The Zombie Apocalypse…

has apparently begun in Miami.

 

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emily_nelson
emily_nelson
May 30, 2012 20:46

Why is it so important to know why the man was a zombie, as seen in the anchor’s conversation with the field reporter? I think the important thing is whether or not the cannibal was killed, and if the victim will turn cannibal.

Cortillaen
Cortillaen
May 30, 2012 21:35

So, was he a zombie, a cannibal, or a druggie? I’m going with “Doesn’t matter; fire until target ceases moving.”

Guest
May 30, 2012 21:52

A shotgun slug, point blank to the head should be sufficient…now this is the kind of shit you tell your kids on halloween…..I cannot imagine what those officers thought…….or what I would have thought….like disbelief, at first, followed by an itchy trigger finger.
I saw that movie…..

Emperor Misha I
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Emperor Misha I
May 31, 2012 00:11

Finally!

Not the zombie apocalypse, I mean, but I’ve been itching to post about this for days! Which, of course, I can’t seeing as how it happened in your Imperial Province.

Now to load up the shotgun with slugs. Aim for the head!

SoCalOilMan, K.o.E.
SoCalOilMan, K.o.E.
May 31, 2012 01:03

And the damn cops just shot him. It wasn’t his fault he was a zombie, it was just circumstances outside of his control that caused him to need brain. Why didn’t they taze him (do tazers work on zombies? They should, and why hasn’t the government done a study on this?).

Emperor Misha I
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Emperor Misha I
May 31, 2012 01:16

Have you been watching PMSNBC again, SoCal?

SoCalOilMan, K.o.E.
SoCalOilMan, K.o.E.
May 31, 2012 01:51

It was circumstances beyond my control. I was skimming channels and the batteries on my remote crapped out and I’ve learned so much. Do you believe I would haul my drunk ass out of my Barcalounger while I’m oiling my firearms, not gonna happen. I might spill on my Bible. Actually I’m watching “The Five” and enjoying three women kick… Read more »

LC Ogrrre - Imperial Heartless Bastard
LC Ogrrre - Imperial Heartless Bastard
May 31, 2012 08:07

You guys are barking up the wrong tree! You have not even considered the most important aspect in the whole episode, and that is, was the zombie black or white-hispanic? If he/it was black, then the police acted stupidly when they shot the zombie. After all, he/it was just doing what zombies do, similarly to how the little jungle bunny… Read more »

BigDogg - Imperial Thread Killer (ITK)
BigDogg - Imperial Thread Killer (ITK)
May 31, 2012 08:34

It’s already spread to New Jersey:

BigDogg - Imperial Thread Killer (ITK)
BigDogg - Imperial Thread Killer (ITK)
May 31, 2012 08:37

Dammit …

Boryon
Boryon
May 31, 2012 09:08

If you’ll forgive the pimping, I have some preparatory reading for you. The first omnibus edition of Larry Correia’s Monster Hunter series is out. You can find the e-book here. Even better, the free sample is about three quarters of the first book. I mean, how can you resist a book that starts: On one otherwise normal Tuesday evening I… Read more »

Mark12A
Mark12A
May 31, 2012 12:32

Rule No. 1: Cardio
Rule No. 4: Double Tap

Re-acquaint yourselves with the rules

http://www.zombielandrules.com/

Cactus Jack
Cactus Jack
May 31, 2012 16:06

If I had a zombie son, he’d look just like Rudy Eugene.

Bitter Clinger
Bitter Clinger
May 31, 2012 20:18

Well gentlemen, seems like it’s time to break out the good ammo. :em03: Aim high, double tap. Those bitten are already dead. :em06:

sablegsd
sablegsd
May 31, 2012 21:19

This is some frakkin scary shit.