Don’t Mess With Texas

And especially don’t mess with our kids.

Because we WILL kill you. Dead.

An update to the case of the Texas dad who put a lethal smackdown upon a TSA agent child rapist trying to rape his daughter, thanks to LC Intellectual Conservative:

Authorities say a Texas father who beat to death a man who tried molesting his 5-year-old daughter will not be charged.

Officials said the grand jury met Tuesday and declined to return an indictment against the father in the death of 47-year-old Jesus Mora Flores.

We can’t say that we’re surprised here, because we’d be lying. The only thing we’re slightly surprised about, but that may yet be to come, is that the town of Shiner hasn’t yet erected a monument to honor the father and given him the keys to the city for services rendered to keep our great state clean.

Won’t keep US, however, being an Emperor and all, from declaring this day, the 20th of June in the year of our L-rd, a day of national celebration of Justice.

On a more serious note, we offer our most sincere prayers for the dad and his family. We know, sir, that you are full of remorse for having killed. That is a fact of life for a true human, and nothing we can say will make that go away. You won’t forget it. We wish we could tell you otherwise, but we’d be lying.

What we want you to know is what you already know, deep inside, but it needs to be repeated: You did what had to be done. Sometimes life demands that we make a choice and the choices we have are all bad. But choose we must. Even choosing NOT to choose is a choice. You made yours, and it was the right one. You know this to be true. If you had it to do all over again, you would do the same thing. Think about the alternatives, because that is what you need to focus on now. Not what you did, but what the consequences of not doing it would be.

As hard as what you did will be to come to terms with, and it will be hard initially (but it will get easier with time, at least to live with it), the alternatives would have been infinitely harder.

Again, we know that you already know this. The rational part of you does. But right now the rational part of you isn’t all you have to deal with, so in this time, and it will pass, that is what you have to focus on every time your thoughts, your self-recriminations weigh you down. Out of a number of bad options, you chose the least bad one. You did what you had to do. You have the admiration of anybody with a heart for being able to make that choice in the heat of the moment, and you certainly have the admiration of your community. Nobody, NOBODY who is a human being holds what you did against you. They, I, we would ALL have done the same thing.

You have to keep that in mind, both for yourself, but also for your daughter. She needs you, and you have to be strong for her, but you cannot be that unless you find peace with yourself.

You can do this. Just know that we are all rooting and praying for you and that you will never have to buy a drink again in our company.

You did right.

G-d bless you and lend you strength.

Thatisall.

26 comments

  1. 1
    Naviguesser growls and barks:

    Waiting for that horde of ‘civil rights activist’ tards in Austin to do us all a favor and have their collective coronary.

  2. 2
    LC/IB PrimEviL growls and barks:

    But, but…they are just looking for a better life, they’re not criminals. :roll:

  3. 3
    dasbow growls and barks:

    You know, I had noticed that The Baby Jesus seemed to be smiling a little more radiantly today.

  4. 4
    BigDogg growls and barks:

    I’m guessing that the grand jury convened for about 30 seconds … just long enough to say something like “We all know that there’s not a single one of us who would vote to charge this guy, but we have to go through the motions anyway. Show of hands now ….. anyone? OK, that’s a no.”

  5. 5
    LC HJ Caveman82952 growls and barks:

    That little girl will always know of her fathers love, including putting his life and his freedom on the line in her defense. As for those defending this scumbag diddler…….in some ways I’d prefer seeing them dead than the diddler. No, make that a lot of ways……
    God Bless you, little child, and may you find the therapy and help you need for your future life.

  6. 6

    Killing more Americans than all of our armed enemies can manage to kill fighting our Armed Forces.

  7. 7
    Somebody growls and barks:

    Naviguesser says:

    Waiting for that horde of ‘civil rights activist’ tards in Austin to do us all a favor and have their collective coronary.

    The name is Jim Harrington.

  8. 8
    Somebody growls and barks:

    Could someone please fix the damn link ??? :em08:

    [Done -- Emp.M.]

