Ouch! (Updated)

Posted by LC 0311 Sir Crunchie I.M.H., K.o.E. on May 9, 2012
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Update; LC Rurik sends us this.

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  1. 1
    LC Cheapshot911, Dept. of Redneck Tech growls and barks:
    May 9, 2012 at 10:35

    What the pRezident really means,, “The mission was so well under way by the time they managed to drag me off the putting green that I couldn’t cancel it”

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    Slightly to the right of Gingis Khan growls and barks:
    May 9, 2012 at 13:51

    This needs to go into heavy rotation.

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    BigDogg growls and barks:
    May 9, 2012 at 14:02

    Zero is such a piece of shit … he lawyered-up his CYA memo if it somehow went bad, had to be forced into giving the green light, and yet somehow wants us to think he’s some kind of hero.

    If I ever have the chance … consequences be damned … I’m going to plant my fist in that smug motherfucker’s face.

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    LC BU1 IMotBP growls and barks:
    May 9, 2012 at 19:05

    Update: Some buzz on Twitter for this blink-and-you’ll-miss-it moment in O’s remarks: “when I think about those soldiers or airmen or marines or sailors who are out there fighting on my behalf…” His behalf?

    Something else the smug dumbass has let slip out… If they EVER changed the Oath of Enlistment to state anything even remotely resembling serving on HIS behalf, I would be out the moment I heard about it.

    Found at: http://hotair.com/archives/2012/05/09/breaking-noted-gay-marriage-supporter-finally-drops-cynical-charade/

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    Bitter Clinger growls and barks:
    May 9, 2012 at 20:28

    No words…

    Wait, fuck that I’ve got plenty of words.

    Fuck Obummer.

    Fuck his narcissitic self aggrandizing bullshit.

    That cowardly son of a heathen pisslamic loving commie bitch would sooner have let OBL go if he didn’t need the polling numbers it would generate.

    FUUUCCKKK!!!!! :em08:

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    Sir Fresh Sign growls and barks:
    May 9, 2012 at 23:45

    i’ve been away, how is Deej?

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    emily_nelson growls and barks:
    May 10, 2012 at 04:09

    Sir Fresh Sign says:

    i’ve been away, how is Deej?

    So far, so good. He’s out of the hospital and being his usual self here.

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    bruce growls and barks:
    May 10, 2012 at 12:40

    it was military who found osama and they wanted to drop a couple of 2,000lb bombs on him but this plan was nixed by that raghead loving,commie bitch val jarret.so they had to use seal team 6 and risk american lives to kill one raghead and in the raid to kill bin laden we lost a top secret stealth helicopter which the packies gave to our friends the chi-coms.bongo also lose a stealth drone to iran because val jarret would not let the air force bomb it.this clown is just like his grandfather,a saboteur and spy for our enemies.

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    Tallulah growls and barks:
    May 10, 2012 at 16:52

    Fellow citizens! please read this, and pass it on to as many people as you can. McCann really states the peril our nation faces in the strongest terms.

    Obama, Pelosi and Reid have spent the first term laying out the blueprint for a dictatorship. This is no exaggeration. Any Democrat who goes along with this is a traitor.

    May 8, 2012
    Obama’s Second Term Transformation Plans
    By Steve McCann

    The 2012 election has often been described as the most pivotal since 1860. This statement is not hyperbole. If Barack Obama is re-elected, the United States will never be the same, nor will it be able to recapture its once lofty status as the most dominant nation in the history of mankind.

    The overwhelming majority of Americans do not understand that Obama’s first term was dedicated to putting in place executive power to enable him and the administration to fulfill the campaign promise of “transforming America” in his second term, regardless of which political party controls Congress. That is why his re-election team is virtually ignoring the plight of incumbent or prospective Democratic Party office holders.

    The most significant accomplishment of Obama’s first term is to make Congress irrelevant. Under the myopic and blindly loyal leadership of Harry Reid and Nancy Pelosi, the Democrats have succeeded in creating an imperial and, in a second term, a potentially dictatorial presidency.

    During the first two years of the Obama administration, when the Democrats overwhelmingly controlled both Houses of Congress and the media was in an Obama-worshipping stupor, myriad laws were passed and actions taken which transferred virtually unlimited power to the executive branch. . . .

    Read the rest: http://www.americanthinker.com/2012/05/obamas_second_term_transformation_plans.html

    We’ve noticed that Obama and his minions have flouted the Constitution and the laws derived from it; that they have ignored the judicial branch whenever it suited them to do so; and that the Congress has made no moves to impeach these gangsters, apart from a few brave souls like Darryl Issa.

