Now let’s not get into a debate about whether or not this crispy golden brown piece of human leather actually put her 5 year old child in a tanning booth. There’s just not enough evidence to support that anyway. What I find amazing is the fact that NONE of the articles that I have read about this mentions ANYTHING about this woman looking like a Thanksgiving turkey trying to do an Al Jolson impersonation. How can any human being, who looks like this, look at themselves in the mirror and NOT think that maybe, just maybe, they look absolutely freakin ridiculous?? How about her family? Do they actually think she looks…normal? I would hope that someone would care enough to say “What the HELL are you doing to yourself!?!?!
Kinda makes me feel good about my pasty white self.
You notice that too? My first response to the pic was laughter…..then I must confess…pity….
Me to Cave. I pity the fact that she has such a distorted self image to do this to herself, and also I pity the fact that she obviously doesn’t have anyone close to her willing to step up and say something.
“Pasty” skin keep you young looking. 🙂
“Pasty” skin keep you young looking. 🙂 LC HJ Caveman82952 @ #: I honestly think the lady’s addicted. No excuses for what she did to that child, or to her poor skin, but I can tell you that tanning can be addictive. (I was a tan addict back in my teenage years.) I think I read somewhere that tanning yourself… Read more »
I can’t believe that someone at that tanning salon hasn’t decided that the money they make from this woman isn’t worth letting her do this to herself.
Bartenders are expected to stop serving someone drinks if they see a customer has had too much.
If I were the judge I would order a psych eval
Hmm. I never knew L’Oréal made a makeup foundation out of French Onion Soup.
Have you seen Peopleofwalmart.com? It’s an epidemic, apparently.
Looking over all other photos of this woman, I’d have to say the camera lights or studio filtering made her look even more freakishly dark than she is.
Don’t get me wrong. She’s over-tanned, but nothing like the alien monster she looks like in the video. I smell a rat.
Oompa Loompa doompa-dee doo, I’ve got another puzzle for you, Oompa Loompa doompa-dah dee, If you are wise, you’ll listen to me What do you get from a glut of UV? Your skin has turned brown and looks extra crispy! Skin cancer might send you into a rage, But it’s for sure you look twice…your…age! (I sure wouldn’t hi-it that!)… Read more »
When I saw this pathetic over-baked sad sack of a woman, the first thing I noticed was the horrific damage that was done to her skin. The color of it is immaterial, the skin cells were practically screaming in agony. ‘Tis a pity, sometimes, that the epidermis has no nerve endings… and it looks as if she has burned them… Read more »
She looks like any of her fellow “Crispy Critters” on http://www.dbagging.com!
She’s no stranger looking than the blonde-haired, black woman who took over the Chicago schools. Frankly, they sort of resemble one another…
Mark12A says:
Who says the curtains have to match the carpet?
Taking the term “Wigger” too far.
I had one hell’va tan after working outside all day in the farm or in the military but never, ever did I look like that. Aloe Vera was my best friend in the summer.
LC Light29ID @ #16:
Looks like CANCER is going to be her best friend…
I had a saddle that looked like that once…
First thought that popped into my head: My G_D! It’s Mrs. Naugahyde Barcalounger 2012!!!