How to Win Friends and Influence People

It has been a recurring theme throughout the Douchebag-in-Chief’s reign of error that he really, really likes to pick fights with people way over his weight class, presumably to make himself so unpopular with them that they’ll have no choice but to support him… No, it doesn’t make any sense to us either.

But now he’s picking fights with people who already hate his guts. Has he run out of groups that don’t already get the warm and fuzzies just thinking about him dipped in tar and rolled in feathers?

The Obama administration on Friday threatened to veto a defense appropriations bill in part because it does not include higher health care fees for members of the military.

Because L-rd knows our military is already rolling in dough from their unreasonably high salaries, not to mention the joy of having the best healthcare plan in the world, if not the UNIVERSE! Let’s charge them MORE for it!

We’ve said it before, and here it goes again: Every single time we think he has done something to disgustingly vile that there is no way the jugeared wanker can out-douche himself, he proves us wrong.

We may have to shut the entire nation down for a couple of weeks starting January 21, 2013, just to get past the celebrations in the streets.

Thatisall.

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  1. 1
    Just Another Random Nut growls and barks:

    Does he seriously want the military to turn against him?

    Great idea. Let’s encourage this sort of asstardery. Maybe it’s time to push your average Idol-loving nincompoop over the brink.

    :em01:

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    angrywebmaster growls and barks:

    Someone should remind Der Fubar that the Romans understood that the FIRST thing you did was pay the Legions. I think a few Caesars found out what happens when they didn’t.
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    Just Another Random Nut growls and barks:

    angrywebmaster @ #:

    Der Fubar. I love it.
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    angrywebmaster growls and barks:

    I can’t claim credit. I got it from “His Royal Imperial Highness, Emperor Misha I the Great!” :em05:
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    Just Another Random Nut growls and barks:

    angrywebmaster @ #4:

    Now see? That’s what I get when I don’t visit here for a while. I for one am convinced that it doesn’t matter whether they say they’re on the Left or the Right, all the bastards need to bounce across the National Mall parking lot.

    Preferably across Independence Avenue, right where this weekend’s storm blew all the portapotties. :em01:
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    angrywebmaster growls and barks:

    Just Another Random Nut @ #:

    Now see? That’s what I get when I don’t visit here for a while.

    Let that be a lesson to you. Next time the “All Powerful and Most Unmerciful Emperor Misha I” might sic the Imperial torturer on you. :em06:

    In other news, I just posted my call for the Impeachment of the Roberts 5 and my reasons for it.
    :em08:
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    Mark12A growls and barks:

    Yep. I pay $460 per year for TriCare Prime. My primary care clinic is shared with the Medicaid and welfare patient crowd, so we know there aren’t any concierge physicians on THAT block. I don’t often see a “real” doctor, but on the up side, the care I’ve gotten has been excellent, if a bit slow. But Il Douche wants to increase that fee by about 500%, based on the amount of retired pay. Sure, I can probably afford it, but thirty years ago when I signed on for the first time, the promise was “free health care for life for my entire family”.

    Fast forward to when this shit stain was inaugurated, just after my retirement orders were effective. I say every fucking junior officer on the base wandering around with a copy of “The Audacity of Hope” tucked under their arms. It was apparently placed on the CGO’s reading list.

    A little farther forward and we determine the “impoundment”: Fully fifty percent of the budget cut had to be taken from the defense budget, which is around 17% of the total federal budget. Gutting the defense budget past the fat, to where good muscle is being cut out. All the while responding to this asshole’s demands and expecting to end up in another unsanctioned, violation of war powers act–military action, either in Africa or Syria. Maybe both.

    General officers are authorized by law to take independent action and commit forces under their command to protect the United States. One wonders, if there are dark, quiet, secretive places, where senior officers are starting to ask themselves a question they would generally never dare ask.

