Weekend Open Thread

Since no one else has posted one, I’ll take it on myself to start a Weekend Open Thread™.

Today’s CheaperThanDirt! Tech Support Call Of The Day:

“Ah, yeah…do you guys have inflatable camoflage goats?”

“Yes, we have a nice selection of inflatable boats. What did you want to use it for?”

“Ah, not boats. Goats.”

I was afraid to ask….

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dasbow
dasbow

Inlatable goats? I use them as decoys for Splodeydopes. Draws ’em right in. I don’t know why you would want camouflage, though. The bridal outfit works much better.

LC TerribleTroy
LC TerribleTroy

Lol dasbow! Well done.

Mike , a belated congrats on the new position. Working “the phones can be a trip, wait til you start getting calls from actual insane people who ask for things like inflatible goats….. : ) I’m guessing the position change allows you to work “normal” hours?

LC 0311 Sir Crunchie I.M.H., K.o.E.
LC 0311 Sir Crunchie I.M.H., K.o.E.

Friday night in Dearborn?

Bitter Clinger
Bitter Clinger

Wonder if his kids call him Da-a-a-a-a-ddy? :em05:

LC Guy S
LC Guy S

The slopydopes are gonna want the “Embraceable Ewe” model, vice the camo. And just to stay ahead of the “diversity curve”…their cover for this is… “Hey, you infidels have to go and buy a kit to inject marinade into your meat…we do it the old fashion way!!

LC HJ Caveman82952
LC HJ Caveman82952

Hoookay…….I think I’ll leave that one alone……. :em05:

L.C. Mope
L.C. Mope

You want comedy Gold?

Remember this genius?

httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zNZczIgVXjg

He’s going to run against Cynthia McKinney.

The scales have tipped in Georgia. They’re running two of the smartest Democrats against each other.

LC FORGER - Monster Hunter
LC FORGER - Monster Hunter

Why the hell would a splodeydope wanna blow up goat when they can dork their freshly dead wife in the squeekhole??
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angrywebmaster
angrywebmaster

Our good friend, Barack Hussein “Puppyeater” Obama, *Ok I was joking about the good friend part), appears to be suffering from yet another explosion of truth telling. It looks like his “Gutsy Call” to shoot Bin Laden wasn’t all that gutsy. A memo has come out that was typical of his thinking. Make sure the Admiral running the op took… Read more »

Igor, Imperial Booby
Igor, Imperial Booby

Was that Obambi calling you about the inflatable goats??
Just wondering…
:em05: :em05: :em05: :em05: :em05:

LC Spare Parts
LC Spare Parts

Went to a WWII muster today. The troops just back from deployment had some great Afghanistan jokes.
What’s an Afghans idea of a good time?
A. 29 year-olds.
What’s so special about that?
A. No stupid. 20 9 year-olds.

And there are others that will remain unmentioned. Ba a a a adness.

The Lone Haranguer
The Lone Haranguer

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LC HJ Caveman82952
LC HJ Caveman82952

Dear God in heaven…please look after Dave….. you have my fervent prayers……he is at the top of the list………..and I think God loves him……and is there any way I/we can help you?

Tallulah
Tallulah

If you think you know what utter liars and shits the networks “news” shows are, think again. This is an appalling read: http://www.aim.org/publications/special_reports/foodlion.html Remember the old Food Lion case? when the odious blonde bitch Diane Sawyer did a hatchet job on the grocery store chain on Prime Time Live on ABC in Clinton’s day? Well, READ THAT LINK, people. If… Read more »

Jaybear, Colonel of Imperial Ancient Artillery
Jaybear, Colonel of Imperial Ancient Artillery

Done Deneen, he’s already been there for a while. Do you or Deej need anything?

BigDogg - Imperial Thread Killer (ITK)
BigDogg - Imperial Thread Killer (ITK)

Jaybear, Colonel of Imperial Ancient Artillery says:

Done Deneen, he’s already been there for a while.

Ditto that, and prayers for you and your family.

LC Mike in Chi
LC Mike in Chi

Prayers sent. Love and well wishes, too.

LC Sir Rurik, K.o.E.
LC Sir Rurik, K.o.E.

Remember tomorrow is May 1. Rurik will go to the bank. Then he will go shopping. Finally he will take target practice with his new S&W380. And in the evening the drink will be a bottle of cheap red.
Go thou, and do likewise.

Jaybear, Colonel of Imperial Ancient Artillery
Jaybear, Colonel of Imperial Ancient Artillery

LC Sir Rurik, K.o.E. says:

Remember tomorrow is May 1

I’ll be working all day, and maybe taking advantage of a stock tip I got…..

supply and demand ya’ know……supply and demand
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LC Gladiator
LC Gladiator

Amazing that the Washington Post would actually print this about Obama. The Washington Post January 8, 2012 Obama: The Affirmative Action President by Matt Patterson (columnist – Washington Post, New York Post, San Francisco Examiner) Years from now, historians may regard the 2008 election of Barack Obama as an inscrutable and disturbing phenomenon, a baffling breed of mass hysteria akin… Read more »

Bitter Clinger
Bitter Clinger

LC Gladiator says: In short: our president is a small and small-minded man, with neither the temperament nor the intellect to handle his job.When you understand that, and only when you understand that, will the current erosion of liberty and prosperity make sense. It could not have gone otherwise with such a man in the Oval Office. And thus confirming… Read more »