Nanny BloomingPanties Beclowns Self Again

Yes, we know that Nanny BloomPanties’ ban on soft drink containers larger than 16oz has been in the news for a couple of days, but as reports filter in from the more exasperatingly retarded Imperial Provinces in ever increasing numbers, it’s getting hard to keep up.

But it turns out that us not getting to this story from the black hole of terminal stupidity that is NY, NY, until now only allowed us to hit it at the exact point where it became even more stupid than it originally was: When Nanny BloomieFascist defended his latest meddling into none of his frackin’ business on National Doughnut Day, a day that he supports very much and very officially.

Oopsies.

Which would be funny enough in itself, but the senile, drooling old fascist decided to triple down on stupid by claiming that there wasn’t a logical disconnect between the two — on one hand being against people being allowed to drink their Coke in any cup size they damn well want and, on the other, promoting one of the single most empty servings of triple-digit calories known to this nation — that in fact… No, let us let him do the beclowning himself:

“It doesn’t sound ridiculous,” Bloomberg replied. “One doughnut is not going to hurt you. In moderation most things are OK.

Actually, one doughnut contains a significantly larger amount of calories than a 20oz Coke, but don’t let facts get in the way of you smearing that 60oz omelet around in your own idiot face, Bloomies.

“If anything in moderation works for doughnuts — why not with soft drinks?” Lauer asked, interrupting.

“That is exactly what we’re trying to do with soft drinks — is get you to drink in moderation,” Bloomberg replied. “Instead of the big 32-ounce, get two 16-ounces if you want. But history shows, all the tests show, what you’ll do is you’ll probably only drink one.”

“Get you to” being another way of saying “force you to”, to which His Imperial Majesty only has this to say: We really don’t need anybody forcing us to do anything, you liver-spotted old waste of oxygen, as a matter of fact we resent it a great deal and, by the way, if finding ourself at the receiving end of force, we tend to reply with force. As is our right as a citizen of an at least once free nation.

Seriously, New Yawk? This is what you elect to hound, nanny and harass yourselves? You did this to yourselves voluntarily?

We’ll keep that in mind the next time one of you tries to propagate the notion of Noo Yawkers as tough, independent, never take bullshit from anybody tough guys.

And then we’ll laugh ourself half to death, but it will be worth the pain.

Thatisall.

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BigDogg - Imperial Thread Killer (ITK)
BigDogg - Imperial Thread Killer (ITK)

Just wait … if a stake isn’t driven through the heart of Odumbocare, this kind of shit will be coming out every day, from HHS. Us stupid peons don’t know how to take care of ourselves, so our benevolent masters in the government will protect us from ourselves.

*spit*

LC HJ Caveman82952
LC HJ Caveman82952

I have a case of Coke Classic in my refrigerator, it’s gonna’ hit a hundred today and I’m gonna quaff the whole damn thing! Fuck you, Bloomie….idiot….. :em07:

stanzii
stanzii

This kind of shit makes me laugh…..until I cry (in despair).

I am getting old, and I can’t stop thinking about the way things used to be.

LC Gunsniper
LC Gunsniper

That said, I miss the days when Coca Cola had actual cane sugar in it instead of high fructose corn syrup. You can still get Coca Cola in Mexico and Canada made with pure sugar. It is MUCH better, (unless you are diabetic, and then all bets are off) Yep. The first time I drank a Mexican Coke it was… Read more »

LC Ogrrre - Imperial Heartless Bastard
LC Ogrrre - Imperial Heartless Bastard

LC Gunsniper @ #: I wish they would offer up Orange Crush made with sugar again. And, maybe they will when the government gets its big nose out of the market and lets sugar find an equilibrium price in the supply-demand curve all by its lonesome. Quit subsidizing sugar, corn, ethanol, and the lot. Let the market, not government bureaucrats… Read more »

sleeper
sleeper

Why does no one call them on the “public health” claim? The size of your soda is a private health issue. Sarin roiling out of the sewer grates is a public health issue.

LC Gunsniper
LC Gunsniper

Cut out the subsidies. Bring back cane sugar!

:em01:

I ‘d also prefer if sugars were used as sweeteners rather than fillers.

NR Pax
NR Pax

You can still get Coca Cola in Mexico and Canada made with pure sugar.

And I’m happy to report that I found out today you can get it in the People’s Republic of Maryland. Just tried it for the first time today. I’m more than a little impressed.

Patriette
Patriette

If you live in an area with a large Hispanic population, you can sometimes find the cane-sugar sweetened Coke at many markets…yes sir, a trip in the ‘way back machine’. Wish they carried the cane-sweetened Dr. Pepper too!

LC SecondMouse
LC SecondMouse

I would much prefer to believe that this was some big practical joke. The idea that some politician somewhere would actually, earnestly advocate for a law governing the maximum size of a serving of a soft drink is more than stupid; it is a parody, a satire of stupidity. It is uber-stupid. Don’t suppose it’s occurred to him to do… Read more »

Imperial Grammar Hun, G.L.O.R
Imperial Grammar Hun, G.L.O.R

A large part of the problem is that we have too many “experts” telling us what’s good for us and what isn’t. Remember before “fats” were eliminated from our diets, and replaced with carbos? Carbs aren’t inherently bad; nothing really is inherently bad. BUT, that said, we need fats, such as those found in grass-fed beef. The fat helps slow… Read more »

tweell
tweell

Folks, there’s a perfectly logical reason Hizzoner is going after sodas and protecting donuts.

NY’s finest in action

If Bloomberg tried to make donuts illegal in NYC, the city unions would tar and feather him, with his police force leading the way.

Tallulah
Tallulah

Well, according to a poster at the Ace of Spades: >>117 93 Posted by: Lampshade at June 01, 2012 08:08 AM (lkdo/) There is already a revolt about Herr Doomberg at the NYC City Council. Aside from the midget tyrant’s outrageous tactics to get a third term, he actually almost lost to Charles Barron. The other Dem candidate was Mark… Read more »

Tallulah
Tallulah

Oh, and I was interested to see that in the TC Mits [The Common Man In The Streets] interview that NY 1 News did today, there was only one libturd who approved of this bullshit: Everyone else said WTF??? Except Governor Cuomo, who lamely said, “I don’t see a problem with it. . . .” What a fucking maroon. BTW,… Read more »

LC Getalis, Imperial Czar of Pharmacology
LC Getalis, Imperial Czar of Pharmacology

LC Grammar Czar, G.L.O.R. says: The fat helps slow down the absorption of SUGAR, thus reducing the chance for an insulin reaction. Insulin is what facilitates the absorption of sugar. The longer sugar sits around unabsorbed, the more likely it’s going to trigger insulin release. The other issue is diet pop. Ever notice how many overweight people drink diet pop?… Read more »

Mark12A
Mark12A

First, get rid of ALL subsidies on food. Let the market decide. How much money has gone to pay people to NOT grow tobacco? Second, the government takes an unconstitutional step like making itself arbiter of health care requirements, then starts banning shit because that unconstitutional step provides them a “compelling interest” in enacting legislation. What’s next? Non-tofu meat? I… Read more »

BrendaK
BrendaK

It’s always such a shame when syphilis finally destroys the brain. How sad that one is watching out for that poor afflicted man.

Bless his heart.

LC DerKrieger
LC DerKrieger

LC Gunsniper says: That said, I miss the days when Coca Cola had actual cane sugar in it instead of high fructose corn syrup. You can still get Coca Cola in Mexico and Canada made with pure sugar. It is MUCH better, (unless you are diabetic, and then all bets are off) Yep. The first time I drank a Mexican… Read more »