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    FrankOK growls and barks:

    Mark12A says:

    Yep. I pay $460 per year for TriCare Prime. My primary care clinic is shared with the Medicaid and welfare patient crowd, so we know there aren’t any concierge physicians on THAT block. I don’t often see a “real” doctor, but on the up side, the care I’ve gotten has been excellent, if a bit slow. But Il Douche wants to increase that fee by about 500%, based on the amount of retired pay. Sure, I can probably afford it, but thirty years ago when I signed on for the first time, the promise was “free health care for life for my entire family”.

    Fast forward to when this shit stain was inaugurated, just after my retirement orders were effective. I say every fucking junior officer on the base wandering around with a copy of “The Audacity of Hope” tucked under their arms. It was apparently placed on the CGO’s reading list.

    A little farther forward and we determine the “impoundment”: Fully fifty percent of the budget cut had to be taken from the defense budget, which is around 17% of the total federal budget. Gutting the defense budget past the fat, to where good muscle is being cut out. All the while responding to this asshole’s demands and expecting to end up in another unsanctioned, violation of war powers act–military action, either in Africa or Syria. Maybe both.

    General officers are authorized by law to take independent action and commit forces under their command to protect the United States. One wonders, if there are dark, quiet, secretive places, where senior officers are starting to ask themselves a question they would generally never dare ask.

    I’ve wondered about the very the same thing – how long will it be until our services take their oaths seriously? They sure as hell didn’t swear an oath of allegiance to the halfrican, but to protect and defend the US Constitution.

    Did the oath change?
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    Just Another Random Nut growls and barks:

    angrywebmaster @ #6:

    :em05: I love you guys but I’m a slave to no man. People don’t believe me when I tell them that conservatives are better company than liberals.
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    angrywebmaster growls and barks:

    Just Another Random Nut @ #:

    People don’t believe me when I tell them that conservatives are better company than liberals.

    That’s because liberals have no sense of humor and can’t conceive of anyone who would disagree with them.
    :em07:
    Consider that conservatives can laugh at themselves. Rush Limbaugh and Sarah Palin are masters at that. You take a small humorous jab at a liberal and watch them go off the deep end. Of course that’s a good reason to jab them in the first place. :em05:
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    Orion growls and barks:

    A good question.

    I will say that I’ve overheard conversations among very senior current members of the military about exactly that – when does the line get crossed and what does the Oath obligate the military to do about it?

    I have a feeling they’re getting a lot closer to that line than they think they are.

    Orion

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    angrywebmaster growls and barks:

    Orion @ #:

    I will say that I’ve overheard conversations among very senior current members of the military about exactly that – when does the line get crossed and what does the Oath obligate the military to do about it?

    I’m not in the military and haven’t served, but I’ve heard “Anecdotal” stories from “Those who would know” about the enlisted ranks asking about this as well. I think we’ve seen the first instances in soldiers and marines griping on facebook and other social media sites. Wasn’t one just told he wouldn’t be allowed to re-up a few months back?

    I understand that it is a soldiers God given right to gripe and they do so with great aplomb. (Food, marching in the rain, the usual things) Now we’re not seeing griping, but grumbling. That’s a bad sign and needs to be addressed sooner rather than later. The best way to address it is to boot the morons out in November.

    Pity Shogun isn’t playing. I heard that when Carter got the boot a number of military personnel went out and yelled “BANZAI!” in celebration
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    Orion @ # 11:
    Mark12A @ # 7:
    I retired 18 years ago. When I joined, the military had some of THE greatest healthcare to be found, and I was guaranteed free healthcare for life for having written that blank check. Just before I retired, along came TriCare. WTF, but still far cheaper than civilian insurance. But that’s not what I was promised. MFCSPOS is trying, or had tried, to take our retirement checks away. Would that have been a trigger for the coup d’etat so desperately needed? :em03: IS ANY GOD DAMNED THING EVER GOING TO BE THE TRIGGER? :em08:
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    angrywebmaster says:

    I heard that when Carter got the boot a number of military personnel went out and yelled “BANZAI!” in celebration

    Oh yes! Yes we did!
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    Here, look at this one:
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    LC&IB Vulcanrider, MSgt, USAF, Ret growls and barks:

    When I volunteered back it the dark days of the mid 70s, right after Vietnam (Did you know John Kerry served there?), we had excellent health care, although I think some of it might have been experimental, it still worked. My recruiter promised me “free” lifetime care if I managed to make it to 20 years.

