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Posted by LC Light29ID - The Imperial Asshole on July 7, 2012

I pray this is Photoshopped

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  1. 1
    Fa Cube Itches growls and barks:
    July 8, 2012 at 00:09

    Dave Navarro and Terrence Howard had a kid?

  2. 2
    Emperor Misha I growls and barks:
    July 8, 2012 at 00:25

    Arrghhhh!!! My EYES!!!! :em06:
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    LC Nicki the Resident Misanthropic Bitch growls and barks:
    July 8, 2012 at 00:31

    What the fuckin FUCK is that shit???????????????????????????????? Holy screaming dog in a tutu!!!!

    FUUUUUCK!
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    LC Draco growls and barks:
    July 8, 2012 at 00:54

    WTF?!?!???!!

    Someone HAD to be bored and had plenty of time on their hands. Photoshop for the win…AGAIN!!!

    :em06:
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    Rutho growls and barks:
    July 8, 2012 at 06:19

    I can’t wait to see the faces when he gets posted to one of those sandy places :em05:

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    LC Ogrrre growls and barks:
    July 8, 2012 at 08:18

    I don’t know for sure what it is, but I suspect it is an in your face, sarcastic, “is this what you really want?” bitch slap to King Putt and the rest of the sissy Mary’s who were happy with the repeal of Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell.

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    Secondmouse growls and barks:
    July 8, 2012 at 09:41

    Looks like we have a volunteer to walk point.

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    LC Roguetek growls and barks:
    July 8, 2012 at 09:43

    Eh, I’m prolly gonna catch shit for this, but my only real interest ‘how well does he soldier?’ If he can shoot-move-communicate to my standard, I dont care if he cat-walks the entry singing ‘it’s raining men’ so long as his shots are on target, and he keeps his sector clear.

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    LC Darth Scoundrel growls and barks:
    July 8, 2012 at 10:10

    Dammit, the Ordies put their shirts in the wrong bags again! (let’s see how many airdale squids we have here)
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    LC Light29ID growls and barks:
    July 8, 2012 at 10:29

    LC Roguetek @ #:

    he keeps his sector clear

    Oh I’m sure he will…the enemy will either be running away in horror gouging out their eyes or, if they’re Muzzis, asking him for a late night rendezvous in a quiet cave with candles and some Barry White to set the mood to discuss a cease-fire.

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    LC Light29ID growls and barks:
    July 8, 2012 at 10:31

    LC Nicki the Resident Misanthropic Bitch @ #:

    Your new OIC :)

  12. 12
    The Irish Dragoness growls and barks:
    July 8, 2012 at 10:31

    AHHHHHHH! What has been seen cannot be unseen! :em06:

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    LC Nicki the Resident Misanthropic Bitch growls and barks:
    July 8, 2012 at 11:43

    LC Ogrrre says:

    I don’t know for sure what it is, but I suspect it is an in your face, sarcastic, “is this what you really want?” bitch slap to King Putt and the rest of the sissy Mary’s who were happy with the repeal of Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell.

    I’m perfectly thrilled with the repeal of DADT. If you’d like to call me a “Sissy Mary” to my face, I’d appreciate the opportunity to do an on the spot correction.

    :em01:
    LC Roguetek says:

    Eh, I’m prolly gonna catch shit for this, but my only real interest ‘how well does he soldier?’ If he can shoot-move-communicate to my standard, I dont care if he cat-walks the entry singing ‘it’s raining men’ so long as his shots are on target, and he keeps his sector clear.

    Well, dude. I agree with you. But his uniform is horribly out of regs, yo!

    LC Light29ID says:

    LC Nicki the Resident Misanthropic Bitch @ #:
    Your new OIC

    FUCKER!!! LMAO!
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    LC Gladiator growls and barks:
    July 8, 2012 at 12:44

    Obama Administration Calls Pro-Lifers Terrorists Again |

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    http://fb.me/1a2OA2WT0

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    FrankOK growls and barks:
    July 8, 2012 at 13:22

    I don’t see what the fuss is about – he looks like a faery fine fellow to me. :em07:

    @Nicki: Texting while high – the modern “Dave’s not here”? :em05: Good one!
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    Lady H growls and barks:
    July 8, 2012 at 15:41

    Obama Administration Calls Pro-Lifers Terrorists Again |

    So deranged.
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    Emperor Misha I growls and barks:
    July 8, 2012 at 16:48

    LC Roguetek says:

    Eh, I’m prolly gonna catch shit for this, but my only real interest ‘how well does he soldier?’ If he can shoot-move-communicate to my standard, I dont care if he cat-walks the entry singing ‘it’s raining men’ so long as his shots are on target, and he keeps his sector clear.

    Roger that, Rogue, same here, but I somehow don’t think he’ll be much use on point in THAT camo pattern :em06:

    Then again, perhaps “hysterical laughter” IS an actual weapon? ;)
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    LC Nicki the Resident Misanthropic Bitch growls and barks:
    July 8, 2012 at 17:43

    FrankOK @ #:
    Dude, almost wish it were me! LMAO

    :em05:
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    David Block growls and barks:
    July 8, 2012 at 18:34

    Where is the Boric Acid or the eye bleach???? :em06:

    Oh the HUMANITY…

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    LC Spare Parts growls and barks:
    July 8, 2012 at 19:07

    So what happens when this officer uses its rank for purposes other than what the government intends? The government intends for it to use it exactly for that purpose. Bend over Privates. And you Will like it. That’s an order. Your life is as a bitch at the Big Lavender 1. I Don’t find this amusing. The DoD is promoting perverts instead of Men.
    To all who want to become soldiers: Find an experienced Veteran who has been deployed and pay him to train you.

