We’re shocked, shocked we tell you at the latest wholly unpredictable developments in the province of Aegyptus.
We mean, who could possibly have foreseen that unseating a stable government in the middle of hordes of pisslamist fundamentalists and letting the latter group get involved in politics would have catastrophic consequences? What, with the proven track records of advanced, peaceful, happy pisslamist societies all over the world and all.
We’re taken completely aback here.
So the military is taking over again to keep Egypt from becoming another Clusterfuck of a Miserable Pisslamist Failure Dunghole and we’re supposed to be somehow dismayed and upset about this?
Hmmm… Where’s our give-a-shit meter? We’re sure we left it here somewhere.
Perhaps certain parties in Egypt aren’t quite ready to embrace murder, pillaging, burning and raping in the name of allah (bees piss upon him) yet. Good for them.
Pass the popcorn, please.