    Now it seems I have to pay for that “free” care, it’s nothing more than the Hillary Health Care plan that was beta tested on the military, and like others have mentioned, I get to share my “provider” with the Obama free care crowd.

    Ladies and gentlemen, I still take that oath I swore many times over my 26 years of service seriously, and those enemies are not all foreign. Veto at your peril, Barry, those of us that have left parts of our souls in those dark alien lands will not forget.

    Nor forgive…

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    LC&IB Vulcanrider, MSgt, USAF, Ret says:

    Veto at your peril, Barry, those of us that have left parts of our souls in those dark alien lands will not forget.

    AYE!!!!!!!!!!
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    LC Subotai Bahadur, Lord Pao An growls and barks:

    Please Orion @ 11, let it be so that they are considering their obligations. Yesterday, as I entered Wally World, I literally ran into a couple I know from the next town over. Small business owner and wife, who are getting ready to shut down soon because the economy has been destroyed. Talked at first about the lack of 4th of July fireworks [our state is on fire, thank you, and we don't need any more. That, and there is precious little to celebrate this year]. Out of nowhere he said his dearest wish for 4th of July was to see the [numerous epithets here] frog-marched out of the White House and a group of generals saying that they were there to ensure we do have fair, free, and honest elections in November and a return to constitutional government. I noted that there should be an admiral or two there as the SEALS take the Oath seriously.

    Yeah, I know. There are those here who will be [publicly] horrified at the thought and those expressing it. And those same horrified people are orgasmic at the Left destroying the Constitution from the inside and leaving its shell to pretend that we are free while they impose their own tyranny with no end date.

    The point is, this came out of nowhere. There is a meme growing that we are NOT being governed under the Constitution or with our consent. That the government and the elections are rigged against us. And that while they do not use the name, the Oathkeepers are the ones who are trusted more than the government.

    Historically, military takeovers do not work out well. But what we have now sure isn’t working, and the prospects of it improving are not that great; because the game is rigged. And unlike most militaries, ours swears to support the Constitution, not a specific government. And its members come voluntarily from the people and openly accept that obligation. They are our kids, and frequently our best and brightest. [Once again, I know, the Leftists will be going ballistic at that characterization, call them dupes, and tools of the E-E-E-vil military-industrial complex.]. So the existence of the meme makes some sense.

    It is a sign of how bad things are getting, and not necessarily a good thing.

    I will leave it to the reader to decide if there is a hopeful aspect here.

    LC Subotai Bahadur, Lord Pao An

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    angrywebmaster growls and barks:

    LC Subotai Bahadur, Lord Pao An @ #:

    Historically, military takeovers do not work out well.

    I think it depends on how it is done. If the officers who clean out the trash do not summarily shoot the morons, (Much as we might like them to), but only hold them until the newly elected civilian comes in, there probably won’t be a problem.

    In fact it might not be a bad idea if the generals conscripted someone competent to act as a caretaker, (With full presidential authority), who does NOT run in the election to place a new government.

    Depending on when the events occurred, the next election should be when they are normally scheduled, (If less than 90 days), or no more than 120 days after the events occur.