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    LC Nicki the Resident Misanthropic Bitch growls and barks:
    July 8, 2012 at 20:26

    LC Spare Parts says:

    So what happens when this officer uses its rank for purposes other than what the government intends? The government intends for it to use it exactly for that purpose. Bend over Privates. And you Will like it. That’s an order. Your life is as a bitch at the Big Lavender 1. I Don’t find this amusing. The DoD is promoting perverts instead of Men.
    To all who want to become soldiers: Find an experienced Veteran who has been deployed and pay him to train you.

    1) That’s not a real Colonel. I figured you could tell by the lack of name tape, the apparent age, and the GODDAMN PINK ACU! You think the DoD promoted this guy?
    2) Are you claiming there aren’t straight officers taking advantage of inexperienced privates? Really?

    Give. Me. A. Fucking. Break.
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    Lady H growls and barks:
    July 8, 2012 at 20:43

    I wish I could still get away with wearing pink frosted eye shadow. Too old for it now. :(
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    FrankOK growls and barks:
    July 8, 2012 at 21:51

    LC Darth Scoundrel says:

    Dammit, the Ordies put their shirts in the wrong bags again! (let’s see how many airdale squids we have here)

    One, anyway – :em05:

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    Alan K. Henderson growls and barks:
    July 8, 2012 at 23:42

    I’m in Special Ops and I’m okay
    I sleep all night and I fight all day…

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    Draven32 growls and barks:
    July 9, 2012 at 01:04

    also: that uniform has been ironed… huuuuuuge nono with ACUs.

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    Cricket growls and barks:
    July 9, 2012 at 08:35

    Drop earrings with digitized camo? Is he mad?

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    FrankOK growls and barks:
    July 9, 2012 at 12:29

    Cricket says:

    Drop earrings with digitized camo? Is he mad?

    :em05:
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    Southern Libertarian growls and barks:
    July 9, 2012 at 12:35

    That Soldier needs to shave, he’s out of regulations. :em05:

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    Southern Libertarian growls and barks:
    July 9, 2012 at 12:36

    Those ear rings aren’t authorized either. :em05:

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    LC Spare Parts growls and barks:
    July 9, 2012 at 12:38

    LC Nicki the Resident Misanthropic Bitch @ #:My point is that the services are now under Their control. If liberalism is not defeated, they will become of the type Churchill spoke of as Secretary of the Admiralty. “The Royal Navy can be summed up in three words: rum, sodomy, and the lash.”

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    LC Nicki the Resident Misanthropic Bitch growls and barks:
    July 9, 2012 at 12:54

    LC Spare Parts @ #:

    I’m not sure I’m following you here. THEIR control? Who is this “THEM?” Nothing has changed in our armed forces except the ability of gays to serve openly. It’s not like there are more gays in positions of power in the military now than there were before DADT was repealed. THEY have always served. THEY were deployed with me. THEY put their lives on the line like any Soldier. So I’m not sure what THEY you’re referring to.

    Can you be more specific please?

    Tx
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    LC Light29ID growls and barks:
    July 9, 2012 at 14:04

    LC Spare Parts @ #:

    Well, for three centuries Rule, Britannia! sailed unchallenged upon the seas which ensured that “The sun never sets on the British Empire” was not an empty boast. Maybe they had something going with rum, sodomy and the lash…

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    Bitter Clinger growls and barks:
    July 9, 2012 at 17:57

    I didn’t know that there was a solidier Barbie…Er Ken…Er… WHAT THE HIGH HOLY FUCK IS THAT?! :em05:

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    LC Nicki the Resident Misanthropic Bitch growls and barks:
    July 9, 2012 at 18:37

    LC Light29ID says:

    LC Spare Parts @ #:
    Well, for three centuries Rule, Britannia! sailed unchallenged upon the seas which ensured that “The sun never sets on the British Empire” was not an empty boast. Maybe they had something going with rum, sodomy and the lash…

    You mah dawg, yo!
    :em05:

    And no, short redheaded chicks should NEVER say that, so consider that my one and only foray into ghetto talk!
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    LC Cheapshot911, Dept. of Redneck Tech growls and barks:
    July 9, 2012 at 20:43

    ‘Not too sure if I want to imagine the terrain that’s supposed to blend with.
    (Soo glad I can’t smell the perfume)

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    LC Mike in Chi growls and barks:
    July 9, 2012 at 22:27

    LC Cheapshot911, Dept. of Redneck Tech says:

    ‘Not too sure if I want to imagine the terrain that’s supposed to blend with.
    (Soo glad I can’t smell the perfume)

    A vat of bologna?

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    readerjp growls and barks:
    July 10, 2012 at 01:03

    Maid of honor at Barney Frank’s wedding?

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    LC MaxMomFL growls and barks:
    July 11, 2012 at 15:25

    Well, the beret IS darling.
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