And You Wonder Why Our Kids Are Illiterate Dumb-Fucks?

It’s because they have teachers that are illiterate dumb fucks.

 

Thanks to This Ain’t Hell for the pic.

Ah, our glorious public education system. Yeah, we’ll give you even more of your fucking blood money, you lecherous, fucking parasites, as soon as you can learn to spell e-a-t-m-y-d-i-n-g-l-e-b-e-r-r-i-e-s.

Absolute dumb-asses.

UPDATE My own dumb ass moment, fueled by Scotch, haste, and a bad day, and as so quickly pointed out by readerjp, I forgot the word “Wonder” in the original title. Irony is a sweet bitch, ain’t she?

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readerjp
readerjp

I think you forgot to put the word “Wonder” after “You.” Kind of ironic. Put it in before someone takes a poke at you.

Jaybear, Colonel of Imperial Ancient Artillery
Jaybear, Colonel of Imperial Ancient Artillery

When I first started teaching High School I was recruited pretty heavily to join the local education union…..all new teachers are required to attend about a 3 hour meeting to entice you to join. I asked the union president why I should join, he mentioned nothing about benefits or pensions or health care….instead he sang about how the union would… Read more »

LC Gunsniper
LC Gunsniper

Eh.

The occasional dropping of a word in an internet posting is one thing (typing out your thoughts can be daunting especially when speed is a concern). Pooching the spelling on a homemade protest sign of an overpaid, overcompensated government propaganda drone is quite another.

LC Gunsniper
LC Gunsniper

^…@ reader jp.

LC HJ Caveman82952
LC HJ Caveman82952

Not any more…. :em01:

Imperial Grammar Hun, G.L.O.R
Imperial Grammar Hun, G.L.O.R

*sigh* This is nothing. I have seen graduate-level papers that would boggle the mind. There was one where a guy was listing the various 20th century wars that the US had been in, with the various theaters, and presidents, e. g. Grenada, Reagan, and whatever general. On his list were Ulysses S. Grant, Chester A. Arthur, and Howard Taft. Despite… Read more »

Imperial Grammar Hun, G.L.O.R
Imperial Grammar Hun, G.L.O.R

There was the the (Then there was) PIMF

Jerry
Jerry

Jesus H. Christ, DJ, you stupid, son of a bitch dumb bastard!! THESE are TEACHERS!! Were the signs at the Tea Party Events made by TEACHERS? Would anyone HERE want their child taught by someone who harbored as much venom and anger as these “so called” teachers? Liberalism truly IS a mental disorder. It’s time to clean fucking house. In… Read more »

LC Gunsniper
LC Gunsniper

Wow. One sign when compared to the hundreds of misspelled signs you see at tea party events. Here are a few good ones. I think that you will find misspelled signs every time you have people quickly throwing them together like this. The Tea Partiers aren’t being overpaid and given insane levels of benefits, bankrupting state budgets around the country… Read more »

Imperial Grammar Hun, G.L.O.R
Imperial Grammar Hun, G.L.O.R

Whoever they are…most of them, I’m sure, graduated from the public schools. So, all of the misspelled words are not surprising. Schools are more interested in kids’ self-esteem than whether or not they can spell.

The dumbing down of America continues apace.

LC Gunsniper
LC Gunsniper

Oh, and just one Gracie? :em02:

Imperial Grammar Hun, G.L.O.R
Imperial Grammar Hun, G.L.O.R

And, DJ, you are being disingenuous. There is a huge difference between older, retired, tea partiers and those in the business sector not knowing how to spell properly. Would YOU want a nurse who can’t spell properly making out your chart? How about a doctor? Of all the people who should be spelling correctly, teachers should be first and foremost.… Read more »

Response to Jerry @: Jesus H. Christ, DJ, you stupid, son of a bitch dumb bastard!! THESE are TEACHERS!! Can you prove that woman is a teacher? And if you’re willing to give teabaggers a pass on their gratuitous spelling and grammar abuse because “they’re not teachers”, is that a tacit admission that you are judging them by lower standards… Read more »

LC Gunsniper
LC Gunsniper

Response to Muzzy @17:

This isn’t about the Tea party or their signs. This is about teachers, with all of their overinflated pay scale and ridiculous amount of benefits who can’t even get basic grammar and spelling correct.

All of the deflecting in the world won’t change that.

Dr_Mike
Dr_Mike

Ooops.

LC Darth Scoundrel
LC Darth Scoundrel

Our? Are? Arrr!

Lizard, G.L.O.R.
Lizard, G.L.O.R.