    Upshot? we have a self-castrated Congress, a castrated judicial branch, and an imperial executive. That’s NOW, in the asshole’s first term. He and his henchmen will drive the stake all the way into the heart of our Republic in his second term.

    And if Romney is elected? The Leftwads will just bide their time like they always do, waiting for the next round, and the next, and the next…. they never stop.

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    LC 0311 Sir Crunchie I.M.H., K.o.E. growls and barks:
    May 10, 2012 at 17:59

    LC BU1 IMotBP @ #:
    His Imperial Majesty King Narcissus Ogabe allowed his arrogance to slip yet again. Should really come as no surprise though, remember when Axelrod kept referring to when Obama would “rule” the country during an interview after the election?
    Another “slip” of the tongue, he said “Defense AGAINST Marriage Act”. That terminology is probably more in keeping with his opinion of the institution anyway.
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    BigDogg growls and barks:
    May 10, 2012 at 21:37

    Tallulah says:

    Obama’s Second Term Transformation Plans

    Realistically, such a scenario simplifies things greatly. Federal uniform? Target. Federal vehicle? Target. Federal office? Target. Informant for the feds? Target. Giving aid and comfort to the feds? Target.

    Too many who will stand against a totalitarian like Obama are well-versed in guerrilla warfare …

    Look at the goat-fucking cave-hiders in Asscrackistan surviving against our nation’s finest. Zero’s opponents here (i.e., Patriots) are light years ahead – in terms of armament and training – of the goatfuckers in Asscrackistan; and Zero’s brownshirts aren’t anywhere near as skilled or trained as our nation’s finest.

    It’s not a question of IF it’s going to hit the fan, just a question of when and how hard. If you haven’t accepted that yet, then you’re going to be behind the 8-ball when it happens.

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    LC Roguetek growls and barks:
    May 11, 2012 at 11:08

    This is true. Even the least of us as resources the muj would sell thier own mothers (if they havent already) to obtain.

    access to weapons, ammunition, training, communications, transport, money. You name it, we’ve got it.

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    LC Ogrrre growls and barks:
    May 11, 2012 at 16:40

    Tallulah, et al: available for free download to Kindle devices from Amazon is “Simple Sabotage Field Manual”, a field manual by the United States Army. :em01: There are those here who can evaluate the manual for effectiveness far better than I.

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    LC FORGER - Monster Hunter growls and barks:
    May 11, 2012 at 18:07

    :em08: :em08: :em08:

    It’s a goodgawddamn thing this afternoon was one of the RARE times I go out w/o my G21….

    It’s after work and I run to the local ZX station right up the road from Da’ Crib to put some fuel in The Beast That Anal Rapes Gaia With Every Push Of The Throttle, aka ’01 V-8 4X4 Expedition. So I’m watching the pump to make sure I don’t put my whole check in and muting the commercials on the screen.

    It’s not bad enough that there are ads EVERYFUCKINGWHERE you go, now the fuckin’ fuel pumps gotta have ‘em too??

    Anyway, while watching the numbers roll up and muting the ads, take a wild fucking guess whose cocksucking, dog eating, coke snorting, lying, wookie fucking, illegal fucking alien, lying fucking face shows up???

    That’s right, kiddies, SCOAMF/SCUD.

    Now, do you wanna go for Double Jeopardy where the scores can really change?? Guess what the “news” blurb was talking about….

    If you guessed his historic stance on butt fucking, pole smoking and lezzard licking, give your self a gold fucking star.

    I screamed, “YOU GOTTA BE FUCKING KIDDING ME!!! I CAN’T EVEN PUMP FUEL NOW WITH OUT SEEING AND HEARING THIS MOTHERFUCKING IDIOT?!?!?”

    Now, let me say this before I go on – I stop and shop there at least 4-5 times a week, so I know all the employees pretty well and we always cut up when I’m there. So when I went in saying I wanted to lodge a complaint, they thought I was joking. At first.

    I told them, “No, I’m serious”, and went on to explain. They were all like, “You gotta be shitting me!! I hate that son of a bitch!!” The shift boss said he’d kick it up the food chain, but thought it might be a corporate thing and wasn’t sure if they could do anything about it at the store level.

    So if you have a ZX station in your area, Jackson, MO. here, be advised that pumping fuel maybe harmful to your health by way of increased blood pressure and nausea and anger management issues.

