LoompaLand? There’s no such place…

Posted by Lady M-ITT™-Imperial Sniper G.L.O.R on May 2, 2012

Well maybe there is.

Now let’s not get into a debate about whether or not this crispy golden brown piece of human leather actually put her 5 year old child in a tanning booth.  There’s just not enough evidence to support that anyway.  What I find amazing is the fact that NONE of the articles that I have read about this mentions ANYTHING about this woman looking like a Thanksgiving turkey trying to do an Al Jolson impersonation.  How can any human being, who looks like this, look at themselves in the mirror and NOT think that maybe, just maybe, they look absolutely freakin ridiculous??  How about her family?  Do they actually think she looks…normal?  I would hope that someone would care enough to say “What the HELL are you doing to yourself!?!?!

Kinda makes me feel good about my pasty white self.

 

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  1. 1
    LC HJ Caveman82952 growls and barks:
    May 2, 2012 at 19:05

    You notice that too? My first response to the pic was laughter…..then I must confess…pity….

  2. 2
    Lady M-ITT™-Imperial Sniper G.L.O.R growls and barks:
    May 2, 2012 at 19:22

    Me to Cave. I pity the fact that she has such a distorted self image to do this to herself, and also I pity the fact that she obviously doesn’t have anyone close to her willing to step up and say something.

  3. 3
    Lady H growls and barks:
    May 2, 2012 at 19:37

    “Pasty” skin keep you young looking. :)

  4. 4
    Lady H growls and barks:
    May 2, 2012 at 19:39

    “Pasty” skin keep you young looking. :)
    LC HJ Caveman82952 @ #:

    I honestly think the lady’s addicted. No excuses for what she did to that child, or to her poor skin, but I can tell you that tanning can be addictive. (I was a tan addict back in my teenage years.) I think I read somewhere that tanning yourself in the sunshine, false or real, helps the brain produce endorphins.

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    Lady M-ITT™-Imperial Sniper G.L.O.R growls and barks:
    May 2, 2012 at 19:48

    I can’t believe that someone at that tanning salon hasn’t decided that the money they make from this woman isn’t worth letting her do this to herself. :em06:

    Bartenders are expected to stop serving someone drinks if they see a customer has had too much.

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    Library Czar growls and barks:
    May 2, 2012 at 20:08

    If I were the judge I would order a psych eval

  7. 7
    LC Gunsniper growls and barks:
    May 2, 2012 at 20:51

    Hmm. I never knew L’Oréal made a makeup foundation out of French Onion Soup.

  8. 8
    LC Grammar Czar, G.L.O.R. growls and barks:
    May 2, 2012 at 22:33

    How can any human being, who looks like this, look at themselves in the mirror and NOT think that maybe, just maybe, they look absolutely freakin ridiculous??

    Have you seen Peopleofwalmart.com? It’s an epidemic, apparently.
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    LC Random Numbers growls and barks:
    May 3, 2012 at 03:06

    Looking over all other photos of this woman, I’d have to say the camera lights or studio filtering made her look even more freakishly dark than she is.

    Don’t get me wrong. She’s over-tanned, but nothing like the alien monster she looks like in the video. I smell a rat.

  10. 10
    Erbo growls and barks:
    May 3, 2012 at 03:34

    Oompa Loompa doompa-dee doo,
    I’ve got another puzzle for you,
    Oompa Loompa doompa-dah dee,
    If you are wise, you’ll listen to me

    What do you get from a glut of UV?
    Your skin has turned brown and looks extra crispy!
    Skin cancer might send you into a rage,
    But it’s for sure you look twice…your…age!
    (I sure wouldn’t hi-it that!)

    Oompa Loompa doompa-dee dah,
    If you’re not roasted, you will go far,
    You will live in happiness too,
    Like the Oompa Loompa doompa-dee doo!
    (Doompa-dee doo!)

  11. 11
    Igor, Imperial Booby growls and barks:
    May 3, 2012 at 07:38

    When I saw this pathetic over-baked sad sack of a woman, the first thing I noticed was the horrific damage that was done to her skin. The color of it is immaterial, the skin cells were practically screaming in agony. ‘Tis a pity, sometimes, that the epidermis has no nerve endings… and it looks as if she has burned them out a long time ago.

    But, hey, at least her kid can feel something – pity her Mom has to be an example of, “Don’t DO this!”
    :em08:

  12. 12
    LC Proud Infidel growls and barks:
    May 3, 2012 at 08:17

    She looks like any of her fellow “Crispy Critters” on http://www.dbagging.com!

  13. 13
    Mark12A growls and barks:
    May 3, 2012 at 09:04

    She’s no stranger looking than the blonde-haired, black woman who took over the Chicago schools. Frankly, they sort of resemble one another…

  14. 14
    LC Cheapshot911, Dept. of Redneck Tech growls and barks:
    May 3, 2012 at 11:29

    Mark12A says:

    the blonde-haired, black woman who took over the Chicago schools.

    Who says the curtains have to match the carpet? :em05:
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    FrankOK growls and barks:
    May 3, 2012 at 11:32

    Taking the term “Wigger” too far.

    :em05:
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    LC Light29ID growls and barks:
    May 3, 2012 at 11:56

    I had one hell’va tan after working outside all day in the farm or in the military but never, ever did I look like that. Aloe Vera was my best friend in the summer.

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    Igor, Imperial Booby growls and barks:
    May 3, 2012 at 13:48

    LC Light29ID @ #16:

    Aloe Vera was my best friend in the summer.

    Looks like CANCER is going to be her best friend… :em05:

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    LC&IB Vulcanrider, MSgt, USAF, Ret growls and barks:
    May 3, 2012 at 16:33

    I had a saddle that looked like that once…

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    The Watcher growls and barks:
    May 3, 2012 at 18:47

    First thought that popped into my head: My G_D! It’s Mrs. Naugahyde Barcalounger 2012!!!