Muzzy says: Response to Jerry @: Jesus H. Christ, DJ, you stupid, son of a bitch dumb bastard!! THESE are TEACHERS!! Can you prove that woman is a teacher? And if you’re willing to give teabaggers a pass on their gratuitous spelling and grammar abuse because “they’re not teachers”, is that a tacit admission that you are judging them by… Read more »

Lizard, G.L.O.R.
Lizard, G.L.O.R.

I messed up on my quoting, must have had a coughing fit and thought I hit the bquote and didn’t

Lizard, G.L.O.R.
Lizard, G.L.O.R.

And don’t you just love this kind of crap that is going on

http://www.jsonline.com/news/milwaukee/116370714.html

Jaybear, Colonel of Imperial Ancient Artillery
Jaybear, Colonel of Imperial Ancient Artillery

Muzzy says: . You are, after all, just a teabagger so sayeth the sufferer of testicle envy. Muzzy says: and can’t be expected to adhere to the same standards of eloquence and clarity of thought as, say, the good people of the Wisconsin teachers union. you mean like this eloquent statement or this one or this one or this eloquent… Read more »

readerjp
readerjp

Now I’m going to sound like a prig, BUT…DJ, it should be the people who will be “AFFECTED” by this law. “Effect” is a noun. As for letting spelling go, what? We’re going to let everyone spell the way they want? Pretty soon, nobody will understand each other. I think that’s why Dr. Johnson compiled the dictionary in the first… Read more »

LC Sir Clambake, Imperial Black Ops Technician, K.o.E.
LC Sir Clambake, Imperial Black Ops Technician, K.o.E.

Response to Jaybear, Colonel of Imperial Ancient Artillery @ 2: What’s that phrase they use? “Shame if something should happen”? Yeah. Response to Jerry @ 11: Love it. Response to LC Gunsniper @ 13: This one too. Response to Grammar Czar @ 16: Roger that. Response to LC Gunsniper @ 18: Exactly correct. Response to Lizard, G.L.O.R. @ 21: Despite… Read more »

Lizard, G.L.O.R.
Lizard, G.L.O.R.

For the most part, the Tea Partiers are older white people nearing the end of their lives, who have already used the tax payer funded school system to put their children through school and now don’t want to have to pay any more money. Deej from what I saw when I was at the Rally for the Bill they were… Read more »

Lizard, G.L.O.R.
Lizard, G.L.O.R.

Shrewd collective bargainers, Milwaukee teachers get 74.2 cents in benefits for every $1 in pay, triple the average for private-sector workers, writes Robert Costrell in the Wall Street Journal. The average teacher earns $56,500 in pay and costs the district another $44,000 in health and pension benefits. Like many other Wisconsin school districts, Milwaukee agreed to buy health insurance from… Read more »

Lizard, G.L.O.R.
Lizard, G.L.O.R.

Oops, my brain is lagging today due to the illness.

I meant to say why would they agree to buy the health insurnace from the teachers union because it was part of the collective bargaining agreement.

LC Cheapshot911, Dept. of Redneck Tech, Imperial Photographer, K.o.E.
LC Cheapshot911, Dept. of Redneck Tech, Imperial Photographer, K.o.E.

Grammar Czar,, Anyone around her could have saved it with a foreslash after ‘our’.
No one else noticed,, ‘natch.

Lizard, G.L.O.R.
Lizard, G.L.O.R.

Here’s an article that puts the numbers in place regarding salaries of teachers in WI

http://online.wsj.com/article/SB10001424052748703408604576164290717724956.html?mod=googlenews_wsj

How many of us have not 1 but 2 pensions from the same job?

LC Ogrrre - Imperial Heartless Bastard
LC Ogrrre - Imperial Heartless Bastard

Average teacher’s salaries are NOT all that high. Especially when you compare it to median wages in each state. I call BULLSHIT! In Oklahoma, in nearly every school district, the teacher’s salaries are higher than the median income in the district. The information is available in Oklahoma at schoolreportcard.org. The website is run by the state’s Department of Education. If… Read more »

Azygos
Azygos

Ogrrre,

WI does indeed have a website with that information.

VonZorch Imperial Researcher
VonZorch Imperial Researcher

Muzzy says: Response to Jerry @: Jesus H. Christ, DJ, you stupid, son of a bitch dumb bastard!! THESE are TEACHERS!! Can you prove that woman is a teacher? And if you’re willing to give teabaggers a pass on their gratuitous spelling and grammar abuse because “they’re not teachers”, is that a tacit admission that you are judging them by… Read more »

seagoon
seagoon

Response to VonZorch Imperial Researcher @:
Seconded- and might I add that nobody has ever seen Misha and Deej in the same room- from which you can draw your own conclusions- and the capslock key is to be used sparingly, mmmmkay?