    :em08: :em08: :em08:

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    LC Gunsniper growls and barks:
    May 11, 2012 at 18:16

    :em05: Three cheers and a bottle of lightly peated whiskey for LC Rurik’s update! :em05:

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    DJ Allyn growls and barks:
    May 11, 2012 at 19:21

    That “clown” had to make a decision based on a fifty percent chance that bin laden was in that compound at that time. He had to invade a sovereign nation and commit the awesome power of our military to accomplish something that his predecessor had no real interest in doing and something that if Mittens were president would have been completely against doing. He gambled his presidency and his political career on the outcome of his decision.

    He did something right and you can’t stand it. He does deserve credit for making the correct decision even when there were others who had advised against it.

    Sure, Seal Team 6 carried out the operation flawlessly and they deserve the credit for that. But realistically, they wouldn’t have been there if Obama hadn’t given the order to make it happen.

    :em07:
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    LC Gunsniper growls and barks:
    May 11, 2012 at 19:47

    jugears the clown punted all responsibility to Admiral William McRaven.

    You might not know this Deej but, as a former constituent of then senator jugears of Ill-Annoy, he doesn’t have the stones to put his neck out on a real decision. He prefers to vote “present” since he can only stand tall when he’s on someone else’s shoulders.

    He’s still voting “present”, just like his gay marriage “(d)evolution”.

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    LC FORGER - Monster Hunter growls and barks:
    May 11, 2012 at 19:51

    ummm, Deej, what about the document, letter, memo, sheet of legalese, WTF-ever you wanna call it that has come to light that basically sez, “If this shit works, I, Teh Won, get all the football spiking credit and get to campaign as if I, Teh WON pulled the trigger myself. But if the shit hits the fan, it was some body else fucked it up.”???

    And what about his predecessor’s predecessor who had the sumbitch handed to him on a silver platter, MORE THAN ONCE, and turned it down??

    BTW, and from the heart, I am really happy you are doing better. Hang in there you Lib sonuvagun, and best to you and your family. :em01:

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    BigDogg growls and barks:
    May 11, 2012 at 21:35

    Good to see that the new liver isn’t allergic to DJ’s usual bullshit.

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    Muzzy - Imperial Ignorant Slut growls and barks:
    May 11, 2012 at 22:08

    In re: Picture 2. Surely, if you wanted to be maximally effusive, you’d thank the guy who made the burger and the CEO…

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    Muzzy - Imperial Ignorant Slut growls and barks:
    May 12, 2012 at 05:43

    P.S. Good to see you back around here DJ. Bona valetudo melior est quam maximae divitaie!

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    LC cmblake6, Imperial Black Ops Technician growls and barks:
    May 12, 2012 at 20:26

    bruce @ # 8: IT is a Marxist Muslim Piece Of S*** that requires removal from it’s position. I hereby volunteer to be a member of the squad so recruited.
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    LC cmblake6, Imperial Black Ops Technician growls and barks:
    May 12, 2012 at 20:30

    We have GOT to get that 5-10 minute edit button back. Fuck. That double comment was some freak of button timing! And it was supposed to be “IT” not “IR”. Comes from a moderate level of irritation, I may but suppose.

    [Fixed ya right up -- Emp M.]
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    LC Robohobo growls and barks:
    May 12, 2012 at 22:44

    Here Deej-

    Here is your real hero, The Zero:

    President Barack Obama’s Complete List of Historic Firsts

    I particularly like:

    First president to propose budgets so unreasonable that not a single representative from either party would cast a vote in favor (“Senate unanimously rejected President Obama’s budget last year in 0-97 vote”, Politico, “House Votes 414-0 to Reject Obama’s Budget Plan”, Blaze)

    Or how about the first US President to order the assassination of a a US citizen?

    Two-Year Manhunt Led to Killing of Awlaki in Yemen

    And that is from the NY Slimes. One of your likely heroes Bill Clinton made it a crime for the US Gov’t to assassinate a citizen. Now, I have not one minutes bit if sadness over the shite being dead, he needed to die, still, just sayin’…………….

    He is historic.

    And not in a good way.

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    Mark12A growls and barks:
    May 14, 2012 at 10:55

    Check out yesterday’s (Sunday 13 May) Day By Day cartoon to refresh your collective memories of Il Douche’s remarkable legacy.

    Great that you’re back, Deej. You may be completely full of shit, but I’m glad you’re on your way to recovery. And I sincerely hope you stay that way…