Glow Bull Worming Mystery Solved

We found the proverbial “smoking gun” that finally “Ends The Debate™”. We give you the Sticky Cheese Stick™!

Proof positive that cheese consumption correlates precisely with causes Glow Bull Worming!!!!

Chart found here.

F.E.T.E.

9 comments

  1. 1

    Sticky Cheese Stick™!

    BWAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  2. 2
    BC, Imperial Torturer growls and barks:

    Next we take on cheese’s relationship to Quantum Mechanics and the Theory of Relativity… We’re calling it our “String Cheese Theory”.

    :em93:

  3. 3
    LC ShadowFox growls and barks:

    I’ll never give it up! They’ll have to pry my cheese from my cold, dead, toenails…errr…fingers!

  4. 4
    Elephant Man growls and barks:

    I suppose we’re going to have to “cut the cheese” in order to “save the planet”!

  5. 5
    Lizard, G.L.O.R. growls and barks:

    Ok it is all us Cheeseheads faults. We are responsible for everything these days so why not throw Glow bull worming in too.

  6. 6
    Dragineez growls and barks:

    NO! NO! NO! Dammit! The Pastafarians have already proven that it’s an inverse proportion of PIRATES that cause Claustrophobic Anthropomorphic Global Worming! Pay heed to the Flying Spaghetti Monster!

  7. 7
    LC Xystus growls and barks:

    Dragineez:

    Pay heed to the Flying Spaghetti Monster!

    Sorry, I’m not a fan of the Sauceless Abomination.

  8. 8
    LC Darth Scoundrel growls and barks:

    LC Xystus says:

    Dragineez:
    Pay heed to the Flying Spaghetti Monster!
    Sorry, I’m not a fan of the Sauceless Abomination.

    May the FSM and His noodly appendages have mercy on you for such blasphemy!

  9. 9
    LC PrimEviL growls and barks:

    Response to BC, Imperial Torturer @ #2:
    I’ve always thought string theory was kinda cheezy.