Glow Bull Worming Mystery Solved

We found the proverbial “smoking gun” that finally “Ends The Debate™”. We give you the Sticky Cheese Stick™!

Proof positive that cheese consumption correlates precisely with causes Glow Bull Worming!!!!

Chart found here.

F.E.T.E.

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LC Aggie Sith, a goddess, only different, G.G.O.R.
LC Aggie Sith, a goddess, only different, G.G.O.R.

Sticky Cheese Stick™!

BWAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

LC ShadowFox
LC ShadowFox

I’ll never give it up! They’ll have to pry my cheese from my cold, dead, toenails…errr…fingers!

Elephant Man
Elephant Man

I suppose we’re going to have to “cut the cheese” in order to “save the planet”!

Lizard, G.L.O.R.
Lizard, G.L.O.R.

Ok it is all us Cheeseheads faults. We are responsible for everything these days so why not throw Glow bull worming in too.

Dragineez
Dragineez

NO! NO! NO! Dammit! The Pastafarians have already proven that it’s an inverse proportion of PIRATES that cause Claustrophobic Anthropomorphic Global Worming! Pay heed to the Flying Spaghetti Monster!

LC Xystus
LC Xystus

Dragineez:

Pay heed to the Flying Spaghetti Monster!

Sorry, I’m not a fan of the Sauceless Abomination.

LC Darth Scoundrel
LC Darth Scoundrel

LC Xystus says:

Dragineez:
Pay heed to the Flying Spaghetti Monster!
Sorry, I’m not a fan of the Sauceless Abomination.

May the FSM and His noodly appendages have mercy on you for such blasphemy!

LC PrimEviL
LC PrimEviL

Response to BC, Imperial Torturer @ #2:
I’ve always thought string theory was kinda cheezy.