    No declaration of martial law, make sure all rights are maintained and leave law enforcement matters to the states. I would refer you to John Ringo’s The Last Centurion for guidance.
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    LibraryGryffon growls and barks:

    My husband retired from the Sub service back on September of ’03, on the heels of a return from the Middle East (his boat was also in the Persian Gulf on 9/11). I have consistently refused over the years to sign us up for Tricare Prime, since a) it costs money, and we were promised we’d never have to pay for it, and b) it involves using the clinics as much as possible, and I have a real life, and don’t have the time to spend a few hours sitting in a waiting room every time I need to see a doctor. I also have a job, currently with insurance, though I doubt that will last long if we don’t win big in November, and since Tricare is my secondary, there is no benefit at all in the pay varieties.

    I also had some really abysmal experiences with Portsmouth Naval, including 1) being sent home from the ER with sats of 95% and a constant wheeze after 4 nebulizer treatments, because it was “just bronchitis”, 2) having them try and kill our elder child (the only reason she’s alive is because I know more about medicine and how to treat Rota Virus than most of the corpsmen and the resident assigned to us during her first admission), 3) watching a friend get sent home three times with a bladder infection to the point where she might have died from the kidney infection if her fiancé hadn’t been a marine E-8 who can scare the crap out of any Navy O-2 and he accompanied her to the Portsmouth clinic that last time (she was so sick she couldn’t stand up, but the clinic didn’t think there was anything really wrong), 4) etc., etc., etc.

    I’m putting off Tricare-For-Life as long as I can, since they haven’t told us we have to change from Standard. But since anyone who has enlisted or been commissioned is obviously “rich”, I guess we have to start paying our “fair share”.

    I’ll be working the polls this November, to ensure that at least in my little corner of CT, the voting is all done above board.

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    readerjp growls and barks:

    Because I am unemployed, I pay $410 per month for health insurance through the State of NY. It is good, though.

    And yet, with all the things you listed that are against Obama, he may very well win through Chicago thug politics. And that scares the hell out of me.

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    LC Subotai Bahadur, Lord Pao An growls and barks:

    #19 angrywebmaster

    Historically, they don’t. But most examples are not from the Anglo-sphere, and definitely it has not been done here before. Up until the 1970′s, most changes of government worldwide were one form of coup or another, usually military.

    Your plan is how to do it right. :em01:

    Trials by the new civilian government, with a public wall or a rope as the fate for a guilty verdict would be my choice. As an object lesson. But that is me.

    And I also recommend Ringo’s The Last Centurion, not only for the helpful hints on trash removal, but also for what are some of the most cogent explanations of why some cultures work when stressed, and some collapse.

    Another book that I would offer to all is Coup d’ Etat: A Practical Handbook by Edward N. Luttwak;
    ISBN:0674175476
    ISBN-13:9780674175471

    Luttwak is both a historian of note, and a top geopolitical analyst. This is one of his first books. The current edition is a 1979 reprint. I read it in 1969 when it first came out in paperback, and still keep my copy. Just as a Gedankenexperiment, of course.

    LC Subotai Bahadur, Lord Pao An

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    MarineVet1995 growls and barks:

    Interesting.. I’m going to head out to the used bookstore and see if I can find “The last centurion” and pay cash for it, since anything the chains/kindle does will undoubtedly be either monitored and reported, or, (in the kindle case) possible rewritten to show the wisdom of the Supreme Clusterfuck of a Teleprompter we have running the show now.
    On a side note, is it really possible that his MASTERS, (hat tip toward the old slave days intended, I know the sockpuppet is that stupid and/or arrogant) are also that fucking dumb? Screwing the military, both active and retired, and not just a peacetime, volunteer to get through college army, but a tested force just doesn’t seem too bright….

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    LC Sir Rurik, K.o.E. growls and barks:

    Why can’t Barely Amoeba, the Evolving Autocrat, just impose those higher fees by executive order? That’s he way he does most everythign else these days. He’s th Ruler. Let the chickenshit rule and be damned. :em08:
    And now to go read the rest of the comments.