Emperor Misha I
Emperor Misha I

Response to seagoon @:

We can’t be in the same room. National security and all that. :em93:

readerjp
readerjp

A few questions and comments. Someone told me the governor is trying to break a signed contract. Is that true? What is collective bargaining, exactly? Do the teachers have a choice of whether to be in the union or not? I imagine some of those illiterate people holding badly-spelled signs are some of the union “reps” being bused in from… Read more »

Imperial Grammar Hun, G.L.O.R
Imperial Grammar Hun, G.L.O.R

readerjp says: Why is it that the generations that were schooled in the 1930’s, 40’s, 50’s and 60’s can spell but this generation can only spell TXT? Why is it the U.S. is so far behind in math and science? How did this country educate their children before there were teacher’s unions? Assuming that this is not rhetorical, I think… Read more »

seagoon
seagoon

Response to Emperor Misha I @:
So you say…. and yet it remains one of the great mysteries.

seagoon
seagoon

OT, but important. Last WWI vet dies.

RIP

LC Xystus
LC Xystus

seagoon aced me by a few hours.

Elephant Man
Elephant Man

Everyone’s allowed to post here Gladiator, we’re not afraid of anyone’s opinion or what they say, it takes a lot for a person to be banned. If DJ blasphemes, that’s between him and God. You have to work hard to get banned and as far as DJ’s blasphemies goes, he just does it to bait certain people. DJ is the… Read more »

Emperor Misha I
Emperor Misha I

Response to Elephant Man @:

You got the history of it down pretty good.

Left out the bit about the Epic Flame Fests that Deej (Political Pulpit) and I used to get into back then, though. Holy fucking crap we went at it hammer and tong!

Elephant Man
Elephant Man

Response to Emperor Misha I @:

That’s right! :em01:

Way back before registration was required to post comments, it was the friggin ‘wild west” around here!

And DJ/Political Pulpit was/is one of the saner “Lefties” who would post here. :em9:

Ah…..memories. :em93:

Emperor Misha I
Emperor Misha I

Elephant Man says: Way back before registration was required to post comments, it was the friggin ‘wild west” around here! Ah, how I miss those days! I still hate the fact that I had to set up comment registration, but eventually the spambots got so clever that it was either that or having to manually delete 600 pr0n spams a… Read more »

Emperor Misha I
Emperor Misha I

Elephant Man says:

Ah…..memories.

And thanks a fucking pantsload for that! I’ll be humming tunes from “Cats” all day long now! :em96:

The Lone Haranguer
The Lone Haranguer

Too bee fare, it mite naught bee a aksual teechur in that pitcher. :em02:

seagoon
seagoon

Response to LC Xystus @:
Only ’cause I’m 12 hours ahead here :em02:

YGBSM
YGBSM

seagoon says: OT, but important. Last WWI vet dies. RIP RIP Mr. Frank Buckles, the last Doughboy. A major chapter in American history has thus ended, yet it is greeted with silence from Obaama Inc. It is telling in that this king of loquaciousness and lover of his own voice turns mute when something of importance occurs. Like, say, the… Read more »

LC Nicki the Resident Misanthropic Bitch
LC Nicki the Resident Misanthropic Bitch

Response to Emperor Misha I @: And Deej can’t speak Danish! :-p @Gladiator – Chill the fucking goddamn fuck out, you fucking assroid. Your “Lord and Savior” may not be someone else’s, and what Deej says or doesn’t say is between him and his deity of choice. Deej is responsible for making the site actually… you know… RUN smoothly. It’s… Read more »

Elephant Man
Elephant Man

If you want, we can try an experiment like setting aside one day a week for completely open comments. Call it “Wild Fridays”, or something. Maybe from Friday afternoon to Sunday morning. If I recall, that seemed to be the best time to attract moonbat basement dwellers who would post such classic fare as: “You’Re al a BUncH oF NAzI… Read more »

LC Subotai Bahadur, Lord Pao An
LC Subotai Bahadur, Lord Pao An

#46 readerjp Someone told me the governor is trying to break a signed contract. Is that true? What is collective bargaining, exactly? Do the teachers have a choice of whether to be in the union or not? I imagine some of those illiterate people holding badly-spelled signs are some of the union “reps” being bused in from other states, probably… Read more »

readerjp
readerjp

Thank you.

Darth Venomous
Darth Venomous

If you want, we can try an experiment like setting aside one day a week for completely open comments. Call it “Wild Fridays”, or something.

Can I drop the Ban Hammer™ on the five worst?

LC Cheapshot911, Dept. of Redneck Tech, Imperial Photographer, K.o.E.
LC Cheapshot911, Dept. of Redneck Tech, Imperial Photographer, K.o.E.

Elephant Man says:

Systematically baiting and mocking those nimrods until their brains exploded was very “soul-satisfying” to say the least

Do you remember the Peace Moonbeam Chronicles?
She’s still at it, ‘got a new angle.

