And… It’s you ungrateful proles, of course, failing to properly appreciate his awesomeness.
But, of course, our Ear Leader is not above some introspection and freely admits that the fault might be at least somewhat his own.
“the mistake of my first term – couple of years – was thinking that this job was just about getting the policy right. And that’s important. But the nature of this office is also to tell a story to the American people
…and he recognizes that he might not have been as good in the story-telling department as he ought. But don’t fret, subjects of the Glorious Socialist Utopia of Next Tuesday™, he vows that he’ll be telling you some truly magnificent whoppers of stories in his second term, and all will be well!
Aren’t we lucky to have such a humble, devoted Fubar to read goodnight stories to us?
We truly are not worthy.
Say, is it November yet?