

Farmor says:

Sorry LC Prim – but I AM the Emperors Mother you know. I’v got the right.

Wait a minute? Misha’s Mom posts here? I don’t know if that’s really cool or really, really sad.

LC Sir Clambake, Imperial Black Ops Technician, K.o.E.
LC Sir Clambake, Imperial Black Ops Technician, K.o.E.
March 1, 2011 11:29

Response to dasbow @ 6: It is stone awesome! There are family of mine that I wish would read mine. The Emperor speaks genius, as do the lower members of the court.

Farmor, LC, GLOR and Imperial Mother
Farmor, LC, GLOR and Imperial Mother
March 1, 2011 11:39

To dasbow
Gonna know, what’s going on over there – RIGHT? :em96:

bruce
bruce
March 1, 2011 12:02

do you remember when he said he was going to cause fuel prices to sky rocket, now all you ass clowns who voted for bongo remember that at the pump or when you look at your thermostat.i still say bongo would look good in an orange jump suit strapped to old sparky.

DarthBane
DarthBane
March 1, 2011 16:15

In case you saw the story about the Oblabla Admin finally getting around to issuing a new drilling permit: IT’S NOT FOR A NEW WELL. http://michellemalkin.com/2011/03/01/one-measly-deepwater-drilling-permit-hoo-freaking-rah/ Here’s the thing, though – this isn’t a permit for a new project. The permit issued to Noble was for a bypass of an obstruction in a well they’d already drilled before the Deepwater… Read more »

VonZorch Imperial Researcher
VonZorch Imperial Researcher
March 1, 2011 16:29

Response to bruce @:
He would that, but I prefer shoving him into the chamber of one of the 16 inchers, with a full charge and see how far he flies. Ought to be a considerable distance given that it throws a 2700 lb shell near 23 miles.

bruce
bruce
March 1, 2011 17:16

bongo would achieve orbit if fired from a 16″ gun.

Jack O' Spades
Jack O' Spades
March 1, 2011 17:52

LC PrimEviL says:

Can we mount bayonets yet?

While I am all for fixing bayonets, I’m not to keen on mounting one. I’ll mount a horse, a motorcycle, a tank, or an armored personnel carrier, but a bayonet seems a tad uncomfortable.

LC Gunsniper
LC Gunsniper
March 1, 2011 18:18

I’d like to see jugears mounted to a bayonet.

Lizard, G.L.O.R.
Lizard, G.L.O.R.
March 1, 2011 18:58

My friend was complaining about how much it cost to fill her tank. I reminder her what candidate Obama said, and followed it up with “didn’t you and your husband vote for him?” They were caught up in the whole Hope and Change crap and well the fact that he was part black. But they made up for it in… Read more »

The Lone Haranguer
The Lone Haranguer
March 1, 2011 19:25

OK, not defending pResident Zero :em38: , but gas has not (yet) hit the $4+ mark that it did in 2008. This is not to say that he and his ilk wouldn’t like to see Eurotrash-style taxation on motor fuels, but they are just smart enough to know this will never fly.

Lizard, G.L.O.R.
Lizard, G.L.O.R.
March 1, 2011 19:49

The Lone Haranguer says: OK, not defending pResident Zero , but gas has not (yet) hit the $4+ mark that it did in 2008. This is not to say that he and his ilk wouldn’t like to see Eurotrash-style taxation on motor fuels, but they are just smart enough to know this will never fly. Do not want to contradict… Read more »

lc purple raider
lc purple raider
March 1, 2011 20:24

Well, it seems some country, or some “cough George Soros cough” one was the cause, or helped the cause along. The report identifies three key stages in this possible economic attack: The first phase was a speculative run-up in oil prices that generated as much as $2 trillion of excess wealth for oil-producing nations, filling the coffers of Sovereign Wealth… Read more »

March 1, 2011 20:49

It has hit four bucks a gallon here for regular in silicon valley at a gas station a mile from here. But out of town I paid three eighty-nine for mid grade. Kalifornia, home of the highest damn gas prices…. :em12:

DarthBane
DarthBane
March 2, 2011 05:36

Just hit $3.28 a gallon here, up from 3.09 a week ago. Since gas and car maintenance are the biggest expenses of my newspaper delivery job, this really sucks, but I’m aware other places have it much worse.

March 2, 2011 07:30

Response to Eric T. @:

but a bayonet seems a tad uncomfortable.

Not if your Barney Frwank or Plugs Pelosi

LC Cheapshot911, Dept. of Redneck Tech, Imperial Photographer, K.o.E.
LC Cheapshot911, Dept. of Redneck Tech, Imperial Photographer, K.o.E.
March 2, 2011 09:54

‘Don’t need any bayonet’s,
Look what damage a little prick from a pointy FACT will do!
No point in waisting premium ammo and equipment when open discussion, pure logic and math is their worst enemy.

