Since this seems to be a Marine kind of week..

Ever see some guy park in a disabled parking space when they shouldnt?

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  1. 1

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    Igor, Imperial Booby growls and barks:

    I dunno, looks like a setup. A “civilian” with a DI hat? Another civilian that submits to said browbeating? Doesn’t pass the smell test, although I enjoyed it. Nowadays you have to have somebody “ride the lightning” before you get any compliance out of them, and that’s if they aren’t hopped up on something.

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    Mark12A growls and barks:

    Of COURSE it’s a setup. But it’s still funny and makes you wish someone would do that for real.

    Of course, the DOJ would probably prosecute the Marine for violating the dumbshit’s civil rights.

    I’d love to live in a country where you could just beat someone’s ass for parking in a disabled spot, and have the cops tell you, “Well Done.”

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    L.C. Mope growls and barks:

    Come on, now Brenda, you couldn’t possibly believe that wasn’t set up. If you do believe it was set up, then you approve of this preferential treatment for some people, and are just posting this to further the meme that requiring an owner of, say, a strip mall, set aside prime parking spaces for handicapped people that rarely use them. Since when is it the government’s business to the owner’s how to use their property?

    It reminds me of all the good conservatives that fell silent when bar owners were told not to allow smoking in their properties.

    This only furthers the erosion of Rights once held by the people. Screw that.

    Yeah, I’m a heartless bastard, but you can’t allow these vermin an inch.

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    LC Roguetek growls and barks:

    staged, but funny.

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    Mark12A growls and barks:

    I have to give you credit, Mope. You’re dead-spot-on. A simple extension of that is requiring a restaurant to take orders in a polyglot of languages. I think back toward the guy running a sandwich shop in Philly that caught media hate for posting a sign telling everyone he would only take orders in English.

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    Oorah!
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    LC Darth Scoundrel growls and barks:

    Better be a setup. I’d a put a bullet in this fucking asshole. Don’t try this at home kids, if you see something like this (either the parking violation or some cock overstepping his bounds) you call a cop. Bottom line, stupid fucking video and it doesn’t portray the military in a good light. I’m just glad this dickcheese wasn’t a Sailor.
    And if this guy IS military (I don’t buy the Marine DI bit, I’ve known too many of them) it is my fondest and fervent desire that his senior NCO sees it and hangs his ass from the yardarm over it. I for one don’t want to live in a country where the military attempts to enforce the law, and the proper response to a parking violation is a piece of paper that you take in front of a court, not physical abuse on the side of the road. Nothing good comes of it.
    You attempt to “beat my ass” and I’ll employ my “second amendment solutions” and then nobody wins. I’m too old to fight, too fat to run and too g-d mean to die.
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    L.C. Mope growls and barks:

    I would just like to point out that if this property were devoid of buildings, like the owner bulldozed them or something, which he would be well within his Rights to do, the do-gooders would not be demanding prime parking spots for the handicapped. There would be NO prime parking spots. So the fact is: these people who demand parking spaces for the privileged class are not demanding the use of property of the owner for handicapped people out of some sort of compassion. If it was compassion then the handicapped would no longer have that designation once they were afforded the use of someone else’s property. No, they are demanding this use solely because of the business. It’s an attack on business.

    As for Spats claiming the proper procedure would be to call a cop, that too, is an affront to the Constitution. Since when can a cop write a ticket on private property? I’d like to see that pass muster in court. Heck, I’d like to see the insurance the municipal corporation holds to enforce ordinances on private property. I’d bet the owner isn’t listed as an “also insured”- if the municipality has an agreement with the owner to enforce ordinances on his property. Totally unconstitutional. And anyone that thinks this is the path we ought to go down is a fucking commie.

    In North Dakota they are using predator drones to locate missing cattle, for crying out loud. Next we’ll have drone covering parking disputes.

    You can’t legislate compassion. Nor can you demand it.

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    LCBrendan growls and barks:

    “This is LC Brendan, gimme Imperial Supply and Resources”

    “Resources, McTavish here”

    “Were you the one who found me that video of the DI and the handicapped space?”

    “Yeah…they didnt like it?”

    “You’re fired. Tell Wharton he is your replacement and then go”

    “It didnt make them laugh? What happened?

    “Don’t ask. And have Wharton call and vet the video before he sends me a sure fire comedy piece in future.Or get me someone from Pacific Command next time, maybe some Aussie humour may do the trick”

    “Yes, sir”

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    LC Gladiator growls and barks:

    L.C. Mope says:

    As for Spats claiming the proper procedure would be to call a cop, t

    Where was Spats ???????????

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    LC BOATS growls and barks:

    These parking spots are meant for the disabled among us. Most times that is and elderly person who has more than paid their dues in life or a military veteran such as myself. I have a tag but most of the time I don’t use it because I see a lot of people that need it more than I do , My main problem is breathing , especially in winter when the cold dry air causes problems for me. Politically correct or not I like the video and feel like doing the same thing some times.

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    Emperor Misha I growls and barks:

    What BOATS said. Right on!

    I mean, really…

    Come on, lighten up already. Yes, of course this is staged, but it’s still fookin’ funny if you ask me, if for no other reason then for the simple one that I have felt as bloody frustrated myself at times when I see people with a stubbed toe and a “disabled” tag that they obviously printed out on their own Wal*Mart printer parking in the preferred spot for people with real bloody issues jumping out of their fucking rigs like a jack in the box to sprint in to save themselves 10 seconds of walking time.