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    LC Sir Rurik, K.o.E. growls and barks:

    Some resource linls,
    You can find Col. Harry G. Riley at these sites, plus some of their linls
    http://patriotsforamerica.ning.com/
    http://www.patriotsunion.org/
    And SEAL Captain Larry Bailey and friends at
    http://specialoperationsspeaks.com/index.php/en/
    And there are a lot of us old farts just skluking around in the bush and getting restless.
    Be assured, the first spark will not happen by design. but by happenstance and miscalculation. But the dry tinder keeps piling up. And I had to hock my fire extinguisher to pay The Autocrat’s taxes.
    Time to cue an old favorite, more apropos each day.
    How many…?

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    emily_nelson growls and barks:

    MarineVet1995 @ #:
    You can get The Last Centurion at baen.com. You can download a copy straight to your computer. If you can’t find a dead tree version I’d be happy to mail you one. Email me your snail address and off it goes!

    Emily Nelson
    emdorsai AT VERIZON DOT NET

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    angrywebmaster growls and barks:

    Just Another Random Nut @ #:

    Der Fubar. I love it.

    I forgot to include a link to the picture I found and now use. Feel free to steal it. I did. :em01:

    Der Fubar
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    DJ Allyn growls and barks:

    As usual, there is going to be something MORE to the story than what is said here.

    First of all, those fiscally responsible Republicans in the House want to spend more money than what he Pentagon is asking for.

    Secondly, those same Republicans made a deal in the Budget Control Act of 2011 known as the BCA that creaged a framework for more than $2 Trillion in deficit reduction and provided tight spending caps that would bring discretionary spending to a minimum level needed to preserve critical national priorities. Republicans now want to ignore that deal — when it is something that THEY want.

    Here is the FULL reasoning of the Administration.
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    tweell growls and barks:

    DJ has a point. Our reps as usual can’t resist earmarks and such, that is an honest complaint. Not spending money for spares is also a false economy and one we have seen bite us when Clinton did it.

    Cutting the biofuel mandate out, on the other hand, doesn’t bother me at all. The Navy doesn’t need to pay Obama contributors $20+ a gallon for biodiesel. And although Obama’s worries about the civilian DoD workforce not getting paid enough are touching, they should be asked to share some of that pain he so dearly wants to inflict on the guys that fight. When the military are having smaller checks, the least for the civs should be a freeze.

    I don’t remember an agreement that went into those kinds of specifics. Can you point me there, DJ? Because I’m not sure that there ever was such a creature.

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    Tallulah growls and barks:

    More bad news: Roberts switched his vote in MAY.

    Below, the post by RDBrewer at Ace, quoting the Volokh Conspiracy and See-BS News (talk about weird bedfellows):

    I am told by two sources with specific knowledge of the court’s deliberations that Roberts initially sided with the conservatives in this case and was prepared to strike down the heart of this law, the so-called individual mandate, of course, that requires all Americans to buy insurance or pay a penalty. but Roberts, I’m told by my sources, changed his views deciding to instead join with the liberals.

    Roberts then withstood a month-long, desperate campaign to bring him back to his original position, the sources said. Ironically, Justice Anthony Kennedy – believed by many conservatives to be the justice most likely to defect and vote for the law – led the effort to try to bring Roberts back to the fold.

    “He was relentless,” one source said of Kennedy’s efforts. “He was very engaged in this.”

    But this time, Roberts held firm. And so the conservatives handed him their own message which, as one justice put it, essentially translated into, “You’re on your own.”

    The conservatives refused to join any aspect of his opinion, including sections with which they agreed, such as his analysis imposing limits on Congress’ power under the Commerce Clause, the sources said.

    Instead, the four joined forces and crafted a highly unusual, unsigned joint dissent. They deliberately ignored Roberts’ decision, the sources said, as if they were no longer even willing to engage with him in debate.

    http://minx.cc/?post=330629

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    Mark12A growls and barks:

    I’m waving the bullshit flag. When the budget was at an impasse, what were the major things Il Douche threatened? Anyone? Military pay and social security. If Il Douche would have done something like saying, “If you don’t pass the budget, I’m shutting down the Department of Health and Human Services.” No one would have really given a shit. But think who HE threatened.