March 2, 2011 11:37

Obongo meets Friday

“My names Friday…I carry a badge”

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Khkjq7drGsM&feature=player_embedded

:em69: :em01: :em99:

LC MuscleDaddy
LC MuscleDaddy
March 2, 2011 11:49

OT, but I had to put this up…

1st Amendment protects military funeral protesters

Yeah, fine – but an individual person can’t deprive someone of their Civil Rights, only a governmental or corporate organization can do that.

Let the beat-downs begin.

– MD

Jaybear, Colonel of Imperial Ancient Artillery
Jaybear, Colonel of Imperial Ancient Artillery
March 2, 2011 12:52

LC MuscleDaddy says: OT, but I had to put this up… 1st Amendment protects military funeral protesters Yeah, fine – but an individual person can’t deprive someone of their Civil Rights, only a governmental or corporate organization can do that. Let the beat-downs begin. well, that in-breeding demon phelps can’t live forever, I say the PGR and us other patriots… Read more »

LC Cheapshot911, Dept. of Redneck Tech, Imperial Photographer, K.o.E.
LC Cheapshot911, Dept. of Redneck Tech, Imperial Photographer, K.o.E.
March 2, 2011 13:10

I’d be ever so proud to bring the beer.Jaybear. :em04:
We ALL have the right to express ourselves, no constitutional limits on how many gallon it takes.

Trace Adkins covered this point very thoroughly. Stick around for the monologue at the end.

Virago
Virago
March 2, 2011 14:41

In two days 87 grade went from $3.69 to $3.89, and premium is $3.99 (I’m betting it will be $4.00+ on the weekend) in Santa Cruz. And as far as Obongo goes, this comes to mind… “In every stage of these Oppressions We have Petitioned for Redress in the most humble terms: Our repeated Petitions have been answered only by… Read more »

Lizard, G.L.O.R.
Lizard, G.L.O.R.
March 2, 2011 17:47

Jaybear, Colonel of Imperial Ancient Artillery says: LC MuscleDaddy says: OT, but I had to put this up… 1st Amendment protects military funeral protesters Yeah, fine – but an individual person can’t deprive someone of their Civil Rights, only a governmental or corporate organization can do that. Let the beat-downs begin. well, that in-breeding demon phelps can’t live forever, I… Read more »

Lizard, G.L.O.R.
Lizard, G.L.O.R.
March 2, 2011 17:57

Here is another link where Trace Adkins states very clearly about the First Ammendment http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eeVrzrmgitQ&feature=related

I love his statement, I’ve been to jail before I’m not scared to go back.

Elephant Man
Elephant Man
March 2, 2011 18:35

Response to Lizard, G.L.O.R. @:

He got it exactly right.

Thanks for the link! 😀

Jaybear, Colonel of Imperial Ancient Artillery
Jaybear, Colonel of Imperial Ancient Artillery
March 2, 2011 18:58

Lizard, G.L.O.R. says:

Yep I’m just that much of a bitch PATRIOT that I would want to party and loudly at that while they were trying to have a moment of silence and reflection.

fixed it for you my good friend, and I would party right beside you…..once I finished pissing on the casket (hopefully it would be open)

Elephant Man
Elephant Man
March 2, 2011 19:28

Yep I’m just that much of a bitch PATRIOT that I would want to party and loudly at that while they were trying to have a moment of silence and reflection.

I’ll bring the tequila!

LC Cheapshot911, Dept. of Redneck Tech, Imperial Photographer, K.o.E.
LC Cheapshot911, Dept. of Redneck Tech, Imperial Photographer, K.o.E.
March 2, 2011 19:40

Elephant Man says:

I’ll bring the tequila!

Ok,, I’ll bring the beer, an’ a couple o’ fire extinguishers.. check.

LC Sir Intellectual Conservative 5th Columnist
LC Sir Intellectual Conservative 5th Columnist
March 2, 2011 19:45

Misha .. heres one thats off topic … but its an example of the logical conclusion of the welfare state Link Now, one might ask, why is this so? Back in the day, people were expected to be more self reliant as well all know – but now with a Federal, State or local program for just about everything –… Read more »

LC hilljohnny
LC hilljohnny
March 2, 2011 22:13

since we’re talking about gas prices, whats up with THIS!?!

LC Ogrrre - Imperial Heartless Bastard
LC Ogrrre - Imperial Heartless Bastard
March 3, 2011 17:06

bongo would achieve orbit if fired from a 16? gun Sorry, but the laws of physics do not support that statement. If you’ve not seen it, during the annual Punkin Chunkin’ contest, many of the pumpkins “pie” or burst if the initial impetus is too high. If Ear Leader were in the chamber of a 16″ gun with a full… Read more »

bruce
bruce
March 4, 2011 15:25

i though that some of his particles might make it to the ozone layer.for the tail gate party i will bring a large bottle of piss for the grave site.as for that thing that cooked her baby i think she just reverted to type and was making barbecue.