Comrade Petukh Finally Discovers What’s Wrong With the Economy
And… It’s you ungrateful proles, of course, failing to properly appreciate his awesomeness.
But, of course, our Ear Leader is not above some introspection and freely admits that the fault might be at least somewhat his own.
“the mistake of my first term – couple of years – was thinking that this job was just about getting the policy right. And that’s important. But the nature of this office is also to tell a story to the American people
…and he recognizes that he might not have been as good in the story-telling department as he ought. But don’t fret, subjects of the Glorious Socialist Utopia of Next Tuesday™, he vows that he’ll be telling you some truly magnificent whoppers of stories in his second term, and all will be well!
Aren’t we lucky to have such a humble, devoted Fubar to read goodnight stories to us?
We truly are not worthy.
/Sarc.
Say, is it November yet?
Thatisall.
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LC & IB RightWingRocker recently posted..Inspired
Sadly, I doubt the American people have the resolve to remove this idiot or his Republican moron “opponent” from the public eye.
It’s time to clean house.
RWR
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LC & IB RightWingRocker recently posted..Inspired
LC & IB RightWingRocker says:
Oh where art thou tree of liberty? I seek thee that I might refresh thee with a little liberal watering
We haven’t dropped his stupid ass, yet? Can we reschedule November a little earlier this year just to move the process along a litte?
You know, he could just stop right there. Period. Full stop.
Were I running against him, I’d find it hard to not lift that as a video clip for a commercial, and then fade to a shot of a bumper sticker: One Big-Ass Mistake, America.
Uncontrollable hysterical laughing can be a health hazard. Quotes like these from Der Fubar must be read with great care.
Bambi, you ignorant slut! There are a lot of us out here who remember the world before MTV. Your brilliant policies have been tried time and time again throughout history, and they’ve failed EACH AND EVERY TIME! Perhaps if you had been studying in school, instead of smoking dope, you would have seen that socialism, as good as it sounds, has never worked, and will never work. It didn’t work for the Soviet Union. It’s not working for North Korea. Nor does it work when tried in a more limited form such as in (the formerly) Great Britain. Entomologist E. O. Wilson said of Marxism, “Great theory, wrong species.” Your world view works well for ants and bees. It doesn’t work for shit for humans. And, only the totally ignorant or doped out asswipes such as yourself can’t seem to figure that out.