  9. 9

    Warning to kid touchers: the fatal beatdown administered above will seem like a vacation in Hawaii if you ever come near my offspring. Your punishment will involve rusty power tools, hydrochloric acid, rancid pig shit and a spork.

  10. 10
    LC BU1 IMotBP growls and barks:

    LC Nicki the Resident Misanthropic Bitch @ #8:

    Warning to kid touchers: the fatal beatdown administered above will seem like a vacation in Hawaii if you ever come near my offspring. Your punishment will involve rusty power tools, hydrochloric acid, rancid pig shit and a spork.

    Just out of curiosity… What’s the spork for?

  11. 11
    LC Xealot growls and barks:

    Hell, I nearly blasted some dumbshit for starting a fight in my yard… can’t imagine what I’d do to someone molesting my own kid (supposing I ever bother having any).

    Pin a medal on this guy. Whoever disagrees is a fucking assclown.

  12. 12

    LC BU1 IMotBP says:

    Just out of curiosity… What’s the spork for?

    To make it hurt more, of course!

  13. 13
    dasbow growls and barks:

    LC BU1 IMotBP says:

    Just out of curiosity… What’s the spork for?

    To clean up what’s left of the goblin, of course.

  14. 14
    LC Xealot growls and barks:

    dasbow says:

    To clean up what’s left of the goblin, of course.

    I thought that’s what a dog was for.

  15. 15
    L.O.R. Ankle biter growls and barks:

    LC Xealot @ #:
    No way, man, I’d not feed that to the dog, and I confess I’m not even a dog lover. There is just some food that’s too low a grade to feed to anything for which you hold any respect at all, and this kind of scum might have rats turning their noses up. Dogs wouldn’t come within 10 yards.

  16. 16
    LC Xealot growls and barks:

    Buzzards gotta eat. Same as worms.

  17. 17
    Mattexian growls and barks:

    Maybe it’s just me, but perhaps the owners of Shiner beer should give this man a card allowing him a free Shiner beer of his choice, at any bar, restaurant, or store, for the rest of his life! I have the feeling he’s gonna want to try drowning those demons, because of our innate aversion to killing another human being, no matter the justification. My prayers go out to the family.

  18. 18
    Secondmouse growls and barks:

    LC Nicki the Resident Misanthropic Bitch @ #8:

    My version involves fourteen pine cones, granulated pool chlorine, duct tape and a plasma cutter. Gotta use what you can lay your hands on quickly. I know what you’re thinking. Don’t ask.

  19. 19
    Bitter Clinger growls and barks:

    My lovely little list (in alphabetical order)

    Bailing wire
    Blow torch
    Cigar guillotine
    Pliers

    And last but certainly not least….
    Troy Bilt chipper shredder :em01:

  20. 20
    LC Ogrrre growls and barks:

    All y’all are thinkin’ way too high tech. All you need are 4 stakes, 4 pieces of rope, and an ant bed. Very slow, very painful, very final, and very just! :em01:

  21. 21
    FreeCanuck growls and barks:

    A rope, a millstone, and a handy body of water. Follow the KISS principle and keep it simple! It’s got the Bible’s seal of approval! :em01:

  22. 22

    FreeCanuck says:

    A rope, a millstone, and a handy body of water. Follow the KISS principle and keep it simple! It’s got the Bible’s seal of approval!

    But what about the fish?

  23. 23

    Secondmouse @ #:

    Damn! I got turned on there for a second! :em05:

  24. 24

    FreeCanuck says:

    A rope, a millstone, and a handy body of water. Follow the KISS principle and keep it simple! It’s got the Bible’s seal of approval!

    I don’t do simple when it comes to kid touchers. I make it hurt. For a long, looooooooong time!

  25. 25

    “It looks to me like he stole more chain than he could swim with.”

  26. 26
    FreeCanuck growls and barks:

    LC Nicki the Resident Misanthropic Bitch says:

    I don’t do simple when it comes to kid touchers. I make it hurt. For a long, looooooooong time!

    There’s always skinning knives and vinegar. I think everybody can figure out the rest.