Democracy Still Lives

We’re glad to see that nobody beat us to the punch here at the Imperial HQ, because that way we get to parade our magnificent schadenboner before anybody else.

Behold the Imperial Schadenboner, libfascists, and despair! Watch it as it majestically bobs, weaves and sweeps around the room like a giant, glowing ramrod of destruction!

Scott Walker didn’t merely “survive” the Fascist Liberal attempts to buy, bully and intimidate their way to an election, he bloody well crushed that pathetic little prickpustule Barrett to a bleeding, quivering, liberal fascist union smear on the concrete. Governor Walker and the people of Wisconsin told the SturmAbteilungen of the Ogabe Unions to fuck the hell off, then they pounded them into a pulp, poured gasoline over them, lit them on fire and, after the fire had cooled off, pissed on the ashes.

Tonight is a great night to be an American. Of course, it’s always a great night to be an American because we kick arse and take names no matter what we do and we are the greatest nation that ever blessed this sad dirtball of a planet with its presence, but you get our point.

And we’re not done yet, but first we have to wallow a bit in the bitter, despairing tears of the liberal fascists (graciously shamelessly stolen from Ace’s place):

We don’t know about you, but we just can’t seem to get tired of watching that sniveling, whiny little turd proclaim the “death of democracy” because he and his puppet masters didn’t manage to reverse the intent of the people of Wisconsin through Astroturfed violence, thuggery and fraud. We hope and expect to see a LOT of that kind of video come November, and we’re positively giddy with anticipation just thinking about it. Please note, in particular, how the pathetic little man-child, through his metrosexual tears, harp on about how he and his pals were “outspent” by Walker. Sure they were. If you don’t count the $100 million, give or take a million or two, that the Nationalsozialistischer Arbeitsfront unions pumped into the effort. Note it well, because it’s going to play on endless loop on the Liberal Fascist Media for weeks to come.

Heaven forbid they should even entertain the notion that their candidate just plain sucked and was thoroughly rejected by the good people of Wisconsin. They’d rather chew off their own arms than do so.

So, beyond the utter joy deep in the heart of righteous people everywhere, how is this important in the Grand Scheme of Things™?

Several reasons, really, so let’s go through them in no particular order:

1) SCoaMF’s utter refusal to campaign for the Democrat Union candidate. Instead he sent out Billy Jeff to round up some bee jays from local coeds. We’re sure the old man appreciates the gesture. The liberal fascists, on the other hand? Not so much. Sure, it was the obvious move for him once it became clear that Barrett was going down hard, can’t have the Obamessiah tainted by ignominious defeat, can we?, but it isn’t going to help him any.

The pain in that video above is very real (and it’s SPECTACULAR! too), the little drones really did pull out all the stops to reverse a democratic election because they didn’t like the results, and no matter how the defeat is going to be spun, as it will be, as the result of anything BUT the will of Wisconsinites, the refusal of their false god to even try to help them after they’d done everything they could think of IS going to rankle them.

They stormed the state capitol, they spent hours campaigning, trolling, threatening, vandalizing, intimidating and doing everything except what they’d normally prefer to do, they even spent their meager savings supporting the effort, and their Styrofoam messiah couldn’t even show up for one lousy campaign stop when he was one state over anyway?

Don’t even try to convince us that’s not going to leave a bad taste in their pie holes no matter how much they try, and they will, to come up with excuses for their beloved Fubar.

2) We’ve long felt, and we know that we’re not alone, that fighting against the organized resources of the liberal fascists and their union allies, not to mention their customary voter fraud and other shenanigans is not merely an uphill fight, it might actually be doomed from the start.

Well let us tell you now, LCs of the Empire, we don’t feel that way anymore. If the liberal fascists can’t even pull it off in Wisconsin, one of the bastions of liberal fascist voter fraud and a blue state to boot, then we seriously have to wonder if they can pull it off anywhere. If they’d failed in Texas, Oklahoma or Arkansas, it wouldn’t be all that significant. But Wisconsin?

If they can’t make it there, they’ll fuck up everywhere.

Keep in mind: They not merely failed, they failed with almost a ten point spread. Not even in the same zip code as the Margin of Fraud™. Cheerful and optimistic warrior that His Imperial Majesty is, we were getting pretty confident that Walker would win towards the end. But we weren’t even remotely close to being optimistic enough to hope for that. We were expecting more of a 2-5% spread and we were fully expecting to have to go to sleep tonight worrying about what the result would be tomorrow once the mysterious and inevitable truckloads of “lost votes” always magically turning out to be almost exclusively NSDWP votes had “shown up”.

