Dog Bites Man, Film at Eleven

In the category of “News that, in a word, aren’t“, we learn that Anderson Cooper has come out of the closet.

Presumably because he doesn’t want to be the last person in the world to call him gay.

Thatisall.

10 comments

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    Gosh! Really? Never, the dash you say! :em05:
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    Alan K. Henderson growls and barks:

    He didn’t come out of the closet. The closet got bored with him and kicked him out.

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    LC Subotai Bahadur, Lord Pao An growls and barks:

    Yes, he was in the closet. But the closet had a screen door.

    On a more relevant note [for I was metaphorically calling him something for his political beliefs and statements that he is now acknowledging as part of his lifestyle]; I do believe it was Anderson Cooper who first started applying the term “Teabaggers” to members of the TEA Party. He claimed innocence of knowledge of what the term means in the gay subculture when he pro forma “apologized”. He appears to be a lying sack, and it is documented out of his own mouth.

    LC Subotai Bahadur, Lord Pao An

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    LC R6 growls and barks:

    You know that article said he is one of 6 cable news anchors to be openly gay. Although I’ve heard the name anderson cooper, I’ve never even heard the names of the other five.

    Isn’t that interesting.

    I don’t watch gay anchors.
    :em03:

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    Big effing deal. As I said earlier, if the homosexuals are looking for normalcy and equality, the last thing they need to be doing is prancing out of the closet, acting like they’re the second coming. (no pun intended there…)

    You know when we will have all reached equality? When people stop treating homosexuality as a big deal. And that won’t happen until the media stops having a collective orgasm every damn time a celebrity comes out of the closet.

    I don’t give a flying rat’s fuck whom you diddle at night, as long as it’s not a kid, a helpless animal or a paraplegic duct taped to a cork board. Whom you love is your business. Whether you’re a decent journalist is mine.

    This is going into the “who gives a fuck?” file.
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    LC FX Phillips growls and barks:

    Actually I didn’t know nor suspect AC was DC nor do I particularly care. It doesn’t make him any less the apologist for the advancing fascist state.

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    LC Sir Rurik, K.o.E. growls and barks:

    LC Nicki the Resident Misanthropic Bitch @ #5:
    Nicki, Catch 22. You have to treat him special to prove you’re treating him equal.
    Now as far as I’m concerned, if he really wants to prove he’s gay, he should be able to go and fuck himself. And since he invented and popularized the witticism “teabagging”, I think it would be only just – social justice, if his tea bag were to be dipped in boiling water for three minutes. :em05: If he wishes, I would let him keep his teabag attached to his tea stirrer.

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    harvey growls and barks:

    Does anyone gives a rat’s ass about Anderson Cooper’s Pooper? He’s been fluffing and spreading his ass for BHO and the libs for so long, I’d guess he’s pretty sloppy and shopworn by now. How about we shove a Virginia baked ham up there with some poligrip and pull the bone out?

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    LC Gregory growls and barks:

    It does take a great deal of courage for noted homersexual Anderson Cooper to come out of the closet and admit that he is a “journalist” and a part of this “CNN” thing nobody watches.

    :em07: