“He Needed Killin'”, a Definition [UPDATED]

Thanks to LC I.C., who put a smile on our Imperial Face with this:

The father called police late Saturday afternoon and told them he attacked a man caught trying to sexually assault his daughter, Harmon said. The alleged attack happened near a barn where some horses were being kept.

“In the course of trying to get her away from him, and protect her, he struck the subject several times in the head and the subject died,” Harmon said.

And there was much rejoicing. And eating of the Sacred BBQ. And dancing. And merriment.

Harmon said a grand jury will decide what, if any, charges the father will face. No charges have yet been filed.

And don’t, dear LCs, bet any money on any charges being filed either.

The good folk of Shiner might, however, skin the disgusting beast and mount the skin outside city limits. As a reminder to others.

Let there be joy in the Empire!


UPDATE: CNN, of course, immediately dispatched a journaljizz team to find somebody in Shiner who felt that the father ought to be charged. Not much to anybody’s surprise, except for the bleeding heart bitch “journalist” sent there, they didn’t find any. Imagine that! None of those barbarian redneck savages who’ve never even been to a fashionable cocktail party or tasted the sweet taste of Obunghole’s arsehole thought there was anything wrong with beating a child rapist to death! We can well imagine how the CNN crew must have burned rubber getting out of that horrible town as soon as their segment was in the can. Straight out of Deliverance, we tell you!

Apart from the sheer awesomeness of the good people of Shiner, TX, our favorite segment was the Sheriff who, when asked by the hysterical harridan CNN news-cow if he didn’t think that “the father should be CHARGED?” just looks away for a moment, then turns back and says “let’s don’t ask that question.”

Of course he can’t answer that question, as the daft CNN cow well knows, he’s a law enforcement officer, not a court officer, but it sure beats the hell out of just saying “sorry ma’am, can’t answer that question”.

For one thing, it DOES answer the question. Good on ya, Sheriff, His Imperial Majesty suddenly thinks he might be spending his retirement in the good town of Shiner.

And no, CNN, down here in Texas we don’t believe that offing a beast who molests 4-year-olds is something that requires “nuance.” We don’t go flapping our gums on Tee Vee like Whoopie Goldberg trying to make a case that there’s a difference between “rape” and “rape-rape.” There’s only one kind, and the solution to the problem is the same. Every time.

And we’re not ashamed of that. We’re proud.


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    angrywebmaster growls and barks:

    I saw that last night and was going to send it to you, but I figured that you were closer and you’re mailbox would be filled to overflowing. I did a write up when I saw it and I’ll be linking back to you shortly. :em01:

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    Secondmouse growls and barks:

    At the risk of repeating myself from an earlier comment on another thread, I will simply say that the only way to record this death is as a suicide.

    Head on a pike next to the “Welcome to Shiner” sign is optional, but easily funded.

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    BigDogg growls and barks:

    The father was far too kind … I would still be beating the son of a bitch to death, very slowly, after skinning him alive and giving him a shower of salt water.

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    Mark12A growls and barks:

    If he was an illegal beaner, look for Heinrich Holder and the DOJ Gestapo to come after him. You can’t go around killing the democratic base and get away with it!

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    ohio right wing nut growls and barks:


    This should happen more often, find someone guilty of such crimes, give the dad a pillow case filled with bars of soap and let him have at it. Or a small bag filled with nickles.

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    LC ShadowFox growls and barks:

    Not only was justice done, Mr. Harmon saved we taxpayers the cost of warehousing the stain.

    We didn’t have an open thread this weekend so I hope you don’t mind if I put this here Misha. The winds of change have been blowing more than I’d prefer in the last year. In the midst of the storm I recently spotted a light of opportunity and set course for it. This means that the winds will have blown this LC clear down from the Northern Watch to Weatherford. That’s right, I’ll soon be amongst the newest citizens of the Republic.

    That said moving to a place you’ve never been to is a tricky proposition. If there’s any Rottie in Weatherford who’d be willing to gather me some local intel on what the apt/housing situation is and some contact numbers I’d appreciate it.

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    Igor, Imperial Booby growls and barks:

    Justice was done, and rightly so. Somehow I expect the Grand Jury (if it even gets that far!) to look at the case and go “Meh!” and toss it in the dustbin.

    The only thing to do to a poisonous snake is to kill it, and right quick! :em01:

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    LC HJ Caveman82952 growls and barks:

    I’d love to be on that jury..that boy would walk out of there a free man……with a free drink of his choice, courtesy of yours truly,,,he made the world a better place…..

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    Bitter Clinger growls and barks:

    And all G-d’s people said AMEN :em01:

    Human vermin whose mother should have swallowed. Father did the right thing and the good people of Shiner know it.
    Secondmouse says:

    Head on a pike next to the “Welcome to Shiner” sign is optional, but easily funded.

    I second that!!

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    Love it, will be linking in JUST a minute!

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    Patriette growls and barks:

    Secondmouse says:

    Head on a pike next to the “Welcome to Shiner” sign is optional, but easily funded.

    I”ll gladly pitch in some funds to help with the installation of said pike! Geez, stories like this are part of what makes me wanna move to Texas…wish I could drag the old man out of the PNW!

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    Shame this doesn’t show that I linked this. How does that work? How do I have to show that I did? :em08:

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    Somebody growls and barks:

    Some liberal commie worries about the molesters “civil rights”….

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    Somebody growls and barks: