It’s because they have teachers that are illiterate dumb fucks.
Thanks to This Ain’t Hell for the pic.
Ah, our glorious public education system. Yeah, we’ll give you even more of your fucking blood money, you lecherous, fucking parasites, as soon as you can learn to spell e-a-t-m-y-d-i-n-g-l-e-b-e-r-r-i-e-s.
UPDATE My own dumb ass moment, fueled by Scotch, haste, and a bad day, and as so quickly pointed out by readerjp, I forgot the word “Wonder” in the original title. Irony is a sweet bitch, ain’t she?