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    LC Gladiator growls and barks:

    It matters not. Osamma isnt going to let most active duty vote anyhow, just like in 2008.

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    LC Mike in Chi growls and barks:

    LC Subotai Bahadur, Lord Pao An says:

    Ringo’s The Last Centurion

    Hmm,,, found it here

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    BigDogg growls and barks:

    I am truly surprised by the number of people who don’t see the forest for the trees.

    We see the sky go suddenly dark, and ponder where the daylight went. We hear a deafening rumbling, and wonder what could be causing such a loud noise. We feel a disturbing and unsettling wind blowing, and what feels like stinging on our face, and turn our backs to avoid the nuisance.

    It’s a fucking F-5 tornado wrapped up in a hailstorm, people, and it’s right on top of us.

    Hoping that a neighbor has an umbrella, or reading pamphlets about storm shelters, or counting on a later trip to the hardware store to get plywood and tarps, isn’t going to save people from damage and death.

    People have to realize what is upon us … and respond accordingly, or accept the consequences of their failure to act.

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    LC Spare Parts growls and barks:

    I suppose that the military could all get better medical benefits by joining the SEIU or forming their own union which would then cost them twice as much with the dues and Democrat Party contributions. That means the troops would get what the government and the union bosses want them to have: less for more.

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    irish19 growls and barks:

    angrywebmaster @ #:
    Unfortunately (or maybe fortunately depending on your view), zero spends most of his time hobbing and nobbing with the political generals rather than the “little bastards with the guns and bayonets who winkle the other bastards out of their holes and get them to sign the peace treaties.” (from Infantry Small Arms my copy of which I can’t seem to find so I can’t give you the author.

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    angrywebmaster growls and barks:

    irish19 @ #:
    I’ve been getting the impression that even the political generals are getting fed up with him. Oh well, only 126 days until vote him out of office until the millions of “Misplaced” ballots are found in that old 18-wheeler somewhere.
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    LC Light29ID growls and barks:

    Reporting in my Liege I’ve been away from my duties much too long.

    Report follows:

    1. Four days without power
    2. Beer stash exhausted but resupply inbound
    3. $200 worth of food down the shitter
    4. No internet
    5. No phone
    6. No cable
    7. Had to use back up porn (i.e. magazines)
    8. WTOP radio has its mouth firmly locked around the Kenyan Klingon Fuckers™ cock (I don’t give a fuck that Obongo is “concerned”, when’s my fucking power coming back?).
    9. Fuckers can’t drive to begin with. Throw in no power and it’s the last lap at Richmond
    10. Insurance adjusters are really, really hating life right now and considering a career change

    More to follow. Out

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    LC Light29ID growls and barks:

    Oh yeah, I smell like a goat wandering around the Kyber Pass

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    Fa Cube Itches growls and barks:

    BigDogg @ #:

    “People have to realize what is upon us … and respond accordingly, or accept the consequences of their failure to act.”

    It’s the “if not,” “or else,” “failing that” part of the argument that the American Right has always failed at. There’s simply never been a credible threat of anything beyond some angry letters. Thus, the Establishment knows it can do whatever it wishes without fear or repercussion

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    Fa Cube Itches @ # 40: Time to show them a bit more, you think? :em03:
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    Fa Cube Itches growls and barks:

    LC cmblake6, Imperial Black Ops Technician @ #:

    It would have been very interesting to see how The Powers That Be would have reacted had the Open Carry DC rally attracted 20-30,000 people or more (and ideally, there would have been multiple such rallies in every state, so more people could have gone). Instead, it drew about 20-30. Instead of serving as a warning, it served as an engraved invitation for more, since it was clear that there was no real opposition.

