Darrell Issa Bitch Slaps, Eviscerates, Slices, Dices and Cooks Ogabe’s Bacon in a Wok

Thanks to LC Fox3, who helpfully provided us with this link to Darrell Issa’s letter to Ear Leader regarding his dubious assertion of executive privilege over any and all documents pertaining to his and Holder’s successful conspiracy to commit mass murder of Mexican as well as U.S. nationals.

You really DO want to read it all, because the relentless, yet calm dissection of Ear Leader and his Chief Gestapo Officer, Heinrich Holder’s, utter load of bovine excrement is a thing of beauty to behold.

Short version:

1) Extensive case law precedent clearly establishes that executive privilege does NOT extend to communications outside the White House. Executive privilege does NOT cover evidence of misconduct (kindly note that this is even wider than “illegal behavior”).

2) You and your staff have repeatedly stated that you had nothing whatsoever to do with Fast and Furious, indeed you weren’t even remotely aware of its existence.

In view of 1) and 2) above you are either:

A) Guilty of having lied your scrawny ass off on numerous occasions regarding your own involvement

B) Using executive privilege outside the scope of the law to protect your cronies or

C) All of the above.

Which is it?

That’s the short and sweet of it, but if you, like we, enjoy watching torture stretched out, savoring every moment of it, you definitely want to read ALL of it.



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    Tallulah growls and barks:

    If we didn’t need him so DESPERATELY in the House, I’d say pick Issa for Vice-President. Prepping for eventually running in 2020. . . .

    Forgive me, Imperator, but I really, really had to repost the following. In a matter of 3-4 seconds, the Creeps show why they should be run out of our country on a rail, tarred and feathered.

    “All this for a damn flag?” Ms. Obama bitches. And BO gives a sneering nod of agreement, irked at having to go through the ceremony honoring OUR DEAD.

    Moochelle and Hussein at the September 11th Memorial ceremony. Just look at the expressions on their faces.

    Lip readers from a school for the deaf read her lips in this video, and this is what she said off-mike.


    Pass it on. . . . to EVERYONE.

    I mean it: if everyone in the country sees this clip, they will GET IT: who and what we have in the White House, and how urgent it is to GET THEM THE FUCK OUTTA THERE.

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    LC Ogrrre growls and barks:

    Dear Mr. Issa
    Just who in the hell do you think you are? Challenging ME. I am Teh Won. I am the god of the Democrats. What makes you think I have to live by the mundane rules and laws of you kulaks? Precedent? Who gives a shit? I am the Allahdamned RULER of this realm.
    You teabaggers and those 5 idiots on the Supreme Court who are trying to prevent My vision for a fair, wealth distributed, everything free America had just better watch your asses, because after I am re-elected, I’ll have more flexibility to deal with your treasonous asses.
    These fucking elections are such a pain in the ass, I think I will do away with them after this next one.
    You can take your letter and shove it up your ass. I’ll deal with you personally, you Teapublican puke!
    Barak Hussein Obama, Ruler for Life

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    BigDogg growls and barks:

    As of right now, it appears that Weepy Boner will allow the contempt vote to go forward.

  4. 4
    LC Gladiator growls and barks:

    Watergate was a second rate burglary and the press hounded Nixon out of office. People died as a result of “Fast & Furious” and the press ignores it to protect their favored son Obambi. Eric Holder must go to jail with his boss Obama soon to? follow.

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    LC Sir Rurik, K.o.E. growls and barks:

    If a connection to Half-Fast and Furryass is established, that would be prima facie evidence of Accessory to Murder ™ of two federal agents and several hundred Mexicans – with all that implies.
    John Dean rolled over for far less.

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    LCSgtmech growls and barks:

    I was actually surprised that Teh Boner decided it was a fight worth fighting. It does however, remain to be seen just how far he’s willing to support Issa. His track record for doing the right thing, up to this point, is sadly lacking. One can hope that the testosterone currently flowing in abundance from Issa will infect the Rino herd and cause some good to be done…one can hope.

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    LC Proud Infidel growls and barks:

    SCREW bawling Boehner, we need Issa to take the helm as Speaker!!