…and the Regressives (formerly Progressives, formerly liberals, formerly National Socialists, formerly Progressives) are throwing shit fits of outrage, OUTRAGE! that a news organization DARE question their Messiah in such a blatantly political fashion.
Yet, it is beautiful:
Now, before anybody gets on their “hypocrite” game and start babbling about how His Imperial Majesty has mocked, ridiculed and belittled the Ogabe Steno Pool (formerly known as the MSM) for their blatant bias, we’d like to point out a few things.
First, there is nothing in the video above that is factually incorrect. All it does is list publicly available numbers on a background of Ogabe’s 2008 Campaign Lies. To call this an “anti-Obama” political attack is the same as calling a documentary about Germany from ’44-’45 an unfair political attack on National Socialism.
Second, even if we accept for our amusement that the segment above is obviously biased, we don’t really give a flying fuck. You Regressives have, what? All of the public air wave networks plus every single one of the cable news networks except for one. ONE.
All we have is FOX.
And that’s unfair in your eyes? That’s enough to make you throw a temper tantrum about “unfairness?” Really, now. You well and truly ought to put on your big girl panties if you still know where you put them, because the kind of pity your behavior is inspiring in adults is not the kind of pity you’re fishing for. You’re looking for the “aw, that’s just awfully mean and unfair to the poor Regressives”, but what you’re getting is “sheesh! All grown up and still forced to wear diapers?”
You’re like the snotty, spoiled little 6-year-old brat stomping his tiny feet while tears and snot streams down his face, screaming about how “unfair, unfair, UNFAAAAAIIIIIR” it is that that other kid, even though you have almost all the marbles, still has the really cool glass one with the gold star shape inside it.