That’s not the case now. Not even the liberal fascists can steal that one.

That’s not just fail. That’s EPIC fail.

And in Wisconsin, no less.

3) Then there’s the “what does this mean for Ogabe vs. Romney?” question. Of course, you can be sure certain that the Ogabe Steno Pool will be all over the place claiming that this silly little local dust-up has no ramifications whatsoever (which is funny, considering that they all thought this was the most historical election ever, a true vote of confidence in Der Fubar, the single most important and devastating refutation of Evil Tea Partyism ever. A couple of months ago), but that doesn’t matter.

This will be important. Der Fubar has been riding high in the polls on the wave of “to even think improper thoughts about Der Fubar is RAAAAACIST” that the Ogabe Steno Pool has turned into “Conventional Wisdom” ever since he first slithered out from under the First Sasquatch’s hideous skirts and decided that he wanted to be president. And as is always the case with “conventional wisdom”, it’s hard for the great undecideds of the nation to buck that trend. Who wants to be a “dangerous extremist loon” by openly stating the obvious, which is that SCoaMF has done more damage to this nation than all of our previous actual enemies combined?

Hence the ridiculously high “approval” ratings that would be hovering in the 20s at best if he’d been anything other than a chocolate jeebus hiding behind the carpet bombardment of “conventional wisdom” spread by his Steno Pool. When you’re being polled, you’re either talking to or being confronted with an actual live human being. Who wants the hassle of being seen as a “raaacist” by an actual live being when you can shrug it all off by saying “oh well, I guess he’s OK”. This isn’t true in the voting booth, though, and that’s all that matters.

But now the rest of the people of the nation can see that you can buck the “conventional wisdom” and still win. They see that they’re NOT alone, that they’re NOT “extremist loons”, that the majority of their fellow Americans feel the same way about the NSDWP and their policies as they do.

That’s the beginning of a “preference cascade”, the point where people previously held hostage by a false impression of the “general mood” suddenly realize that the “general mood” isn’t general at all. And once that snowball gets rolling, you have an avalanche on your hands!

No, we’re not talking about us here. We’re already at the point where we don’t give a shit what others think, we know where we stand and we’re too pissed off to care. But frankly, my fellow citizens, we have to recognize that we’re not enough in sheer numbers to turn an election. We ARE, however, enough to keep the cascade going. Think about it, and be perfectly honest with yourselves here, haven’t you ever thought something and just kept it to yourselves because, well, you were probably the only one feeling that way?

We know we have. That was one of the reasons we started this website. And then, once we did, we were proven wrong. So very, very wrong. We found out very quickly that we WEREN’T alone, and we have never been happier about being wrong than we were then. And then we realized that hey, maybe this silly little site can make a difference after all, by creating a spot for others like us where they can find out that they were wrong too. There are a LOT like us. And we can all help, every single one of us, to keep the cascade going. All it takes is for us to point out, every time we run into a friend, co-worker, even a complete stranger, that they’re not alone and that they can come see for themselves. Here or on any number of other sites like this one, that doesn’t matter, but we can.

We’ve tried for years, all of us conservative bloggers, and we’ve achieved results.

But nothing like the results of the Wisconsin recall election. That wasn’t merely a “nudge”, that was a giant push.

Now it is up to us to capitalize on this.

And we, as a nation, owe the good people of Wisconsin for this. We owe them BIG time. We had the car rolling, but their efforts here installed a new engine and a nitro boost. They led by example, they made a push, now it’s up to all of us to keep it up.

Let’s do that. Let’s make noise, let’s do anything we can to spread the word, to keep this avalanche rolling, let’s create a cascade that will drown the NSDWP and their diseased, cancerous ideology, because we owe it to Wisconsin. We owe it to our nation. And, after tonight, we all know that it CAN be done. We have seen the best the enemy can do, on a battlefield favorable to him, and he failed. Let’s crush him. Let’s not merely defeat him. Let’s destroy him. For all of our sakes.

Let’s aim to misbehave.



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    Gee and one expected the lefty shriekers to be singing “Look for .. the Union label …” right about now

    Oh .. wait .. do I hear crickets?

