Why is it so important to know why the man was a zombie, as seen in the anchor’s conversation with the field reporter? I think the important thing is whether or not the cannibal was killed, and if the victim will turn cannibal.

So, was he a zombie, a cannibal, or a druggie? I’m going with “Doesn’t matter; fire until target ceases moving.”

And the damn cops just shot him. It wasn’t his fault he was a zombie, it was just circumstances outside of his control that caused him to need brain. Why didn’t they taze him (do tazers work on zombies? They should, and why hasn’t the government done a study on this?).

It was circumstances beyond my control. I was skimming channels and the batteries on my remote crapped out and I’ve learned so much. Do you believe I would haul my drunk ass out of my Barcalounger while I’m oiling my firearms, not gonna happen. I might spill on my Bible. Actually I’m watching “The Five” and enjoying three women kick… Read more »

You guys are barking up the wrong tree! You have not even considered the most important aspect in the whole episode, and that is, was the zombie black or white-hispanic? If he/it was black, then the police acted stupidly when they shot the zombie. After all, he/it was just doing what zombies do, similarly to how the little jungle bunny… Read more »

It’s already spread to New Jersey:

Dammit …

If you’ll forgive the pimping, I have some preparatory reading for you. The first omnibus edition of Larry Correia’s Monster Hunter series is out. You can find the e-book here. Even better, the free sample is about three quarters of the first book. I mean, how can you resist a book that starts: On one otherwise normal Tuesday evening I… Read more »

Rule No. 1: Cardio
Rule No. 4: Double Tap

Re-acquaint yourselves with the rules

http://www.zombielandrules.com/

If I had a zombie son, he’d look just like Rudy Eugene.

Well gentlemen, seems like it’s time to break out the good ammo. Aim high, double tap. Those bitten are already dead.

This is some frakkin scary shit.