RINO Fuckwit Lamar Alexander Upset that His Taking Bribes Was Noticed

Tennessee Republican Sen. Lamar Alexander is attacking a newspaper in his state for criticizing his vote to help President Barack Obama’s Environmental Protection Agency implement what the paper considers an economically devastating regulation.

On June 20 Alexander was one of five GOP senators who voted to allow the EPA to implement Utility Maximum Achievable Control Technology regulations, which will force coal energy plants to install giant scrubber-like materials inside smokestacks to capture and cleanse carbon particles.

Causing energy prices, to use the words of Lamar’s fuckfriend Ogabe, “to necessarily skyrocket.”

Let’s not forget that five Democrat Socialists joined the Republicans to strike it down.

But Lamar “Cheap Whore” Alexander is now all butt-hurt that a paper pointed out that he got a sweet $200,000 worth of ads in return for fucking Americans up the arse.

Alexander’s vote prompted a local newspaper in Tennessee – the Chattanooga Times Free Press – to look into the situation. The paper found that shortly after Alexander’s vote in favor of the EPA regulation, a liberal environmentalist organization – the Environmental Defense Fund – launched a $200,000 ad campaign to thank Alexander for his vote.

We suspect that the cheap trick Lamar Alexander is mainly upset that it was revealed that he could be bought for a mere $200,000. Hard to do business as a corrupt sack of bribe-taking shit if your potential customers already know how little it takes for you to rent out your puckered starfish, isn’t it?

So Tennessee: Are you just naturally retarded sending that meth whore back to Congress again and again, or did it take years of training to achieve your current level of ignorance?



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    JakeTheSnake growls and barks:

    I moved to Nashville 17 years ago from Dallas. And yes, the people here are naturally retarded. I’m amazed that it is still a red state with the rampant stupidity I see here.

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    JakeTheSnake growls and barks:

    And FOIST!!!

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    Fa Cube Itches growls and barks:

    Bribes!?! Bribes?!? You forget yourself, sir. Those payments are his just due as an elite and ruler of our society. Tribute, sir, is never a bribe.

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    Emperor Misha I growls and barks:

    Fa Cube Itches says:

    You forget yourself, sir. Those payments are his just due as an elite and ruler of our society. Tribute, sir, is never a bribe.

    I do understand your point, but I must beg to differ.

    Tribute and bribes are not the same thing. Tributes, as well I should know, being an Emperor and all, are general contributions given in hopes that the tributee won’t rape you up the Khyber Pass with a rusty jackhammer just because he’s feeling particularly bored that day. Nothing wrong with that. Bribes, on the other hand, are payments for specific services offered, payments only made good on if the service in question is, indeed offered.

    Of course, and you would be quite right to point this out, neither changes the obvious fact that Lamar Alexander is a disease-ridden man-whore of the most pitiable kind who oughta be put out of his own obvious misery.

    I mean, seriously? $200K to fuck his own state and, indeed, the entire nation up the poop chute with a chainsaw? There’s cheap and then there’s “Lamar Alexander cheap”.

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    JakeTheSnake @ # 1: You are aware of the accusations of inbreeding, yes?
    Fa Cube Itches @ # 3: That’s some political tap-dancing there for sure!
    Emperor Misha I @ # 4: :em05:

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    LC CiSSnarl5.7 Chariot Builder growls and barks:

    So Tennessee: Are you just naturally retarded sending that meth whore back to Congress again and again, or did it take years of training to achieve your current level of ignorance?

    If I may try to defend my beloved TN – Not everyone in the state can be painted with the same brush. It’s almost as if there in fact, are two versions of TN. Not sure I can write this in any coherent manner – I just flew in from the sand pit – a 27 hour marathon trip so I’m jet lagged like a son of a bitch and to add insult to injury; there’s a half empty bottle of Jack Single Barrel on the bar this morning – it wasn’t opened when I got here – ouch – so be patient with my rambling.

    Alexander is held with contempt in most of the rural areas – but the urban centers will keep his worthless asscrack in his seat. Bascially what I am trying to say is here in TN it’s a smaller version of The larger US symptoms we see every day with the states vs DC.

    By that I mean a majority of “fly over country” depsises the goings on in DC and the political whore class that runs the place – yet our views are generally not held in the same regard as the costal areas or “blue” states – see LA, NYC, Baltimore, Richmond, Seattle etc etc.

    Likewise, RINO Sr. Ballsack Washer / Senator Bob Corker is also pressing his boundrys with many in the Eastern side of the state.

    It’s simply not enough however, we’re vastly outnumbered and once you cross the time zone into Nashville and head west, you start runing into the fact that the Urban areas love these two lack wits even tho they’ve time and time again shafted the entire eastern side of the state for “favors” with the Green Nazis. Basically these two; They’ve thrown the entire Eastern part of the state aka as “appalchia / coal country” under the bus not just this time but multiple times in the past. There’s just not enough votes out here in Eastern TN for them to worry much about it.

    Most folks out here in North Eastern TN look to Memphis and Nashville and even smaller cities like Knoxville and Chattanooga with a mix of horror, confusion, and then anger. As in “What? They did WHAT? What in the Blue Fuck are these morons doing”?!?

    I think the term I’m looking for is ‘disenfranchised’. Bascially it boils down to Yes we can vote – we can vote till our little fingers bleed, a lot of folks I know even go so far as to go third party – ie the constituion party candidates, or just abstain entirely but it’s a moot point, the urban hell holes like Memphis via wieght of numbers rule TN’s politcal landscape.

    On a somewhat argumentitive note to further defend TN – We do have Marsha Blackburn who’s proven to be a pretty good conservative and At least If you go back to the 2008 election, Obama didn’t even come close to winning TN and he most likely won’t this time either. Hence the liberals disdain for the state and our “RACIST- REDNECK -MOUTHBREATHER – INBRED – YOKEL – WHITE TRASH -HILLBILLY !! and other Terms of endearment that the DNC and liberals love to hurl at TN. So at least there’s that little beam of sunshine on the National political stage. *shrugs*

    And on that salvo – I’m off on a quest – the search of the holy asprin and a bloody mary. :em05:

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    LC Spare Parts growls and barks:

    We had the same prob with Jackoff Danforth. The year he decided to quit he cosponsored the Assault Weapons Ban. My memory is by no means short. Romney and Alexander are exactly alike. Our only chance is keeping the House and taking the Senate. If we can get rid of Clair and Cruz wins in Texas we might staunch the cultural rot enough to keep the ground we live on. Attaining the cultural primacy necessary to regain all of Our Freedom will not happen in our life time. So many have been brain washed about the sacred environment and believe all the F***ing Disney movies are gospel that reversing any leftist policies are impossible short of total economic collapse. My f***ing sewer bill will double this month because of the F***ing EPA. A bounty on E-cocksuckers would solve this problem. :em08: :em08: :em08: