The Zombie Apocalypse…

Posted by LC 0311 Sir Crunchie I.M.H., K.o.E. on May 30, 2012

has apparently begun in Miami.

 

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  1. 1
    emily_nelson growls and barks:
    May 30, 2012 at 20:46

    Why is it so important to know why the man was a zombie, as seen in the anchor’s conversation with the field reporter? I think the important thing is whether or not the cannibal was killed, and if the victim will turn cannibal.

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    Cortillaen growls and barks:
    May 30, 2012 at 21:35

    So, was he a zombie, a cannibal, or a druggie? I’m going with “Doesn’t matter; fire until target ceases moving.”

  3. 3
    LC HJ Caveman82952 growls and barks:
    May 30, 2012 at 21:52

    A shotgun slug, point blank to the head should be sufficient…now this is the kind of shit you tell your kids on halloween…..I cannot imagine what those officers thought…….or what I would have thought….like disbelief, at first, followed by an itchy trigger finger.
    I saw that movie…..

  4. 4
    Emperor Misha I growls and barks:
    May 31, 2012 at 00:11

    Finally!

    Not the zombie apocalypse, I mean, but I’ve been itching to post about this for days! Which, of course, I can’t seeing as how it happened in your Imperial Province.

    Now to load up the shotgun with slugs. Aim for the head!

  5. 5
    SoCalOilMan, K.o.E. growls and barks:
    May 31, 2012 at 01:03

    And the damn cops just shot him. It wasn’t his fault he was a zombie, it was just circumstances outside of his control that caused him to need brain. Why didn’t they taze him (do tazers work on zombies? They should, and why hasn’t the government done a study on this?).

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    Emperor Misha I growls and barks:
    May 31, 2012 at 01:16

    Have you been watching PMSNBC again, SoCal?

  7. 7
    SoCalOilMan, K.o.E. growls and barks:
    May 31, 2012 at 01:51

    It was circumstances beyond my control. I was skimming channels and the batteries on my remote crapped out and I’ve learned so much. Do you believe I would haul my drunk ass out of my Barcalounger while I’m oiling my firearms, not gonna happen. I might spill on my Bible.

    Actually I’m watching “The Five” and enjoying three women kick Bekel’s ass. :em01:

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    LC Ogrrre growls and barks:
    May 31, 2012 at 08:07

    You guys are barking up the wrong tree! :em05:
    You have not even considered the most important aspect in the whole episode, and that is, was the zombie black or white-hispanic? If he/it was black, then the police acted stupidly when they shot the zombie. After all, he/it was just doing what zombies do, similarly to how the little jungle bunny youth in Central Park and other northeast locations are just doing what little jungle bunny youth do when they are “wilding”. Any criticism of such behavior is racist, after all, they’re black, and just can’t help themselves when they rape, rob, and murder.

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    BigDogg growls and barks:
    May 31, 2012 at 08:34

    It’s already spread to New Jersey:

  10. 10
    BigDogg growls and barks:
    May 31, 2012 at 08:37

    Dammit …

  11. 11
    Boryon growls and barks:
    May 31, 2012 at 09:08

    If you’ll forgive the pimping, I have some preparatory reading for you. The first omnibus edition of Larry Correia’s Monster Hunter series is out. You can find the e-book here. Even better, the free sample is about three quarters of the first book.

    I mean, how can you resist a book that starts:

    On one otherwise normal Tuesday evening I had the chance to live the American dream. I was able to throw my incompetent jackass of a boss from a fourteenth-story window.

  12. 12
    Mark12A growls and barks:
    May 31, 2012 at 12:32

    Rule No. 1: Cardio
    Rule No. 4: Double Tap

    Re-acquaint yourselves with the rules

    http://www.zombielandrules.com/

  13. 13
    Cactus Jack growls and barks:
    May 31, 2012 at 16:06

    If I had a zombie son, he’d look just like Rudy Eugene.

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    Bitter Clinger growls and barks:
    May 31, 2012 at 20:18

    Well gentlemen, seems like it’s time to break out the good ammo. :em03: Aim high, double tap. Those bitten are already dead. :em06:

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    sablegsd growls and barks:
    May 31, 2012 at 21:19

    This is some frakkin scary shit.