Alright, Still…

Head of Professional Women’s Empowerment Group Accused of… Sexually Harassing The Women Who Work For Her

We’ll let you cherish the layers upon layers of irony here, because we sure are doing the same.

That out of the way, there being a picture attached of the harasser in question shoving a female coworker’s face into her ta-tas, we have to be perfectly honest here because, well, we don’t like dishonesty and we particularly loathe the Internet habits of mom’s-basement-dwelling unlovable trolls declaring that “they’d never touch that” when, in reality, they’d be positively ecstatic with joy if they could, just once, look for more than three seconds at an actual woman without ending up with a restraining order on their arses.

Here’s a picture of one of them, if you don’t know of one already:

“I wouldn’t touch that ugly bitch with somebody else’s dong”

What we’re trying to say is that, had we not already been happily hitched, had we still been back in our roaming days, we wouldn’t have minded terribly much having our face shoved into that particular bosom. Of course, back then we weren’t exactly known for being overly critical but, still, it’s not like the lady in question is in any way fugly and… Ta-tas!

But back to the main issue here, which is the usual double standards so emblematic to liberal arsetardiness. If standards are good, surely double standards are twice as good!

And yes, we coined that phrase. We know this because it didn’t exist over here until we translated it from the original Danish, so don’t give us any shit and remember: Must Credit Emperor Misha I if you use it, which you’re more than welcome to do. Actually you don’t have to. You can’t get much more famous (or infamous) than being the Emperor of All of the Universe after all, just don’t credit it to anybody else if you choose to credit at all.

Thatisall.

19 comments

  1. 1
    rickl growls and barks:

    Funnily enough, I just came here directly from that thread.

  2. 2

    Price of hair color must be up,, ‘didn’t have enough left to do his beard..

  3. 3

    Aaaaaaaaand, I’ve vomited in my mouth! Thanks much, bro!

  4. 4
    Emperor Misha I growls and barks:

    LC Nicki the Resident Misanthropic Bitch says:

    Aaaaaaaaand, I’ve vomited in my mouth! Thanks much, bro!

    I aim to please, setrichka moya. Muahahahah!

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    Bitter Clinger growls and barks:

    Ah the good ol’ double standard. Where would we be without it? No NAACP or NOW. Voter intimidation would be prosecuted, no matter the race involved. Fathers would give their daughters high fives for tappin’ that ass :em05:

    BTW tell Jabba to put on a shirt, my monitor is vomiting.

  6. 6

    We need that “vomiting” emoticon back.

  7. 7
    LC Darth Scoundrel growls and barks:

    I’d just like to know how my picture keeps ending up on the interwebz… :em05:

  8. 8
    LC Ogrrre growls and barks:

    Scoudrel, this month’s hush money check bounced … AGAIN!!!! :em01:

  9. 9
    LC Light29ID growls and barks:

    Cougar. That’s all I’m gonna say. Cougar.

  10. 10
    L.C. Mope growls and barks:

    The only thing missing is…………. wait for it…….

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    MOOSEKNUCKLE!!!!

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    LC Spare Parts growls and barks:

    B C is that you?

  12. 12

    Just had to check out the pic of the ta-ta’s in question, and I have to say that not only would I hit it (and quite well I might add), I think I did once in my stripper mongering days. :em01:

  13. 13

    Oh man, I just looked at the pic of one of her “disempowered” accusers.

    ” rel=”nofollow”>Eeeeeww!!! Lay off the collagen darlin’, nobody want’s you to suck their cock anyway.

  14. 14

    L.C. Mope says:

    MOOSEKNUCKLE!!!!

    See the photo I just linked Mope.

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    LC Light29ID growls and barks:

    LC 0311 Sir Crunchie I.M.H., K.o.E. @ #:

    Crunch, we’re Jarheads. We’d hit a rattlesnake if someone held it’s head…

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    L.C. Mope growls and barks:

    Da Crunchster reports:

    See the photo I just linked Mope.

    Dayum, Crunch, that broad has a Face-knuckle.

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    LC Light29ID says:

    LC 0311 Sir Crunchie I.M.H., K.o.E. @ #:
    Crunch, we’re Jarheads. We’d hit a rattlesnake if someone held it’s head…

    Well, yeah, but…..still.

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    L.C. Mope says:

    Da Crunchster reports:
    See the photo I just linked Mope.
    Dayum, Crunch, that broad has a Face-knuckle.

    L.C. Mope recently posted..The Case for War

    The more I look at her, the center of her lips look just like the ol’ brown starfish too. A virtual trifecta of ugly.
    I’d still hit it though, just not with much enthusiasm.