Not to Butt in Here…

Since we already have a Weekend Open Thread, I just thought it incumbent on me to update the Loyal Citizenry on the state of the Empire and the reason for my apparent absence.

I am neither dead nor incapacitated (so don’t be opening the champagne from the Imperial Dungeon yet, that shit is expensive and I WILL be charging for it by the ounce), it’s just that the annual Viking invasion is taking place, so I’m having to deal with entertaining my rowdy Imperial Family which, come to think of it, perhaps “incapacitated” isn’t the wrong word after all.

But we’re all having the time of our lives, so no worries there. It’s just that typing is damn hard when you’re six sheets to the wind on a lee shore and the bloody frenchies are peppering you with badly aimed, of course, grape shot. Or words to that effect. It’s possible that we got our metaphors mixed up here.

Then again: One of the benefits of being an Emperor is that you don’t have to worry about such plebeian matters. If you say something is a perfectly correct (if somewhat misspelled) metaphor, it is.

We’ll leave it to the Imperial Staff from here on out, with the promise (threat?) that we’ll be back worse than ever once our familial obligations have been dealt with. Not to mention the massive hangovers.

For now, three huzzahs to the Imperial family who is still very much alive and kicking and long may we reign. And drink. And cuss. And cause general havoc with the more than ample assistance of the most efficient network of rebellious Loyal Citizens of America that Was that this nation ever knew.

Though we know not where the fight may take us, we know that our cause is a righteous one and that we shall, must succeed, for good will always vanquish evil. And though we may perish in the fight along the way, we shall do so with a smile on our face, a song in our heart and knowing that we will never be counted among “the good men who did nothing to stop evil.”

We aim to misbehave, and misbehave we shall until our pledge and oath to our nation has been fulfilled and Americans of all creeds and colors can once again breathe free in the land of the free, the home of the brave, the shining city upon on a hill lit by the brightest beacon that mankind ever saw.

We will not waver, we will not falter, we will not budge. The line has been drawn and we fear not death, we only fear dishonor, and dishonor is not fate, it is a choice.

Fight to win, fight to live, but if die you must, at least die well.



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    Boryon growls and barks:

    Sounds like someone hit the sauce a little hard :em01:

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    BigDogg growls and barks:

    At least he didn’t write “Ya’ know … I really love you guys.” :em05:

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    bloodyspartan growls and barks:

    You forgot the most Important part.

    Take as many of the bastards with you as inhumanely possible.

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    Mark12A growls and barks:

    Amen to BloodySpartan…

    Whoever slaughters the largest escort contingent to Valhalla wins.

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    LC HJ Caveman82952 growls and barks:

    dishonor is not fate, it is a choice

    True beyond a doubt…for when you seemingly have lost all, and have nothing left, that alone will steel your resolve, strengthen your heart, sharpen your eye and set your stride. Thanks, Misha….

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    My best to Farmor Boss, enjoy the inebriation.

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    LC Gladiator growls and barks:

    We’ll leave it to the Imperial Staff from here on out, with the promise (threat?) that we’ll be back worse than ever once our familial obligations have been dealt with. Not to mention the massive hangovers.

    Boss, I once again, respectfully of course , suggest you expand the Imperial staff by two or three. We love the originals, but they too are often busy which sometimes makes the Rott a lonely place.
    Also open threads EVERY weekend !!
    I suggest Caveman and Light 29.
    just sayin


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    LC Jackboot IC/A growls and barks:

    Greetings and Felicitations to the Imperial Family from here as well Jefe.

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    angrywebmaster growls and barks:

    Well, when you decide to grace us with your words of wisdom, it seems a pair of goblins picked the wrong house to rob and bad things happened when the residence returned.

    They won’t be down for breakfast. :em01:

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    LC HJ Caveman82952 growls and barks:

    Dahamn, shot him in the ass with a shotgun…..hope it was a twelve gauge. Talk about turning the other cheek after the one got blown off…….maybe make a frisbee out of it or something…..
    I just luv reading shit like this, it’s great! :em01:

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    angrywebmaster growls and barks:

    LC HJ Caveman82952 @ #:

    Dahamn, shot him in the ass with a shotgun

    Shot him in the ass with the criminal’s OWN shotgun. :em05:

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    Glad to hear the Imperial Family members are visiting! I know we had a blast meeting the Imperial Mother 2 summers ago. Hope all goes well and everyone has a wonderful time! :em01: