…and becomes the PC Factory. Seriously, you just can’t make this shit up.
An official at the U.S. Naval Academy strongly is urging officers to no longer refer to the exercise “Indian runs” as such in order not to offend Native Americans, according to a series of emails sent from the academy’s equal opportunity adviser and obtained by the Washington Free Beacon.
First off, I’m a “native” American, born and bred in CONUS, so using that term to refer to anything other than ALL American citizens offends ME. Reconcile that one you simpering pantywaist. Secondly, I thought that our service academies were supposed to be the creme de la creme, the academically and physically elite. Isn’t that kinda discriminatory against the dumb asses (Ogabe’s voting bloc) and the fat. How does an “equal opportunity adviser” justify that? The simple fact that Canoe U even has one tells me that they are no longer interested in cultivating the best and brightest, only the PC approved.
Master Chief Christopher Gary informed all officers at the USNA complex in a May 14 email slugged, “Seriously Folks—This is Stereotyping,” that it is not appropriate to use the term “Indian run” in reference to the jogging exercise in which midshipmen run single file, and the man in the rear of the line sprints to the front, a process which is then repeated.
“The term ‘Indian Run’ is used to describe the alternating sprint exercises at various levels here at the Academy, and it is widely used among the public,” Gary wrote in the May 14 email. “I hope all can already see the problem with this, but let me be clear, this is a form of stereotyping.”
A mother fucking MASTER CHIEF wrote that panty wetting drivel??!!! Are you fucking shittin’ me?! Other than a Marine Gunny few creatures are supposed to be as fear inducing as a Navy Chief. Guess that went the way of boondockers and bell bottoms too. Ol Chrissy boy probably squealed with girlish glee when DADT was repealed.
Gary told the Free Beacon in an interview that while there is no officially sanctioned term for the exercise, he sent the email as a way to open up dialogue among USNA leaders.
“Dialogue” huh? Where I come from it’s called hand wringing, pussified mewling.
“It was something internal to say, ‘Hey, can we come up with something different?’ ” Gary said.
No we can’t you pussy. Grow a set and man up you fucking squid. Wait, I take that back, you don’t rate to be called a squid, that’s a form of semi-endearment for sailors. You however are a fucking disgrace to the sea service. Bet you’ve never even been aboard a ship have you? And the dildo you ride in the bathtub don’t count.
“I thought, ‘Hey, lets discuss this among the leadership here.’”
And you can do it in a “non-judgmental empowerment zone” too! Yippee.
Gary’s email comes as Massachusetts Senate candidate Elizabeth Warren finds herself in deep water for claiming she has Cherokee Indian heritage.
Shouldn’t that be Cherokee Native American Indigenous People heritage? Just sayin’ is all. And isn’t the term “deep water” troubling to the
rocks aquatically buoyancy challenged.
Gary’s missive goes on to explain that while the term “Indian run” is commonplace, many in the institution are likely to find it offensive—and that it could cause the USNA an unneeded political headache.
Yep, it sure did. Or more precisely your case of the vapors over it has.
“The simple question is often the tip of the iceberg; as with icebergs, its what’s underneath that has sunk many ships,” he wrote. “I am asking everyone to revisit practices that may have caused you to pause, so we can keep our ship afloat. I’m also seeking input on an alternative name for these sprints.”
Sweet Davy Jones, you couldn’t be more effeminate if you swished in wearing a sundress and singing show tunes.
In a subsequent email sent Tuesday, Gary offered several alternatives to the supposedly offensive phrase, among them…
This oughta be good.
“back to front sprints,”
Sounds like he and his boyfriend’s Friday night.
“drafting sprints,” “speed intervals,” and “leap frogs.”
Hey, that’s offensive to *spit* fwenchies.
Gary also noted that he received “52 emails in response” to his initial request.
I pray that a bunch of them ripped him a new ass, although he would probably enjoy that; with the proper lubricant anyway.
“People warned me about being overly sensitive,” Gary said.
No, they told you to stop being a gushing pussy, but if you took that as “sensitive”, well I guess clits are pretty sensitive after all, so maybe it works.
“I understand their concerns, but we can’t fix everything. It’s just something to look into.”
Spoken like a true aforementioned gushing pussy.
“Several made attempts at establishing the term’s origin; two cautioned against being overly sensitive; and one, who self reported as being of Native American descent, said he was always offended by the term, but didn’t speak out because he just wanted to fit in,” Gary wrote in the May 15 email. “We may not have the ability to remedy every concern that comes our way, but should be willing to address them. What the responses overwhelmingly show is that many of you are at least willing to consider things you might not have otherwise.”
Blah. blah, simpering blah.
Earlier today, Gary sent out another email apologizing for his use of the term “leap frogs”—a term that he speculates could be seen as offensive to the French.
Bwuahahahahahahaha, fucking hahahahaha. In the name of Cthulu’s left testicle he’s serious!
“It was brought to my attention this morning that the term ‘frog’ was used as a slur to refer to Franco-Americans,” he wrote.
Somebody with a fucking brain and the commons sense that the Good Lord gave a cocker spaniel was busting you’re dumb ass balls you limp wristed feather merchant!! And you fell for it! What a maroon!
“There is ample information to support this concern. Under the list of alternatives I offered for ‘Indian Runs’, please strike from the list ‘Leap Frogs.’”
Oh, oh my, my, my. His retreat in the face of the slightest pressure is so, so… fwench.
Gary said he was simply looking to open “an opportunity for dialogue and to be reasonable and just look at it.”
Look at these faggot, it’s what real men have, and it used to be a requirement to wear the uniform of a Master Chief. Who ever has yours, kindly ask them to dispose of them as you obviously have no use of them.