Glow Bull Worming Mystery Solved

We found the proverbial “smoking gun” that finally “Ends The Debate™”. We give you the Sticky Cheese Stick™!

Proof positive that cheese consumption correlates precisely with causes Glow Bull Worming!!!!

Chart found here.

F.E.T.E.

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LC Aggie Sith, a goddess, only different, G.G.O.R.
LC Aggie Sith, a goddess, only different, G.G.O.R.
February 24, 2011 23:39

Sticky Cheese Stick™!

BWAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

LC ShadowFox
LC ShadowFox
February 24, 2011 23:59

I’ll never give it up! They’ll have to pry my cheese from my cold, dead, toenails…errr…fingers!

Elephant Man
Elephant Man
February 25, 2011 02:28

I suppose we’re going to have to “cut the cheese” in order to “save the planet”!

Lizard, G.L.O.R.
Lizard, G.L.O.R.
February 25, 2011 09:38

Ok it is all us Cheeseheads faults. We are responsible for everything these days so why not throw Glow bull worming in too.

Dragineez
Dragineez
February 26, 2011 01:30

NO! NO! NO! Dammit! The Pastafarians have already proven that it’s an inverse proportion of PIRATES that cause Claustrophobic Anthropomorphic Global Worming! Pay heed to the Flying Spaghetti Monster!

LC Xystus
LC Xystus
February 26, 2011 04:06

Dragineez:

Pay heed to the Flying Spaghetti Monster!

Sorry, I’m not a fan of the Sauceless Abomination.

LC Darth Scoundrel
LC Darth Scoundrel
February 26, 2011 09:38

LC Xystus says:

Dragineez:
Pay heed to the Flying Spaghetti Monster!
Sorry, I’m not a fan of the Sauceless Abomination.

May the FSM and His noodly appendages have mercy on you for such blasphemy!

LC PrimEviL
LC PrimEviL
February 26, 2011 15:01

Response to BC, Imperial Torturer @ #2:
I’ve always thought string theory was kinda cheezy.