Friday Cult of Narcissistic Personality Update

We had to do a double-take when we came across this on Protein Wisdom, thinking that good ol’ Jeff was just trying to be funny in his inimitable way, as he does from time to time when the world, unarguably, becomes too absurd to dignify with a serious response.

But we followed the link nevertheless and, sweet merciful Jesus, he wasn’t kidding!

Obama Asks People Getting Married To Forgo Gifts, Ask Their Guests To Donate To His Campaign Instead…

You can even register your wedding on his campaign website. Could he be any more pompous?

Yeah, that’s right. All you unimportant serfs getting together to anti-socially focus on your pathetic, irrelevant lives for a day really, really need to quit being such a bunch of navel-gazing narcissists and instead devote that day of yours to his unholiness, the Lightbringer Barry Hussein Messiah Obama. Oh, and don’t be such kulaks as to keep the loot to yourselves either! Send it all to him. There are golf games and exotic vacations to be paid for!

For teh Common Good and the Glorious Progressive Paradise of Next Tuesday!™

Pardon us while we go throw up.

Next, his campaign website will be asking his supporters to start sending their kids’ allowances to his campaign too. If they aren’t already, that is. We’re almost afraid to check.

Thatisall.

17 comments

  1. 1
    BigDogg growls and barks:

    Hey … he’s given all his peeps free healthcare, free cellphones, food stamps, amnesty for illegal immigration, free guns to kill Border Patrol agents … why the hell shouldn’t they all give a little back to him? Hell, none of ’em pay taxes.

  2. 2
    Rain growls and barks:

    I read this earlier and found myself torn between utter disbelief and wanting to bash my face into my desk repeatedly rather than try to figure out the logic, because it would hurt less. Just when you think he can’t sink any lower… he does.

  3. 3
    Fa Cube Itches growls and barks:

    All for the front! All for victory! Smash the fascist beast! Za Rodina! Za Stalina, er Obama!

    It may be a bit out of date, but it still pretty much fits. Scary.

  4. 4
    Erbo growls and barks:

    Oh, Lord have mercy. What’s Hussein Ogabe al-Chicago going to do next, claim jus primae noctis? It didn’t work out too well for the English in Scotland, ya know…

  5. 5
    themandownthehall growls and barks:

    Remember, it “goes a lot further than a gravy bowl”. Of course, that should be gravy boat, but the idiot who would come up with this idea probably doesn’t know that either…

    I read the comments. All of Obama’s supporters are say things like “this is nothing compared to the billions that Romney is getting from corporations and billionaires”

    Sad. So very sad.

  6. 6
    chunt31854 growls and barks:

    I was going to give my daughter a .357 for her wedding, but now I’m all conflicted.

  7. 7
    The Irish Dragoness growls and barks:

    Wow, pompous and tacky.

  8. 8
    readerjp growls and barks:

    I was just about to send you this article, because I couldn’t believe it myself. I’m surprised they didn’t include funerals – “in lieu of flowers, please make donation to – Barack Obama!” WTF?!!?

    Think it couldn’t get any tackier?

    “Well, Sheriff Arpaio, the birth certificate is real, and it’s right here.”

    Following the statement was a link to an Obama store selling mugs with an image of Obama on one side and an image of the document Obama released last year on the other.

    Not cheap, though. Try $20 for a mug.

    Let’s see, should I give to the Lighthouse for the Blind or Obama?

  9. 9
    LC Light29ID growls and barks:

    chunt31854 @ #:

    Give her twin .45s instead. It’s a gift that really says “Honey, I really love you and care about you.”

  10. 10
    Secondmouse growls and barks:

    AAAAAAHH HAAAAAA HAAAAAAA HAAAAAAAA HAAAAA HAAAAAAA.

    “Honey, remember when we decided to tell our wedding guests to make all their gifts in cash, because we were going to donate all of it to the Obama Campaign back in 2012?”

    Yes, dear, I remember. I also remember that there were seven people that showed up for the wedding, and four of them were our parents. We were eating leftover shrimp cocktail for three weeks. There is still one dude that sends me a postcard every election day, rubbing my face in it. I hate that guy, and he was the best man.”

    “Honey, I’m so sorry I thought that was a good idea.”

    “Yes, dear – that’s right. It was your idea. I want a divorce.”

  11. 11
    chunt31854 growls and barks:

    I would give her a .45, but she can’t seem to get the hang of racking the slide. Revolver it is, then.

  12. 12
    LC Sir Rurik, K.o.E. growls and barks:

    Why not just cancel the wedding and give the COOTUS everything? Since he’s given you condoms, you won’t need to get married. The food that would have been consumed at the reception would have been unhealthful anyway, andwill be enjoyed by Queen Mooch. He’s stealing your tableware anyway.

  13. 13
    LCSgtmech growls and barks:

    I swear to all that’s Holy…if you haven’t seen the movie “Idiocracy” yet, you need to. That has to be the most prophetic movie concerning the future of our nation ever made. Seriously, a PRESIDENT begging for donations from wedding/anniversary parties??? Methinks, soon our numerous veterans will be once again called to service, just not by the government.

  14. 14
    LC Xystus growls and barks:

    themandownthehall:

    Remember, it “goes a lot further than a gravy bowl”. Of course, that should be gravy boat, but the idiot who would come up with this idea probably doesn’t know that either…

    Quick! Everyone send Obeyme your unused gravy boats!

  15. 15
    angrywebmaster growls and barks:

    Ladies and gentlemen, (And anything else I may have missed), I just found something on the registry site you have to see to believe.

    http://www.barackobama.com/news/entry/the-obama-event-registry

    Take a look at the html source code. The easiest way is to go to the site and do a save as and download the page. Then open it in a text editor. (Notepad will do)

    I attempted to paste the code in, but the editor blows out the formatting.

    If you thought “The One” was arrogant, look at the code and be amazed at the height of his narcissism.

  16. 16
    angrywebmaster growls and barks:

    I was to slow to edit my original comment, so here is the screen shot in question: