…and the Regressives (formerly Progressives, formerly liberals, formerly National Socialists, formerly Progressives) are throwing shit fits of outrage, OUTRAGE! that a news organization DARE question their Messiah in such a blatantly political fashion.

Yet, it is beautiful:

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zi15OtKquD0[/youtube]

Now, before anybody gets on their “hypocrite” game and start babbling about how His Imperial Majesty has mocked, ridiculed and belittled the Ogabe Steno Pool (formerly known as the MSM) for their blatant bias, we’d like to point out a few things.

First, there is nothing in the video above that is factually incorrect. All it does is list publicly available numbers on a background of Ogabe’s 2008 Campaign Lies. To call this an “anti-Obama” political attack is the same as calling a documentary about Germany from ’44-’45 an unfair political attack on National Socialism.

Second, even if we accept for our amusement that the segment above is obviously biased, we don’t really give a flying fuck. You Regressives have, what? All of the public air wave networks plus every single one of the cable news networks except for one. ONE.

All we have is FOX.

And that’s unfair in your eyes? That’s enough to make you throw a temper tantrum about “unfairness?” Really, now. You well and truly ought to put on your big girl panties if you still know where you put them, because the kind of pity your behavior is inspiring in adults is not the kind of pity you’re fishing for. You’re looking for the “aw, that’s just awfully mean and unfair to the poor Regressives”, but what you’re getting is “sheesh! All grown up and still forced to wear diapers?”

You’re like the snotty, spoiled little 6-year-old brat stomping his tiny feet while tears and snot streams down his face, screaming about how “unfair, unfair, UNFAAAAAIIIIIR” it is that that other kid, even though you have almost all the marbles, still has the really cool glass one with the gold star shape inside it.

WAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!

Pathetic asstards.

Thatisall.

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single stack
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single stack
June 1, 2012 06:25

May the leftards suffer an epidemic of apoplexy.

LC Ogrrre - Imperial Heartless Bastard
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Billy Jeff Clinton said just yesterday that if Team Obama just got out and touted his achievements as pResident, that “he’d be fine and be reelected”, winning by 5 or 6 points. If Ear Leader’s achievements and accomplishments are so great, why isn’t Team Ogabe running on that record instead of attempting to trash Romney and Bain, and whining that… Read more »

LC FX Phillips
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LC FX Phillips
June 1, 2012 09:36

Yeah Media Mutters and all the usual suspects are up in arms about the bias.

Wonder where their outrage was when NBC gave this journalistic fellatio to regime that was 15 times longer

:em03:

radioone
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radioone
June 1, 2012 13:33

The Liberals can sure dish it out, but they sure can’t “take it”. Four minutes, verses the rest of the networks on a 24/7 rampage to get The Pantload reelected. And the Romney supporters givin’ it right back to Axelgrease yesterday in Boston. Keep this up, and Mitt will have 2-billion to kick these prix out of DC.

Muzzy - Imperial Ignorant Slut
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Muzzy - Imperial Ignorant Slut
June 1, 2012 14:41

First, there is nothing in the video above that is factually incorrect. All it does is list publicly available numbers on a background of Ogabe’s 2008 Campaign Lies. To call this an “anti-Obama” political attack is the same as calling a documentary about Germany from ’44-’45 an unfair political attack on National Socialism. Au contraire, my liege. There is a… Read more »

Muzzy - Imperial Ignorant Slut
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Muzzy - Imperial Ignorant Slut
June 1, 2012 14:52

And incidentally, even assuming the other networks can seriously be called “liberal” in any honest sense, which I sincerely doubt, FOX leans far further to the right, than they do to the left. You guys may not see it, but that’s because you’re also way to the right of center. Having FOX on your team blaring out GOP propaganda 24/7… Read more »

Muzzy - Imperial Ignorant Slut
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Muzzy - Imperial Ignorant Slut
June 1, 2012 15:59

Actually, they did him a huge favor there. What they should have done, were they “out to get him”, would be to point out the huge increase in unemployment all the way up above 10%. Instead, they make it look as if it merely went up by 0.4% under SCoaMF. Yeah, but if they did that they’d have to mention… Read more »

Muzzy - Imperial Ignorant Slut
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Muzzy - Imperial Ignorant Slut
June 1, 2012 15:59

ETA: Methinks that article is a tad on the hysterical side.

LC Spare Parts
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LC Spare Parts
June 1, 2012 17:24

Nihilism is its own reward. Truth is absolute. Fair is relative. Definitions of these terms are in any dictionary and are Not arbitrary. Don’t like Fox? Don’t watch. Can’t stand the Truth regardless of the source? Find another universe to inhabit where you can suck like you do here. That is all.

LC MaxMomFL
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LC MaxMomFL
June 1, 2012 17:32

All this ‘unemployment rate’ stuff gives me a headache. We are, after all, just using a percentage fluctuation as some sort of real indicator of…anything. We all know that percentages are not real numbers. WHAT ARE THE REAL NUMBERS? I am sick of this twisting and lying and skewing and it’s not just the Democrats. Stupid politicians; I want real… Read more »

LC Gladiator
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LC Gladiator
June 1, 2012 17:50

MAKES THE CHOICE EVEN MORE IMPORTANT!! Columnist Andrew McCarthy gives us what probably is the most important question regarding the upcoming presidential election…. “…..if Mitt wins the nomination, as seems very likely, I will enthusiastically support his candidacy. For my friends who have hesitation on that score, I’d just ask you to keep four things in mind: 1.. Justice Scalia… Read more »

themandownthehall
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June 1, 2012 19:12

Damn those foxnews women are fucking hot…

LC Sir Clambake, Imperial Black Ops Technician, K.o.E.
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Muzzy – Imperial Ignorant Slut says: Yeah, but if they did that they’d have to mention it then fell from 10.1 to 8.2, whic makes him look far better than they would want. Which is answered prior by: Emperor Misha I says: They also used the ridiculously massaged numbers put out by the Ogabe Propaganda Ministry, where you no longer… Read more »

Library Czar
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Library Czar
June 1, 2012 20:27

Any posting of real unemployment numbers is a joke. Consider that the government considers one employed if they work ONE hour a week. I would guess the unemployment rate here in Arizona is somewhere between 17% 1nd 20%.

LC HJ Caveman82952
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LC HJ Caveman82952
June 1, 2012 21:03

Here in Kalifornia it is very high. In this county about nineteen per cent that they will admit too…….my guess is twenty-five or so………

LC Ogrrre - Imperial Heartless Bastard
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Emperor Misha I @ #:12 Actually, the real unemployment number is much higher than 11%. The only reason the unemployment rate is 8.2% is that several hundred thousand people who had been in the workforce during the worst economy since the Great Depression during the Bush administration (when the unemployment rate was less than 5%), have dropped out of the… Read more »