DarthBane
DarthBane

http://www.americanthinker.com/blog/2010/12/the_good_life_on_36_weeks_a_ye.html

14,000 public school teachers – NOT administrators – in the state of Illinois were pulling in $100,000 or more in BASE SALARY, excluding benefits and pensions, in 2010.

That’s just in one state.

DarthBane
DarthBane

If you like watching Teh Stoopid at work, take a look:

http://www.rottentomatoes.com/vine/showthread.php?p=19011881#post19011881

I’m holding forth at ‘Conan’ on a OT board full of progressives who insist working in a closed union shop is completely voluntary.

VonZorch Imperial Researcher
VonZorch Imperial Researcher

seagoon says:

and the capslock key is to be used sparingly, mmmmkay?

Please note that the line of all caps is in the block quote. I used bold for emphasis of a phrase.

Lizard, G.L.O.R.
Lizard, G.L.O.R.

DJ have I offended you that you do not respond to my questions and comments?

VonZorch Imperial Researcher
VonZorch Imperial Researcher

Emperor Misha I says:

Ah, how I miss those days!

So do I. BTW how about letting the old Emperors out of their secure guest quarters occasionally?

seagoon
seagoon

Response to VonZorch Imperial Researcher @:
Oh, I know- that wasn’t directed at you at all 🙂

seagoon
seagoon

Response to VonZorch Imperial Researcher @:
Yeah. This has got the nostalgia flowing from when I first started reading the Rott in late 2002- when it was a lifeline of actual entertainment and discourse to the wilds of Harbin. Good times (with the exception of a shop-job or two…)

DarthBane
DarthBane

As you can see, if you took a look at that Excel spreadsheet, when they claimed around 14,000 teachers in the state of Illinois were pulling in over 100,000 a year in base salary, they weren’t kidding. Just by glancing at this excel spreadsheet trying to find how many are making over $140,000 a year starting at the bottom and… Read more »

DarthBane
DarthBane

And since I had a little more time before I had to leave for work, I looked a bit further for another 30 minutes: 114223 – Mark Egofske, 146,159, Health Ed. 114124 – Lee Talley, 141,893, Radio and TV Broadcasting 114083 – Andrew Livingston, $144,991, German 113810 – Fred Bryant, $151,297, Other Business Occupations 111327 – Renee DeWald, 155,904, Chemistry… Read more »

Emperor Misha I
Emperor Misha I

LC Nicki the Resident Misanthropic Bitch says: And Deej can’t speak Danish! :-p Not sure about his Russian either. But, then again, there are times I’m not sure about my Russian. I seem to only be able to recall the words I shouldn’t be using in polite company. Then again, since I don’t seem to be traveling a lot in… Read more »

Emperor Misha I
Emperor Misha I

Darth Venomous says:

Can I drop the Ban Hammer™ on the five worst?

As long as they aren’t the funny ones. We may have to put it up to a vote at the end of Wild Weekends. :em93:

Emperor Misha I
Emperor Misha I

VonZorch Imperial Researcher says:

So do I. BTW how about letting the old Emperors out of their secure guest quarters occasionally?

I need to do that more often. The drunken fools are scaring the fuck out of the livestock anyways.

Suggestion noted!

DarthBane
DarthBane

Hey guess what? I had some more free time! 100804 – Robert Phillips, 148,232, Biology 100601 – Pamela Kalafut, 142,446, Art 100581 – Linda Oddo, 167,476, Speech 100288 – Wayne Boeckelman, 145,265, Orientation to Business Occupations 100270 – Jacklyn Naughton, 158,441, Biology 100218 – Barbara Hertko, 140,342, Art 97721 – Diane Clark, 142,953, English 96551 – David Inserra, 142,852, P.E.… Read more »

Imperial Grammar Hun, G.L.O.R
Imperial Grammar Hun, G.L.O.R

Dang. My kid needs to move to Illinois. She’s only bringing in about 42K base pay, and that’s with two bachelor’s degrees and a master’s.

Imperial Grammar Hun, G.L.O.R
Imperial Grammar Hun, G.L.O.R

Lizard, G.L.O.R. says:

Deej you did not offend me until you said that I am not thinking past the sound bytes.

That’s the standard libbie talking point when we disagree with them. With my buddy, i’m always being accused of parroting Rush and Hannity.

Andy
Andy

Holy cow! You guys are actually going to experiment with open posting? Cool! As a long time lurker, I’ve been waiting for this day! I must disclaim, however, that I am a *looks left, looks right* a liberal. However, that doesn’t mean I’ve turned my brain off. Thought occurs to me on the teachers’ salaries that Darthbane posted. What are… Read more »