Thanks to LC I.C., who put a smile on our Imperial Face with this:
The father called police late Saturday afternoon and told them he attacked a man caught trying to sexually assault his daughter, Harmon said. The alleged attack happened near a barn where some horses were being kept.
“In the course of trying to get her away from him, and protect her, he struck the subject several times in the head and the subject died,” Harmon said.
And there was much rejoicing. And eating of the Sacred BBQ. And dancing. And merriment.
Harmon said a grand jury will decide what, if any, charges the father will face. No charges have yet been filed.
And don’t, dear LCs, bet any money on any charges being filed either.
The good folk of Shiner might, however, skin the disgusting beast and mount the skin outside city limits. As a reminder to others.
Let there be joy in the Empire!
UPDATE: CNN, of course, immediately dispatched a journaljizz team to find somebody in Shiner who felt that the father ought to be charged. Not much to anybody’s surprise, except for the bleeding heart bitch “journalist” sent there, they didn’t find any. Imagine that! None of those barbarian redneck savages who’ve never even been to a fashionable cocktail party or tasted the sweet taste of Obunghole’s arsehole thought there was anything wrong with beating a child rapist to death! We can well imagine how the CNN crew must have burned rubber getting out of that horrible town as soon as their segment was in the can. Straight out of Deliverance, we tell you!
Apart from the sheer awesomeness of the good people of Shiner, TX, our favorite segment was the Sheriff who, when asked by the hysterical harridan CNN news-cow if he didn’t think that “the father should be CHARGED?” just looks away for a moment, then turns back and says “let’s don’t ask that question.”
Of course he can’t answer that question, as the daft CNN cow well knows, he’s a law enforcement officer, not a court officer, but it sure beats the hell out of just saying “sorry ma’am, can’t answer that question”.
For one thing, it DOES answer the question. Good on ya, Sheriff, His Imperial Majesty suddenly thinks he might be spending his retirement in the good town of Shiner.
And no, CNN, down here in Texas we don’t believe that offing a beast who molests 4-year-olds is something that requires “nuance.” We don’t go flapping our gums on Tee Vee like Whoopie Goldberg trying to make a case that there’s a difference between “rape” and “rape-rape.” There’s only one kind, and the solution to the problem is the same. Every time.
And we’re not ashamed of that. We’re proud.