    :em05: :em05: :em05: :em07: :em07: :em07:

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    LC Ogrrre growls and barks:

    No crickets, IC. That is the sound of wailing and gnashing of teeth. :em05: Well, except for Special Ed Schultz and prissy Chrissy Matthews. That is the sound of the Lamentations of Their (commie union thugs) Women.
    Clean up on aisle 4. Zombie heads exploding! :em05:

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    “Death of,, his,, democracy”… Let’s hope so.
    I’ll be pouring a broadside of cold rounds for anybody celebrating the Reaffirmation of Our Republic.
    To all teh Gubmint Woykah’s that drew sick pay to protest during school hours,, Pay it back or get tha’ SACK!

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    sleeper growls and barks:

    I’m happy to say I sent some of that “out-of-state money” to Wisconsin. Not a hell of a lot, but so far, the investment is paying off.

    Now, will the union members and smelly lefties recognize that their hissy fit is over?

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    LC MaxMomFL growls and barks:

    Mmmm….tears….delicious. Oh wait, oh wait. I gotta ‘nother one: All your tears are belong to us. :em05:

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    LC TerribleTroy growls and barks:

    I agree with Misha. Wiaconsin has show it can be done. If you know anyone that “apolitical”, who tells you their vote doesn’t matter cause they live in (insert name of liberal shithole) is blue, get them to vote. Don’t tell them who to vote for, just get them to participate. Its their privelage and duty as a citizen.

    Karl Rove and the GOP can kiss my white ass as they try to deny credit where credit is due. If it wasn’t for the TEA Party the outcome would’ve been different.



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    Even WITH the levels of undoubted voter fraud! Love it, November is coming. :em07:

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    VonZorch Imperial Researcher growls and barks:

    Aw, poor little baby’s throwing a fit because he didn’t get his way. That’s so delicious I think I’ll go back for a third helping.

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    LC George, Apocryphal Prophet growls and barks:

    What is best in life?

    To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and hear Ed Schultz lament like a woman.

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    FrankOK growls and barks:

    Now – if Milwaukee could just get back some of the small, family owned breweries that were there years ago …

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    FrankOK growls and barks:

    LC George, Apocryphal Prophet says:

    What is best in life?

    To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and hear Ed Schultz lament like a woman.


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    BigDogg growls and barks:

    The wus in the video reminds me of Bill Paxton in Aliens … “That’s it, man … game over!”

    Ah … to savor the sweet, sweet tears of defeated liberals. :em05:

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    irish19 growls and barks:

    FrankOK @ #:
    I’m definitely with you on that.

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    LC Sir Rurik, K.o.E. growls and barks:

    Today Wisconsin …… Tomorrow America! :em01:

    The only thing we need now is the inevitable “Hitler learns that Barrett has lost Wisconsin” parody. :em05:

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    LC HJ Caveman82952 growls and barks:

    I cannot begin to express my sublime delight in watching those little liberal bitches screaming like stuck pigs………time after time they heap this crap on us, and we take it…now it’s their turn and their behaviors a far cry from ours….
    Go ahead, little bitches, bring it on!
    Your days are numbered!
    You lost us long ago…
    Now you’re losing your own.
    Even bambi did a Greyhound on you……..
    Even here in Kalifornia unions are shitting their collective pants, yes, in San Jose and San Diego, both cities with a million population, you were out voted…by the people.Your pensions are now fair game, so get on with your lawsuits, when the cities go bankrupt they will know who to thank. When folks realize these thieving unions are taking money from them, in these economic times, let the games begin!
    Somehow I doubt FaceBook will be financing your schemes…the piper is at the door and getting very impatient.
    Ten men will be waiting to take every job at half the pay in due time. And you helped make it happen…..
    And it looks like even your cigarette tax will go down by a razor thin margin.
    This state can go right down the fucking shitter, the sooner the better……then to rebuild.
    Now repeat after me, little bitches, by the people… squeal away with your petulant tantrums…… :em05: :em01: I am lovin’ it! Made my day this morning.
    You start some shit you’ll open a Pandoras box you cannot close. And we hate your fucking guts as much as you hate ours! And we have ninety per cent of the numbers and guns. Do the math, dumbfucks!
    Fuck You! All of you!
    We won..get over it……

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    Now people, please, please, we must offer a magnanimous hand of friendship to our fellow country men in their time of despair. I’ll allow Glenn Beck’s 2004 speech of reconciliation to speak for me,

    Or maybe his 2010 olive branch to the left after the TEA Party victories.