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    Sir Fresh Sign growls and barks:

    misleading headline of the day…

    Cougar pounces on sleeping man

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    Emperor Misha I growls and barks:

    LC Light29ID says:

    1. Four days without power
    2. Beer stash exhausted but resupply inbound
    3. $200 worth of food down the shitter
    4. No internet
    5. No phone
    6. No cable
    7. Had to use back up porn (i.e. magazines)
    8. WTOP radio has its mouth firmly locked around the Kenyan Klingon Fuckers™ cock (I don’t give a fuck that Obongo is “concerned”, when’s my fucking power coming back?).
    9. Fuckers can’t drive to begin with. Throw in no power and it’s the last lap at Richmond
    10. Insurance adjusters are really, really hating life right now and considering a career change

    Oh yeah, I smell like a goat wandering around the Kyber Pass

    Damn. That brings back memories, but that’s another story ;)

    Seriously, though: Hang in, brother, and keep in mind while The Suck embraces you, that as much as you suffer, the incompetent liberals around you who couldn’t keep their arses warm in a warehouse full of stoves, kindling, logs and matches, will be suffering oh so much MORE! :)

    Any LCs in the area? Now would be a good time to mobilize.
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    LC Light29ID growls and barks:

    Emperor Misha I @ #:

    The only complaint I had (other than warm beer) was the fucking heat. I live in a brick apartment building that was built during WWII and it turns into an oven. Desert heat I can stand but this shit with 70-80% humidity is for the fucking birds. Hotels were out (no power) and you couldn’t fuck anybody for a bag of ice for two days. When 7-11 and the liquor stores close in the DC area you know your close to the End of Days.

    Stand in line for ice for hours…ObongoCare should be a riot…literally

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    Emperor Misha I growls and barks:

    LC Light29ID says:

    The only complaint I had (other than warm beer) was the fucking heat. I live in a brick apartment building that was built during WWII and it turns into an oven. Desert heat I can stand but this shit with 70-80% humidity is for the fucking birds.

    Tell me about it. Dry heat never bothered me, as long as I could find a tiny patch of shade, but humid heat? And we get a lot of that. Still, it could be Houston. Wouldn’t live there if they paid me to. As to warm beer? That’s an abomination. It literally makes the Baby Jesus cry. I’d take humidity over that.

    LC Light29ID says:

    Stand in line for ice for hours…ObongoCare should be a riot…literally

    Indeed. But obviously enough people in this country were too fucking busy sticking their fingers in their ears while those of us who survived it on other shores kept trying to tell them how bad it was. Well, they’re about to learn unless the RINO fucktards actually follow up on a promise for once, which I’m not in the slightest hopeful that they will.

    Maybe it’s for the best. Maybe a good, hard, cold dose of socialism is what this country really needs to get off the government teat. It won’t be pretty, but whoever is still around after the dust settles won’t be likely to let a socialist breathe within scope range of their rifles, which will be a Good Thing™.

    Socialism has put more than 100,000,000 innocent human beings in the ground and counting and it hasn’t, not once in all of human history, accomplished anything good. It’s time to irradiate that cancer. Only if it comes to that, then we make sure that they’re all gone this time. Let’s not leave the job half finished like we did after World War II. We had a golden opportunity there, and we fucked it up because we were too humane.

    Never again.
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    LC Roguetek growls and barks:

    LC Light29ID growls and barks:
    July 2, 2012 at 3:43 pm

    Oh yeah, I smell like a goat wandering around the Kyber Pass

    Watch out for muzzies.

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    Secondmouse growls and barks:

    Looking increasingly like Nairobi will get it’s presidential library four years early.

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    LC TerribleTroy growls and barks:

    LOL…. Light29, the muzzies will be knocking on your door hollering “Fatima come out! We know you’re in there.” Or course they’ll be yelling in arabic so you”ll be justified in your response by fire.

    Where are you? Arlington? Falls Church? Alexandria? Woodbridge?

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    LC Light29ID growls and barks:

    LC TerribleTroy @ #:

    Arlington ’bout five klicks from Nicki