    Yeah, I laughed and I enjoyed every single fucking minute of it. Except I would have shot the motherfucker in the face. Less fuss that way.

    And don’t get me started on the “government has no right…” because I agree and you ought to know that I do. I’m a smoker, for instance, and you can go ahead and boo and baah all you like at that, I don’t really give a fuck. I was born alone and I’m going to die alone. At least afford me the dignity of living my life the way I want to before I croak without your sermons. Or I’ll shoot you in the fucking face. Which is why I bloody well hate the idiotic, un-constitutional “laws”, and I don’t care HOW many drooling idiots voted for them, I’ll shoot them all in the face too if I have to and enjoy every spent round, mandating what legal activities restaurants etc. may allow on their personal property.

    Unless the government starts paying for their leases, they have no fucking say on what the owners allow and I’ll be only too happy to, well, shoot in the fucking ignorant face anybody who disagrees. If you don’t like the smell of smoke, go eat somewhere fucking else, you intolerant, entitled fucking piece of shit pansy-ass useless sack of goat shit. And have a tofu shit sandwich with your organically grown latte pig piss “coffee” while you’re at it.

    Likewise, if I don’t like the non-smoking policy of my favorite haunt, I can either go somewhere else or go fuck myself with a roll of razor wire. I don’t pay the rent, I have no fucking say.

    Government has no legitimate say in the matter of “disabled” parking spaces. I agree. I work at a place where we don’t have a single disabled employee. Not one. Yet the government demands that we keep 4 parking spaces open for them. In the employee parking lot. I could see the point if it were in the visitor parking lot as we have no control over who parks there and it is common courtesy to help people who might have issues walking around in the Texas heat (as in “everybody”), but in the EMPLOYEE parking lot??? If we ever hired an employee with a problem, I’m fairly certain that we could figure out a way of reserving a spot for him or her close to the entrance since we’d already decided that we rather liked the idea of that individual working for us, even WITHOUT 2,658 overpaid, useless, underworked government employees to advise us.

    But in the customer parking lot?

    No, I don’t know how many businesses have those spots because government regulations tell them they have to (undoubtedly quite a few) and how many have them to be courteous and helpful to customers with handicaps simply because they want to be, what’s the word again?, “nice?” “Courteous?” “Hospitable?”

    Awful words, I know.

    What I DO know is that any reprobate sack of perfectly physically capable shit who occupies such a spot, no matter WHAT the reason for the existence of said spot, just to save his or herself a few seconds of walking while somebody who could have actually used it for a good and legitimate purpose needs to park in Timbuktu, needs to be…

    Shot in the fucking face.
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    BigDogg growls and barks:

    Emperor Misha I says:

    Except I would have shot the motherfucker in the face … Or I’ll shoot you in the fucking face… shoot in the fucking ignorant face … Shot in the fucking face…

    Too predictable … need to throw in a gut shot or two, or ten.

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    Igor, Imperial Booby growls and barks:

    Emperor Misha I @ #13:

    What I DO know is that any reprobate sack of perfectly physically capable shit who occupies such a spot, no matter WHAT the reason for the existence of said spot, just to save his or herself a few seconds of walking while somebody who could have actually used it for a good and legitimate purpose needs to park in Timbuktu, needs to be…

    My Liege, I’ve been known to let the air out of said dipwad’s tires a time or two – my wife has kittens every time she’s with me and sees me doing it. I tell her that nothing is damaged, and if it inconveniences the dipwad that is doing the parking, GREAT!!
    (I actually did it once to a dipwad that had real disabilities, and for my sins I re-aired up his tires – I carry a portable 12VDC air pump tire inflator in my car at all times… silly me…) :em05:

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    DJ Allyn growls and barks:

    I sometimes forget to switch my handicap placards when I change cars. It doesn’t make me any less handicapped. But I can tell you that if this guy (and I could give a fuck who or what he is/was) came after me like that, he might wind up with a bullet in his knee.

    One of my cars has an actual handicap plate on it. I once had my car towed by some mall cop who didn’t see a placard on my mirror and had the car towed. The dumb fuck didn’t notice the fucking handicap symbol on the plate when he called it in.

    Most of the time I don’t bother with the handicap stalls though. Sometimes they are actually more hassle than they are worth, and most of the time I am not sore enough to warrant using them. But sometimes, the frags in my leg and lower back really play hell with me and I have trouble walking without a cane.
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    DJ Allyn growls and barks:

    Oh, and I am feeling MUCH better right now.
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    LC Mike in Chi growls and barks:

    DJ Allyn says:

    Oh, and I am feeling MUCH better right now.

    *Tips hat*
    Carpe diem

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    Darth Venomous growls and barks:

    As for Spats claiming the proper procedure would be to call a cop

    Uh, Mope? That was Darth Scoundrel, not me. :-)

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    LC TerribleTroy growls and barks:

    Meh……all you “Darths” look the same….. I know , I know, ….. Raaaaacccissst!

    Glad to hear you’re feeling better DJ.

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    M167A1 growls and barks:

    I call BS on this too, its too contrived but funny… Who the heck puts on their brown round when out of uniform…?

    Even after 20 years I expect something like this to happen if I try to “get over.”

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    LC Random Numbers growls and barks:

    BigDogg says:

    Emperor Misha I says:
    Except I would have shot the motherfucker in the face … Or I’ll shoot you in the fucking face… shoot in the fucking ignorant face … Shot in the fucking face…

    Too predictable … need to throw in a gut shot or two, or ten.

    His Majesty has been reading Sluggy Freelance…