    :em05: :em05: :em05: :em05:

    Hey lefties, SUCK IT BIG TIME!!!! :em07:

    :em05: :em05:

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    LC HJ Caveman82952 growls and barks:

    magnanimous hand of friendship

    I’ll start with the middle finger…aww, c’mon Crunch, you won’t let us have any fun…wahhhhh

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    LC Sir Rurik, K.o.E. growls and barks:

    We now owe Howard Dean big time! :em01: He has asked the important question Where did Scott Walker’s money come from? And thereby he puts the issue on the table, front and center. From where has The Imposter’s money come? Let the banquet begin. :em05: :em07:

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    LC HJ Caveman82952 growls and barks:

    Let us not forget what they feared the most..the myth of invincible union power being destroyed. Unspoken and unsaid, they damn well know it, for all the country to see…………………….throwing everything they had at it, dead voters, busloads from out of state, and they still lost. I have to wonder though, take an average liberal type in Wisconsin, works hard, does his or her job, pays about half of their medical premiums and retirement, if they have either……you think they might take a dim view of they also paying all of anothers pension and medical coverage? I sure as hell would! I pay all of mine, on both counts.

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    sablegsd growls and barks:

    This post gave me a hairy husk, on top of the jubilation from the win. :em01:

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    LC Guy S growls and barks:

    Yes it is a big deal, to see a 13% difference between the sweet taste of (well deserved) victory, and the agony of defeat. That it happened in Wisconsin, makes it worth some note. Now if they want a real challenge…let’s get the “blue” outta Illinois! Frankly, I am tired of my new state motto “Where Our Governors Make Our License Plates!”.

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    Tallulah growls and barks:

    I just had to post this as a triumph song.

    “Indian Love Call,” from MARS ATTACKS!

    Watch their little heads explode! heh heh heh

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    Tallulah growls and barks:

    Nothing true blue about them: they’re a bunch of damn PINKOS.

    I know a retired garbage man, who worked for New York City. He’s now 61. This is what he said to me some time ago.

    Life is good, life is good. I retired at age 45 with a full pension and benefits, from a salary that was good enough to buy a house, raise a family. . . . You know, I could do my route in about three hours: the rest of the shift we spent in the break room, drinking beer, getting bombed.

    Do the math: He got a full pension at age 45. After working just 23 years. NO, strike that: Let’s say that we can call a work-year 50 weeks long (two weeks’ vacation on average, though the unions probably got a lot more than that, too: but let’s simplify.)

    Private sector worker: 40 hours/week, 50 weeks/year, from age 21 to age 65 — 88,000 hours, or 44 years of WORK.

    Union garbageman: 15 hours ACTUAL work/week, 50 weeks/year, from age 21 to age 45 — 18,000 hours, or 9 years of WORK.

    So the wage slaves (us) work 4.88 times as long as the union guys to pay THEM to do SIT ON THEIR ASSES for the REST OF THEIR LIVES.

    Add in all the other gubmint bennies, and they easily out-earn us by a FIVE-TO-ONE margin.

    I will say, whenever I’ve told this anecdote to my Dimocrat friends (barring the Stalinistas), they do gag. It’s great ammo: just do the damn numbers, people, and see what we’re actually paying for. Most folks have NO idea what sweetheart –hell, highway robbery — deals the unionistas actually have.

    I knew another guy who got paid $35/hour just for sitting in a New York City subway token booth. And nowadays, they don’t even sell tokens or metrocards: that’s all done by machines. So what do they do? Their nails; or they watch tv, or they very occasionally redirect a lost tourist. That’s it.

    For $35/hour. And they went ON STRIKE because it wasn’t “enough.” That’s another piece of info that will stick in the craw of just about anyone, including the Dims (again, barring the Stalinists).

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    LC Xystus growls and barks:

    We’ve long felt, and we know that we’re not alone, that fighting against the organized resources of the liberal fascists and their union allies, not to mention their customary voter fraud and other shenanigans is not merely an uphill fight, it might actually be doomed from the start.

    Well let us tell you now, LCs of the Empire, we don’t feel that way anymore.

    This may be the best news I’ve ever seen His Viciousness post.

    The Wisconsin Jabberwock went down. :em01:

    O frabjous day!
    Callou! Callay!