No, His Imperial Majesty is not turning into a RomneyBot, but credit where credit is due, and showing up at an NAACP convention to give a speech is, at the very least, inspired. If, of course, it’s not a blatant pandermonium, which this appearance surely wasn’t. Criticizing OgabeTaxCare in front of the NAACP?

The DNC Media is, of course, spiking the football furiously over the fact that Mittens got booed at that point but, seriously, what the fuck did anyone expect?

Any idiot can show up at an event and say whatever he knows the audience wants to hear, as a matter of fact 99.9999% of politicians never do anything else, but showing up to present something that you know is going to be unpopular? Well played.

And what the DNC Media helpfully doesn’t “waste” any time on covering is the fact that it wasn’t all booing. His defense of marriage brought applause, his presenting the undeniable fact that the OgabeDepression has hit blacks worse than any other group went over rather well, and there were other moments too.

And what does Ogabe do? He sends Joe the Clownshoe Choo Choo Biden because His Ogabeness really can’t be arsed to show up himself, hobnobbing with the darkies that he treats for granted while he’s busy playing golf or sucking up to paler than pale whitey Hollyweirdos with fat bank accounts. Face it, black America, he’s just not that into you, as if you needed any further proof. You’re not rich enough and, besides, it’s not like Marse Barrack doesn’t already own you from the tip of your toes to your heads, at least in his own mind.

We’d be at least mildly pissed off if we were the NAACP. And by “mildly pissed off” we mean “burning red hot with the fury of a thousand suns.”

Nicely played, Mittens. The Man of the People™, the black Messiah, sends a surrogate and the Honky Millionaire Who Just Doesn’t Care™ comes in person to state his case.

Anybody who really, honestly believes that Mittens showing up was a “misstep” needs to seriously shut the fuck up and never again speak where adults are assembled.

Oh, and bonus detail: The media now won’t shut up talking about his appearance which, we believe, is called “free coverage.” Thanks, you wonderfully retarded twats. Really. Thanks.

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Elephant Man
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Elephant Man
July 12, 2012 01:55

It’s my understanding that Romney got a pretty healthy ovation at the end of his speech which of course the “unbiased media” is taking great pains not to mention. When the Obamazombies start churning out the inevitable “Romney’s a racist!” ads, The Romney team ought to respond with ads prominently featuring the ovations he received from the NAACP. It would… Read more »

LC Gunsniper
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LC Gunsniper
July 12, 2012 05:19

So far Willard is making all the right moves. I must say I’m impressed so far. If he keeps up the good work I may just go ahead and vote for him without guzzling down a bottle of Glenfiddich first.

angrywebmaster
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July 12, 2012 05:39

I think he should have closed with the following: “The NAACP was a fine organization that for decades worked to end racism and discrimination against people of recent African decent. By the mid to late 1970’s something happened to this organization. It changed. Why was this? Basically they became an organization without a mission. Today most people do NOT consider… Read more »

VAconservative
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VAconservative
July 12, 2012 05:39

LC Gunsniper @ #:

Save the good Glenfiddich for the celebration AFTER the votes are counted.

And it was rather interesting to count the number of times on the CNN page that “Romeny booed” showed up and never once a mention that overall he was not just ‘well received’ but got a STANDING O at the end.

dasbow
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dasbow
July 12, 2012 08:49

It would have been good if Mittens could explain to the NAALCP how damaging the Great Society/War on Poverty has been to America’s black population, and just why self reliance is so important to them as a whole. The subtle racism which says “we know it’s too hard for you, let us take care of you” has led to so… Read more »

LC Gregory
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LC Gregory
July 12, 2012 08:52

O My Emperor, Here’s where I really give Mittens credit. He is out there TRYING to win this thing. I live and work here in the DC area (please don’t hate me), trying to advance the conservative cause. In 2008 I saw the same thing I saw in 1996 – conservative and GOP activists trying harder to put McCain and… Read more »

Mark12A
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Mark12A
July 12, 2012 09:29

LC Gunsniper says: So far Willard is making all the right moves. I must say I’m impressed so far. If he keeps up the good work I may just go ahead and vote for him without guzzling down a bottle of Glenfiddich first. Glenfiddich is to be enjoyed, not guzzled like some sort of barbarian. Just don’t mix it with… Read more »

BigDogg - Imperial Thread Killer (ITK)
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BigDogg - Imperial Thread Killer (ITK)
July 12, 2012 11:35

I guess I’m just too damn cynical to drink some Kool-aid yet (and, no, that was not intended to be a pun but worked out to be one rather nicely). I waiting for the other shoe to drop … for Romney to pick someone like Christie or Daniels or Pawlenty, Heaven forbid, Condoleeza Rice as his VP. It will be… Read more »

Igor, Imperial Booby
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Igor, Imperial Booby
July 12, 2012 13:43

BigDogg, Alan West.

And if not for Veep, then Secretary of the Armed Forces – he’d be a D**N site better than the feeble excuse we have now!

rickn8or
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rickn8or
July 12, 2012 18:02

Of course Teh Won didn’t show up; they’re requiring two forms of ID to get in there to hear Holder say that having to show ID to vote is the equivalent of a poll tax or a literacy test.

VAconservative
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VAconservative
July 13, 2012 05:39

As one pointed out to me yesterday, Romney won’t win the majority of the black vote. My response is that the NAACP appearance will win a few and anything less than the 95% last time is a step in the right direction. What it also may do is have a whole lot of those who will NEVER vote for an… Read more »