James Carville to Ogabe: “It’s NOT the Economy, Stupid!”

Apparently he and some other graduate from the Joseph Goebbels University of Big Lie have been cooking up a report on what President Downgrade McDeficit should and, more importantly, should not talk about in order to maximize his chances of being able to finish his “fundamental transformation” of the United States.

They sum it up quite nicely in the first paragraph, which is awfully kind of them considering that their full report, as is the case with every other gasbag emanation from Democrat Fascist strategists, is approximately 375,000 pages long. But you can go read the whole thing in case your Dominatrix is taking the week off to do pro bono work beating up random street urchins. Not that there’s anything wrong with that. We’re not judging here.

What is clear from this fresh look at public consciousness on the economy is how difficult this period has been for both non-college-educated and college-educated voters

That would be a group also commonly referred to as “everybody.”

– and how vulnerable the prevailing narratives articulated by national Democratic leaders are.

“We’re fucked!

“We will face an impossible headwind

We swear, if we hear that word “headwind” just ONE. MORE. TIME. We’re going to regurgitate all of the candied lark’s tongues we ate at the last Imperial Orgy.

in November if we do not move to a new narrative, one that contextualizes the recovery but, more importantly, focuses on what we will do to make a better future for the middle class.

“Ignore the facts, keep trying to sell the voters on how good it’s going to be, and never mind that we’ve had 4, (actually 6 since the Democrat Fascists took over Congress in ’06), years to make good on our initial promises of how good it’s going to be.”

Listen, His Imperial Majesty doesn’t want to be a wet blanket here, and we’re certainly not one to underestimate the importance and sheer delight of foreplay but, if after 6 years of heavy petting we still find our member as stubbornly flaccid as an overcooked linguini, we’d have to offer the suggestion that maybe your approach isn’t working all that well.

Just saying.

Still, old Snakehead Carville is absolutely right: The LAST thing that Hussein O-Food Stamp should want to talk about right now is the economy. We’re just, we suppose, a little confused as to how this suggestion of Carville’s is in any way a new direction from the stubborn refusal to talk about the economy that O-Great Depression Mk.II has shown so far.

But, by all means, DO follow his advice, O-bam-bam. Keep ignoring the elephant in the room and try to party like it’s 2008, because surely NO voters are going to notice your aversion to talking about facts facing them every day of their, thanks to you, increasingly miserable lives and we’re certain SURE that they’re perfectly willing to give you another 4 years of not even trying to get them stimulated.

Which is where we realize that Carville is an old Clintonista. Hey, way to go. Hussein is just stupid and narcissistic enough to actually follow your advice. Clever, very clever.

Thatisall.

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LC Ogrrre - Imperial Heartless Bastard
LC Ogrrre - Imperial Heartless Bastard

Yer Vileness, Il Douche talks about the economy fairly frequently. “The Private Sector is doing fine.” “In 3 1/2 years we’ve created 4.5 million jobs.” The summer of 2009 10 1112 is the “summer of recovery”.
Black Jesus talks about the economy fairly frequently, he just can not lie convincingly about it.

LC Ogrrre - Imperial Heartless Bastard
LC Ogrrre - Imperial Heartless Bastard

Oh, yeah! FOIST PUSSIES!!!!! :em07:

Bones
Bones

If you will just give us for more years, the glorious future of NEXT TUESDAY will be right around the corner. Jackass can’t even figure out that most of us have heard this shit before, hmm, I wonder where. Someplace drab and cold, funny language, didn’t like America, wonder what country that was…… :em08:

dasbow
dasbow

Sorry, but I have to stick up for the JEF. It’s not his fault you can’t fit a 5 year plan in a 4 year term.

Mark12A
Mark12A

You gotta wonder if old Snakehead Carville is STILL a Clintonista…

LC Gladiator
LC Gladiator

I will gladly pay you Tuesday for a Hamburger, TODAY

LC SecondMouse
LC SecondMouse

Beat me to it, Sire. I was thinking Carville was laying a trap for President Downgrade Hussein O’Foodstamp, just as you allude in the last paragraph.

The only HEADWIND that matters is the one he is encountering on the way to a second term, and I hope it proves to be enough.

rightrightright
rightrightright

The impossible “head wind” (read turban) that everybody faces daily happens to be O-bam-bam.

LC Spare Parts
LC Spare Parts

I wish the headwind the liberals face contained our combined spit.

Tallulah
Tallulah

Pass it on…. To all within reach of New York City: a fabulous exhibition of THE LIFE OF WINSTON CHURCHILL is on view right now in midtown at the J. P. Morgan Library — complete with voice recordings of the Great Man making his most famous speeches, letters in his own handwriting, photographs, and artifacts. Go see this treasure trove… Read more »

ShyDog
ShyDog

:em01: This is precisely the kind of writing that introduced me to the Rotti’s years ago…..how I have missed you! (Once I learned to understand you LOL) You’re “crude, rude and socially unacceptable”, and RIGHT! LOL good to be back…

Mark12A
Mark12A

Great bunch of facts, there, Gladiator. It just doesn’t have the emotional appeal of “Tax the Rich!”