Oh the Irony! Airline Passenger Charged with Battery

…for demonstrating to the child molesting rapists of the TSA what they’re subjecting innocent Americans to every day without fear of consequences (h/t, once again, to the Daily Pundit):

FORT MYERS – A lot of people get peeved about TSA pat downs. But a Bonita Springs woman is accused of groping an agent at Southwest Florida International Airport and it’s all on tape!

It happened on her way to Cleveland, Ohio. Airline passenger Carol Price says while going through security to catch her flight, a TSA agent groped her.

In response, the video shows Price put down her carry-on bags, turn to a TSA supervisor and grab her – allegedly without permission – to show the supervisor what Price says she went through.

“It was a customer complaint of an extremely inappropriate search,” said Price’s defense attorney John Mills.

Mills says another TSA agent first groped Price’s genitals and breasts.

“She did not touch the supervisor as intrusively as she was touched,” Mills said.

Well then she bloody well should have. And then she should have shoved a 2 by 4 wrapped in razor wire up the stink hole of the TSA stormtropper and pumped it back and forth like a jackhammer on overdrive. But still, good on her!

But this is where it gets priceless, because you know as well as we do that the chorus of “we were only follovink orderz” is about to be screamed in discordant asynchronicity from the throat of every TSA scumbag and their apologists. They might, however, want to stick a sock in it, because:

Price says the TSA agent wasn’t following protocol – and she should know.

Price is a former TSA agent who worked at the airport until a few years ago. She got along with some, but not all of her co-workers, and says her pat down was personal.

“She’s obviously been through training and knew this lady,” Mills said.

Oopsie! She actually knows protocol? Not that it stops the TSA:

The TSA says: “The pat down was conducted correctly in accordance with our procedures. Violence against our officers who work every day to keep the traveling public safe is unacceptable.”

A. You’re not keeping ANYBODY safe, you useless clowncunts, so take that utterly predictable refuge of a subhuman scoundrel and shove it so far down your throats that it’s going to jam up your pyloric sphincter.

B. “Violence?” As opposed to the daily sexual assaults that you perverted, sick, hardly-worth-the-price-of-a-bullet fucks are subjecting everybody to everyday, including little children? Can’t you just jack off to pedo pr0n like most of your fellow molesters do?

Just fuck off and die, will you? Preferably in ways so horribly painful that it would drive any normal human being (which specifically excludes YOU) insane.

Which gets us to thinking: Under at least Texas law, the commission of the crime of rape/sexual assault does authorize the use of any level of force, up to and INCLUDING lethal force, in order to stop it. We would say that the non-consensual groping of genitals qualifies. Actually, we’re pretty sure it would, although we’re certainly not going to test it by going out to grope some innocent citizen in the privates without their specific consent.

Unlike TSA agents, we’re human, you see.

But it does raise an interesting point. If you witness or are the victim of a TSA sexual assault in progress and you announce to the animal aggressor that they have to stand down, citing the appropriate parts of the criminal code of course, and they refuse to cease and desist?

We’d say that the next step would be weapons cleared hot and “boom.”

Justifiable homicide. Good kill.



  1. 1
    watchyerlane growls and barks:

    You cite protocol to these toolbags and they refuse to stand down?
    Hence my screen name;

    Lock and load your 10 round magazine of 5.56mm ammunition AAAAAND watch yer lane.

    Drop ’em like a bad habit and move on to the next til they get the message and finally stand down in the name of personal privacy and freedom.

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    Library Czar growls and barks:

    5.56 uh really? Why use an inefficient paper weight of a round? 308, 30-06, .45 50 cal, at least use something that has a punch.

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    LC Proud Infidel growls and barks:

    I tried a new stunt for when I have to fly somewhere, and it worked! Just eat a couple of FiberOne bars, the oats and peanut butter works best, along with a hard boiled egg and a bite or two of a sweet onion about 45 minutes before the shakedown, and voila! I went through the first part of the shakedown, and then had to go in front of a TSA puke who was talking down to me like an eighth grade bully with his fellow pukes standing behind him sneering. He looked at me saying “OVER HERE, and spread your arms!”. I did, and no sooner than that, *POOOOOOT*, I cut a nice big “ranky ripper”, and he calmly told me to go ahead sans patdown. There’s nothing more satisfying than a nice big fart at just the right moment! FTR, I’m a muscular 5’8″ and the TSA puke was a 6’+ EEO quota with a “get whitey” attitude.

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    BigDogg growls and barks:

    All I know is that when the SHTF, I’m going to spend a day around the local airport zeroing in on royal blue shirts.

  5. 5
    LC HJ Caveman82952 growls and barks:

    I had athletes foot once, and guys, my feet reeked…now if one were to neglect changing their socks for say a month……….

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    FrankOK growls and barks:

    I won’t fly partially because of this crap – and working at an airline gets me a “good deal” on ticket costs. I don’t go unless I can drive.

    Neither will I get tickets for family members – if they just “have to” fly, they can get the tickets themselves.

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    Mark12A growls and barks:

    I fly myself anywhere buy trans-continental distances. If I see a blue-shirted checkpoint at my local FBO the .45 may emerge from my flight bag.

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    LC Xealot growls and barks:

    I wonder when the Occupy Vagina folk will capitalize on this. Fill out an application, become a TSA agent. Molest children and call it ‘screening for terrorists.’

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    LC TerribleTroy growls and barks:

    Skyrim is the fucking bomb! I never liked the role playing “magic” games, but that game is just freaking amazing, just the size of it is jaw dropping. I can literally waste a entire day and not even blink. I’m a level 42 knight/mage. Right now I’m working on my smithing, enchanting levels. I have also enjoyed the Assasins Creed series. But at the end of the day I still lean heavily toward fps. Oh, Borderlands was a helluva lot of fun also. I tried fallout but didn’t care for it, I think the controller layout may have been a factor. Base on yalls reccomendation I will give it another try….after I finish Skyrim. Which, based on current projections, should be sometime in 2013.

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    LC Xealot growls and barks:

    I used to be a TSA agent, then I took a groping to the groin.

  11. 11
    LC TerribleTroy growls and barks:

    Ah… I appear to have screwed the pooch and misfired on this thread. My apology to the pack. Meebee mgmt could correct it…or leave it as testament to my failure to pay proper attention.

    I now return you to your regularly scheduled program..

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    Secondmouse growls and barks:

    TSA = TOTUS Standing Army.

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    watchyerlane growls and barks:

    Library Czar @ #:

    “Lock and load your 10 round magazine of 5.56mm ammunition and watch your lane”

    Basic command ordering the range live at U.S Army infantry school weapons qualification, Fort Benning Georgia

    the caliber you are correct does not contain the firepower of a .308 but my point is more of a hat tip to the U.S Infantry.

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    LC SmokeyBehr growls and barks:

    I’m getting to the point where I’d rather “waste” money taking flying lessons than to get my junk touched by some molester at the Passenger Terminal.