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The Prick Factory Drops the R, I, and K
…and becomes the PC Factory. Seriously, you just can’t make this shit up.
An official at the U.S. Naval Academy strongly is urging officers to no longer refer to the exercise “Indian runs” as such in order not to offend Native Americans, according to a series of emails sent from the academy’s equal opportunity adviser and obtained by the Washington Free Beacon.
First off, I’m a “native” American, born and bred in CONUS, so using that term to refer to anything other than ALL American citizens offends ME. Reconcile that one you simpering pantywaist. Secondly, I thought that our service academies were supposed to be the creme de la creme, the academically and physically elite. Isn’t that kinda discriminatory against the dumb asses (Ogabe’s voting bloc) and the fat. How does an “equal opportunity adviser” justify that? The simple fact that Canoe U even has one tells me that they are no longer interested in cultivating the best and brightest, only the PC approved.
Master Chief Christopher Gary informed all officers at the USNA complex in a May 14 email slugged, “Seriously Folks—This is Stereotyping,” that it is not appropriate to use the term “Indian run” in reference to the jogging exercise in which midshipmen run single file, and the man in the rear of the line sprints to the front, a process which is then repeated.
“The term ‘Indian Run’ is used to describe the alternating sprint exercises at various levels here at the Academy, and it is widely used among the public,” Gary wrote in the May 14 email. “I hope all can already see the problem with this, but let me be clear, this is a form of stereotyping.”
A mother fucking MASTER CHIEF wrote that panty wetting drivel??!!! Are you fucking shittin’ me?! Other than a Marine Gunny few creatures are supposed to be as fear inducing as a Navy Chief. Guess that went the way of boondockers and bell bottoms too. Ol Chrissy boy probably squealed with girlish glee when DADT was repealed.
Gary told the Free Beacon in an interview that while there is no officially sanctioned term for the exercise, he sent the email as a way to open up dialogue among USNA leaders.
“Dialogue” huh? Where I come from it’s called hand wringing, pussified mewling.
“It was something internal to say, ‘Hey, can we come up with something different?’ ” Gary said.
No we can’t you pussy. Grow a set and man up you fucking squid. Wait, I take that back, you don’t rate to be called a squid, that’s a form of semi-endearment for sailors. You however are a fucking disgrace to the sea service. Bet you’ve never even been aboard a ship have you? And the dildo you ride in the bathtub don’t count.
“I thought, ‘Hey, lets discuss this among the leadership here.’”
And you can do it in a “non-judgmental empowerment zone” too! Yippee.
Gary’s email comes as Massachusetts Senate candidate Elizabeth Warren finds herself in deep water for claiming she has Cherokee Indian heritage.
Shouldn’t that be Cherokee Native American Indigenous People heritage? Just sayin’ is all. And isn’t the term “deep water” troubling to the rocks aquatically buoyancy challenged.
Gary’s missive goes on to explain that while the term “Indian run” is commonplace, many in the institution are likely to find it offensive—and that it could cause the USNA an unneeded political headache.
Yep, it sure did. Or more precisely your case of the vapors over it has.
“The simple question is often the tip of the iceberg; as with icebergs, its what’s underneath that has sunk many ships,” he wrote. “I am asking everyone to revisit practices that may have caused you to pause, so we can keep our ship afloat. I’m also seeking input on an alternative name for these sprints.”
Sweet Davy Jones, you couldn’t be more effeminate if you swished in wearing a sundress and singing show tunes.
In a subsequent email sent Tuesday, Gary offered several alternatives to the supposedly offensive phrase, among them…
This oughta be good.
“back to front sprints,”
Sounds like he and his boyfriend’s Friday night.
“drafting sprints,” “speed intervals,” and “leap frogs.”
Hey, that’s offensive to *spit* fwenchies.
Gary also noted that he received “52 emails in response” to his initial request.
I pray that a bunch of them ripped him a new ass, although he would probably enjoy that; with the proper lubricant anyway.
“People warned me about being overly sensitive,” Gary said.
No, they told you to stop being a gushing pussy, but if you took that as “sensitive”, well I guess clits are pretty sensitive after all, so maybe it works.
“I understand their concerns, but we can’t fix everything. It’s just something to look into.”
Spoken like a true aforementioned gushing pussy.
“Several made attempts at establishing the term’s origin; two cautioned against being overly sensitive; and one, who self reported as being of Native American descent, said he was always offended by the term, but didn’t speak out because he just wanted to fit in,” Gary wrote in the May 15 email. “We may not have the ability to remedy every concern that comes our way, but should be willing to address them. What the responses overwhelmingly show is that many of you are at least willing to consider things you might not have otherwise.”
Blah. blah, simpering blah.
Earlier today, Gary sent out another email apologizing for his use of the term “leap frogs”—a term that he speculates could be seen as offensive to the French.
Bwuahahahahahahaha, fucking hahahahaha. In the name of Cthulu’s left testicle he’s serious!
“It was brought to my attention this morning that the term ‘frog’ was used as a slur to refer to Franco-Americans,” he wrote.
Somebody with a fucking brain and the commons sense that the Good Lord gave a cocker spaniel was busting you’re dumb ass balls you limp wristed feather merchant!! And you fell for it! What a maroon!
“There is ample information to support this concern. Under the list of alternatives I offered for ‘Indian Runs’, please strike from the list ‘Leap Frogs.’”
Oh, oh my, my, my. His retreat in the face of the slightest pressure is so, so… fwench.
Gary said he was simply looking to open “an opportunity for dialogue and to be reasonable and just look at it.”
Look at these faggot, it’s what real men have, and it used to be a requirement to wear the uniform of a Master Chief. Who ever has yours, kindly ask them to dispose of them as you obviously have no use of them.
