We had to do a double-take when we came across this on Protein Wisdom, thinking that good ol’ Jeff was just trying to be funny in his inimitable way, as he does from time to time when the world, unarguably, becomes too absurd to dignify with a serious response.
But we followed the link nevertheless and, sweet merciful Jesus, he wasn’t kidding!
Obama Asks People Getting Married To Forgo Gifts, Ask Their Guests To Donate To His Campaign Instead…
You can even register your wedding on his campaign website. Could he be any more pompous?
Yeah, that’s right. All you unimportant serfs getting together to anti-socially focus on your pathetic, irrelevant lives for a day really, really need to quit being such a bunch of navel-gazing narcissists and instead devote that day of yours to his unholiness, the Lightbringer Barry Hussein Messiah Obama. Oh, and don’t be such kulaks as to keep the loot to yourselves either! Send it all to him. There are golf games and exotic vacations to be paid for!
For teh Common Good and the Glorious Progressive Paradise of Next Tuesday!™
Pardon us while we go throw up.
Next, his campaign website will be asking his supporters to start sending their kids’ allowances to his campaign too. If they aren’t already, that is. We’re almost afraid to check.