National Socialist Democrat Jurors Hang Jury in Edwards Case

Because of the… We got nuthin’.

OK, them’s the rules of the justice system. If a juror or jurors decide that party fanaticism goes before justice, then they can hang the process to get their preferred result, facts and evidence be damned.

It’s just the way it is.

Something to keep in mind for future conservative jurors, though.

Sauce for the goose and all that…

No, we don’t really give a fuck. They picked the rulebook they want to play by, we’ll be happy to comply.

Thatisall.

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TravisTX
TravisTX
May 31, 2012 16:10

In the near future, trials will be unnecessary.

angrywebmaster
angrywebmaster
May 31, 2012 16:16

They can try him again on the counts they hung on. I would recommend that Edwards be “accidentally” exposed to a dose of radiation sufficient to cause his hair to fall out.

Blotches on the skin would be a nice addition.

Just to help the next jury focus on the evidence, don’t you know. :em05: :em01:

LC Ogrrre - Imperial Heartless Bastard
LC Ogrrre - Imperial Heartless Bastard
May 31, 2012 18:00

Two things ruined me for jury duty. First was hypothesis testing methods in my sadistics class. Yes, I know we are supposed to find “beyond a reasonable doubt”, but what is reasonalbe? If your answer comes out to guilty on a 95% confidence interval, that means that you could be wrong 1 time in 20. when I am fucking around… Read more »

Guest
May 31, 2012 19:17

I served on a jury once, a civil suit…lasted a month. Yes, I was driven crazy by boring testimony, even more so fighting not to fall asleep. But there came a time…looking at the defendants, a young couple…. Make damn sure buddy, this will screw up their entire life…. And in the end, I said one thing, discovering later it… Read more »

themandownthehall
themandownthehall
May 31, 2012 20:29

Edwards was right. There really are 2 Americas. The one for rich lawyers like him and one for the rest of us! 🙂

Bitter Clinger
Bitter Clinger
May 31, 2012 20:42

themandownthehall says:

Edwards was right. There really are 2 Americas. The one for rich lawyers like him and one for the rest of us

Bingo!! :em01:

LC Gladiator
LC Gladiator
May 31, 2012 20:50

Anyone who believes Edwards $$$$ didnt affect this verdict is DELUSIONAL

LC Ogrrre - Imperial Heartless Bastard
LC Ogrrre - Imperial Heartless Bastard
June 1, 2012 08:49

angrywebmaster @ #:
Defense attorneys are also especially reluctant to allow psychologists or current or retired law enforcement officers onto a jury. Gee whiz, I wonder why? 😀

LC Cheapshot911, Dept. of Redneck Tech, Imperial Photographer, K.o.E.
LC Cheapshot911, Dept. of Redneck Tech, Imperial Photographer, K.o.E.
June 1, 2012 11:54

The guy was bangin’ strange cuntmuffins simultaneously with playing the “Dying Wife” sympathy deck to his supporters and contributors.
‘Not against the law of course,, but for honorable folks,,that put’s him in a special category which is completely incompatible with any measure of public trust.

Mark12A
Mark12A
June 1, 2012 13:58

The law in these cases is so complex that no one can understand. And the DOJ is pretty much incompetent. John Edwards is a real moral douchebag, but the verdict was predictable. The DOJ will probably go after Zimmerman with more vehemence than they did with Edwards, anyway.

Fa Cube Itches
Fa Cube Itches
June 1, 2012 15:09

Elites almost never get convicted of anything. It’s impressive enough that he even got indicted.

LC Ogrrre - Imperial Heartless Bastard
LC Ogrrre - Imperial Heartless Bastard
June 1, 2012 19:01

Personally, I hope they treat him the same way the prosecuter in Texas treated Trent Lott.