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A smart man would just plead insanity and shrink out of sight.
His idiotic screed would barely be worthy of being printed in an urban free newspaper.
Something smells. No way a real Master Chief writes this smegma, unless I woke up this morning in an alternate universe. Had to be some REMF; but if he did, it’s time to scrap this service and start over, screening first for both testicles and abnormally high levels of testosterone.
I would hazard a guess that this individual received his promotion to Master Chief about the same time the US Naval Academy decided to become a clown-college for Political Correctness, and I’m guessing that both happened fairly soon after November of 2008. Like, say, late January 2009.
Just a guess.
I wonder what they’ll have for new ratings in the Navy…
PC2 – Pollitical Correctperson 2nd Class…
SI3 – Sterotype Identifier 3rd…
No more Surface Warfare water wings – NOW you’ll get your All Inclusive Rainbow pin!
Dolphins? Ha! An outmoded symbol of dead white men! NOW you’ll get a Watersports Badge!
Orion
He’s not a squid, he’s an octopus.
But let’s face it, the surface Navy has seen precious little combat action since 1953. Gulf of Tonkin – maybe. A touch of Switf boat brown water action. And I recall hearing about a minor air attack by a couple of NVA migs in 1972(?) Beyond that the only warriors areaviators and SEALS. The Cole was a case of naval ambush/mugging.
Chief Gary sounds like a cabin boy … you know the one I mean.
Hey! Don’t forget the Navy’s Redheaded Stepchildren, the ‘Bees. No, we aren’t SEALS, but we’ve been on the ground building for everyone since ’42. However, I must say, as a ‘Bee, being a dirt side rating instead of blue water I would prefer the term Dirt Squid as opposed to Squid, thank you.
ok, lets call them Pansy Master Chief runs instead
oh wait, Chief is a Native American term., right? you cant be called that anymore. Your new rank is Master Pansy.
These are most emphatically not the CPO’s I remember…………..gawdalmighty no!
Political correctness has been sapping our Navy since Clinton was in office. I retired 9 years ago, and it was bad then. The firefighting course was gutted so that anti-pollution laws would be followed, making it all but useless to take (natural gas flames with fake smoke). Bulkhead counseling was forbidden. The basic damage control classes were being redone so that the average woman could pass, and without feeling awkward (can’t have folks wading around in cold water or pipe breaks spraying away, the wet shirt is verboten). Lord help the Navy if it ever has to fight.
Wait. Wait just a fucking dadgum minute here! This “master chief” is retreating in the face of the…
FRENCH!!!?????
Damn, I think I just bust a hernia there! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
I know The Village People made a song called “In The Navy.”
I now realize that the Navy responded by turning into The Village People.
Oh, and brother? You’re on a frackin’ ROLL. Out-STANDING!
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Well, I need another coffee mug so figured I should do something to earn my yearly non-salary.
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What? What about the fame? The notoriety? The knowledge that non-Praetorians shiver in your presence? The obeisance? The free blowjobs at strip clubs? OK, so we haven’t tested that last one, but you really ought to try it.
You just can’t find people truly appreciating the benefits of rank anymore
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What a bunch of pussies. I’m very disappointed in the Navy.
This is why I purposely failed my CPO exams the last 2 years before I retired. I didn’t want them to pick me even by accident. I missed the selection board by less than 10 points both times…best and brightest my ass, I’ve known far too many chiefs. Most of them I wouldn’t piss on if they were on fire, but there were a few good ones. Far too few. Most of them retired before I did.
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I retired in ’03, and it was bad, very bad then. When I reported aboard my last command (CVN73), I was told that as a Chief, (and if you’re offended by that because your ancester got here before mine, FUCK YOU) I could not counsel my 62 blue shirits and either raise my voice or use any curse words. I immediately grabbed my collar and told the CMC to go get fucked. The PC shit has absolutely ruined the Navy. I am afraid tweell is correct. I have seen the DC course change from something that was realistic to worthless. While I was on subs, I saw 3 real floodings and the last time I went to the “wet trainer” I walked out. I also had a good friend who was on the Bonefish when she burnt. The fire-fighting training went from OK, to really good under him, then straight to hell. The goat locker no longer exists, it is a sheep pen.
As a Englishman, I must formally protest about the ignorance displayed here. Frog is not a slur used to refer to Franco-Americans. Frog is a slur used to refer to any French speaker. For the master chief’s education, synonyms of lesser use include croaker and kermit.
Calling a frenchman a “frog” can hardly be considered a slur, since they are best referred to as “cheese-eating surrender monkeys.” “Frog” is a step up.
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Your HR people really need to do a better job of explaining the benefits program Sire. Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m off to a strip club to try that last one out.
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I”ll have to show this thread to my husband (RM1SS Ret). He thankfully retired in 2003, and I believe his retirement pay becomes real retirement pay rather than ready reserve pay this year. Yeah!
If “frog” is offensive to the french, no matter how or when the word is used, what am I supposed to call those large amphibious critters making loud noises in the bull rushes? Because “large, greenish brown, moist skinned, noisy amphibians” is a bit of a mouthful. This guy is probably related to the idiot who decided that his engineering firm could no longer call jigs jigs, because it sounded too much like “jig-a-boo”, and would obviously offend everyone within earshot. Until he raised the stink, most of the folks working there had never even heard of the supposedly massively offensive term.
I think the fatal hit was taken in the summer of 1991, at the Tailhook Convention. Remember the name Paula Coughlin?
Besides, the root of the “indian run” is the old term “indian file” in which a group of people (warriors or whatever) would walk single file and step in each other’s footprints to hide the number of people in the file. Actually a pretty good piece of deception on a battlefield.
Not that it matters.