Poshol Na Khuy!

Or why you should never try to regulate cock rings.

At least unless you want to be mocked mercilessly. Over to you, sestrichka!

20 comments

  1. 1
    Lizard, G.L.O.R. growls and barks:

    Thanks I needed a good laugh tonight. :em01:

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    OMG!!! You really did link it! I was laughing so hard last night, I nearly got sick!

    204 comments about cock, cock rings, and prison sex!

    Holy shit, dude! I’m laughing now! :em01:

    You’re awesome, bratets!

  3. 3

    Response to DJ Allyn, ITW @:
    OMG, Deej!!! I didn’t even think of that!

    The repercussions of this heinous act will reverberate far and wide, and I’m hiding! Holy fucking shit!!!!

    :em95:

  4. 4
    Library Czar growls and barks:

    200 comments? Link

  5. 5
    BC, Imperial Torturer growls and barks:

    Deej & Nicki, thanks for the heads-up. (Or, actually, more of a “reminder” about xtranormal.) I’ve seen some of the videos before, but never really had an urge to try my hand at creating something from there. After this “encouragement” from y’all, I think I’ll give it a shot and see what comes out— I’m thinking of a “Rosie O’Donuts Meets Transgendered Osama Bin Laden in a German BDSM/Scat-pr0n Dungeon storyline as a starting point…

    I’m off to get started on it and I’ll let y’all know when the first rough cut is finished for pre-release screenings. :em93: :em04:

  6. 6
    Lizard, G.L.O.R. growls and barks:

    I like it BC :em03:

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    LC Ogrrre growls and barks:

    Deej, you’re supposed to be able to work miracles with IT systems. Hurry and develop some application that will make threads like this invisible to BC. PLEASE, for the sake of humanity! The reason I ask this is that the price of components of Brain Bleach has gone through the roof AND the elves in my brain bleach factory are all on strike. Just a fair warning: what brain bleach I have left will first go for personal consumption. So, it’s in your own best interest to come up with something to counter BC.

  10. 10
    LC Spare Parts growls and barks:

    Don’t tell me. Underwriters Laboratory passed on this one.

  11. 11
    Grammar Czar growls and barks:

    Response to LC Nicki the Resident Misanthropic Bitch @:
    Way to go, Nicki.

  12. 12
    VonZorch Imperial Researcher growls and barks:

    DJ Allyn, ITW says:

    I am sure that at this very moment, BC is at his undisclosed location in Florida rubbing his hands together and cackling like an evil mad scientist over his next media project…

    “I Want Sharks with Frickin Laser Beams Attached to their Heads.”

    “Cue up Rosie O’Donnell and Helen Thomas in a thong next”

    “Bwah ha ha ha ha”

    Just the thought is making my stomach churn.

  13. 13
    LC Gunsniper growls and barks:

    Nope. We enter a brave new world.

    Fellow LCs, we are strong, we are hardy, we are courageous and forthright.

    Let us go forward with the knowledge that our Imperial Tech Wizard will keep us safe from the genuinely horrid threats that abound on the intertubes. Deej is our engineer and our safeguard against the true dangers aimed at this online Empire of the Rotties, not our schoolmarm shading our eyes (and Souls) from the foul visual wickedness emanating from those same intertubes. (Especially the wickedness from our own Imperial Torturer. :em99:

    We must stiffen our spines, steady our resolve, and keep plenty of eye bleach on hand so that we not only endure the travails of the intertubes but perhaps come to appreciate our Imperial Torturer’s Impending Wicked Works of Woe in an animated format rather than from a mere static picture.

  14. 14
    lc purple raider growls and barks:

    Deej & Nicki, thanks for the heads-up. (Or, actually, more of a “reminder” about xtranormal.) I’ve seen some of the videos before, but never really had an urge to try my hand at creating something from there. After this “encouragement” from y’all, I think I’ll give it a shot and see what comes out— I’m thinking of a “Rosie O’Donuts Meets Transgendered Osama Bin Laden in a German BDSM/Scat-pr0n Dungeon storyline as a starting point…

    After reading some of these posts, I have come to the conclusion that you guys are wussies.

    My G-D, we are made of sterner stuff than this. We have looked into the bowels of hell, and laughed.

    A naughty video from BC should be nothing.

    BRING IT ON!!!!ELEVENTY1111

  15. 15
    LC Scott growls and barks:

    I personally wait in anticipation for what BC brings forth. :em01:

  16. 16
    Elephant Man growls and barks:

    Beer goggles…check

    Eyewash…check

    Brain bleach…check

    Do it.

    Do it now. :em99:

  17. 17
    LC FORGER - Racist Czar growls and barks:

    LC Purple Raider sez – “A naughty video from BC should be nothing.

    BRING IT ON!!!!ELEVENTY1111″

    Yeah, you go on thinking that… just remember when BC’s latest abomination has you slamming your skull into a brick wall while you’re screaming at the top of your lungs, “COMPULSORY EXPANSION PROJECT!!!”, that you asked for it…

  18. 18
    LC FORGER - Racist Czar growls and barks:

    This is a testes of my new smarter than me fone… Hello…. Is this thing on??

  19. 19
    LC FORGER - Racist Czar growls and barks:

    Wow!! Kool.
    ..

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    LC FORGER - Racist Czar growls and barks:

    Response to DJ Allyn, ITW @:

    No worries. Mate… I don’t even talk on the damn thing when driving..