Pisslamists Enter, Confusion, Violence Ensue
We’re shocked, shocked we tell you at the latest wholly unpredictable developments in the province of Aegyptus.
We mean, who could possibly have foreseen that unseating a stable government in the middle of hordes of pisslamist fundamentalists and letting the latter group get involved in politics would have catastrophic consequences? What, with the proven track records of advanced, peaceful, happy pisslamist societies all over the world and all.
We’re taken completely aback here.
So the military is taking over again to keep Egypt from becoming another Clusterfuck of a Miserable Pisslamist Failure Dunghole and we’re supposed to be somehow dismayed and upset about this?
Hmmm… Where’s our give-a-shit meter? We’re sure we left it here somewhere.
Perhaps certain parties in Egypt aren’t quite ready to embrace murder, pillaging, burning and raping in the name of allah (bees piss upon him) yet. Good for them.
Pass the popcorn, please.
Thatisall.
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Heartless bastard that I am, I’m watching the events in Egypt, Syria and Libya with equal relish. It’s a bit like giving sugar and slingshots to a classroom of children and watching the predictable chaos play out over a few hours.
I say we stand strongly with Israel, and let “muzzy land” consume itself in blood and fire. All the better for us.
What? But I was told that President Tee Time and his trusty sidekick Hilarity Clinton had this situation well-in-hand. How could this have happened? Is it possible that we have a President that doesn’t know his ass from third base? Someone alert the media! I said someone alert the… Wait. They’re already at the White House. Hey – what is that MSNBC reporter doing? Doesn’t that make his knees hurt? He damn well better brush his teeth after that.
So, the egyptian military has all but nullified the election, which the muslim brudderhoodz won, who’ve promised repeatedly to attack Israel with THE SAME military,,, who’ve clearly got “FUCK THAT!!” on their minds.
‘Gotta give ‘em credit for havin’ a realistic view of THAT outcome.
LC Cheapshot911, Dept. of Redneck Tech @ #:
I’m glad the realists are taking control from the suicidal nuts. Maybe there is hope for Egypt after all.
Until our Lord’s return, that entire shithole region is going to remain a festering sewer, regardless of what feeble attempts men make to secure “peace.” We need to link up arm-in-arm with our Israeli brothers and sisters, support them to the death, and let the rest of the region implode with arab/muslim rage.
Better the Devil they knew than the Devil they don’t know – or something to that effect.
Not gonna say that the Gubmint there (before they decided to burn down the house) was much good, but what have they got now? Trouble with a T and that rhymes with MB and that stands for……. wait for it….. Murder Brudder-in-da-hood!
Ignorance at work.
Igor, Imperial Booby:
My version is Buttslammic Botherhood, but it’s negotiable.