OK, Yes, But Do We Have to Take Him Back?

Random thought for the day.

Chief Ogabe Dong Slurper John Roberts hightailed it out of town after his creative bit of declaring something simultaneously “A” and “NOT A” to go to Malta for July the 4th. He even joked about how it seemed to be the right thing to do, it being an “impregnable island fortress” and all. Haha, Benedict Roberts. The millions of Americans who might soon find themselves at the end of 9 month waiting lines for an MRI thanks to your craven cowardice and urge to be loved by the likes of Ed Schultz are laughing their arses off at your spectacular wit, you lying, deceiving, self-serving, narcissist traitor.

Tough audience, huh? You have no idea, you nithing, you have no idea… But we do. Also, look up what happens to nithings. You might find it — educational.

But that wasn’t our random thought, just an observation.

No, we just thought that perhaps it really was the most appropriate place for Benedict Roberts to spend the birthday of our nation, as in “anywhere in the world that isn’t our nation.”

We’d ask the Maltese to please keep him if it wasn’t for the fact that Malta really is a nice island with a proud and honorable history, none of which adjectives really fit John-Boy Obama Roberts, that utter waste of the human genome. He’d have surrendered to the Axis before they’d even had time to plot the first bombing raid against the island. In case you’re curious, the Axis threw about 3,000 raids against Malta over two years back then, yet the Maltese stayed strong and refused to cave.

All it took to make Benedict Linguini Spine Roberts throw out the Constitution and surrender was a few threats from the Stuttering Clusterfuck of a Miserable Failure, Ogabe, and his cabana boys in the media.

So no, Malta really doesn’t deserve to have her honor stained by even the temporary presence of that worthless, nutless traitor shit.

But do we have to allow him back into the country? Surely we can divert the flight to some place more in line with his particular version of “jurisprudence?” Like, perhaps, Cuba?

No, too close. We’ll have the slime mold cock-chancre paddling his way to Florida in minutes. Rhodesia? Saudi Arabia? Antarctica?

Anywhere but here, is all we can say.

Thatisall.

21 comments

  1. 1
    Duke Wayne growls and barks:

    Boy I’ve enjoyed reading your posts since the Roberts’ decision came down. The bitching and the whining and the pissing and the moaning surpasses your best work. :em08:

    How long before I see an “Impeach John Roberts” billboard?

  2. 2
    Emperor Misha I growls and barks:

    Duke Wayne @ #:

    You have a point, right? What, pray tell, is it?
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  3. 3
    LC Sir Rurik, K.o.E. growls and barks:

    If Roberts, the Supreme Court Justice impersonator, does not come back, how can we fit him with his ceremonial garb of tarry chicken feathers and the matching festive hempen cravat?

  4. 4
    sleeper growls and barks:

    Malta has been around the block a few times…

  5. 5
    Orion growls and barks:

    I still have yet to find anyone who can tell me, nor opinion written by various law professors, nor commenter exactly WHAT limits are now upon the Federal Government. The only one I’ve heard is ‘Well, it’s notoriously difficult to enact a tax.’

    Anyone? ARE there any limits? There sure don’t seem to be.

    Orion

  6. 6
    LC TerribleTroy growls and barks:

    Puke jayne is somehow under the dellusion that people in the world are interested in whether or not it is enjoying itself. News flash sparky, no one gives a shit about you, your “feelings” or any other aspect of your existence.

  7. 7
    Darth Venomous growls and barks:

    You have a point, right? What, pray tell, is it?

    Y’gotta be kidding, Sire.

    The Duchess of Lowest Paultardia, have anything resembling a point?

    Other than what’s on top of his head, that is?

  8. 8
    Duke Wayne growls and barks:

    “You have a point, right? What, pray tell, is it?”

    That I enjoy reading you bitching and whining and pissing and moaning.

  9. 9
    Duke Wayne growls and barks:

    LC TerribleTroy says:

    News flash sparky, no one gives a shit about you, your “feelings” or any other aspect of your existence.

    Your wife seemed interested in how I felt the other night.

  10. 10
    LC LOBO growls and barks:

    Duke Wayne says:

    LC TerribleTroy says:

    News flash sparky, no one gives a shit about you, your “feelings” or any other aspect of your existence.

    Your wife seemed interested in how I felt the other night.

    Oh. Shit. The stupid is strong with this one.

  11. 11
    LC LOBO growls and barks:

    Emperor Misha I @ #:
    Rhodesia?

    No Sire. They fought with honor against the commies. Until they were forced to concede defeat. Then another beautiful freedom loving country was fucked up by the scum.

  12. 12
    LCBrendan growls and barks:

    He should go to Malta. The Knights of the Venerable Order of St John might teach him a thing or three about service and honour.

    Right?

    Nnnnnnnaaaaaaaaaaa…………. :em02:

  13. 13
    LC TerribleTroy growls and barks:

    Ah….what a lovely juvenile retort. What’s next? The proverbial “yo momma” reference? Like I wrote earlier this year, you’re waaaay out of your league here lil boy. But please, continue to entertain us with your teeny booper “wit.”

  14. 14
    Duke Wayne growls and barks:

    LC TerribleTroy @ #:

    She also said that you liked dressing up in woman’s clothes but her real problem with you is that you never washed your ass. And of course the fact that you’re not very bright with no money.

  15. 15
    LC TerribleTroy growls and barks:

    So you spent the night with a women and all you did was talk….makes sense to me.

    PROJECTION , Thy King is Puke Jayne.

    Is that the best you can do? You have got to be the lamest troll I’ve ever seen. Really, after 20 yrs on the web, you are the absolute weakest lil creature I can remember. On the plus side, (for you) there is no where to go but up.

    Whats next in your bag of tricks? Cmon you sick little puppy show us your best

  16. 16

    LC TerribleTroy says:

    Whats next in your bag of tricks? Cmon you sick little puppy show us your best

    I’m betting on poopy jokes.
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  17. 17
    Mark12A growls and barks:

    Duke Wayne is one of those douchebags who revels in the anonymity of the internet.

    Anything I say on this page I will say to your face. Libtards are such cowardly little shit stains they need to be insulated by layers of the ether.

  18. 18
    Duke Wayne growls and barks:

    Mark12A @ #:

    The last time I visited you to say something to your face, your mother said you were down in the basement playing on your computer and left a message not to be disturbed.

  19. 19
    Fa Cube Itches growls and barks:

    Have any of the folks on the Right who *swore* Roberts was gonna just destroy the Obamessiah for giving the Court shit during the State of the Union address figured out that they were kinda wrong yet?

  20. 20
    Fa Cube Itches growls and barks:

    Orion @ #:

    “I still have yet to find anyone who can tell me, nor opinion written by various law professors, nor commenter exactly WHAT limits are now upon the Federal Government. The only one I’ve heard is ‘Well, it’s notoriously difficult to enact a tax.’

    Anyone? ARE there any limits? There sure don’t seem to be.”

    They are limited only by their imagination.

  21. 21
    Darth Venomous growls and barks:

    The last time I visited you to say something to your face, your mother said you were down in the basement playing on your computer and left a message not to be disturbed.

    (yawn)

    Hell, Um Yeah was better than this.

    Give it up, chump. You’ve shown yourself to be nothing but some 15-year-old or so hiding out in mommy’s basement. You’re not even a good troll. You obviously need more training.